[Gintama] Calm down, find a time machine

"Mr. Sakata, that... is lying there motionless, can't it be dead?"

"Huh? Dead? It's still far away! This guy has been inactive for too long, and An Sheng's life has passed too long. It's also in my expectation that I can't bear a little injury. At most, I will be in a coma for a day or two. That's all. She belongs to the orangutan iron king who can get out of bed as soon as she wakes up."

"Sakata-san, is that really the case, Aru? Do you mean that Cabbage-san is like Majin Buu in "Dragon Ball", Aru?"

"Kagura, don't make any more trouble! Even if you want to add 'shi', it's still 'Qingheshi', what is 'Bacaishi'? Are you so difficult that you want to create a new surname yourself? There is also Majin What is Buu? Is that the guy who really misses earthworms in terms of looks and survivability? Is it really good to compare Miss Qinghe to that kind of thing?"

Before I opened my eyes, what I heard was such a chorus of words full of slots, why did God treat me so cruelly.After finally surviving the pincer attack of Kawagami and Ito, when I woke up, I met the three scourges of Manshiya, plus a Hijikata Toshiro.Wait... Toshiro Hijikata, is it the way I woke up?

"Ah, Cabbage-shi, you're awake Alu." Lying on the window with two legs circling, Kagura's little head was leaning on the bed, so I naturally ignored things like "Cabbage-shi" and looked at her The cute look made me pinch her fair little face, but when I raised my hand, the pain on her side was terribly painful.

Slowly turning my head and looking around, I gradually realized that I am in the hospital now.Trying to get up with difficulty, I gasped for the pain in my side and chest, and was helped by Yinshi to support my back and set up the pillow for me to slowly lean on the pillow, just now because of the slight pain from the wound His breathing was a little short, and now he calmed down slowly.

Yinshi pulled out the steel pipe chair next to my bed and sat down, staring at me with dead fish eyes: "The wound on the right flank is not fatal, it's just bleeding. The wound on the chest is about three centimeters away. It stabbed in the heart, I don’t know if the other party did it on purpose or your life is too good, but the hemorrhage didn’t reach the level of immediate death.”

"If my life is good, can I lie here!" I snorted in disbelief, I looked up at Hijikata who was hiding behind Shinpachi and said, "Hey, that guy, did he drink the melamine milk powder from China again? What? How did you become like this? Did you ejaculate prematurely last night?"

"Your boss's sanity has been swallowed by the demon knife, and he may never come back for the rest of his life."

When Gintoki spoke in such a tone, I was stunned.Staring round his eyes, he raised his head and looked at the current earthwork.

Indeed, compared with the majestic and majestic Toshiro Hijikata who talked about "going to cut seppuku" or "kill you" in the past, there is a world of difference.With a tone of helplessness and boredom, he sighed: "If this kind of thing happens under such circumstances, it will really cause us trouble, idiot!"

Gintoki stood up and stretched out his hand to pull the quilt for me: "But that guy still entrusted us with a task, 'Protect the Shinsengumi'. It's almost his last words, right?"

"Then the earth party told you about me, right?"

"um, yes."

Xin Baji dragged the seven-foot man, Tu Fang, from behind and pushed forward, Tu Fang staggered and almost fell on the bed.Shinpachi shook his head helplessly, but the interface continued to talk about Gintoki: "That guy told us about the Shinsengumi and told us that you are in danger. That big guy named Ito is going to use you" Foxtail You'll take down the gorilla as a patriot, and use your identity pad to wipe your own ass. I just didn't expect that you are not a piece of soft toilet paper, but a piece of sandpaper."

I had a gloomy face: "Hey! Whether it's the 'earthworm' Majin Buu just now or the current 'toilet paper' or 'sandpaper', it's too much! Sakata Gintoki, I advise you to give me as soon as possible. Be careful, I will beat you up."

Completely ignoring what I just said, Gintoki put on a serious look and told me about this very serious matter: "However, cabbage... if it is said that it was "Ito" I really can't believe that the tax thief made you into such a mess. You didn't hit a tree by yourself, did you?"

"How is that possible!" He patted the bedside table next to the hospital bed, and then covered the wound and screamed "Aww", and calmed down after being bestowed with the title of "idiot" by Yinshi calmly: "It's Takasugi's subordinate! Ghost soldier The members of the team will kill Wanqi on the river."

"Gakasugi?" After being stunned, he immediately punched in: "Ah, that guy is the one who always causes trouble."

Vaguely, I suddenly thought of a very serious question: "How long have I been in a coma?"

"It's been almost two days... what's wrong?"

As the pupils slowly dilated, I quickly lifted the quilt and turned sideways to get out of bed, but Yinshi put one hand on my shoulder: "You give me a rest here."

"Hey, hey, do you know how urgent the situation is now. Kondo and those people are going to Wuzhou to recruit soldiers today, and this must be the only chance for Ito to kill Kondo!" Although I said in a hurry He said this, but Yin Shi still looked indifferent, and continued to repeat the sentence just now: "You give me a rest here, just leave this matter to us first."

