[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

The scent of delicious food floats in the gorgeously decorated Japanese room, and the long table is filled with all kinds of delicious food.Leaving aside the staple food of rice, fish, meat, pickles, soup, and wine are all top-notch.But these are not the main points. What makes me unable to hold back the most is the green mustard in the small bowl in front of me, which has a provocative atmosphere, as if it is constantly tempting me.

Sitting at the long table is the big local tyrant who invited me to this delicious banquet—Tokugawa Momo—the general and the young general.

With an apologetic tone, the young general bowed his head towards me, "I'm so sorry, Qinghe. Recruiting you here will restrict you, and let you participate in such danger. But it's okay, when the matter is over In the future, I will definitely thank you and bestow generous gifts.”

"No, no, no!" I was so frightened by the young general's lowered head that I almost swallowed my breath, and I said hastily, "Little general, ah...no, my lord, you, you...you are serious. Can you serve me... my lord general?" it's my honour."

When the young general heard that I tried my best to correct my words just now, a once-in-a-lifetime smile appeared on his upright and meticulous face, and he nodded at me, which was regarded as his approval.But to be honest, the smile of a young general is really rare. I am lucky to have such a good opportunity.

Looking down at the series of delicacies on the table, he couldn't help but raised his hand to wipe his mouth, rubbed his hands together and looked at the young general with a smile: "Well, it's almost there? Can I eat it?"

"Well, please, then."

I nodded vigorously, shouted "I'm starting", and quickly grabbed the chopsticks, but began to struggle and hesitate to start with which dish to start with.

At this time, there was a knock on the door suddenly, and the servant boy called out "Master General" at the door.A large piece of mustard I just picked up was about to be stuffed into my mouth. The sound outside the wine glass interrupted, turning my head and looking at the young general with round eyes: "Are you here to deliver food again?"

The young general shook his head at me with a gentle smile. At this time, the sliding door was opened, and Princess Chengye's surprised voice came from outside the door: "Sister Qinghe, you are finally back... that's great!"

This sound startled me, I dropped my chopsticks and quickly turned around to salute, but the princess Cheng Ye jumped into my arms and almost knocked over the mustard, and made something in my arms Very strange action.I lowered my head to look at Princess Chengye who threw herself into my arms, her unchanging and pure face, but I clearly remember that she just grabbed my chest, and I clearly saw the shape of her lips just now.

"so small."

enough!Who taught this child these!

Complaining in my heart, I slowly raised my head to look at it, and the eyes in front of me immediately petrified me.

As for the reason, it was the two great gods who came in with Princess Cheng Ye.A man and a woman wearing white tour team uniforms, the superior and subordinates of the tour team—Isaburo Sasaki and Nobuo Imai looked at me with almost the same paralyzed faces.

After silently staring at those two people for three seconds, I turned my head to look at the general with resentment on my face: "Why, the two of them are here too?"

The one who answered my question was not the young general, but Isaburo Sasaki, who suffered from "email dependence", and as always, was struggling with the word "elite": "Huh? Didn't the director of your Shinsengumi tell you, protect Of course, the work of the shogunate must be handed over to the elites, and the selected elites are of course members of our tour team."

"No, that's not the problem at all!" I pushed away Princess Chengye, who looked up at me in amazement, jumped up and pointed at the food on the table: "Isn't this just to reward me, so you invite me...?"

The more I talked about it, the more I lacked confidence, and it was the believer who hit me mercilessly. She said "Idiot, you think too much" with a harmless face, and then walked directly to Sitting down in front of me, I reached out to pick up the chopsticks and said intentionally or unintentionally, "I'm starting."

It was too late for me to stop her, and I devoted myself to the word "idiot", as if the volcanic magma accumulated for many years erupted in an instant, turned around and pointed at the believer: "You are enough, 'bacai' becomes 'cabbage', Has 'cabbage' become an 'idiot'! You bastard, this is not caused by a slip of the tongue in Japanese at all, it has become a Chinese pre-syllable word! Hey - don't eat it, listen to me seriously .”

Believer completely treats me like air.

When the letter girl stumbled angrily and couldn't say a word, the phone poked in her trousers pocket vibrated.Not only to save face, he took out his cell phone with a "hum", but found that it was a short message from a stranger. He opened it and read: It's great that Xiao Qinghe hasn't changed his cell phone number yet, so he will also text in the future. The message——BY: Xiao Saburo.

