Five years simulation three years first

Feng Zhou originally thought that the "intense and exciting" late-night game would be a desperate horror game, but he didn't expect it to be a truth or dare.

He had quietly raised his ears to hear what they were going to talk about out of curiosity, but decided to fall asleep immediately after hearing this proposal.

Sure enough, you shouldn't have too much hope for them.

Yu Shaochun saw that he was still "looking at the wall and thinking about his mistakes", so he stretched out his hand and shook him: "Come and participate in group activities, don't be so out of place."

Feng Zhou blocked his ears with his hands: "No."

Li Guohao has already begun to announce the rules of the game: "Each of us prepares a question and asks everyone in turn. If no one can answer it, everyone will ask him the question together. If someone can answer it, he can designate someone to answer the question."

He cleared his throat: "Let's start with me, please listen to the question: If a sulfuric acid solution with pH=5 is diluted 1000 times, what is the ratio of hydrogen ions to sulfate ions in the resulting solution?"

As soon as Yu Shaochun and the others started to do the mental calculation, they heard a faint voice: "20:1."

"Damn," Yu Shaochun turned to look at Feng Zhou, "Aren't you not going to participate?"

Feng Zhou still turned his face to the wall: "I said I wouldn't participate in the game, and I didn't say I wouldn't answer the questions."

Li Guohao scratched his head: "Then...Feng Xueba, who do you want to ask?"

Although Feng Zhou didn't really want to participate in this kind of strange game, since he had already answered the question, he didn't want to break other people's rules.

But what is there to ask?He has no interest in prying into other people's privacy.

Feng Zhou straightened up slightly, and after a long silence, he reluctantly said, "Let me ask... Yu Shaochun."

When Yu Shaochun heard him say this, he felt a little anticipation in his heart. The next moment, he heard him say, "Do you prefer physics or chemistry?"

The bedroom fell into an eerie silence.

Yu Shaochun felt that he was so naive that he would expect Feng Zhou to ask normal questions.

My brain is broken.

Yu Shaochun replied with a fake smile: "I like chemistry more, thank you."

Tang Qian asked the next question: "A brief description of the composition and principle of lead-acid batteries."

Feng Zhou replied immediately: "Lead is used as the negative electrode, lead dioxide is used as the positive electrode, sulfuric acid is the electrolyte solution, sulfuric acid is consumed during discharge, and the pH rises."

Before they could speak, Feng Zhou reached out and poked Yu Shaochun again: "Let him ask you questions."

Li Guohao screamed: "This is too unfair! You are not allowed to form a team, Feng Xueba, you are cheating!"

Yu Shaochun snorted coldly: "Tai Mei, have you ever been in love?"

Tai Mei twitched on the bed: "Shouyou, why is it so straightforward to come up, God Yu? He's just a simple child, and he definitely won't fall in love early!"

Li Guohao pretended to be shocked: "Is it true that everyone here has never been in a relationship?"

There was an eerie silence in the dormitory.Tang Qian hammered the bed with a heartbroken heart: "You have never tasted the taste of love. As the head of the dormitory, my heart aches!"

He asked Yu Shaochun: "God Yu, others don't care, but you don't either..."

Yu Shaochun had a serious face: "We are excellent young people of the new era, how can we fall in love early? Are you right, Feng Xueba?"

Feng Zhou was suddenly cueed, with a puzzled expression on his face: "Why do you ask me?"

Li Guohao booed from the side: "Feng Xuebaxi has never liked someone? I'm curious too."

"I..." suddenly became the focus of the whole dormitory, Feng Zhou's face flushed suddenly, "I didn't."

Yu Shaochun approached him: "Really? Your face is blushing."

"Really do not have."

"Then..." Yu Shaochun wanted to lie to him, "What about secret love? There has always been a secret love, right?"

Feng Zhou thought of the nights when he discussed derivatives and integrals with "I am your life", and suddenly felt a little guilty.He threatened Yu Shaochun angrily: "If you bother me again, do you believe I will push you off the bed at night?"

Yu Shaochun turned his head and said to the others: "You all heard this clearly, if I fell off the bed at night, you must report to the school that the first grader was jealous of my talent and conspired to make me die young, he is the murderer !!"

Several people made a fuss until it was almost twelve o'clock before they lay down and went to sleep.Yu Shaochun couldn't sleep, poked Feng Zhou, and whispered, "Are you asleep? Feng Xueba? Come to talk about life and ideals?"

Silence answered him.

Moonlight shines through the curtains, casting the shadow of Feng Zhou's eyelashes on his skin.Yu Shaochun propped his head to look at him, and suddenly found that this annoying ghost who had been against him was actually not bad.His eyes moved to Feng Zhou's mouth, and he remembered the specious "kiss" that day again.

No matter how annoying the mouth is, the lips are soft.

Just as Yu Shaochun thought of this sentence, he suddenly felt like a pervert.After he silently recited "Feng Zhou likes the music teacher" several times, the sense of weightlessness in his heart gradually disappeared.

Yu Tony quietly brushed aside and back the few strands of hair on Feng Zhou's forehead, thinking that he might look better with a different hairstyle, so he must discuss this matter with Feng Zhou when he wakes up.

Just as Tai Mei was about to go to sleep, she suddenly felt a dark figure squirming diagonally in front of her.He squinted his eyes, and saw Yu Shaochun propped himself up to look at Feng Zhou beside him, and then slowly moved his face closer to him, as if he was about to kiss him.

Is this something I can watch for free?

Tai Mei stared at Yu Shaochun's back in dumbfounded.Yu Shaochun seemed to have sensed it, and tilted his head slightly, he quickly lay down and put on the blindfold, pretending to be asleep.