After a long silence, I looked up at the submissive "strange man" whose soul was devoured by the original "Toshiro Hijikata"; Gintoki Sakata was still pressing my shoulder to calm me down.

My eyes rolled around, I nodded and shrank back to the bed and lay down, pulling the quilt up with both hands: "That's right, I can rest assured if I have you, then I'll leave it to you."

The four of them... Wrong, three of them.A certain Hijikata clan was completely out of shape admiring the figurine of a beautiful girl with yellow hair in his hands.The other three chattered for a while, and then Kagura walked up to me and patted my forehead: "Then Bai Caishi, let's go, you must rest here!"

"Yes, Kagura." In other words, what is this all about!

After I watched them with a smile, they left the ward.Hearing the sound of footsteps fading away, I sat up clutching the wound, the throbbing pain of the wound, and the bandage wrapped around it so closely that I felt a faint feeling of being out of breath.

But I don't care about the wounds anymore. During the time I spent with the members of the Shinsengumi, everyone has treated me very well.No matter when it is, it is clearly a group of men, and those who endure scolding and beating still have to endure my laziness and a group of countless bad tempers.Whether it is Kondo or Hijikata in the Shinsengumi, they have taken good care of me, and I absolutely don't believe that Okita will betray Kondo, his goal is only Hijikata.That reckless guy Yamazaki will definitely stick to Hijikata and Kondo's side, sticking to his general, and maybe he will be in danger now.

There are also bald Wu Ke and the like.

After getting out of bed, I reached out to pick up the two knives leaning against the bedside table, and I pulled up the Zhenxuan team uniform jacket on the chair on the other side of the bed, which was already stained with a lot of blood.He put it on his body casually, pinned the two knives around his waist, stood up straight with the help of the wall and walked out of the ward.

Of course I don't know if dragging such a body to look for Kondo and the others is a pain in the ass to die. I only know that it is absolutely impossible if I ignore it.The intertwined relationship has become an inseparable bond, and the intricate threads have bound us tightly together in our daily life.Even though the earth side already knew my identity, and even though I would be their enemy one day, I still couldn't make a move to ignore them at this moment.

Leaving the hospital, I found that it was already night, and the street was already dimly lit. After walking for a while, it was the busiest place in Kabukicho.However, the forward steps stopped, and the man standing in front of me looked at me helplessly, with silver curly hair and those dead fish eyes.

"I know, staying peacefully in the hospital and resting, neither you nor I will accept it." Gintoki walked towards me, pulled off the Shinsengumi uniform I was wearing, and took off his own. The white coat draped over me, "I asked Kagura and Shinpachi to take that Doji to find their orangutan boss. So now, let's go together."

He still didn't move, and his heart was in a mess like a mess.It seemed that he had made some unimaginable and earth-shattering determination in his heart, but he was beaten up by himself in the second, and he looked down at the toe of his leather shoes: "Then I'll leave it to you, Mrs. Sakata."

"Okay, Cabbage."

"It's not cabbage, it's Qinghe!"

Gintoki and I seemed to be completely unaware that a very dangerous battle was coming, we still sang and quarreled happily.However, at this moment, there was a cry not far away, following the sound, a horrific Shinsengumi Queen's police car sped up, Kagura, Shinbaji and Hijikata screamed "Yi Yi Ya Ya" called.

"Hey! What is this?" Before I could react, a large number of Shinsengumi members chasing them suddenly appeared.I yelled "Wow", and Yinshi grabbed my wrist. Afterwards, I felt that I was too early just now, and more importantly, I regretted that I ran out desperately.

What kind of hero am I pretending to be? The wounds on my body haven’t healed yet, so I’m going to die!

Gintoki dragged me to run fast, then jumped up suddenly, and then landed heavily on the hood of the already horrible Shinsengumi police car, and jumped into the cockpit of the broken car along the cracked glass.Gintoki pushed Kagura aside into the passenger seat and drove the car by himself.I was awkwardly placed between two chairs, almost squeezed into a piece of paper.

"Miss Qinghe?" I hurriedly asked my new Baji, with a worried look on his face: "Is it okay for you to come out with injuries like this?"

"No, there must be something wrong." Not to mention the wound on the side, the wound on the chest is due to too much movement just now, and I have already tried the sticky feeling. I looked back and sat in the driver's seat with difficulty. On Gintoki, he said in a bad tone: "Okay, I regret it, Sakata Gintoki, put me down! The bond between me and the Shinsengumi was broken the moment I got on the car, let me go down!" , I want to go home and find my mother!"

"Ah? Bai Cai, how old are you and still act like a spoiled child? Don't worry if you have daddy here." Then, he stretched out his hand and wrapped it around my waist and pulled it to his lap, "Assassination of the gorilla Ju Chang? Then—— open circuit!"

"Mom, Dad, he abused me——!"