The corners of my mouth twitched slightly, I looked at Isaburo Sasaki who also walked into the Japanese room at this time, staring at me with a thin face full of wrinkles and shaking the phone in my hand.

I was very unhappy with this meal, really unhappy.For this reason, after the meal, the young general also felt sorry and comforted me for a long time, "The three of us (the young general, me, and Cheng Ye) can't finish eating so much food, and they are also protecting senior officials of the shogunate."However, obviously this series of comforts didn't work. In the end, I had no choice but to ask me if I wanted to eat, and he ordered his servants to do it.

In fact, I originally wanted to highlight my magnanimous character, but I turned my head and looked at the person who was sitting on the side pressing the phone "bagabaga" desperately and the other side who was holding a donut and eating it The other one who was happy suddenly withered.

"Forget it, it's okay. I'll go to the bathroom."

Standing up from the cushion, when leaving the Japanese room, he looked back at the two members of the tour group, sighed helplessly, opened the sliding door and left.

The people from the tour group are definitely not just as simple as protection.In other words, there is probably an element of surveillance, but I don't know exactly who is being monitored.A general's castle, I will think of Tokugawa Dingding's face that is as rich and greasy as his belly fat.Facing such a "former general", the solid and down-to-earth young general must be treated as a "puppet general" by him.

If you consider the safety of the young general, it is also very beneficial for them to be here.

***

Although freedom is restricted here and various terms and regulations have been set up, the accommodation and food are much better than Shinsengumi!

how?Said that I am willing to give up my freedom for that vulgar thing?How come, that kind of terms and conditions, it doesn't work on me!Am I the type to be bound by something like that?Of course, if you mentioned "do you never want to see Eunji again", that's another matter.

I sincerely hope that Yinshi can also come here, this would be perfect, of course... it is just "hope", it is just "delusion" in the brain.

Today is the same, waking up on the soft tatami.I stretched comfortably and got up.Just the day before yesterday, the general appointed me as his full-time personal bodyguard. At the same time, the believer is also a full-time personal bodyguard for the princess. I have officially taken up the post since yesterday.

It is said that Princess Chengye's friends are coming today, so I got up early in the morning.Calling some insignificant guys at such a critical moment, although I know it's a bit too much to say, but it is likely to increase my workload.

After changing clothes and washing up, I rushed to the general's side.The general sat alone on the cushion, took a sip of tea while looking at the book in his hand, and invited me to join him when he saw me coming.

"No need, I just woke up and haven't eaten yet." He simply refused. The reason why he came here early in the morning was because he was worried that there might be a mistake in the delay of the shift. Now that the general is sitting in front of me, I feel relieved.

The general didn't expect that I would refuse. He was stunned for a while, and then he apologized to me: "I'm sorry, I didn't think so comprehensively. Come back after dinner, there are some things I want to talk to you about."

"Oh." I agreed casually, and I turned around and left the general's Japanese room.

What I didn't expect was that this... was the last time I saw the General (Fog).If I had known before, I would have stayed with the general for a while longer (fog)!

When I came back, the general was stuck on the wall like a mural, and there was still a crushed soda can on his forehead.For some reason, the clothes on his body have disappeared, leaving only a brief... wait, briefs?It turns out that the young general is really wearing briefs...what the hell!That's not the point, okay?

There is still earth-colored smoke around, and I gradually see it clearly along the line of sight.Also standing in the room were Xinnv (mouth twitching), Yueyong (surprised), Sakata Gintoki (stunned)——!

Damn it, did the "Yinshi can also come here, so it would be perfect" that I thought this morning come true?do not be like this!What a joke!So, what about the teenager standing on the wall?

Exiting the Japanese room and closing the sliding door quickly, I muttered in my heart, "I must be opening the door in the wrong way, I must be opening the door in the wrong way", and then I opened the sliding door again, and what was presented to me at this time was silver time. The young general lying on the ground was still naked, and Xinnv stepped on the young general's lifeline, and the young general rolled his eyes and was unconscious... On the other side, Yue Yong with a helpless face and Gintoki Sakata with a livid face .

"I said what the hell are you three bastards doing—!"