[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

"Ahaha, ahaha" laughter came out again and again in the inspection hall, my fist slowly drilled in, getting tighter and tighter, and then kicked the door open with a step, the corners of my mouth twitched to see There are two policemen with terrified faces, and Tatsuma Sakamoto who is still "Ahaha".

"Well, you are Miss Qinghe who came to bail him... yes, right?"

One of the policemen came up to him, poked his palm and looked at me with a sorry expression on his face. I stretched out my hand and poked my forehead with two fingers to push me away. I strode forward and stepped on the table, and reached out to pick up Tatsuma Sakamoto's clothes. I saw him looking very surprised: "Ah, isn't this cabbage? Long time no see, cabbage, ahaha, ahaha..."

"You are the cabbage, your whole family, the whole floor, and the whole neighborhood are full of cabbage! Bastard Sakamao-kun! What are you doing? You might as well just stay here for the rest of your life. Don't you have subordinates? Just come here. Bail you." Under my rage, that guy actually continued to "ah ha ha" as if it was a matter of course.

"I can't do anything if Lutsu doesn't come to bail me out, ahhaha." Still looking irrelevant, the man I was holding by the collar at this moment had a white inner coat, a red robe outside, and dark brown fluffy curly hair , The man wearing the sunglasses is exactly my comrade in the "Battle against Barbarians", and also my senior brother (probably) from the same school as me - Tatsuma Sakamoto.

That guy seemed to be looking for Yinshi, but the plane crashed and destroyed Yinshi's residence.Although I was very angry for grabbing his collar, but falling from such a high place, I didn't get injured but only damaged the house.

"By the way, are you really a cabbage?" Raising his hand and scratching his head, Tatsuma Sakamoto grinned and said, "You've become more beautiful, but you haven't grown taller, nor have your breasts gotten bigger."

Then, with a bang, the man was knocked to the ground by me, a trace of blood slid from the corner of his mouth, his legs twitched slightly, and he was still smiling "Ahaha, ahaha" in a semi-comatose state.

I pointed my thumb at the man who fell on the ground, and said to the two men in the inspection hall, "Pack it up and take it away."

Not long after leaving the inspection hall, people from the fast aid team came.

The leader was a capable woman in a blue dress wearing a bamboo hat, a little older than me.A rather neutral voice said: "Miss Qinghe, I'm sorry for your hard work."

"Nothing, in fact it's okay..." I turned my head and glanced at Sakamoto. As my former friend, he seemed to be living a good life now, and the smile on the corner of his mouth seemed to be in a good mood.I also became interested and asked, "Sakamoto, you seem to be very happy."

"Ahahahaha, I was discovered." Wearing sunglasses to block his beautiful blue eyes, Sakamoto's expression became serious at this time: "Because you are still alive, Cabbage!"

I was taken aback by Sakamoto's serious words, not so much that I was shocked as I didn't expect him to say such a thing.The only thing that was more angry was that he called me by the wrong name solemnly, and pretended to hate iron and steel: "You idiot."

"Ahaha, ahaha!" Putting his hands into his pockets, Sakamoto raised his head and laughed twice.Mutsu, who was standing on the side, spoke suddenly: "I'm sorry, Miss Qinghe. We have a batch of goods to be sent to planet XX immediately, and the ship is still docked at the pier. Now we must leave immediately."

"Oh oh oh, I'm sorry I wasted your time." I tidied up my clothes and put my hands on Sakamoto's shoulders and said, "Hurry up and fix Yinshi's house, I'll go back first."

I waved at Mutsu, and I turned around and was about to leave when Tatsuma Sakamoto's voice came from behind me: "Ahahahaha, goodbye cabbage, go back and eat papaya!"

Whether it's bearable or unbearable, so I picked up a stone on the ground and threw it out: "You'd better die for me."

***

In the afternoon, I wanted to go to Wanshiwu to see how the decoration was going, but as soon as I stayed in Wanshiwu, I heard a loud noise, and then I jumped out five meters away, watching the smoke and dust disperse. The corner of Wanshiwu's mouth twitched slowly.Is this rebuilding the home or engaging in blasting!

With a sound of "Zla—click", the sliding door of the room downstairs in Wanshiwu was opened, and an old woman in a dark, simple and shabby kimono came out. She was a woman with heavy makeup with blue eye shadow and bright red lips. The mother-in-law who was in a car accident in the hospital, right?

Her look of anger seemed to want to scold the Wanshiwu for blasting... Uh, stunned, the Wanshiwu team who are renovating the house.However, when she saw me, she was immediately discouraged: "Ah, you are the 'civil servant' friend of that brat Yinshi."

"Civil servant? Haha, that's not the case. Well, I'm Qinghe." As I said that, I pointed to Wanshiwu: "Is it still being renovated over there?"

"Hey, I really don't know what those brats did." With a helpless tone, Dengshi turned his head to look at me again: "You are here to find Yinshi, right? He should be busy now Come on, why don't you come and sit with us?"

