[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

haven't seen you for a long time!I am the plain-looking Yamazaki Tei, a member of the Shinsengumi inspection team. This is the third "Qinghe Observation Diary" I wrote.And still forced to write in involuntary circumstances.

Although the author has always said that it was "an extra story" specially prepared for Yamazaki Tei to make him feel more alive", but in fact, there is no need to question the reason. The lower limit, after Calvin was confused about how to write in daily life, so I made up the content obtained by word count.

In fact, the author originally planned to put the "H" he wrote, but he hesitated for a long time, and finally gave up.

It is said that if the H plot is put in the article, a small yellow card will be issued. A small yellow card means that the chapter will be locked, and if the chapter is locked, it means that everyone cannot read it.Therefore, the author decided to wait for two days (?) to wait for the New Year's Day holiday and other time to post, so that everyone has enough time to read the article, at least more people can read it.The author is great, hehe (Mahler Gobi) ==,

Without further ado, let's start with Qinghe's one-day observation diary.

Qinghe Bacai, female, 21 years old, 165cm tall.

In order to reduce the troubles and bad reputation of the Shinsengumi during the civil turmoil of the Shinsengumi, they automatically left the Shinsengumi.After the general learned about it, he felt very sorry for losing a talent like Qinghe, so he secretly promoted her and hoped that she would return.After the "Shimizuya" run by Qinghe was violated by drugs, Qinghe returned to the Shinsengumi.

It has been nearly half a year since such a return, and Qinghe is now used to the life of the Shinsengumi.

At 07:30 in the morning, Qinghe woke up for the first time. After sending his dirty clothes to the laundry room, he strolled to the cafeteria and had breakfast... No, wait, I forgot to mention, Qinghe's Breakfast is mustard toast with mustard milk, as brutal as ever.

Afterwards, Qinghe went back to his house and changed into his kendo uniform, carrying a bamboo and wooden sword, and went to the Shinsengumi's kendo hall to teach Hijikata's surname Sasaki Tetsunosuke kendo.

It is said that at first Hijikata asked Okita to teach Sasaki Tetsunosuke kendo, but Okita used "wasabi" as a bargaining chip to ask Qinghe to teach, and when Qinghe heard the word "wasabi", his eyes lit up and he continued without saying a word. the drudgery.

Qinghe’s dedication to kendo can’t be compared with Hijikata and Okita’s. Originally, he just planned to perfunctory and leave with wasabi, but in a series of teaching process, Qinghe was taken seriously by Teknosuke and worked hard (not afraid of death) His spirit was deeply moved (collapsed), and he decided to teach seriously (try hard to kill him).

The happy (j□j) game between Zhou Yu and Huang Gai begins here.

At the beginning of the professor, Qinghe took the bamboo and wood with one hand without saying a word, and started to fight directly. A few minutes later, under a dull sound, Sasaki Tetsunosuke fell to the ground heroically, and the culprit Qinghe lazily leaned against the wall. Sitting down against the wall, he took out the mobile phone from his pocket and pressed it while he said to Teknosuke: "I said you, what are you doing? Didn't you say that you are stronger than Hijikata? Even me You can't beat it with just one hand, not to mention that you are better than Hijikata, you can't even compare to Yamazaki's red bean buns with the vicious 'observation diary' written on the outside."

The recording pen in my hand stopped suddenly. I poked the notebook and the pen into my pocket, put both hands on the door frame of the kendo gym, carefully and slowly raised my head and looked inside.I saw Sasaki Tetsunosuke staring towards this side with his dreamy big eyes.Then, this is the third time I wrote Qinghe's observation diary, and it was the third time I was discovered by her.

"Okay, don't be outside." Qinghe stood up, walked to the door frame, stretched out his hand and pulled me closer to the Kendo hall, and closed the sliding door of the Kendo hall with one hand, and murmured in a complaining tone after taking a look at me : "It's so cold outside and you're still outside. The door is left open to let you get out quickly. You don't know if you don't tell me, right?"

Sasaki Tetsunosuke, who was still resting on the ground, stared at me and Qinghe with big innocent eyes, but at this moment she turned her head with a bad expression and yelled: "When do you plan to lie on the ground until you get hit and fall to the ground?" Don’t you want to get up? Believe it or not, I’ll go up and step on you. Get up and fight, don’t expect me to let you watch you wield your sword during my teaching, that kind of practice was secretly in the Kendo gym It's for practice."

Sasaki Tetsunosuke is worthy of being the embodiment of persistence, he resisted the severe pain in his body and climbed up.

I saw an imperceptible warm smile on Qinghe's face, but that meaning smile turned into a terrible evil smile in a second, and I seemed to vaguely see the "future" of Tetsunosuke, but I was still powerless , Facing the "enemy" Qinghe who is like an old demon in Montenegro, I can only silently sympathize with and bless classmate Tie Zhizhu.

