Five years simulation three years first

"Why did you come to the dormitory today?" Tang Qian opened the door for Yu Shaochun with a toothbrush in his mouth, "Didn't you keep walking..."

He saw Feng Zhou who was following Yu Shaochun with a paper tube in his nostril, opened his mouth, and the toothbrush fell on the slippers in a free fall.

Feng Zhou helped him pick up the toothbrush and handed it to him.Tang Qian took the toothbrush and watched in shock as Feng Zhou followed Yu Shaochun into the dormitory.

what's the situation?

Didn't you agree that the first grader and the second grader would quarrel when they met?

Didn't they agree that they don't see each other well, and they can never stay together and live in peace?

How come...

Why did you bring it back for the night? ? ?

What happened, Teacher Yu?Teacher Feng?

Tang Qian quietly took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and sent a message to Tai Mei and Li Guohao: "Come back soon, something serious happened."

"Sit casually," Yu Shaochun moved down the pile of books on the bed one by one, "I haven't lived in the dormitory for a long time, I will borrow a feather duster from them to clean up the bed later."

Feng Zhou was standing in the middle of the dormitory with his schoolbag in his arms, looking up at him working enthusiastically: "I'll sleep on your bed, where do you sleep?"

Yu Shaochun "slapped" and threw down a copy of "Required Questions for the College Entrance Examination": "Of course we slept together, what else?"

Feng Zhou swallowed, and covered his mouth and nose in the dust: "Aren't you going home?"

"Am I stupid if I go home tonight?" Yu Shaochun threw down another copy of "Examination Center", "Those grandchildren are probably blocking the school gate, and they all drive all night in the American jet lag. Who can survive them?"

"..."

Feng Zhou was a little suffocated.

Yu Shaochun pulled the bed sheet, got off the bed, and asked him with his hips on his hips, "Or do you have the heart to let me, the hero who took you to run 800 meters, sleep on the floor?"

Of course, he had to make Feng Zhou, who was about to nod his head, choke up a little.

What if you say you have the heart?

After all, Feng Zhou had never slept with anyone since he was a child, including Feng Qingqing.

Just as Feng Zhoutian was fighting, the dormitory door squeaked.Feng Zhou turned his head murderously, and saw three faces squeezed on the door glass.The three faces found that Feng Zhou was looking at them, and instantly changed into pain masks.

Yu Shaochun leaned back and greeted them: "Hey, can you lend me a feather duster?"

"Oh, yes," Tai Mei hurried into the room, and handed the feather duster to Yu Shaochun, "Well, can I use it up..."

Yu Shaochun took the feather duster without hearing his next words: "Thank you."

Li Guohao entered the room with a cup in his hand, hesitated for a while, and asked Feng Zhou, "Why...why did you two go back to school to live in the dormitory?"

Feng Zhou said: "We were going to the station, but we were blocked by people on the way to the station, so we had to come to the dormitory as a last resort. If I bother you..."

Li Guohao waved his hand quickly: "Don't disturb, don't disturb."

He immediately took the paper from the table and turned a few pages, pointed to a question and said, "Feng Xueba, just so you can help me see how to solve this question?"

After Yu Shaochun dusted off the ashes, he jumped directly from the bed to the ground, and saw Feng Zhou giving a lecture to Li Guohao, and poked him with a feather duster: "Why are you doing it? Remember to charge him for the lecture, 5 minutes and [-] minutes." piece."

Feng Zhou turned sideways slightly: "Don't make trouble."

"This is the person I brought back," Yu Shaochun poked him again, "I am responsible for my person."

Tai Mei was drinking water, and almost spit on Yu Shaochun's face after hearing this.

What your man my man, what are you talking about?

Is this something I can hear?

After Feng Zhou finished speaking to Li Guohao, Yu Shaochun pushed him to take a bath.He took out a set of disposable toiletries from under the bed: "You can use this."

Feng Zhou held the toothbrush with "Good Juice Hotel" written on it, and asked him, "Why do you have these things?"

Yu Shaochun also brought out a set for himself: "My family also runs a hotel, so my mother stuffed all the hotel supplies in boxes and brought them over for me."

As he spoke, he took out another bottle of shampoo and body wash, and put a small white towel squarely around Feng Zhou's neck: "Go out to the public bathroom on this floor and turn right. There should be no one around at this time."

Feng Zhou went out to take a shower, and Yu Shaochun swept away the books that had just been piled on the common table to make room for several others.He swung Feng Zhou's schoolbag on his desk, and a pink card fell out.

what is this?

Yu Shaochun picked up the pink card, and saw it said: "To my dear teacher Wang Xiaowen."

......

What the hell?

He swallowed, looked at the remaining three people like a thief, shrank himself in the corner, quietly opened the card, and saw that it read:

"To my dear teacher Wang Xiaowen:

You are water, I am Na, only when I meet you can I boil my boiling.You are like potassium chlorate, accidentally dropped in my thermite-like chaos, making my heart burst into light and heat, and even burn myself out.You are the hormones that allow even the goddesses to enjoy the primal rush.You are dopamine, and even the god of order can hardly refuse the pleasure you bring.I am willing to surpass the power of hormones, indulge the secretion of dopamine, and look at you silently forever, so that I will no longer be lonely like hydrogen with only one electron layer. "

It turned out to be a love letter.

