[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

Speeding on the uneven bridge at a high speed, under a bump, the glass of the already dilapidated Shinsengumi Queen's Police Car was even more shattered, and glass shards splashed up.

He cursed "FUCK" from the bottom of his heart, sat on Yinshi's lap, watched him concentrate on driving, reached out to pick up the shards of glass that splashed on Yinshi's body and threw them on the ground, turned his head and looked out the window and followed other A lot of Shinsengumi police cars followed, and I looked at the quiet Kagura-chan in the passenger seat, and Shin-Hachi who kept enlightening Hijikata.The tone became a little annoying: "Hey, let me tell you, how did you guys provoke those guys from the Zhensengumi? After chasing dozens of streets, what are you planning to do!"

The one who answered me was Shin Hachi, the good-tempered guy didn't care about the bad tone I just couldn't bear to listen to, and explained to me in a sad tone: "The people from the Shinsengumi drove to our It was said that Mr. Yamazaki was covered in blood at the gate of the Shinsengumi settlement. He was not breathing when he was found, and then he hoped that Mr. Hijikata could return to the team. When they were pulling, they drew their swords and prepared to kill gone."

To be honest, after I heard "Yamazaki was covered in blood and fell at the door of the Shinsengumi settlement", my brain was in a blank emptying mode, and nothing else that Shinpachi said entered my head at all go.Then when the reaction came back slowly, I turned my head and looked at Toshiro Hijikata who was still looking like a waste as if I had been electrocuted.

A feeling of helplessness flooded in, gradually becoming extremely powerless.If I had changed it before, I would have rushed up and strangled him by the collar to beat and scold him, right?No... I never had the chance to do that before.

"Yinshi, put me down." This was the second time I said something similar, but this time I became much quieter than before.Yinshi didn't speak, just glanced at me quietly, I couldn't guess what he was thinking from his dead fish eyes, but at this moment, Yinshi reached out and opened the side door on his side.

The door was blown open by the wind, and I leaned back.However, Xin Baji suddenly jumped forward and reached out to grab my collar, and with the other hand, he grabbed the door and closed the door. His clothes were unbelievable and he shouted in an unbelievable tone: "Ayin, what are you doing? ! Why didn’t you stop Miss Qinghe?! Miss Qinghe, don’t mess around.”

"No, how could I mess around." I reached out and pressed the handle of the car door to open the door again, turned my head and scratched Shinbachi with a smile: "Everything I do is carefully thought out, I am not that This kind of idiot who does things without going through the brain." As soon as the words fell, I leaned back and landed on the ground with my arms and elbows. Facing the deceleration of the car, I supported the ground with both hands and made a circle, then knelt on the ground half-volted, and landed on the ground. He slowly raised his toes, and his right hand had already moved to the handle of the knife.

Facing Xinbaji, he hurriedly poked his head out and called my name loudly, then turned his head to look at Gintoki in confusion.Yinshi was driving the car, making a screeching sound of brakes on the ground, and said in a steady tone: "That guy Cabbage can't be stopped. It's impossible for the group of guys from the Shinsengumi to be able to irritate that guy like this." That's pretty amazing... that Yamazaki looks quite inconspicuous."

"No, that's not the point!" Shinpachi stretched out his hand and opened the car door and was about to jump down. At this time, a large number of other Shinsengumi who were chasing after him also slowly approached, and the cars stopped one by one.

I pulled out the black wakizasa from my waist, and watched the group of guys in front even lift out the bazooka, and some even clenched their tachis and got out of the car and rushed towards us.First, there were a few shells, accompanied by billowing smoke and dust, and the shells almost brushed my ears and fell to the ground. Then there was a burst of heat waves and bursts of smoke.My heart is like silent water, without any ups and downs.

They rushed forward one by one, and the blade cut a series of lines in the darkness of the night sky, and blood spattered immediately.In the gray smoke, it seemed that he couldn't find the hostility that Ying Dao saw in front of him, he could only hear the rapid panting and the touch left on the flesh after the blood splattered.

Gintoki's voice came from the dilapidated Shinsengumi police car: "Ah, hello? Can you hear me? Tax thieves! It doesn't matter if it's Ito pie or mayonnaise pie. Notice to the tax thieves—leave the location immediately and catch up with Isao Kondo to take the train, if you delay, your boss will lose his head!"

The smoke and dust gradually settled down, and the scene ahead was unobstructed.The bazooka carried by the last member of the Shinsengumi fell to the ground with a heavy sound.He kept stepping back, but accidentally fell to the ground.Blood was splattered on his face, the man's eyes were filled with panic, and his pupils in panic reflected my approaching figure with my head lowered. He said in an unbelievable voice: "You, who are you!"

"Don't know who I am? Then I'll tell you mercifully!" After shaking for a couple of times, his drooping head suddenly lifted up, licking the blood spattered at the corner of his mouth: "I'm Shinsengumi Qinghe of the monitoring team is also the 'poison concubine' of the people who fight against barbarians—Qinghe Bacai!"

