[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

Standing at the door of Wanshiwu, I waved my fist with a dissatisfied expression on my face: "Huh? Do you dislike my flat chest again? Jin Shi, you are as flat as ever! You don't feel flat if you haven't eaten fists for a whole day. Are you unhappy?"

The man in front of me had a gentle smile and a little helplessness written in his eyes.He is my boyfriend - Sakata Kintoki.From a long time ago, since I first came to this world, he is the person who has been with me all the time, and also the person I love the most.Once again struggling for a long time, Sakata Kintoki, who finally came together, is also the owner of Master House and a well-known figure in the entire Kabukicho.

He has golden short hair with ion perms and a pair of beautiful dark blue eyes. The black clothes may be hung on the left shoulder at a slant for the convenience of movement, revealing the white shirt inside.

Raising his arm and scratching his hair, Jin Shi smiled at me: "Okay, okay, I was wrong. Bacai, you must be careful on the way back!"

"Don't worry, didn't you say it before! I am Donkey Kong's daughter." I grinned, then squatted down and picked up the black high-heeled short boots that were on the ground and put them on. I stomped my feet, walked to the door and was about to pull the door to leave when Jin Shi suddenly called my name again.I responded with a reflexive "ah" and turned my head, only to find that Jin Shi had already leaned in front of me, wrapping his hands around my waist and bowing his head to kiss me.

A strange taste filled the mouth with the tongue poking into the mouth.

At the same time, when I passed Jin Shi who was kissing me, the toilet in the corridor slowly opened a gap, and Shinpachi and Kagura with treacherous smiles on their faces were hiding there and watching us quietly.

It's hard to refuse, so I had no choice but to gently return the landlord's silver back with both hands, and then slowly separated from each other.Looking up at Jin Shi's turbulent blue eyes at such a close distance, he unconsciously felt his cheeks burning hot.Stiffly took two steps back and said with some squeaks: "Ah, that... I'm leaving!"

However, before I opened the sliding door, a purple figure rushed in, leaped over me and crashed into Jin Shi's arms.Jin Shi was a little unresponsive, and took two steps back after being hit. The princess picked up the girl.And the girl's sticky voice sounded: "Jin Sang, Jin Sang! You are mine, don't always hug and kiss me with that 'past tense', I will be very sad!"

The corner of my mouth twitched unnaturally, and I saw that the girl being hugged by Princess Jinshi was none other than Iris Sarutobi.

Before I could speak, the little ape jumped out of Jin Shi's arms and came up to me, pushed his red glasses and looked at me with peeping eyes: "Hmph, don't be too proud! Jin Sang It's mine, only he can whip me, trample me, and humiliate me~ As long as you and Jinsang haven't done 'adult sports that are not suitable for children and require mosaics', then I have a chance, right? Jinsang~"

After speaking, the little ape threw himself into Jin Shi's arms again.

I laughed awkwardly "hehe", thinking who would want to be treated like that like you, bastard!

When I was about to run away, the little ape suddenly chased me out, dragged me away for a certain distance, and said with his arms folded: "Hey, where did you go to stab me again! The Heavenly Daoists secretly sent me The killer is coming, and the target is you. Hey, listen to me, you dead girl~ You must not die before I marry Jinsang, otherwise it will be meaningless."

The helpless expression just now dissipated, replaced by a clear smile.I shook my head and bared my teeth and said to the little ape: "How could I die? I am so touched, little ape~ You are so kind to me, otherwise we wouldn't be golden hours!" I took a step forward with both hands Grabbing Xiao Yuan's hand and looking at her affectionately: "Let's be together, Xiao Yuan~"

The little ape stared round in horror: "Stay away, my heart is with Jinsang—!"

I imitated Tatsuma Sakamoto's strange "ah ha ha" smile, flicked my hair and walked away chicly.

Originally, I thought my world should be like this.For my boyfriend who loves me like Sakata Kintoki, there are a group of so-called "rivals" who are hard-spoken but kind-hearted, and a group of troublemakers who love to watch movies.Traveled from the world of "Gundam SEED" to this world more than ten years ago, and this world should have been like this.

However, at this moment a man appeared.

That afternoon, because Hijikata had other important things to deal with temporarily, the patrolling of Kabukicho could only be left to me, who has always been idle.I was also very helpless, but the vice-president, who has a lot of things to do every day, must be sympathetic, so I had no choice but to accept the job.But correspondingly, I will also get a delicious meal of wasabi sushi, so I will be generous and have no complaints!

And while I was on patrol, I saw that man.

He knelt down on the ground with a broken face and flipped through the books of the historical fan literature "[Golden Soul] Calm, Find the Time Machine", then tugged at his silver curly hair with a tangled face, and kept chanting : "Why is this, why is this, why is this!"

I looked at that man so strangely, no... It's more like "familiar" than "strange".The clothes are completely imitated by Jin Shilai.For some reason, I suddenly became interested in the man who squatted on the ground and kept comparing himself with his hair.Crouching down, she reached out and poked his arm.