But don't let Yu Shaochun know that he saw this scene.

Otherwise, he will most likely be silenced.

Feng Zhou only felt that he had not slept very well that night.The bed board under him was so hard that he could knock his knees against the cold wall when he bent his knees.He woke up frowning, only to find himself huddled on the innermost side of the bed with a hand on his waist.A quilt was all on him, and the person next to him seemed to have nothing covered, so he just made do for the whole night.

He rubbed his eyes and remembered that Yu Shaochun was woken up by him, and he stretched out his hand to push him back: "Why are you up so early?"

Feng Zhou struggled and got up again: "It's time to listen to the English broadcast."

Yu Shaochun stared at him sleepily for a while, then exclaimed: "You are really a neurotic who loves to study."

"That's ridiculous," Feng Zhou nodded to him, "Go on and sleep."

He climbed down from the bed lightly, took the cup he used the night before and went to wash up.Yu Shaochun sneezed, reached out and pulled the quilt back in, and continued to sleep back into the cage.

As he fell asleep, he suddenly smelled a very tempting fragrance, just like the smell of snacks he smelled on the way out of home every morning.Yu Shaochun sniffed, opened his eyes slightly, and saw Feng Zhou entering the house with a few bags.

"What's this?"

Feng Zhou looked up at him: "There is a breakfast shop at the door of the dormitory, I think they all buy it, so..."

Li Guohao, who had already got out of bed to put on his clothes, heard this and took two steps forward.He was already strong, so Feng Zhou took a step back in fright: "What's wrong?"

"Feng Xueba," Li Guohao touched his shoulders, his hands trembling slightly, "Thank you so much for the breakfast you bought. What is this? It's breakfast! It's a breakfast we haven't tasted since the beginning of school! It’s actually breakfast!!!”

After washing up, several people sat at the table and shared the food bought by Feng Zhou.Tang Qian held up a cup of soy milk and said tremblingly: "This is the first time I have had hot soy milk in the morning in a month! I am so touched, my stomach is warmed up; my heart is also warmed up! Come here often, Xue Feng Ba, the door of 305 is always open for you!"

These classmates are a bit too much.

Yu Shaochun reached out and hooked Feng Zhou's shoulder: "How is it? How is Feng Xueba?"

Several people eating the rice bought by Feng Zhou nodded repeatedly.Feng Zhou took Yu Shaochun's hand off his shoulder: "Don't touch me with your oily hands."

"I'll touch it," Yu Shaochun put his hand on his shoulder again, "just touch it, touch it, what can you do to me?"

Tai Mei suddenly burst into an earth-shattering cough.Tang Qian quickly patted him on the back: "Seeing that the child is so happy that he can't eat anymore, don't grab it, we still have food, so don't worry about eating slowly."

Tai Mei's face was flushed, unable to express her suffering.

He wasn't like this because he was choked up by the rice, but because after witnessing that scene last night, he saw something wrong with the two people who were groping around.

Do normal classmates keep looking at other people's faces when they sleep at night?

Do normal classmates touch others?

Perhaps the disagreements between the first grader and the second grader were abusive, and the hidden truth was that the relationship between the two was unusual.

He looked up and saw Feng Zhou pressing Yu Shaochun's face on the table with a murderous look on his face.But Yu Shaochun smiled happily instead, and Tai Mei could even see from his smile that three points of pampering, four points of enjoyment, and three points of happiness remained.

Ha ha.

Tai Mei picked up a bowl of bean curd and took a sip expressionlessly, her expression became even weirder: "Why is it sweet bean curd?"

Feng Zhou explained: "The salty bean curd is sold out, only the sweet ones are left."

Yu Shaochun quickly took the sweet bean curd from his hand: "Give it to me, I'll drink it, I like sweet ones."

Ha ha.

Tai Mei smiled inscrutably, wiped her mouth with a tissue, got up and said, "Eat slowly, I'm going to the classroom first."

"Thank you for the breakfast for the first grader," Yu Shaochun whispered to Feng Zhou while packing his schoolbag, "Come with me after school during this time, I will let my uncle drive to pick us up from school, it will be safer."

"..."

Feng Zhou didn't speak, he packed his schoolbag and walked out the door.Yu Shaochun quickly followed him: "What are you doing? Do you want to go together?"

"No," Feng Zhou said, "I don't want to owe favors."

Yu Shaochun gave a "tsk" and said, "You're dead, so you won't be able to catch up with girls."

Feng Zhou looked at him sideways: "The second child of Wannian seems to be very experienced in this kind of thing?"

Yu Shaochun thought of the small card that fell out of Feng Zhou's schoolbag the night before, and he understood: "Of course, although I have never been in a relationship, I have rich experience in helping others solve their relationship problems. Even my younger sister is engaged in online dating. Ask me for advice."

"I understand the truth, but why does your sister ask you for advice on her online dating?"

Yu Shaochun said vaguely: "Maybe because men understand men better. Don't talk about this, do you have any questions to consult with me?"

Feng Zhou hesitated for a while, and then said carefully: "I have a friend who has a crush on a girl who is a musician. I have already written a love letter, and now I don't know what gift to buy. Do you... have any recommendations?"

Sure enough.

The friend you mentioned should be yourself, right?

"If you want to play music, give her a CD. When you confess, you can add roses, fireworks and music," Yu Shaochun said confidently. "It can be called the three magic tools of a romantic confession."

"I am your life" seemed to ask him to send flowers and CDs yesterday.

Yu Shaochun and her were inseparable, and it was still reliable, which he didn't expect.

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