[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

Today is really terrible. I didn't catch any candidate husband.

I was about to go back angrily, but before I took a few steps, I saw Shinpachi wearing a human being lying in the grass and pointing at Gintoki, shouting: "Why did you work so hard for so long and finally it was time for a date, why do you have to be taken over by someone else?" The most beautiful moment!"

Yinshi sighed and replied, "It's not someone else, it's Shinpachi."

The radar above my head told me something funny was going on.

So I floated over faintly, leaned on Shinpachi's shoulder and said faintly: "Glasses, you finally left me. Did you break the [beep——] body?"

Shinpachi turned his head stiffly with a hellish expression.

Yinshi suddenly covered his stomach and laughed loudly: "Do you have horns on your head? Ahaha! It's so funny!"

I was furious: "It's double ponytails! Double ponytails! You bastards with no taste!!!"

"Shinpachi made a pen pal, because he was young and beautiful and he was just a non-existent glasses, so Shinpachi felt ashamed and sent Sougo's photo to him. Now he is afraid that things will be revealed when the two sides meet, so let the president Satoru pretended to be Shinpachi and went to meet him. Is that the case?" I held my chin j□j, oh no, and said with a serious smile.

"Who is ashamed of himself! It was Yinsang who took Sougo's photo and misled Xiao Lijiang!"

"Well, that's it. Can you let go of your feet now?" Gintoki and Shinpachi struggled to arch their bodies under my feet.

I stomped them down again, condescendingly contemptuous of them, with an automatic gangster-like expression on my face.

"I don't care what you do!!! I want a man!!! I want to get married!!!!"

Gintoki and Shinpachi, who had bruised noses and swollen faces, had their pupils dilated for a moment, and their expressions were ferocious as hell.

It's so ugly, I absolutely won't let them be my husband, I drew two bloody crosses in my heart.

"By the way, don't you bastards feel ashamed to deceive a pure girl's heart?" I let go of my feet and slowly squatted down, trying to express my contempt for them with my eyes.

Yinshi picked his nostrils and looked at the distant sky.

Shinpachi pushed his glasses hard, "No, I don't want to be deceived at all!"

Therefore, a man who is crazy is the most shameful creature.

I let out a long sigh—

"Why don't we cooperate!"

"What... what?" Before Shinpachi could finish expressing his surprise, he was thrown off by Gintoki under him.

"I don't know what Miss Feng's so-called cooperation means?"

"It's still Mr. Sakata who understands righteousness. How about it, the girl belongs to you and the man belongs to me." I stretched out my right hand.

Yinshi also stretched out his right hand to hold me tightly, "deal!".

As for the other party... well, who would ask an eye's opinion?

Wait, what's wrong?

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Asshole Sakata Gintoki! ! !He actually shook my hand with his nose [beep——]! ! ! ! ! !

The script this time is as follows:

Protagonists: Okita (bad guy), Shinpachi (glasses), Horan (beauty)

Plot: Okita is the opponent of Shinpachi's destiny. One day he learns that Shinpachi has a cute girl as a pen pal.As a senior scumbag, he eats what is in the bowl and looks at what is in the pot. Regardless of his fiancée Fengluan, who is invincible in the super universe and invincible in the super universe, he loves, he plans to win love.He crushed Shinpachi's first letter and sent his photo.Later, I saw that the relationship between Shinpachi and Xiaoli was getting better and better, and I was jealous that you two met on a date, so I decided to take the pure Xiaoli.At this time, the glasses and the beauty Fengluan appear!

Ending: Beauty Feng Luan and her fiancé Chong Tian get married as promised.

"Is it really okay to have such a pretentious plot and such unreliable modifiers?" Shinpachi raised his glasses, "And the ending has nothing to do with me, right?"

I curled my lips, "As a spectacle, it's good to have a chance to appear on the stage, but I dare to be dissatisfied." As I said, I silently pulled out the umbrella from behind.

A drop of cold sweat fell on Shinpachi's forehead, "No, it's an honor to be able to perform on the same stage with Ms. Feng!"

"It's not Sister Feng, it's Her Majesty the Queen!"

I'm sorry, I accidentally strung up lines, it's all because of watching "One Hundred Thousand Hot Jokes" recently.

At this moment, the intercom in Gintoki's hand rang, and Sougo's voice came:

"Facts are more pretentious than fiction. Well, isn't it good that it's easy to understand? I don't bother to remember complicated things."

Shinpachi moved: "Is it really okay for Okita to do this? Let you do this kind of thing for me?"

I suddenly felt goosebumps all over the floor, what is the matter with this kind of wanton dialogue? !

Sougo obviously didn't feel Shinpachi's ardent love for him (heavy fog) and said: "I owe the boss a lot of favors. Besides, Kondo also added a new rule: No. 40 six 'hate all things house, but Only Xinpachi must be treated gently, and those who violate it will be cut into their stomachs.'”

What, is this still a four-cornered friendship? !Wait, after disappearing for so long, is the idiot author planning to turn me into a rotten girl?This is impossible, I still want to get married! !

"However, a certain idiot woman, since you have a son of mayonnaise, a person who is a mayonnaise is a ghost of mayonnaise. Don't think that I will marry you."

"What?!!! Of course I'm a mayonnaise person!! No, when did I have a son of mayonnaise? No, no, you should be laughing when you marry a peerless beauty like my old lady!!!!" I In an instant, the hair is blown up, and all the lovers are going to die!

"Ah, there are other things that I am more concerned about. It seems that Xiaoli and her sister came to Edo together, and now her sister is lost, so I am worried about it."

"Don't ignore me! You short bastard!!"

On the small road that few people care about, the boy leads the girl slowly forward...

"Wait, Ka! Why is she holding a chain, why is Xiaoli crawling on the ground wearing a collar like a dog!"

"Idiot, don't spoil the script!"

"This plot has already collapsed!"

"Is it the first time you met Shaking S perverted Okita boy?" I was disgusted and knocked out Shinpachi with a knife and threw him to Ginshi, "If you disturb the actor's acting, be careful if you eat instant noodles without seasoning packets?"

Next is the time for the super invincible Thunderbolt girl's fiancée to appear on the stage——

I rushed up and hugged Souwu's calf, my thin shoulders trembled: "I know you don't want to see me, but the child is innocent. Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu......"

"This sentence sounds familiar." Sougo lowered his head and pressed my head expressionlessly, "Mayonnaise woman."

Convex!The director did not cooperate with the opponent, so I asked to change the actor!