[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

"Qinghe Bacai, take your memory and go to hell to repent—!" Jin Shi raised the wooden knife with a grim expression on his face, and the moment he slashed down the wooden knife, I tightly closed my eyes.But the pain I imagined did not come... I heard a sound of the machine breaking and a small explosion.

I suddenly opened my eyes, and after a blood-red haze passed, I could vaguely see the girl standing in front of me, and the mechanical voice echoed on both sides: "You really don't understand Master Qinghe, she won't go to hell to repent , will only climb up from hell, and throw the guy who wants to tear her down into the abyss of eternal doom. This is what Lord Yinshi told me..."

"Xiaoyu!" I yelled hastily, wanting to get up and see Xiaoyu's situation.Just barely stood up, my legs became weak for a while, and I fell to the ground again, brushed my scalp and stabbed into the wall behind me, I stared at the wooden knife piercing through Xiaoyu's forehead with wide eyes, if I hadn't just His legs were weak and he fell to the ground, and now he probably looks like a meat skewer.

"You are really slow as a machine." Looking at Xiaoyu, Jin Shi's expression remained calm: "Why guard those unnecessary ones, you might as well go and repair them first."

Xiaoyu didn't give up, and put the mop in his hand directly against Jinshi's abdomen to push him away, and then said in a mechanical voice after slowly falling down: "Master Yinshi wants to protect Master Qinghe, and my mission Even if your body is smashed to pieces, you have to guard with Lord Yinshi and live with Lord Yinshi."

My already weak body suddenly moved, and I hugged Xiaoyu who had slipped to the ground with both hands, and the green-haired robot girl Xiaoyu leaned on my lap.Worryingly called out "Xiaoyu!" Seeing that her knees had been cut off by a wooden knife to reveal black metal materials, the black hole wound on her forehead was particularly obvious, and the mop in her hand fell to the ground.

Xiaoyu raised her face to look at me, her pure mechanical eyes were unexpectedly radiant, her severed legs didn't seem to be in the way, and she came to ask me about my situation: "Miss Qinghe, are you okay? Do you think about it?" Are you done? Lord Gintoki..."

Wanting to ask me for an answer, eyes full of expectation, I nodded vigorously in response to her: "Yes, have I remembered it. Everything about Sakata Gintoki, thank you for saving me... and thank you for being with me all the time Yinshi is around to encourage him and support him. Let me do it now, and you can rest at ease."

Comforting Xiaoyu, I reached out to pick up the wakizashi that fell on the ground and tried to support my body on the ground. The paralysis caused by the two electric shocks just now could not be recovered quickly in a short time.Still unable to lose to Jin Shi in tone, I looked up at the blond man who should have been familiar but was actually a stranger: "Xiaoyu, wait for me to kill this guy, and then we will go find Yin Shi together."

"Huh? Get rid of me?" He tilted his head, his blue eyes were full of contempt: "Do you think you can do anything to me with your current body? Get rid of me? Are you kidding me..."

As soon as the words fell, accompanied by a strong metal collision, the Wakizashi in my hand directly pierced into his chest, clenching my teeth, the Wakizashi blade in my hand pierced into his body and twisted, sparks burst out.Facing Kintoki's surprised eyes, he directly pulled out Wakizawa, and the black metal parts brought out by the drawn silver-white blade fell to the ground.

I raised my eyebrows and looked at Jin Shi with a flick of the knife: "I am curious about why I can attack him when my physical strength has not yet recovered? Don't use a fixed formula to apply to me, it will be very disadvantageous for you! But Having said that, it turns out that you are just a machine, smelling like gasoline."

"You bastard...!" Roaring in a low voice, Jin Shi suddenly acted like a rage, and rushed towards me in a flash, stabbing my chest with a wooden knife. Wakizashi's knife face.My arm trembled slightly unnaturally due to the still unrecovered physical strength, while Jin Shi roared arrogantly: "So what about the machine? Didn't it just steal the protagonist's throne?"

While confronting me, Jin Shi raised his hand and brushed the hole in his chest, his expression became extremely angry: "I was looking forward to you, the protagonist's woman, although she is different from the beauty I imagined, But from the perspective of a period of time in the relationship, she is an out-and-out good wife. However, her ability to act is too strong, and she does not meet the standard of a heroine at all. It seems that it is better to kill her together with you. "

With a flick of Wakizashi in his hand, he took two steps back and leaned against the wall, panting for a while with his hands lowered, and said casually, "Kill me? Haha, it's still too early! Even if you can kill me, you can definitely kill me!" My presence in this world cannot be erased."

"You don't have to worry about this. Since I can snatch the actor's throne from Yinshi, let alone your existence. Don't worry, as long as you kill Yinshi, everything will be easy. That robot Neither the dog nor that dog is in my taboo." Jin Shi walked towards me step by step with a ferocious expression, raised the wooden knife engraved with the three characters "Golden Pavilion Temple" in his hand, and stepped on his white leather shoes to jump straight to me. in front of me.

I hurriedly squatted down to let him pounce on me, leaned back and suddenly raised my left leg to kick Jin Shi's chin.

"Kill Yinshi? When Roucun said this, he said it with tears in his eyes." A joke came out suddenly, but Jinshi calmly and automatically ignored what I just said.There must be some mystery!Thinking about it this way, a few days ago, Jin Shi kissed me first and then Yin Shi kissed me. Did the two kiss indirectly through my mouth?Is it necessary to play so obscure!

In a blink of an eye, the wooden knife brushed against his ear and swept past with a gust of wind.I widened my eyes and looked at Jin Shi with a disgusted expression of disdain for all sentient beings: "You are distracted."

