[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

In the "Moe Moe Manga Cafe", I sat on the soft sofa with my legs crossed and looked down at a BL comic book on my lap.And next to me was a Yamazaki Tai who was sitting on pins and needles. After struggling for a long time and organizing his words in his heart, he seemed to finally get the courage to say to me, "Let's change places", but he was still cold by me. Ruthlessly refused.

Today I am in a very bad mood, super already very bad.

It was fine in the morning, and after preparing meals for the boys of the Shinsengumi, I planned to go on patrol according to the tasks assigned to me by the earthwork on the work record.

It was rare for me to be so diligent and conscientious, but when I was about to go out, I was stopped by Okita.In this case, I was told by him that "without my permission, you must not approach 'Kabukicho' for a month", and he also threatened me that if I enter the territory of "Kabukicho", I will be sentenced" The criminal law is the same as that of fighting barbarian patriots.

Such an order was inexplicable, and he turned and left with his innocent face without any explanation.Made me confused and inexplicable.Of course, this kind of warning was ignored, and Yamazaki was even asked to watch me, and he still watched me openly.what does it mean!I have not been in touch with the "Foxtail Club" for more than half a year. It stands to reason that I have almost lost the relationship, but suddenly told me not to let me go to "Kabukicho". What does this mean?

The more I thought about it, the angrier I became, I closed the book with a bang, threw it to Yamazaki who was beside me, stood up and strode out of the manga cafe, and stood at the door waiting for Yamazaki to return the book and pay the bill.

When that guy came out, he was looking at his wallet with tears in the shape of seaweed, probably still feeling sorry for his banknotes.

I moaned and nonchalantly headed towards Kabukicho.

Just when he was about to enter the long street of Kabukicho, Yamazaki finally couldn't bear it anymore.Maybe he was worried that I would beat him up, but for unknown reasons, he said very euphemistically: "Qinghe, there is 'Kabukicho' in front of you."

"Well, I know, I'm going to Kabukicho." I said calmly, without stopping.

"Wait, wait!" Stepping forward and grabbing my arm, Yamazaki Tai hurriedly said, "Where are you going? Wait! Captain Okita asked me to monitor you and not let you in."

As soon as I mention Okita, I get angry. That damn kid is not as old as me and dares to ride on my head. If it weren't for seeing that you are a Cancer like me, I would have kicked kick kick kick kick kick kick kick you It's about ten or a hundred meters away (hehe).Although it is easy to gain the upper hand against Okita, winning is not so easy.

"I can go wherever I want, you can take care of me." I continued to walk towards Kabukicho indifferently, Yamazaki began to feel a little bit in a dilemma, so I kindly offered a trick: "Stupid, our immediate boss is the bastard Hijikata, who It’s not that dead boy Sougo Okita! Besides, he’s too immature to convict me. I have someone above me.”

"Don't be shy, be careful of being fleshed out."

I snorted and ignored him.

"Let's go back quickly." Seeing that I ignored him, he panicked again.

Surrounding me all the time, Yamazaki looked around for fear that Sougo Okita would suddenly appear. I folded my arms and walked in, but that guy was always "buzzing" in my ears like a fly. It looked like it was gone, I finally got angry as a mother-in-law, and slapped his head with a palm: "Stop talking nonsense, I just want to eat ramen, okay, we'll go back after eating."

Yamazaki Tai was already very worried, and he was even more excited when he heard "I will go back after eating". He pointed to a nearby ramen shop called "Hokuto Shinken" and said, "Here it is!"

I gritted my teeth and really wanted to kick him to death, turned around and suddenly opened the sliding door of "Bei Dou Xin Xuan". When I looked up, I saw a person standing in front of me, with a pair of beautiful brown eyes and a straight black hair long hair.Why do I think this girl looks so familiar, wait!girl?Does he really not have the Tower of Babylon?Twitching the fingers of the sliding door slightly, I reacted instantly, closed the sliding door, turned around and took a few breaths.

"That..." I saw the whole process just now, at this time, I looked at my Yamazaki back with peasy eyes, and said with a twitching corner of my mouth: "I seem to have seen just now... Who is it?"

"You didn't see anything just now! Everything was an illusion! Illusion!" I yelled, and danced my hands in front of Yamazaki Tei, but Yamazaki pushed my hand away, and at the same time, the person behind me That idiot also opened the door in a very stupid way, and yelled forcefully: "Ah ~ Bacai!"

I was terrified when my name was called suddenly.Yamazaki Tetsu raised his finger and pointed at the person behind me who was about to speak, I shrank my neck and cried out loudly with an "Ah--".Yamazaki Tei, who was about to say something, seemed to have a chain reaction, and I was also frightened by it, and he yelled "Wow--".

I kicked Gui, who was standing behind me with the door open in a daze, a few meters away, then raised my hand and slashed Yamazaki Tei's neck with a knife while screaming, watching him roll his eyes and throw himself into my arms When I passed out, my voice stopped.Trembling, he looked back at Gui who was vomiting blood.