The man turned around suddenly, and I could clearly see his slightly dirty cheeks and some minor abrasions on his body.Looking at me with bright red eyes, it seemed that there were many emotions that I didn't understand at that moment.The moment I squatted down, the man suddenly stretched out his arms and hugged me.

My head was pressed directly against his chest, and what greeted me was unexpectedly hot and warm.

The stalemate hands slowly patted him on the back, then reached out to push him away, smoothed his chest to let him breathe, and asked the man in front of him helplessly: "Huh? What's the trouble?" Do you need any help? Hey, by the way, I haven’t seen you in Kabukicho, what’s the matter, are you lost?”

As soon as I finished speaking, the man's expression froze immediately.Pointing to his nose with a slowly trembling hand, he stared at me in disbelief.After a pause for a while, he clasped his hands directly on my shoulders again: "Don't be kidding, okay, I'm Sakata Gintoki! Don't you know who I am? Is the whole world covered in gold?"

Sakata Gintoki?

"Is your name? Sakata Gintoki?" I had no idea what the man in front of me was talking about. The only thing I could hear clearly was the words "Sakata Gintoki".He stretched out his hand and pulled away the painful hand that clasped my shoulder, "Your name is similar to my boyfriend's name. My boyfriend's name is Sakata Kintoki."

The man's eyes widened and he didn't make a sound, entering a long silence.The hand pulled away by me hangs powerlessly on the ground, Yinshi lowered his head and stopped talking.Even when I stood up again and was about to turn around and leave, he didn't respond, as if he had lost his mind halfway, and knelt quietly there.I want to walk, but I can't take the steps no matter what. The man behind me is like a magnet, and it is extremely difficult for me to leave him a certain distance.

And the look in his eyes seemed to have really encountered some difficulty.

I squatted in front of him again, and stretched out my hand in front of him.At this time, he raised his head in vain, stretched out his hand and didn't put it on my palm, but stood up slowly while holding on to the telegraph pole.I rubbed my hair in boredom, and finally looked up at me unwillingly: "Baicai, do you really not remember who I am?"

Chinese cabbage?

The corner of my mouth twitched unconsciously, and I chuckled lightly.Although he didn't understand the situation, he vaguely felt that the man in front of him was extraordinarily interesting.He complained and said: "Why do you even call me that? Jin Shi originally called me this title! But he hasn't called me that for a long time... Maybe you are really my acquaintance. I It's Qinghe...well, Qinghe Bacai."

I pointed to a small path, turned my head and said to the man named Sakata Gintoki behind me, "Come on, come with me to the Shinsengumi first, and make a record. Then I'll see if I can find where your home is." where."

The man named Sakata Gintoki kept silent and followed behind me silently.It wasn't until we reached a small street that Gintoki suddenly stopped still.Standing quietly not far behind me, with his head bowed.

I also stopped and turned around to look at Yinshi standing behind me. For some reason, seeing his deep expression made me feel uncomfortable for a while.Walking to him and holding his shoulder to ask about something, but at this moment he suddenly said: "I've had enough."

"Eh?"

Before I understood what he meant by that sentence, he had already clasped my shoulders and pushed me against the wall.Because the head was lowered, silver-white bangs blocked Yinshi's crimson eyes, so that I couldn't see his expression clearly, but I could still feel his dissatisfaction and resentment.

I wanted to break free from him, but was pressed firmly against the wall by his hands.I heard his voice almost growl: "I've had enough, silver and gold! I've had enough."

In astonishment, Yinshi suddenly raised his head, his crimson eyes flashed with a strange and fierce color, he gradually approached me and kissed me directly on the mouth while I was constantly struggling.

The inexplicable feeling touched every nerve along with the familiar and unfamiliar taste in the mouth, and after a moment of twilight, all kinds of rationality came back.I struggled to push the man in front of me away, but he hugged me tightly, biting my lower lip with his teeth.Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, and when the tongue that was stuck into my mouth was biting the tip of his tongue, he let out a soft snort and relaxed.

I pushed him away directly, and raised my hand to wipe off the liquid left in the corner of his mouth, the sweetness of his blood still lingering in my mouth.After spitting, I looked straight at Gintoki who took a few steps back.He tapped the back of his hand with the tip of his tongue, and frowned when he saw a small amount of blood on the back of his hand.

When he raised his head and looked at me again, I walked up to him uncontrollably, and slammed my raised hand on his face with a crisp "pa——".Under his surprised expression, I glared at him, turned around and strode away.

Hitting that man's face with his hand must have hurt his face.However, I also hurt, and my palms were numb with pain.

After walking not far, he stopped slowly, and a feeling of uneasiness spread in his heart.I turned my head cautiously, and when I saw Yinshi was still standing there, standing quite far away from me with her hands down, looking at me from a distance.

My hands were numb and slowly clenched, and I turned and left again.

"Sakata Gintoki."