[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

The wooden knife in Jin Shi's hand slid from top to bottom, gradually approaching and clearly reflected in my pupils.The right arm that should have been paralyzed suddenly lifted up, and Wakizashi, who was clenched tightly, threw away Kintoki's wooden knife with the last of his strength. The sound of parts pulled Wakizawa out of Kintoki's shoulder.

The metal parts brought out fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

"...You!" With an unbelievable voice, Jin Shi, whose body was leaning to one side, staggered and backed away.

Under the sky dyed orange-red by the setting sun, I stood up straight against the brilliant light.He raised the wakizashi in his hand and pointed at the man in front of him. Although he hadn't recovered all his strength, it was more than enough to put on a pose.Seeing Jin Shi so embarrassed, he provocatively said, "I've said it before, please don't use a fixed formula to weigh and evaluate my actions. I'm not as weak as you imagined."

The desperate Jin Shi still wanted to rush up to attack again, but at this moment, a huge black shadow swelled over the sky, and the smoke that swept up under the sound of a loud noise presented a big white dog in front of him—— Dingchun.

The divine dog Dingchun picked up my back collar with lightning speed, threw me on its back, and bared its teeth at Jin Shi.Lifting up my four legs, I ran forward quickly. Under the wind and dust, I supported the back of the big white dog Dingchun with both hands and turned my head to look at Jin Shi who stood behind the wind and dust with a ferocious face. I sincerely felt it was funny: "It's like It’s the same now, according to your formula, I’ve probably been killed by you.”

He ran towards Dingchun quickly, and soon, he was away from Jin Shi's sight and went straight to a certain direction to look for Yin Shi.

It's just that when I didn't go to see Yin, I jumped off Dingchun's back halfway.In fact, I didn't know how far Gintoki was from where I was at that time, and I instructed the words that Gintoki said when he tried to kill me when his brain flashed like an electric shock in a trance: Sakata Gintoki killed Xiaoyu Killing Bacai, my favorite, is simply a heinous crime.

If Kintoki uses this excuse to recruit the residents of Kabukicho to kill Gintoki, it is not impossible. Xiaotama's situation is quite bad and it will take a while to repair it. At most, I have some minor injuries on my body. If I try my best Maybe it can also prevent the serious situation, maybe there will be a turning point.Maybe I can get people from the Foxtail Society to come to work, and it doesn't matter if it's "private use".

After thinking for a while in my heart, I jumped off Dingchun's back.Dingchun still maintained the speed of running forward and came to a sudden brake after jumping a few meters. After turning around, he yelled "Wow ~", as if asking me what's wrong, he walked up to me.

Stretching out his hand to touch Dingchun's smooth, soft and comfortable hair, he thought to himself that it's no wonder that wigs are so interested in fur balls. It's so comfortable to touch the furry little head, and it feels really good.

It's a pity that the time to enjoy it is limited, so I took out my mobile phone from my pocket, coded a line of words, handed it to Dingchun to let him hold it in his mouth, and said: "When you give this to Yin, he will probably know what I mean when he sees this text message. Yes. By the way, speak lightly, although Xiao Nuo is a brick, there is no way to resist your bite force."

Dingchun drooped his head in disappointment, as if he couldn't eat the meat and bones that were placed around his mouth.I continued to rub his head: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about it, how about I buy you a lot of delicious food after this matter settles first? Well, thank you, Dingchun, you and Xiaoyu saved It’s me, so of course I can’t just watch you fight alone. I also have something to do, and I will do my best to help Yinshi.”

Dingchun, who seemed to understand human speech, nodded towards me, and I waved my big hand to give orders: "Open the way!" Dingchun turned around and ran away.The figure of the big white dog became smaller and farther away, and finally turned into a white dot and disappeared under the gradually dimming and gloomy sky.

I took two steps back and looked at the place where Dingchun left, then turned around and ran towards the completely opposite place where Yu Dingchun was.

I will try my best to help Yinshi.

It was already the next morning when I arrived at Qingshui House. As soon as I walked into Qingshui House, I saw a group of members of the Foxtail Society in full dress and serious expressions. They knew that they were discussing something important, but when they saw me coming back, they were all very surprised, and gathered around to ask me about my situation worriedly.