What happened just now? !

***

"How will you be here?"

Facing the nervous Katsura Kotaro, I supported Yamazaki on the table, turned around and faced Katsura, pointed at him and started cursing indistinctly: "I said wig, this sentence should be Let me ask you how you are doing. As a 'spirited man against the barbarians', you don't obediently hide in your lair, why do you have to come out for a stroll?"

"Me too... eh, forget it." It seemed that when I said it, I felt embarrassed to say something to save face, so I quickly changed the subject: "But Bacai, since meeting is fate, quit the Shinsengumi and join us Get rid of the barbarians! Welcome the 'Dawn of Edo' with me!"

The corner of my mouth twitched and I shook my hand at Gui, and said with a look of disgust: "Don't be like this, stay away from me, stay away from me. You couldn't be met by Okita on the way to buy the little yellow book, right? You This animal-faced wig!"

Hearing what I said, Gui frowned and looked very annoyed: "It's not a wig, it's Gui! Also, I'm not that kind of person, I'm..." But before he finished speaking, the ramen shop owner The door was opened, and a beautiful woman walked in, looked at us in astonishment, and tilted her head: "Oh, there are guests."

Before I could speak, Gui said, "Ji Songdian, you are back, she is my friend. Bacai, how about some fried rice? Ji Songdian's fried rice is delicious."

"Whatever, it doesn't matter. As long as there is wasabi." I sighed, and glanced at Tei Yamazaki who was still lying on the table: "Have two servings of fried rice."

Inadvertently, I saw Gui glanced vigilantly at Tei Yamazaki lying on the table, with an unknown emotion.

The woman called "Ji Song Dian" looks about the same age as Gui, she looks like a good wife and mother, her long beige hair is loosely tied into a ponytail, and she has a pair of beautiful blue eyes.There are not obvious calluses on the slender fingers, holding a kitchen knife skillfully chopping vegetables, I feel that the woman in the kitchen under the hall is the most beautiful.

I dragged my chin with both hands and watched Jisong cooking.

I heard the sound of Yamazaki waking up behind me. I looked up at Katsura who was standing beside me, and immediately walked to Yamazaki, folded my hands together and silently said: "Sorry." retreat.Sorry, I will definitely return all the money you invited me when I go back.

Hearing the sound just now, he turned his head and looked at our Jisong in surprise. While putting a plate of fried rice with eggs over the kitchen counter and putting it on the table, he asked us what was wrong, and then asked the little brother when he would wake up. Make additional fried rice.I quickly waved my hand and said don't worry.

After eating, I sat here for a while, letting Jisong cook another plate of fried rice first, and I took Gui to sit aside and whispered: "I said wig, you and that S-shaped one with breasts and butt What's the relationship with a beautiful body?"

While talking, he looked at the back of that beautiful woman. It can be said that this girl is the best of the generation.If that brat Gui can make this beautiful girl his wife, then Teacher Songyang can feel at ease in Heaven.But then again, if this is the case, will that kid Gao Shan collapse.Hey, wait... where did I go?

"It's not a wig, it's Gui." With a serious look, Gui wanted to explain to me: "Don't get me wrong, she's just my savior."

However, what I have always respected is that "explaining is covering up, and covering up is the truth", so I glanced at Gui again with a thug.I didn't expect that guy to ask me back: "What about you? What's your relationship with him?"

I poked Yamazaki who was lying on the table and asked, "Are you talking about him?" Then I saw Gui nodded slowly.I shrugged and said indifferently: "The relationship between the boss and the subordinate." Seeing his distrustful expression, I raised my hand and poked his forehead: "Okay, don't talk about those useless things. I said you , do you plan to just stay here? Or avoid the limelight and leave?"

And what Gui will give me is indeed a moment of silence.

When Jisong finally made the fried rice and packed it in a takeaway box, I took it with me and left.When I left at the end, I put my hand on Gui's shoulder, smiled and nodded at Jisong, and helped Yamazaki back away from "Hokuto Heart Pavilion".

"Wow, wow, why did I pass out! My neck hurts..."

After I sent Yamazaki back to Shinsengumi's room, within a few dozen hours, he woke up babbling, and what came into view was a plate of steaming fried rice.After being silent for a few seconds, my first reaction was to look through my wallet, and when I found a few extra "Natsume Soseki" in the wallet, I looked at me in astonishment.

I thought he would talk about money, but I didn't expect his first sentence to be: "You have entered 'Kabukicho'! And you also met Katsura Kotaro."

The corner of my mouth twitched a few times, and I nodded: "Well, I entered and saw it too. Alright, let's eat."

"But, but how do you want me to tell Captain Okita!" Yamazaki Tai seemed to be going crazy, and kept scratching his neat and meticulous hair, almost to the point of blowing out.So I stood up and kicked that guy on the head, and then moved my shoulders: "It's okay, just tell the truth."

After I said this, Yamazaki fell silent.