Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

When Yu Zaoqian first learned about "all the help the system has provided her in this world" from Deliya for the first time, the nine-tailed fox was silent for a moment, and then spoke with difficulty: "So his role, Is it actually a decoration?"

Although Yuzao didn't know much about the conventional performance of intelligent AI in the modern world, but only analyzed it from the perspective of "shikigami": the role of the system is too limited...

After hearing this comment, Deriya looked at the large piece of "QAQ" and "Woooooooooo" grievances and cries projected on the light screen by the African Union, and tried to justify the other party's name, and immediately opened her mouth to defend: "Actually, he is still very useful. - you think, at least the language plug-in he provided us is very useful!"

The system has a ripple of emotion in the data flow: he knew it!His host is just more cruel in front of the enemy!Usually in front of relatives and friends, they are well-behaved, sensible and caring!

African Union: Touched!grateful!grateful!hapiness!

The system can't wait to play the bgm of "Grateful for You" on the spot, so as to express its surging emotions.

But Yuzao raised his eyebrows, and didn't seem to believe the answer, "What else?"

Deriya choked on this questioning, raised her head and pondered the reason for a moment, and then sincerely continued to try to persuade the other party: "And he——is very distinctive! A system with such bad luck is absolutely rare! Very precious of!"

You must know that even in the man-machine mode in the game, the computer often has the upper hand.

Heh, Deliya's system is different, he is the main character of the little white flower in the TV series, he is the ssr in the system world, he is a unique and rare species, he is one in a million, he is different from other coquettish sluts The 'you, so different'.

He is true and false.

System, non, but precious intelligence ai.

Outong: "...Actually, there is no need to add this comment."

There is no need to QAQ!Doesn't he sound worse then? !

Before Tamamo: "..."

The fox demon who had seen all kinds of turbulent waves fell silent, and spoke after a long time: "That is indeed very distinctive."

OTU: "..." Thank you for the compliment, but I'm not happy about it. _(:з」∠)_

In fact, the amount of information provided by the system to Deliya is indeed limited.

The 'trigger' template setting made the system read and provide information far behind the progress of Deria's hunting.

In more detail, it is: Every time I become Deria, I almost throw people into the pot, and the African system has not given the enemy's settings and resumes to Deria ==

The world consciousness has condensed too many functions for the system to 'protect the host', so that his speed of processing information is even slower than Tony's smart housekeeper.

If the world is concretized as an rpg game of "braves breaking through levels", then the system plays the role of "the opening only provides the setting and background, and then throws the task of saving the world to the brave and finishes it on the spot" in this story. The initial npc character of the background board.

...And it's the kind of npc that doesn't even give players basic novice equipment.

They don't even give blood supplements!

Worse than the King of Hyrule(?)

Well, in fact, there is still a fundamental difference between the system and this kind of npc.After all, the non-communication gave Deria a hungry ghost debuff.

Is there any brave adventure game that will send thunder to the player at the beginning?

But this time—when Deriya and Peter stood with Tony and Potts at the banquet held by WE, the system panel was rarely useful.

When facing Abomination and Freeze before, Batman was also on the battlefield, and Deliya even helped the other party and Robin put up buffs, so they were naturally judged by the system to be "teammates list" 'member.

and so--

then--

Deriya looked at the teammate logo lit up on the system panel, then at Bruce Wayne who was talking with Tony, and sighed softly: "Wow".

Sure enough, behind every alliance stood a local tyrant.

... Anyway, the Batmobile looks like a very expensive one that ordinary people can't afford.

When Batman went to New York before, Deliya paid special attention to it: Ordinary luxury cars at most only have protective covers for the car body, but the Batmobile even has exclusive protective covers for the tires!

It seems that there is a sense of high aloofness of "see it, even the tires can't be stolen", which is simply awe-inspiring.

——Of course, Deliya didn't think that anyone would dare to steal the tires of the Batmobile.

Because she didn't want to disturb others, Deliya's eyes didn't always fall on Bruce, but her silence still caught the attention of Peter beside her.

"Dai?" Peter looked at Deliya with some doubts, and carefully poked her with his fingers, "What's wrong? Is there anything wrong?"

It's strange, the little cakes have been served for her, why hasn't she brought them up to eat?

Not interested in eating anymore?There is definitely something wrong with this!Totally abnormal!

As Peter said, he glanced around nervously, thinking in his heart: "There are no customers around here that seem to be edible." '

Based on the experience of getting along with Deliya for so long, Peter has roughly summed up such a rule: When Deliya falls into silence and contemplation, it must!immediately! now!Be wary of all pots around, and any spoons and shovels! — none of them will be innocent!

#When Deriya meditates on recipes, no ingredient or kitchen utensil around is innocent.