Stick to Teknosuke, the party and the people believe in you!

Wait, where did the above sentence come from?

At noon, it's time for Shinsengumi's lunch.Qinghe turned his head to look at Teknosuke who was lying on the ground panting, and asked him to put down his bamboo and wooden sword to rest and go to eat later, then he dragged me to the cafeteria by himself.

There are a lot of people in the cafeteria, but once Qinghe appears, the queued crowd will always move away automatically.Qinghe waved his hands with a smile and said, "You are too polite", then stood at the front of the line cheekily and took the lead in cooking.

Once, when Qinghe had just arrived, some members of the Shinsengumi saw that Qinghe was a woman and deliberately bullied him.Qing He, who had gotten up late and ate breakfast and lunch together, was hungry. Finally, he got in the queue, and the three Shinsengumi members next to him came up and joined the queue.Qinghe ordered them to leave immediately with a gentle tone, while the three turned around and provoked nonchalantly.

Qinghe didn't make a sound, just stood there peacefully and let them jump in line.After a while, more and more people jumped in line not following the rules.Qinghe calmly withdrew from the team, then silently walked to the front of the team, took out a tube of mustard from his clothes, and squeezed mustard into the cauldron with a calm expression.

The whole cafeteria fell into silence.

Surprised by everyone, they immediately rushed up and rolled up their sleeves to prepare for a fight with Qinghe. Qinghe picked up the wakizashi and did not draw the sword but carried the scabbard. In a flash, all the members of the Shinsengumi present who wanted to fight with Qinghe were all killed .

For lunch that day, Qinghe was full, while the other members of the Shinsengumi who came late were all hungry.For this reason, Hijikata, who went late because of official business, was furious, stared at Qinghe for half an hour with a pale face, and finally only punished the three Shinsengumi members who jumped in line.

Since then, no one has dared to stand in front of Qinghe and cook.

Qinghe named his "feat" as: "If you do it again and again, don't do it again, if you do it again and again, fuck off!"

As for Qinghe's meal at noon today... wasabi curry rice.

Just eat it like this, won't she get food poisoning?

In the afternoon, Qinghe became much more leisurely, idly reading novels, watching TV series and so on.Several calls were made and short messages continued.Later, Qinghe was furious and broke the phone, but Xiao Nuo was too strong to break it for a long time, Qinghe gave up and had to pull the battery, and then threw Xiao Nuo into the garbage bag.

For this reason, our investigators still do not know who the person who has been harassing Qinghe is.

Of course, the reason why Qinghe is so irritable and idle is not ruled out because I have been watching her outside the door.Not long after, Qinghe finally couldn't take it anymore, waved at me and said with a smile, "Yo, Yamazaki, it's cold outside, come in quickly. Let's talk about life together, what do you think?"

I shook my head and didn't go in. I don't know if I can come out alive after I go in.

Qinghe rolled his eyes at me, then continued watching TV.

When the evening was approaching, when the sun was setting, Qing He, who was still depressed just now, glanced at his watch and immediately regained his energy.Changed into a beautiful aqua blue short kimono (similar to the short kimono of the popular star Teramondori), and left Shinsengumi with a white Wakizashi.At this time, I did not continue to follow out, this time the "Qinghe Observation Diary" will end here - because I know that the person he is looking for is Dana from Wanshiwu.

In the previous incidents of Sasaki Tetsunosuke and the "Tour Team", Dana of Master House also appeared.According to the deputy director of Hijikata, he clearly heard Dana from Wanshiwu refer to Miss Qinghe as "my woman", and Miss Qinghe did not deny it.Afterwards, Dana, who was the number one felon of the anti-barbarian activists in the past, was released from prison without punishment at the request of Miss Qinghe.Therefore, the relationship between Dana of Wanshiwu and Miss Qinghe of Shinsengumi is absolutely certain.

Ms. Qinghe went on a date with her boyfriend. If I was a bright light bulb, it would be against my professional ethics, so I could only watch Qinghe leave happily, while I could only wave a handkerchief behind his back with tears in my eyes. Finally liberated.

Oh, by the way.Speaking of Dana from Wanshiwu, Qinghe's boyfriend.I don't think I need to introduce it, everyone who reads this article should know it well.He is the hero of the original work - Sakata Kintoki.

Eh?What did you say?You ask me why it is "golden hour" instead of "silver hour"?Silver hour, who is silver hour?Eh?What's with your surprised expression?Did Mr. Jin Shi change his name...why didn't I know?Silver hour?Sakata Gintoki?How is it possible~ Maybe you remember wrongly, the plaque of "Master House Golden Mulberry" is very famous in Kabukicho.

You must be remembering wrong, it must be like this.