[Gintama] A Girl's Love Notes

"In the end, Uncle Yinshi and the others escaped."

Just as I was about to lean sideways on Afu Rabbit, he dodged me indiscriminately, a man without interest ╭╮.

"Most of the people with lofty ideals against barbarians have been injured, and our mission is considered complete." Afutu said, picking up the cup on the table, "It doesn't matter which planet you are on, the word companion does not exist at all."

At this time, Afutu and I were sitting in the elegant tea house watching the drizzle outside the window. It was really time to pretend to be profound, but unfortunately I have more important things to know now.

"Well, cough, you are here, Afutu, that idiot Shenwei is alone, um, can you survive?"

"You want to ask where the leader is." Afutu exposed me, "He is not with me, but he will come soon."

I pretended not to care and continued to drink tea with a blank face.

"He said he had to prepare a dowry for you."

puff--

I wiped off the saliva that spewed out in embarrassment and added tea. I now know what it means to be self-inflicted.

Prepare a dowry, the groom ran away... But, doesn't he care?I thought he forgot, could it be...

I couldn't help but giggled.

"Head is definitely not because he can't let you go, he just wants to see what kind of creature dares to marry you."

Dead Afutu, can you read minds? ! ! ! !If you let me YY, I will die! ! ! ! !

Adhere to the principle that you look down on yourself, and you can't let others look down on you.I, Feng Luan, the deputy head of the seventh regiment of Spring Rain, decided to find a new groom for myself before Shenwei came!I firmly believe that, with my beauty and intelligence, this kind of thing is just as easy as pie.

So, on a dark and windy night.

I sat in front of the computer and typed the following on the keyboard:

[True Samurai Message Board]

Wasabi Maiden: To be a real samurai, you must dare to face a flat-chested dowager! ! !

Ding--

Someone responded quickly.

Tram Samurai: That... the topic discussed here is about my relationship... Did you go to the wrong place?

Fruit Punch Warrior: This is not a place to talk about love, let alone marriage, but a place where warriors cry out for their beliefs.You are far away, leave immediately for me.

Tram Samurai: Sorry...

Abandoned Fallen Angel Chai Samurai: Don't go too far, as long as you are a warrior, you can speak freely on this BBS.By the way, everyone calls me Little Xi Shi with a sword.She is a beautiful and flirtatious female swordsman.

Mustard Maid: Fruit Punch Warrior, would you marry me? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Fruit Bintai Samurai: Are girls now so bold and out of line?The social atmosphere is corrupt...

Fruit Punch Warrior: Seppuku... Separi... Separi... Separi... Separi... Separi... Separi... Separi... Separi... Go seppuku...go go seppuku...go go seppuku...

Fruit Bintai Warrior: Annoying, change my name.

Fruit Punch Warrior: You are the one! !How dare you use the same name as me! ! !

Tram Samurai: Well, everyone seems to be getting more and more off-topic. This is discussing my relationship issue! ! !Forget it, I'd better change the message board...

How dare these bastards ignore the heart of a helpless girl like me!I gritted my teeth and used my trump card——

Mustard Girl to be Married: It's so noisy! !If I can't find the husband to marry me within three days, all the people in this forum will die~~The whole family will die~~~ What [beep——] also die! ! ! ! !

Fruit Bintai Warrior: What? !Even the [beep——] is dead? ! ! !

Fruit Punch Warrior: Well, marriage is a big deal... why don't we discuss it face to face.

Mustard Girl to be Married: Too late.Just you and Fruit Bintai Samurai.Meet in the afternoon.I choose someone to marry me.Don't try to escape, my family's wizards from generation to generation... No one can escape our curse, oh hehehehe~~~~

Fruit Punch Warrior: There is no time, the situation is urgent.At one o'clock tomorrow afternoon, we will meet in front of Ieyasu's statue.

Fruit Bintai Warrior: I see! ! !Then I'll have a fruit punch in my left hand.Fruit Punch Warrior Please hold a fruit punch in your right hand.

Fruit Punch Warrior: Got it~

Mustard Girl to be Married: See you then~~~~ohhhhhhh~~~ Don't forget [beep——] will die! ! ! ! !

The groom was selected, and I turned off the computer contentedly.Heh heh heh, damn Hijikata Toshiro dare to run away from marriage?Tomorrow I must choose a handsome man to be my husband!

The next day, the weather was fine and sunny.

Holding my umbrella, I looked at the other two.

Katsura Kotaro and Kondo Isao were already pointing at each other with Kuso faces, speechless.

In the distance, Sougo Okita was chatting and laughing with a girl with twin ponytails as if on a date.

Kondo and Gui's eyes widened, and they pointed at each other "You...you..." After a long time——

Draw your sword, cut each other, and withdraw.

All in one go.

Only one fallen leaf was left whirling in the wind.

asshole!Are you making up your mind to hide from me?

But it doesn't matter.Evil laugh.

My gaze swiveled over Sougo and the girl in a bright yellow kimono across from him.

"Dating?"

"Pen pal." Sougo shrugged and spread his hands, "I've almost forgotten what a cute girl looks like when I keep looking at you."

The girl blushed and said coquettishly: "You can't say that about others." After speaking, she took a sneaky look at me.

I puffed up my chest and pointed at the tiled floor that instantly became empty around me.

"You scare away my husbands, so..." I took a deep breath, "Let's have a 3some!"

There was a moment of silence, save for the crows' cawing.

"Old woman, have you finally lost your loneliness? But I don't have time to play with you." Souwu coldly rejected me, "Let's go, Xiaoli."

The girl named Xiao Li gave me a hostile look, then said with a sweet smile, "Alright Shinpachi."

New... new eight?

I squinted my eyes and put my hand on Sougo's shoulder, "Shinpachi, where are your logo glasses?"

Sougo slapped my hand off without changing his face, "Well, I just had laser surgery yesterday to correct my eyesight."

I put my face close to make a seductive gesture, "Are you sure you don't want to have a 3P with me? If you miss a super high-level beautiful girl like me, you won't have it."

Zong Wu, that bastard kicked me away, and dragged the girl with twin ponytails away talking and laughing.

Cut, isn't it just double ponytails? !My wife can do it too! ! ! ! !