Solemnly declare: This is definitely not a victim-blaming theory!

This is a strong desire to survive!

Deriya shrugged and replied casually, "I just didn't expect there to be so many people."

The credibility of this reason is not very high, but at least Peter did not hear the description of "Dr. Octopus" from her this time—"Wow, this person looks delicious."

Peter heaved a sigh of relief thankfully and moved. He raised the cup in his hand to cover the corner of his mouth that suddenly relaxed, "Yeah, it's the Wayne Group after all..."

Gotham City's Wayne Corporation, New York City's Stark Industries - these two giants are the wealth codes favored by the financial and gossip news media, often competing for headlines.

Both Delia and Peter entered the venue as 'Stark Industries Interns'. ——After all, the banquet was quite normal. There were no strange big families entering the venue. Both children wanted to come. Tony finally agreed to them after checking the safety issues and the list of invitation letters three times.

And as for Tony Stark who brought them here...he went straight to Bruce Wayne as soon as he entered the arena.

The two local tyrants who are active in rumors and gossip had a friendly discussion.The smiles on the faces of the two people are like: the business expressions of two primary school students who took the test and tied for first place when they came to the stage to receive the award.

This is the pattern they most often display when they get along as 'Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne': two playboys showing off to each other.

The eyes of the people around them all fell on them, like it happened countless times before.

These are two men living under the spotlight and under the eyes of everyone.

Deriya also glanced at them, "Tony looks familiar to Mr. Wayne?"

Among the well-known gossip, Bruce Wayne is a good-looking and brainless playboy who only knows how to spend money to date women.

Delia thought, he was indeed perfectly disguised.

It's hard for anyone to think that his black eyes are due to frequent patrols rather than dating; his favorite extreme sports and various sports popular among the upper class can also provide perfect reasons for his calluses; The fat rate is also maintained at a level that is not noticeable.

——If Bruce Wayne develops the conspicuous and exaggerated muscles of Aquaman or Thor, no one will believe that he is a rookie dude who "often dies and challenges extreme sports and is frequently injured for this" ==.

He should only be able to engage in the character design of the 'King Kong Barbie' fitness freak.

Peter: "Mr. Stark and Mr. Wayne have known each other since childhood, um—should it be called Fa Xiao?"

A rule shown in many film and television works: children from rich families always know each other.

Tony and Bruce are certainly no exception.The names of the two of them have even been compared side by side by the media public since a long time ago.

Deriya nodded knowingly, "But I remember I saw the news of 'Bruce Wayne was injured' in the news a while ago. I thought he would be absent from this banquet?"

Some time ago, Bruce claimed that the injury was because he devoted himself to the research of the Dionysian factor in the clown's body-this is a secret that even the S.H.I.E.L.D.

Of course Peter didn't know much about it.

So the young man spread his hands and complained helplessly: "To be honest, Dai, with your enthusiastic and positive attitude, I almost thought you were going to contribute to a newspaper."

——Actually, with regard to the Dionysian factor in the clown, this metal can not only bring the healing ability of almost immortality to the host, but also has a 'paramecia' quality.It will only appear when the host is dying, and it will disappear quickly after the cure is over, without leaving any traces.

So even if Batman has collected the blood of the clown many times for testing, there has been no progress in the research of [Bacchanal factor].

Reread: 【Once】.

As for now, there is Delia.

In Deriya's hands, there are judges and Yan Mo buffs.

And since he fought against the clown, his name has been included in the 'enemy list' in Deriya's system panel.Deliya... From time to time, he will hang a few buffs on him to test the effect==.

Still that very classic problem: Schrödinger's clown.

The clown who is not dead, but the clown with the double buff attack of the judge and Yan Mo, who is continuously injured-not to mention the Dionysian factor, the clown's flashback is about to be forced out by Deliya.

Of course, this information is probably only known to Batman and the Joker himself.

Peter pushed the cake he brought for Deliya to her hand again, and whispered: "My God, I may have gotten used to it, but now I can't help it when I see you don't eat. Get nervous."

Nervously wondering if Deliya is eyeing some new ingredient TUT again.

Delia who just picked up the cake:? ?

The little onmyoji looked up at Peter in disbelief, and asked, "I'm even more suspicious now, what kind of image do I have in your hearts?"

Is it impossible to really be a pot that is ready to fire at any time?

It's not her fault that the novice protection period has been delayed!Her experience bar is obviously only one level away from the end of the protection period!

But recently, New York City and Gotham City have been peaceful, and the folk customs are more honest than Heianjing... Even if Deliya wants to upgrade, she can't catch criminals who come out to make trouble.