As soon as Gangyin fell, the raised blade directly pierced the man's mouth to the deepest point, and in the unbelievably widened pupils, the color of survival was lost in a second.

I reached out to take off the Shinsengumi jackets on them and put them on my shoulders, reached out to lift the two rocket launchers on the ground, and slowly walked back to the dilapidated Shinsengumi police car against the thick smoke.

"Miss Qinghe..." With a shocked expression on his face, Xinbaji pressed "It's amazing" from his throat, but before he could finish speaking, he stopped.Because, I fell down.

Well, fell down.Yinshi's clothes are a little too big for me, and the whole clothes are tilted to the left. I stepped on my clothes, and I don't know how to do such a difficult movement with my left foot catching my right foot. In short, I was lying on the ground very tragically.The Zhenxuan team uniform and the two cannon barrels that had just been draped over the shoulders were thrown more than one meter away in an instant.Then I slowly got up with both hands on the ground, sat on the ground and watched the skin on my palm scratched a little, the corners of my mouth pulled and I looked up at Gintoki, Shinbaji, Hijikata and Kagura.As for them, Doudou all looked at me helplessly.

Enough is enough, I don't want to stay in the Gintama world anymore, please let me go back to my Gundam SEEED world!Otherwise, please give me a crack in the ground and let me get in.At least in the world of Gundam, I can still play handsome, but nine times when I play handsome poetry here, there will be embarrassing jokes.

"Hey, Cabbage! What are you doing there? Don't waste time, hurry up. We didn't see anything just now, we didn't see anything... um, um... what... um..." Yinshi's shoulders were shaking , Shaking too much, shaking heartlessly, shaking makes me very chill.

"That's enough, you can laugh if you want to."

"Wa hahaha--!"

Everyone in the car laughed.

I don't know them.

***

In the dark alley, we had already changed our clothes, and only Toshiro Hijikata timidly put on his own clothes: "Let's, let's go back! In this case..."

"How is it possible? I haven't completed the commission you entrusted to us." Yinshi adjusted his collar, while I fiddled with my clothes even more happily. The clothes belonging to high-level members with white scarves kept I'm pretty annoyed that they all wear member uniforms and take the second place.

Tufang took two steps forward and said anxiously: "Then if this is the case, wouldn't it be good to cancel the entrustment?"

"How is it possible? Well, to be honest. In fact, this is also very good. If the Shinsengumi disappears, you will disappear along with it." Gintoki stretched out his hands and buttoned his ears, and said nonchalantly: "Hey, I'll take you there The cemetery is ready."

"Are you kidding me?" Taking half a step forward, Tufang's expression became unbelievably astonished and terrified: "I, I don't want to go!"

The half-step forward and the useless expression, the current otaku Dokata is a waste.Yinshi suddenly took three steps forward and reached out to grab Hijikata's collar. I panicked and took two steps forward to stop Yinshi. Of course, Xinbaji and I had the same reaction.The current Hijikata is basically the same as the original Oni's deputy chief, Hijikata Shirōro.Even if the real Hijikata spoke to Niu Danqin, he would not hear it. If the real Hijikata could hear it, the current Shinsengumi has become like this, and he will come back even if he dies!

"I'm not talking to you!" Yinshi's expression became extraordinarily serious at this time, and the dead fish eyes became extraordinarily energetic and full of murderous intent: "Hey, did you hear that! Make yourself a turtle, Just pass the troublesome things on to others, bastard! That Yamazaki, and that silly girl from Cabernet! Are you the one who needs to entrust others! Are you the one who exhausted himself by entrusting the Shinsengumi to others? ? If you die, guard by the most important thing! Swing a knife and fight to the death!"

Raising his hand to cover the bloodshot wound on his chest, Gintoki, who was wearing the Zhensen team uniform, strangled Hijikata's collar and yelled angrily like he was going crazy.Usually, he looks like he doesn't care about the guys from the Shinsengumi, but in fact, to be honest, he also agrees with Hijikata's style and existence.

"pain……"

The deep voice did not belong to that otaku family, Dokata.

"I said, it hurts so much, did you hear me!" He raised his arm and directly pressed Yinshi's head into the wall.

I stared at Hijikata Toshiro with wide eyes in disbelief, breathing deeply and seemingly tiredly, and slowly raised my head. Amidst Shinbaji's astonished shouts, Hijikata Toshiro slowly raised his head , the eyes once again became very familiar: "Hey, this is...the Oni's deputy head of the Shinsengumi——Toshiro Hijikata!"

He raised his hand and put on Shinsengumi's coat, regained his majestic appearance, looked directly at Gintoki, who was half leaning against the wall and covering his head, looking helplessly at Hijikata: "Hey, get up! Don't waste time!"

"Yin-san, the main force from the Shinsengumi is here, Aru!" Kagura, who had changed into the uniforms of the Shinsengumi members, ran out of the alley, and said with a serious look: "Follow the instructions."

"Hey, Cabbage. Lead the way." Yin Shi stood up while leaning on the wall, and five people passed each other.