I briefly said that I was fine, and when I bandaged the wound on my head, I also asked about why they were dressed like this.I just learned that the Golden Hour has already passed, exactly as I thought!With a resentful expression, Jin Shi went to Qingshui House and told my subordinates of the Foxtail Club that Xiaoyu and I were killed by a man of unknown origin, and Jin Shi and the others decided to attack that man spontaneously.

Jin Shi didn't tell them a lot about the man, he just told them that "he has silvery white natural curly hair, and he dresses exactly the same as Jin Shi".

"We've talked so much, Lord Qinghe, what happened?"

Seeing that I fell silent for a while after hearing what Jin Shi said, everyone asked me worriedly if something terrible happened.With a serious expression, I asked my subordinates for the arrest warrant with the silver photo in their hands.In the photo, the man with silver-white curly hair has a helpless expression on his face, and his peasy eyes are very vivid.It was obviously a very serious matter, but when I saw the man in the photo, I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The subordinate tilted his head and looked at my expression in surprise, I quickly changed my expression and stretched out my hand to push his head away.

"Don't listen to that Jinshi." After adjusting the serious expression of the clothes, I shook off Zhongyinshi's photo and said, "You protect this man for me. I can't explain the specific reason to you, so please forgive me. It's just Afterwards, no matter what Jin Shi tells you, don’t believe it or follow it. You are not allowed to do anything to me without my permission, do you hear me!”

As I said that, I glared at them and saw that they were completely confused.One of his subordinates popped up and asked, "Lord Qinghe, isn't this... the guy who hurt you? And... Master Jin Shi said..."

"What else? I was killed by that man of 'unknown origin'? You actually believe that your boss j□j is gone, do I look like such a weak person? Just kidding!" I raised my eyebrows and almost did it It's the classic action of Bruce Lee.I thought it was still an opportunity to be handsome, but the expressions of my subordinates were all in disbelief. Apart from being puzzled by my order, some people even wanted to say something but were afraid to speak.

I pursed my lips and looked at them: "Just say what you want, mother-in-law and mother! At most, I just swear a few words verbally, and the number of times I really do it is very small."

As soon as I said this, the simple "children" actually believed what I said, and started with an old subordinate, and said to me truthfully: "Master Qinghe, you are not arguing with Lord Jin Shi, are you? "

One sentence made me look at that guy with wide eyes in disbelief, but it was far more than that. What made me dumbfounded was that people around said that they had the same idea that Jin Shi and I had quarreled.I was stunned and didn't know the various opinions such as "Master Qinghe's lifelong event is also an important event of Shimizu House", "It is not easy for Master Qinghe to find a boyfriend like Master Jin Shi", "you must get along well" and so on. What should be the answer after the dialogue.

Finally, unable to hold back, he sent them a sentence: "If you want to die, just say it!"

So there was a sudden silence.

I touched the bandage that had been wrapped on my forehead, and the corners of my mouth twitched a few times unnaturally, but I couldn't hold back any other words.That group of guys are also, anyway, they are also worried about my situation, and the addition of bad words is too lacking in the style of a "general".Shaking his hands, he said, "Forget about it." He cast aside their excited eyes, looked up at the ceiling, and said, "Ah, if you follow my arrangement this time, I will take you to see Simentong's concert afterwards." .”

"real!!!!"

A group of old men gossiping and chasing stars are more enthusiastic than little girls, taking "Simen Tong" as reward and motivation, they are more active in doing things.I gave them a thumbs up with a blank face: "I have convinced you guys, don't say anything useless here, how did Jin Shi explain to you at the beginning? Where can I find that man of unknown origin? , the place where you all gather together quickly, superficially obey Jin Shi’s words, secretly find the man of unknown origin for me and protect him for me. A little mistake, the concert of Simen Tong? Haha, in the next life!”

"Guaranteed to complete the mission—!"

There was a loud noise, and there was a buzzing in my head.

I bared my teeth at them: "Fuck you, Ma Dan was shocked three times and hit his head with all his strength, he was about to have a concussion. You bastards who want me to bleed from my seven orifices!"

The subordinates of the Foxtail Club are also a group of seemingly unreliable guys, star chasing and childlike innocence are no worse than anyone else, but they are destructible when they are serious.It can be proved from the life of the blockbuster on the battlefield of the barbarians to the present, so I also believe in them.In fact, Gintoki is about the same, the idle Sakata Gintoki.

I got up, adjusted the bandages on my head in front of the mirror, changed clothes, and walked out of Qingshui House to a place completely different from Foxtail Club.Because I have other things to do!