In response to this problem, OAU put forward a unique opinion: "I think this is because you, the host, used all the enemies as one-time enemies before, so they didn't want to come out after doing something once."

Take killer crocodile and scarecrow as examples. Since they were imprisoned, these disposable items (employees?) began to regard each prison as their warm harbor and their beloved home.

How could you still be willing to come out to make trouble? ==.

Delia: I regret it now, very much.If I had known this would happen, I should have pursued sustainable development.

These people have no persistence at all! !Waste can be reused!Yamata no Orochi was often beaten before!But Yamata no Orochi never said to give up!

Pooh!

Thinking of this, Deliya couldn't help but sighed again, poked the little cake in front of her, and complained miserably to the system: "I applied to Director Fury some time ago, and asked him if I could go to S.H.I.E.L.D. I will work in the prison of the bureau for a few days, helping them manage and collect the accumulated criminal points, and by the way, search for teaching and educational materials that I love to find. If he is willing to agree , I can stay for a week at most, and I can break through the level of the novice protection period."

But regrettably—or perhaps unsurprisingly—Furry declined on the spot.

That decisive tone was as if someone had placed a clipper on top of his head.

Fury: Heh, do you think I can't understand you?Is that a prison in your eyes?That's your kitchen!Is that a criminal in need of education in your eyes?That's an ingredient that needs to be cooked!

Members of S.H.I.E.L.D., represented by Fury, have indeed thought about the issue of 'how to cultivate a courageous belief that is not afraid of the enemy'.

...But the goal they wanted to achieve at that time, absolutely, absolutely!It's not the style of Deliya who treats enemies as restaurant coupons.

System: "...I think even if he agrees, the criminals will cry and complain about you in the name of 'abuse'."

"After all you—are too warm to them."

Very hot.

- Refers to the water boiled in the pot.

Facing the system's complaints, Deliya expressed that she couldn't understand it, and turned on the silent mode by the way.

During the period when Deria was complaining, Bruce walked over with Tony.

Baby Brussy from Gotham City wore a heart-breaking smile. He raised his glass to signal Pepper and Peter, and finally set his eyes on the girl, "This dress is very suitable for you, beautiful lady."

Deliya's attire today is still the work of Pepper and Natasha.

The little black dress did not suppress the unique vitality brought by the girl's age, but brought out the fierce beauty usually wrapped in furry clothes.

If it weren't for the fact that everyone present had heard of Tony and Pepper's defensive character, countless business cards would have flown over.

Although she didn't dare strike up a conversation, since entering the venue, Deliya has received almost unrepeated fancy compliments.

Bruce Wayne's sentence, compared with other compliments, is extremely casual, simple and even unintentional.

But still, it's different.

Deria: ...

Little Onmyoji has always compared Batman to the ghost king of Gotham City.

Now, by analogy again, tonight's situation is: her family's cool Shuten Doji suddenly revealed one day that he actually has a "weak, pitiful and helpless" vest identity behind his back, this vest is not only gentle Also teetotal.

Or, Odake Maru, who caused a bloody storm in the Heian era, actually has a character who loves "嘿嘤嘤", and his daily life is pitiful.

...Oh, this is simply more lightning than a lightning strike on the spot.

Ten red tongues couldn't strike such a shocking thunder, and three Ebisu couldn't save the broken heart on the spot. The five masters of Cambridge would be silent when they heard it, and the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. would cry when they heard it.

Deliya looked at Bruce who was smiling at her, and only had the illusion of seeing "Shutun sitting upright, holding a teacup and respectfully saluting himself to say hello".

Deria: ...

With difficulty, she raised the corner of her left mouth, drew a force analysis diagram with the help of the system, and raised the corner of her right mouth with difficulty.

"Thank you."

Deliya's expression was so subtle that Bruce couldn't help hesitating, 'Did she find something? '

Bruce said a few words as if nothing had happened, and shortly after he turned and left, Tim Drake, the young president of Wayne Group, also appeared in everyone's sight.

"..." Deliya looked at Tim, then at the system panel, and suddenly felt a trance-like illusion of a cassette replay.

#Are the Kamaitachi speed-up buffs and Yimulian's wind shields on the battlefield particularly useful?

#Easy to use?Get the vest instead!

While being surprised, Deliya couldn't help thinking about another question: So what Jason mentioned before - Batman has several Robins, is it because he has several sons?

Potts took care of the people who came to talk to her one by one, turned his head and looked at Deriya, and looked at the daze on the girl's face with some doubts, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing," Delia looked back, "I'm just thinking about age and child labor—"

Were the Robins of age when they started working?

Having said that, Delia's voice paused, and she looked at the really, absolutely, underage Spider-Man.

Under Peter's confused eyes, Deriya frowned, "It seems that your problem is quite serious."

