[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

I looked at the other two other than Xinnv with peeping eyes, raised my eyebrows and said, "That is to say, one or two of you, as well as the new Baji and Xiao Kagura outside, are Cheng Ye Princess' 'legendary' 'friend', "

Facing my disdainful and questioning expression, Yinshi nodded vigorously with a particularly sincere look.Sighing helplessly, he shook his hands and made a clear expression.Finally, she is such a "simple" girl who knows the princess, how did she become so...hehe.

"That's what I said, but I don't believe that you are simply here to meet Ji." When he waved his finger and pointed at Yin, "Be honest and tell me what special reason you have for coming here. If you don't tell me, or stay Women and men dragged out and beheaded for public display."

Grinning his teeth, Yinshi quickly walked over to me, grabbed my arm and pulled it aside, and whispered to me after getting closer: "I said cabbage, you can't be so heartless! We also guessed it because of Yoshihara's commission. They came here, we just instructed that we wanted to play can kicking, and it was completely unexpected that we accidentally injured the general!"

I shrugged my shoulders as if I couldn't help, and pointed to the young general who was still lying on the ground and was about to speak, when I saw the letter girl had pulled out her sword and muttered calmly to the young general on the ground: "Let's cut up the body."

"Split by split by split by split by split, shit--!"

When I pushed aside the silver, I kicked directly towards the letter girl, and the letter girl calmly blocked me with the face of the knife.

"He's a general. Tokugawa Momomo is in my charge... Bah, I'm in charge of guarding him. If something happens to him, I'll be implicated too. I said you must have done it on purpose, right!" In the collapsed state of Eight Forms, the believer girl seemed to deal with it very calmly - she didn't answer.

In this way, we entered into an awkward silence, but I could clearly see the contempt written in her eyes!

In this way, the battle between the female members of the two major special police organizations of the shogunate is about to begin. The sword is out of its sheath and is aggressive, but Yue Yong and Yue Yong, who are constantly yelling "stop, stop, wait, wait, wait!" Yinshi was erected to avoid the "tragedy" from happening.

"Report to my lord general, the former general Ding Ding is here, is it convenient for you to meet me?" There was a sound outside the door, I was still entangled with the silver time that was holding me, and I was scared by a word and immediately stopped moving.Slowly lowering his head to look at the young general who was lying on the ground with a dead body and rolling his eyes... "Is it convenient to meet?"The former General Tokugawa Sakadou always thought I was not pleasing to the eyes, if he was caught this time, it would really be a move of his head, and he was wrongly interposed!

Immediately, there was a feeling of wanting to cry, and I slowly turned my head to look at when I had loosened my silver at this time, but found that there was no shadow behind me, and when I looked back, I found Sakata who was running out like a rabbit without hesitation. Yin Shi, and the believer who is also relentless.

"Boom, boom—"

"Oh!"

The two kunai were pierced in front of the toes of Gintoki and Nobuhime, and Wakizasa was pierced into the pillar between them, going straight through.But the two people who were running away still kept running away quickly and stopped in their tracks.

"Hey, you two." Yue Yong and I stood shoulder to shoulder, with strong Yin Qi gathering together, we said in unison: "Where do you want to go, get the hell out of here—!"

Yinshi was terrified and slowly turned around with the petrification-stopping movement just now, and was about to speak, but Yueyong suddenly said something that I couldn't understand: "Do you want to give up the opportunity you finally got? ?”

But when I think about their coming, I immediately understand that they are people with important affairs... Except for the believers. As for the reason for them when I stopped Yin... If you want to die, you can't just let me die alone. , the more back pads the better.If it really doesn't work and I'm going to be killed, then I'll run away to find Aushan!

"I'm coming in, Momo." From outside came Tokugawa's voice as greasy as the fat on his stomach.

The four of us immediately stared at each other with rounded eyes...

The sliding door was slowly opened, and the shamisen in my hand was played slowly twice, completely vibrato.

Tokugawa walked in, looked at the scene in the room, and asked in surprise: "What's going on?"

"I hate it..." Yue Yong, no!I was quite surprised by Yueyue's delicate and shy voice like a cherry blossom.He reached out and knocked the cigarette rod in his hand into the small ashtray, and still said in his own voice: "That's why I asked you to wait~"

The moment we just opened the sliding door, we quickly made a series of preparations. There was a gorgeous peony quilt on the tatami, wrapped in clothes, crowns, no, the whole letter girl and Yueyong, and lying The 'lucky guy' teenager in the middle still rolls his eyes in complete ignorance.Don't ask me where Gintoki is, the real winner should be Sakata Gintoki!Hugging left and right, don't talk about it, men and women take it all!

