[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

Yang Guoxing.

It is worthy of being one of the best large planets in the universe.

Resources are fully utilized, and every building is the crystallization of wisdom and technology.The pet trend started by their prince has made exotic animals from various planets everywhere on the street.

"It's really interesting." Shenwei said with a smile.

I nodded firmly in agreement, "The tentacles are also very interesting. But...why do I have to bring them!!! Why does this disgusting thing appear on my head?!!!"

Can someone tell me what kind of mentality it is to have green tentacles on red hair.Implying I'm racing shit!

"I can't help it. This is not the earth where you can mess around. It's better to keep a low profile and do as the Romans do for the time being." Afu Rabbit explained lazily with a yawn.

low key?Low your sister! ! ! !The three of them are holding umbrellas in broad daylight and their faces are covered with gauze. Can they walk on the street in a low-key way?It's almost like writing low-key on your face!Do as the Romans do?Why don't you come in?Why don't you have tentacles?Mouth huh!This is sexism, Hongguoguo's sexism! ! !asshole! ! ! ! !

Just when I complained tearfully in my heart that reality is so cruel and human nature is so ugly, my head sank, and Kamui rubbed the hairs on my head and said, "Don't worry me, I still have a lot of interesting things like Do... ah, Fengluan is smoking, it's really fun, look, Afutu!"

"Don't open your eyes, just keep your face away from her. Hey? Or not? It seems that the head of the group is getting more and more lethal, or is the deputy head getting more and more nympho?"

Bastard Afutu!Don't think I can't hear what you're saying because my brain is down! ! !

As for why I would destroy my image of a good lady on the streets of Yixing, the thing is this.

eight hours ago-

"It's so boring... so boring... I'm going to be moldy, I'm going to be moldy!"

If you look at it from a distance, you will see an unknown creature shaped like a cylinder rolling around on the ground, rolling around, rolling and rolling...and making noise pollution from time to time, ahem, that's me.

Afutu kicked me into the corner mercilessly, "It's still dirty there."

"My clothes are not rags!" Although I muttered, I rolled over and wiped them clean.There is no way, who let Afu Rabbit get scolded by those stinky old men above because of us.

With a creak, Afu Rabbit opened the cabinet nailed to the wall, and I saw him take out a translucent jar from his clothes with sharp eyes. The colorful balls in it reflected the attractive light under the light (only you will Put it this way...).

"What is this?" I slobbered over, "Is it candy?"

I am fast, but someone is faster.After patting off my paw, Afutu said unhurriedly, "It's a new product sent by Tuoluo."

"That narcissist with a cleanliness?" I asked persistently.

The space thief "Spring Rain", the largest criminal monopoly in the galaxy.Chunyu's main source of income is the sale of illegal drugs.

Tuo Luo is responsible for collecting funds for Chun Yu, and in layman's terms, he is a small boss who sells drugs.

Casting the last ray of attention on the beautiful jar with nostalgia, I accidentally discovered a detail that I hadn’t noticed just now——the packaging is printed in Japanese!

Afutu didn't bother to talk to me, so he put the jar in the cabinet and locked it.The answer is self-evident.

"Finally extended its tentacles to the earth?" I tried to suppress the excitement in my voice, trying to sound calm.

Afutu squinted at me, "Deputy head, with all due respect, you have only been away from Earth for a week."

Bastard, what kind of eyes do you have?They automatically equated me with trouble!Forget it, I have big boobs with massive...

"Oh, is that so? Don't worry, I will obediently rob in the universe." I agreed in a low voice, but the little calculation in my heart was crackling.

At this time, a toad walking upright came in and bit Afutu's ears for a while, and the latter hurried out of the cabin holding an umbrella.

Seems like an urgent matter.

I rolled my eyes and waved at Toad.

Toad pointed at himself with his index finger, and when he saw my white teeth showing, he reluctantly shuffled towards me.

"Yunye, where is Shenwei?"

Toad's already green face turned greener, "Deputy head, my name is TAHA."

I nodded perfunctorily, "Understood, can you tell me where Shenwei is now, Yunye?"

"Smelly woman! I told you my name is TA..."

"Ta what?" Half of my finger sank into his chest without any sign, and a little further down was the heart.There is a coquettish red flower quietly blooming on the naked =_= exposed green skin, it is really disgusting.

"No, it's nothing, Lord Fengluan." Toad gasped, sweating profusely.

"Just understand, I said your name is Yunye, and your name is Yunye." I withdrew my bloody right hand, rolled my eyes, and Toad immediately tore off a piece of cloth from my clothes and respectfully presented it to me to wipe my hands.