"Do you know what it means when cabbage is distracted?" Yin Shi, who suddenly appeared under the cover of Jin Shi, reached out and grabbed Jin Shi's crotch, and suddenly exerted force under a strange smile: "That means Seeing her thinking about something extremely inappropriate for children, right Cabbage!"

The clothes connected to the black wires and the crotch were all torn, and the golden metal was in Yinshi's hands, and I threw it on the ground with a ferocious expression like a demonstration.Jin Shi suddenly turned his head in astonishment, and was directly thrust into the abdomen by Yin Shi's wooden knife and pushed several meters away.It smashed into the wall with a loud bang.

"Yinshi—!" The sudden appearance of Yinshi made me excited for a while, but the past was blurred and I almost fell to the ground.Being hugged by Yinshi's shoulders and leaning against his arms, he looked up eagerly at Yinshi's expression.The crimson eyes were the same as before, and the voice was slightly worried: "Hey, are you all right?"

With one hand on Yinshi's shoulder facing the wall, I was able to stand up straight, and I nodded to indicate that it was okay.He followed Yinshi to Xiaoyu and squatted down.

Just when I was about to receive a fatal blow, Xiaoyu suddenly appeared in front of me, her knees were damaged and she couldn't stand up anymore, and the button on her head was smashed and pierced by a wooden knife.Her current situation is obviously very bad, even opening her eyes has become difficult, but she doesn't murmur "Master Gintoki".

Compared to the heavily damaged Xiaoyu, Jin Shi's situation is obviously much better.Jin Shi, who was not made of flesh and blood, recovered extremely quickly, growled "Bastard", waved the wooden knife in his hand and charged at Yin Shi.Yinshi turned around and drew his sword to continue the fight, but without thinking about it, I swung the sword one step ahead of Yinshi, blocking Jinshi's attack and raised the sword to deflect Jinshi's wooden sword.Avoid Yinshi and stand in front of Yinshi to block her and Xiaoyu.

"Chinese cabbage?"

With his back to Yin, his voice seemed unbelievable and unbelievable.The fingers of Wakizashi's hands were loosened and closed again meaninglessly, and I looked ahead and said calmly, "I'm sorry, Gintoki."

"Eh……?"

"I'm sorry, I forgot about Yinshi. I'm sorry, I was not by your side when Yinshi was the most difficult. I'm sorry, not only was I not by Yinshi's side when Yinshi needed newcomers the most, but I even made mistakes to Yinshi. ...that kind of thing." The so-called "unpleasant" that happened in the alley that day came back again.He lowered his head and bit his lower lip: "So, I'm sorry! Yinshi, take Xiaoyu and get out of here! Please don't stop me, let me stand in front of you once."

There was a moment of silence, followed by contemptuous and helpless laughter.

"Don't say that, I won't know how to answer you." Yinshi carried Xiaoyu who was "comatose" on his back: "I never blamed you, even if you forget me, it doesn't matter, you said it." If you lose your memory, we will let you know us again, and if you lose it, you will get to know us again! If you don’t remember me any time, I will come back, and let us get to know each other again.'”

When Gintoki signaled, I stood in front of Gintoki like a hero and said so.

"So," the footsteps of Liyuan behind him were slow, and Yinshi's firm voice sounded: "I leave my behind to you, don't die! Wait for me to come back. Let's get to know each other again."

"Yes." Slowly moving away, I clenched my teeth and looked ahead: "No problem, I am the daughter of a gorilla."

As soon as the words fell, two diametrically opposite steps quickly stepped forward.Gintoki and I ran back to each other in front of each other.Facing Jin Shi in front of him, Wakizashi faced the wooden sword. It was originally a wooden sword, but unexpectedly it was a little harder than ordinary weapons, and it seemed a little difficult to cut it off.

"Is this the so-called 'male protagonist'? Abandoning his woman and leaving with another lifeless robot?" Sneered, Jin Shi and I were still at a stalemate after several fights.I dragged my tired body looking for a chance to leave him and escape, but I couldn't find any chance.

Jin Shi is worthy of being "the copy of Silver Time" and "the hero who wants to replace Silver Time". Although he is not as awesome as Silver Time, he is still very powerful.I feel very lucky to be able to be evenly matched in this form.

Facing Jin Shi's tone, I was very clear: "It's normal, because you are a robot with no feelings at all. How would you know whether Xiaoyu has feelings for us? Yin Shi and I are the most basic mutual relationship." Trust, trust in comrades-in-arms on the battlefield against barbarians is the basic requirement for survival, do you know that!"

"Huh?" Jin Shi stretched out his hand in front of me again: "Trust? Hmph."

"At first I was looking forward to you! I didn't expect it to be so stupid." The electric sparks flickered, and it was too late when I realized this move. The feeling of numbness spread all over my body, and I fell to the ground Still holding on to Wakizawa tightly.Jin Shi flicked the wooden knife in his hand and chopped it down from top to bottom on my head: "Sakata Yinshi killed Xiaoyu and my favorite Bacai, what a heinous crime!"

……

In fact, I have also thought about what would happen if Yinshi really existed with Jinshi's character?Maybe, I won’t break up with him, and he will come up to comfort me when I’m in a corner; maybe we won’t “break up” with Takasugi, because he will explain everything clearly; maybe Wanshiwu won’t either. It is so deserted, because there is that absolutely reliable "golden hour".

but?What if that's really the case?

Maybe I won't like Gintoki; maybe Gintoki with that kind of personality won't be familiar with Katsura and Takasugi; maybe Wanshiwu can't be done at all!

If silver time really existed as golden time, maybe this world wouldn't exist at all.