I held the shamisen in my hand, I didn’t know where it came from, and I played two more notes at this time, and once again sighed in my heart, "Two-dimensional is really a good thing", the shamisen and tatami that suddenly appeared And quilts... so Two-dimensional is actually connected to the fourth dimension!So full of slots, there is no way to recover, bastard!

"You, hello...we are the letter girl and..."

"Yue, Yueyue said... Please take care of me."

Yoshiwara’s home delivery, what are you kidding, do you think of yourself as a KFC, Pizza Hut and other fast food restaurants? Although it is said that they are all delivered to the workers to enjoy, but why is it so scary to say it?And the two of you always throw away the bitterness and the other is always "divided into pieces", who wants it!Do you want to buy one get one free (silver hour) because you can't "sell" it?But the gender is completely wrong!Also, is it really good for you to serve the general and let me, a bodyguard, stay here and play the shamisen, really good! ! !

Then, I played the shamisen twice more.

……

As expected of a veteran of Yoshihara, although he has never served customers himself, he has quite a lot of experience.Ms. Yueyong served the young general skillfully. Although I knelt behind the young general, I could still feel the pressure from the front.Yinshi and the young general are in the same robe, playing the oboe.

Junior, I'm sorry... Now I can only ask you to bear it, anyway, you have passed out.

Honestly, I actually wanted to run away.

36 The best strategy is to leave the general’s room and leave the city immediately. Otherwise, I will go to Takasugi. Anyway, after the last meeting, I have a good relationship with him. I believe he will take him in. mine!Otherwise, I'll go to Sakamoto Tatsuma, Sakamoto definitely doesn't care, a woman in Mutsu is really working too hard, it's good to help.My beautiful blueprint has already been conceived, but when I was about to go out quietly, the three huge grievances behind me were blazing, and the foot that was about to step out of the general and room was slowly retracted...

Mom, I want to go home——!

"I didn't expect the upright Mao Mao to also..." Tokugawa Dingding who spoke suddenly surprised me, watching his eyes slowly sweep across the three of us, and then freeze on the wall that the young general stuck to. In the cross groove on the wall, he said with some emotion: "Although I was very romantic when I was young, I didn't play it to such an exaggerated level."

What kind of PLAY do you think this is, it's not so intense!

At this time, Tokugawa Dingding stood up and went to the door to look at the patrolling team outside, saying: "However, the patrolling team will let people in for the first time. It seems that they are not here to guard Jianghu City. They use the guards as guards." That’s surveillance.” I quietly listened to Tokugawa Sadasada’s words and thought about the reason why the important officials of the shogunate were killed this time, and suddenly Gintoki stood up slowly like a zombie and almost spit out , covering his mouth and shoulders trembling non-stop laughing, but was headshot by Yue Yong's palm.

"In the recent assassination of important officials, the victims were all from the Hitotsubashi faction, so they suspected us." With Tokugawa's fixed explanation, Gintoki walked to his side in pain, a The head is inside the clothes and the other is outside the clothes, like a rickety guy.

I covered the raised bag on my head with one hand, covered my mouth with the other hand and continued to snicker, and then got headshot for the second time by Yue Yong.

"After all, the tour group is an organization that enjoys the rich blessings of the Hitotsubashi faction..." Still continuing to speak our own words, and we are each doing our own things. For the first time, I feel that Tokugawa must be so pitiful for you.

I'm really sorry for letting you be ignored... I kept staring at Gintoki. At this time, the young general slipped out of Gintoki's clothes, and Gintoki grabbed the young general's briefs quickly.However, the young general's briefs are too tough, and the old man who was pulled, I really sweated the young general's life.Yin Shi pulled the young general's briefs and blushed, but the briefs broke immediately.When I saw Yinshi, I fell to the ground on my back due to inertial force, and finally couldn't suppress the sound of "噗——" and then got headshot for the third time by Yueyong.

Qinghe Bacai died at the age of 21.

Weird.

"In order not to let him catch your tail, you should pay attention to your words and deeds, Momou." Tokugawa calmly and slowly turned his head to look at the "Master General" beside him. Put the teenager's briefs on his head.

I covered my mouth with my hands and struggled with the pain of laughing, why, why all the changes were in the teenager's briefs, why in the end!Could it be that the main body of the young general is briefs?Oh, my three views...