In the Seventh Regiment, strength is the only criterion for classifying ranks.

"Where is Shenwei?" I repeated my question tirelessly.

This time, Toad learned his lesson and answered quickly: "The leader is in the conference room."

And the conference room.I click my tongue.If they could really sit down and draw up a battle plan, it wouldn't be the Seventh Regiment.

Sure enough, when I arrived at the meeting room, it was already a mess, and Kamui was squatting on the kicked-over sofa, thinking about something.

I spread my five fingers and waved in front of his eyes.no response?Wave again... I wave, I wave, I wave...

With my unremitting efforts, Shenwei finally reflected, and his cold hands grabbed my troublesome hands.

It really is a cold-blooded animal, I swear.Some rough touches make my cheeks warm.Withdrawing my hand, I cleared my throat:

"Then what, the earth is very dangerous, you need to be cautious when selling medicine."

"So?" In a sense, Kamui who is always smiling is also a standard facial paralysis.

"So I decided to sacrifice my small self to complete my big self, and protect Tuo Luo personally. You know, he is so weak that he might be beaten violently with a bag over his head in a remote alley someday." I noticed Seeing that the surface of Shenwei has not loosened at all, immediately increase the weight, "And I can also help you test the expectation of the silver-haired uncle, and dig out other interesting little fruits by the way."

At the end, I pretended to sigh deeply, "The earth is really a place full of surprises."

"I think it's Fengluan, you want to play on Earth again." Shenwei jumped off the sofa, with the purple umbrella fixed on his waist.

Bingo - hit the heart.

I didn't bother anymore, "Yeah, I'm so bored. How can such a lively and cheerful girl like me hide in a dark corner and grow mushrooms?!"

"It's really boring." Kamui stroked his chin with his index finger, "How about, let's have some fun.

I immediately folded my hands in front of my chest, staring at Kamui warily.

"What is Fengluan thinking?" Shenwei walked up to me, with a dangerous message flashing in his eyes.

I shook my head vigorously, "I'm definitely not thinking about whether you are going to a brothel for fun. There is no brothel here, a group of stinky men. Either you have a bad taste, or you want to plot against me."

"Hehe, that's it. We're going to Yang Guoxing, so you can be Mr. Raben's spaceship."

"No~~ I'm wrong, can't I?!! He's seasick! Being his boat will kill you, you will definitely die!! In fact, if you want, I can dedicate myself anytime!! Really! Comeonbaby !!!”

"..."

Finally, I reached the ground vomiting and diarrhea.Oh, let alone...

It seems that the fast aid team has reached some kind of agreement with Shenwei.

As for us coming here, more than half of the reasons are also because of them.

Yang Guoxing brought comfort to the old men who complained of headaches because of Yoshihara's incident-another source of income: hallucinogens.

It is similar to drugs but cheaper than drugs, and the incubation period of harm is longer.Buying the hallucinogen produced by Yang Guoxing's high technology, and then selling it to other planets at a high price, one can imagine the huge profits.

And our task now is to turn "low price purchase" into "monopoly".The method used is: unscrupulous.

"So, what to do?"

I looked at Afutu, and Afutu looked at Shenwei, and Shenwei said something:

"I heard that the master of Xinghaifang is also here."

Master Xinghaifang is also the father of Kamui who is a member of the Yetu tribe, and the strongest monster hunter in the universe.

What kind of monster is he?

Does it look like a mudskipper, with a plump body, a xx that looks like a snail's tentacles, red lips and a sausage mouth, and eyebrows that look like a ring on the head of a generation of Zen masters (from Handu)?

Ok, now let's pull the camera back to the present——

"It hurts!! My head is going to fall off!!"

Ah Le, I think I heard something weird?

"Fengluan, let go of Prince HATA quickly, or we will be in trouble." Shenwei said to me with a smile.

"I'll let go after I pull the tentacles of this disgusting Bara." I answered him with a smile.

"It's not good to be jealous of others because your tentacles are not good-looking, Fengluan."

Mouth! !

By the way, who is the uncle under your feet?And you said "let go", what happened to the umbrella behind this fat pig!

"Hey, I have no problem with you guys continuing to quarrel, but let's change the place." Afu Rabbit's voice cut in at the right time.

Who... Who is making love?I blush. (Hey, don't make up your own brain.)

"Hmm..." Shenwei looked at the guards gathered around him, "Then let's go back to the spaceship first."

Afutu and I nodded, and put away the umbrella above our heads.

"One, two, three... Don't move when you're so bored, I'm counting! Forget it, let's kill them all."