"I'm sorry." I followed Dengshi into his tavern.The storefront of the tavern is not very big, and it is not night yet, so there is no one here now.Of course, except for the proprietress and waiters here.The waiter was a woman in this green kimono, most notably a pair of cat ears on her head.But don't get me wrong, the cat ears on his head and the "cute thing" can't hang at all.

But to be honest, such a hairstyle and such eyes remind me of Xiao Li in "Fire Shadow".Wait, what is Hokage?How could there be such a thing as Hokage in my mind...

I'm very curious, as a tavern that provides entertainment for adults, how did these two people who don't look very... delicate manage this tavern, and it has not closed down so far. I am very curious about this issue, but unfortunately now Sorry to ask the export.

"Oh oh oh, isn't this Gintoki's friend from the shogunate. What is your name...?" Catherine leaned on the bar counter, holding the cigarette between her fingers very skillfully.The corner of my mouth twitched slightly, and I said, "Qinghe."

"Qinghe is just a surname, isn't it?" Dengshi suddenly asked such a question that startled me. I watched in astonishment as she took out a cigarette and lit it. She took a puff and exhaled the smoke. If so, just tell me your name, and I'll keep it a secret for you."

Regarding my name, most people in the Zhenxuan Group called me "Qinghe", and even introduced: "Her name is Qinghe, and she is a member of the supervision team". All are "Qinghe".If it is necessary to give all the names, I just use "Qing He Ai" as a perfunctory trick.

In fact, it was also because the Shinsengumi didn't want everyone to distrust it. Anyway, I used to be a fighter against the barbarians, the leader of the "Foxtail Club", so of course they also had some scruples.Seeing that I was beginning to hesitate, Dengshi stopped pressing me, took a puff of cigarette and said, "Forget it."

"Well~ it's okay, don't worry about it." I thought about it, and there should not be many people who know that "Qinghe Bacai" is the "poison concubine" of the barbarians, so I pretended to be indifferent and said: "I am Qinghe Bacai .”

"You are also from the barbarians, right?"

Granny Dengshi asked suddenly, I looked at her in disbelief, but seeing her very calm look, she turned around and picked up a glass of wine and turned to look at me: "Sweet wine, do you want to drink?"

I nodded weakly, watched Catherine not speak, just took out a bottle of wine and a beautiful tumbler, put a few ice cubes in and watched the reddish-brown liquid slowly flow into the glass , Seeping into the cracks of the ice cubes, there is a strange beauty.

"That is to say, you are just my guess. I heard that during the war against barbarians, there was a young girl called a 'poison concubine', whose surname was Qinghe. Yinshi also participated in the war against barbarians before, and the two of you knew each other, so it was With such a guess, I never thought I would be right.” Taking another puff of the cigarette, exhaling the smoke, he casually suppressed the smoke that was about to burn to the end of the cigarette, and then continued: “Although I don’t know why you came to the shogunate go."

I took the quilt that Catherine handed me, put it in front of me, twirled the wine glass, watched the ice cubes twirl around, and said with a smile: "Actually, there is no reason, I just want to change the form, use another One way to win the dawn of Edo."

Shaking the liqueur in the glass, watching the ice cubes collide with each other, making a crisp sound.I grinned and said, "Actually, to be honest, it's really a blessing for Yinshi to know you all!"

"That's right, it's really his blessing to know us." Catherine, who poured me the wine, said proudly. The thick-skinned appearance of that guy made me want to laugh but I was embarrassed to laugh out loud Come.In fact, Catherine is also one of the people who is worried about Yinshi's situation. They are just idiots who are not good at expressing their hearts.

"Catherine!" scolded, Deng Shi supported the bar table with both hands, and looked at the sliding door as if recalling something: "In fact, it is our blessing to know him."

"It's time for me to go," I stood up, reached into my pocket and took out my wallet: "How much is this?"

"You don't need to pay any more." Dengshi said with a smile on his face, "it's not business hours yet, so we don't charge any money. It's all about treating friends to dinner. Come and sit often in the future, but it won't be free anymore."

Hearing what Dengshi said just now, I was a little puzzled and stunned at first, but then I settled down.I stood up and wrote Granny Dengshi, and said goodbye to Catherine.When I walked out of Dengshi Winery, I looked up at the Mansion House, and I was still pinging, bang, bang, I didn't know what "explosion" was being prepared, and I didn't know if I had asked Sakamoto to help.

When I finally left Dengshi's side, facing the sunset, I felt extraordinarily happy in my heart.

I think both Dengshi and Catherine are good people.

I also vaguely know why this small hotel can be operated, because the proprietress is really nice.The layout of the attic that the proprietress Dengshi leased to Yinshi was really good. Dengshi is a very smart person.If she really wanted to make money from that house, she could drive Yinshi away at any time and let someone richer rent it in.I think that house will be very popular if it is rented out.

Although I don't know how Gintoki met Tooseki, but... that's pretty good.

There is a sweet and greasy feeling in the air, and everyone who comes and goes in Kabukicho has a smile on their faces and looks very kind.

able to live in such a stable