"My lord, return the panties to me!" This is Yue Yong who is helping Yin Shi.

"Ahahaha, where did you get the bad pants?" This is Yinshi who cooperates with Yueyong to help him find a way out.

"There seems to be something wrong..." This is the letter girl who handles "garbage (junior general)" for Yinshi.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

I could see that Tokugawa Dingding's face was already livid, and he didn't care about what he said to "Master General" just now seriously, so he called out in a somewhat unkind tone, "Maomao... ", after settling down, it completely deviated from what I just thought.At first, I thought he would scold "Master General" for not doing his job properly, but he didn't expect to put all his attention on "Master General"'s hair: "Is your hair so messy?"

"Ah, this is the hair stuck to the top of this little girl's trousers!"

The hair between the two legs of your family is white, and there is silver, are you comparing your hair to the hair between the two legs of a woman!

Tokugawa calmly shifted his gaze to the other side. The young general who had been disposed of by the believer plunged his head upside down into the big vase, and a certain object that came out was thoughtfully mosaiced.And a certain Ding ignored it completely and didn't seem to find what was really wrong: "Is there such a mess of accessories in this room?"

The letter girl calmly turned her head and pointed at the vase: "Ah, this is the hairy general stuck in the room."

What is the hairy general? Anyway, isn't it the hair between the two spans!Do you have to be so obsessed with this thing? What kind of a joke is this!Also, why am I complaining non-stop now, can you stop being so happy, I won’t be able to hurt those with a low smile, bastard!

After two heroic laughs, Tokugawa Dingding calmly turned around and expressed his sincere emotion: "Haha, in this situation, I really don't know whether to say you are reliable or stupid."

"Just fooling around like this?!" Gintoki and I sighed together.

Mr. Tokugawa Singsing, you pretended not to have found anything because you deliberately took care of us when we were in a hurry, right?Tokugawa Sadasada-sama, this is the first time I find you so caring.

Tokugawa Dingding turned his back to everyone and still said his own words: "However, play should be enough. I have seen many people who got angry because of their beauty. That's right, you must beware of 'Qingcheng'."

When the word "Qingcheng" was mentioned, I found that Yueyong's expression changed obviously, from the shock just now, it suddenly became extraordinarily serious.After taking a few steps forward, I knelt on the ground and prayed: "My lord! Please forgive me for all the rudeness just now. The little girl has only one question... Do you... still remember 'Qingcheng Linglan'?"

Just now I was completely irrelevant and struggled and complained in my heart. I also recovered from the state of rolling on the ground and holding back laughing. I got up and stood leaning on the wall to cover my stomach that hurt from laughing just now.

"No, it's okay even if you don't remember, but even so... even so..." Before Yueyong could finish speaking, Tokugawa spoke out firmly: "Is that so..."

Looking at Tokugawa Dingding in astonishment, I saw a few drops of water dripping on the ground, and Tokugawa Dingding's side face was covered with water marks.To be honest, at that moment, I thought it was tears of lovesickness for "Qingcheng Lily of the Valley".

In an unfathomable emotional tone, Tokugawa Dingding still looked into the distance and turned his back to us: "How can I forget... Her loving eyes, gorgeous and light frown and smile, soft and shiny hair, Fresh and tender lips, skin that can be broken by blowing..."

Tokugawa Sadasada's business became more and more greedy and weird. I realized that the situation was not good, so I stretched out my hand and slowly clenched the Wakizashi knife at my waist.At this time, Tokugawa Sadasaka slowly closed the sliding door in front of him, and said two words "and" lightly... In the second second, the sliding door on the other side was suddenly kicked open, and a group of people with bandits in front of us were shown. When it came to the samurai, Tokugawa Dingding's greedy voice came clearly: "Hands covered with blood!"

Turning his head slowly, he has a dirty and evil face, with disgusting saliva hanging from his mouth.

"I really want to... lick her all over!"

"You, this guy..." I drew Wakizashi from my waist and was about to strike.

Tokugawa fixed his eyes on the wakizashi sword in my hand, and suddenly said: "Oh, I almost couldn't recognize it after changing a dress, Qinghe Bacai. I got a good prop again, it's really amazing Okay. It was said before that I would strangle you, but someone wanted to protect you, but now it’s not necessarily the case. The leader of the Foxtail Club, Qinghe Bacai, was the murderer who killed the important ministers of the shogunate, and all those people belonged to her Accomplices. Arrest them, they are the ones who sneak into the city to spy and kill the leader of the patrol team!"

"Isaburo Sasaki?"