It is still a love letter with a lot of high school chemistry knowledge points.

The object of the confidant is...their music teacher Wang Xiaowen.

"Brother Yu, do you want some hot water? Have I poured some for you?" Tai Mei came with a hot water bottle, and saw Yu Shaochun staring at a small pink card in a daze. A love letter from a girl?"

Yu Shaochun looked like he had eaten shit, and slowly stuffed the pink card into his pocket.He waved his hand to thank Tai Mei for the hot water invitation, and slowly walked to the table and sat down, feeling that this world was too magical.

He didn't expect Feng Zhou to have a crush on the music teacher, so what to do.

Seeing Yu Shaochun's inscrutable expression, Tai Mei frowned, raised her finger and tapped his arm lightly: "Brother Yu, what's wrong?"

"Oh, it's okay," Yu Shaochun came back to his senses, "Is there hot water?"

Tai Mei brought him a disposable paper cup and poured some water.Yu Shaochun took the paper cup and drank it down.

This is the water just taken from the kettle, and he just drank it like this?

Tai Mei looked at the kettle in her hand with steam billowing from the mouth, and felt that her mouth had also been boiled in boiling water.

Feng Zhou returned to the room with his cup and toothbrush, and saw Yu Shaochun's mouth wide open to the ceiling, seeming to be roaring silently.He also followed Yu Shaochun's gaze to the ceiling, only seeing his old face with vicissitudes.

"What happened to him?" Feng Zhou asked Tai Mei.

Tai Mei choked up and said, "Brother Yu just swallowed the scalding water in one gulp."

Feng Zhou glanced at Yu Shaochun, who was still in a state of rest, and hung the towels neatly on the clothes rail: "A man like him should have his brain ironed, so that he can know how colorful life is."

When Yu Shaochun heard him speak, he closed his mouth stiffly and lowered his head.He pondered for a while, then solemnly stretched out his hand to hold his shoulder: "I admire you, the first in grade, if you have love, go after it boldly, don't pay attention to criticism and other people's eyes, you are the bravest dream chaser!"

Feng Zhou pushed his hand away: "You are crazy."

It was already 10:30 when Yu Shaochun came back from the shower.He looked at Feng Zhou standing under the bed and asked him, "Why don't you go to bed?"

Feng Zhou still couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart, and looked at Yu Shaochun with a serious face: "Why don't we discuss it..."

"What time is it and still not going to sleep?" The voice of the dormitory manager came from the corridor.She took the name board and knocked on the dormitory door one by one, checking if there were any students absent from bed, "Is there any shortage of people in your dormitory? The head of the dormitory will sign it!"

Yu Shaochun hurriedly pulled Feng Zhou's arm and pushed him upwards: "Ancestor, you can go to bed quickly, you have wronged your happy whole family, and you will be finished if you are caught by the housekeeper!"

Feng Zhou was driven to the shelf and climbed onto Yu Shaochun's bed.As soon as he lay down, the door of the dormitory was pushed open by the dormitory supervisor: "Is it all ready? Why is there an extra person today?"

Tai Mei signed the name board, and said to the dormitory manager in a good voice: "Today, our classmates from the fourth bed came back to live, so there is one more person."

Yu Shaochun bared his teeth at the dormitory officer, the dormitory officer snorted, pulled the board away from Tai Mei's hand, and when he turned to go out, he muttered: "Why do some people treat the student dormitory as a hotel and want to live in it?" Live here if you don’t want to, is the school really run by his family?”

As soon as the dormitory manager left, the four of them breathed a sigh of relief.Yu Shaochun climbed up by stepping on the gun, and touched Feng Zhou: "Excuse me, click inside."

"Oh."

Feng Zhou obediently moved towards the wall, his whole body stiffened like an iron plate.When Yu Shaochun lay down next to him, Feng Zhou suddenly sat up and pinched a raised pleat on the mattress between them.

"What are you doing?"

Feng Zhou raised his head solemnly: "The [-]th parallel, you are not allowed to cross the line at night."

Yu Shaochun was laughed angrily by him: "Is there something wrong with your brain? You still have a [-]th line in such a big place, are you a primary school student?"

Feng Zhou thought about it, smoothed that crease, and then pinched another crease near him.Being teased by him like this, Yu Shaochun almost suspected that he was a pervert who wanted to do something ulterior to the little boy, so he stretched out his hand and pushed him down on the bed with a headache: "Good job, are you tired, first grader? I'll try not to Crossing the line, can you lie down and sleep honestly?"

Feng Zhou looked at him with complicated eyes, finally nodded, and lay back stiffly.

Yu Shaochun gave him the pillow, and took a few coats from the dormitory to make a temporary pillow.He put his arms under his head, turned his face, and saw Feng Zhou with his eyes tightly closed, as if he was being executed.He thought for a while, then Wei Wei leaned over: "Comrade Feng Zhou, has anyone ever told you that you are really genious? You can't catch up with girls like this."

Neuropathy, what are you talking about?

Feng Zhou turned over and turned his face to the wall, obviously not wanting to talk to anyone.Just as Yu Shaochun was about to continue harassing him, he heard Li Guohao mysteriously lower his voice and say, "Since it's so lively tonight, shall we play some exciting late-night games?"

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(Chinese) Yuefu Double Walls: "The Peacock Flies Southeast" and "The Song of Mulan"

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