Deriya became completely serious, and she couldn't even eat the small cake that Peter brought to her just now, "You often practice in SI, will it affect your studies?"

'Internship in Stark Industries', one of Peter's Spider-Man identity.

"Hmm," Tony, who was shaking champagne, just came back. When he heard this, he cooperated with Deliya, "It makes sense. Otherwise, after you complete the SI internship, I will give you a fixed reward. , How about subsidizing you a few more sets of textbooks and test papers?"

Stunned Peter: "...??" No?etc?Why did the topic come to me all of a sudden?And Mr. Stark, didn't you tell me before that 'prepare for college early, mit will be good'?Didn't you always feel at ease about my study before? !

Dai!Rui!Ya!

Bringing up learning at this kind of banquet is no less cruel than giving children a high-level math problem package on Christmas Eve.

Peter's mood now is more wanting to cry than when he saw his aunt into the kitchen with his own eyes.

Bruce and Tim are the protagonists of this banquet; the guests of Stark Industries are the important guests of this banquet, so after Bruce, Tim also came over to communicate with Tony for a while.

The moment Deria looked up, she just met Tim's smile.

The young president is brilliant.

He raised his wine glass and greeted Deliya, "Tonight's desserts are delicious, do you still like them?"

Deria, who was too shocked to eat even a piece of cake: "..."

Show a polite but subtle smile.

Bruce noticed Deria's strange expression, he turned around and took a few steps, just as the butler, Afu, also came to ask, "The appetite that lady showed tonight—"

Alfred paused for a moment, "It doesn't seem to be as exaggerated as you said before."

She didn't even finish a whole cake.

You must know that tonight's pastry chef is specially invited to fly here.Even those ladies who insisted on dieting couldn't help but take two extra yuan.

Mr. Butler, who has seen through the gossip from Dick and Tim early on: "Is it because it doesn't suit your taste? What kind of food did she like to eat before?"

Bruce: ...

Batman can find out the basic information of his opponents and comrades at the fastest speed.

But he really didn't know about Deliya's diet.After all, it was too complicated, as complicated as a steel-framed brain.

Bruce licked his lips, "...Maybe, omnivorous."

You can stare at the clown with a pot at the top, pickle the crocodile with a knife at the bottom, this kind of recipe—no matter how you think about it, it will be omnivorous.

There are many ways to judge a person's mood, such as: observing eyes, distinguishing expressions, and analyzing tone.

But when facing Deliya, it was different.

People usually choose: observe appetite.

Tony patted Deliya on the back, and asked excitedly: "How do you feel? This is the dessert chef I mentioned before. If you like it, I can sign the check immediately."

Pepper: ...

Forget it, just pretend you didn't hear it.normal operation.

Deriya picked up the berry on the cake and said lightly, "It's delicious."

Tony raised his eyebrows, his caramel-colored eyes felt like they were about to melt, "As long as you like it." He deliberately didn't mention Deliya's distraction tonight.

In fact, apart from being shocked, Deliya also felt that...

'Human beings have proved yet again that they are capable of greater things than we can imagine. '

[Sitting in a family of billions of dollars] + [from a big family] + [living in a city with an imperfect legal system].

This kind of character design, using the description often mentioned by the system, is the standard template of the male protagonist of Shuangwen.

You can fast-forward to the dark lord who covers the sky with one hand at any time.

How many people can resist the temptation of this easy pick.If the blessing of 'Ebisu' is thrown out now, a lot of people will also have the dream of getting rich.

But Batman, Bruce Wayne, didn't do that.

Was the Dark Knight born in the darkness and finally merged into the darkness again?

Or after knowing the darkness, stand in the darkness and watch the light?

As in To Kill a Mockingbird: "A lone mockingbird is singing its repertoire endlessly in the dark."

The repertoire about justice and light is endlessly chattering, which disgusts many greedy people.

Batman is a silent beacon, but his existence itself describes justice and light over and over again.

Deriya held the fork in her hand, 'Humanity is really a hopeful race. '

After the system received this sentence, it processed the characters in silence for a long time, and carefully wrote them into the memory.

He wondered if he should remind the host that she still excludes herself from 'humanity' to this day.

Until the end of the banquet, when Deliya bid farewell to Bruce and Tim, there was still a trompe l'oeil feeling of "obedient and obedient wine swallow, gentle and touching Da Yuemaru" in front of her eyes.

Shuten and Otakemaru even bid farewell to her softly.

"..." Deliya closed her eyes with a heavy heart.

#I can't go back, the memories of the past, after all, I can't go back!

Happy sent Peter and Pepper home one by one, and when Deliya and Tony returned to the building, Yuzao sat on the sofa in front of Tamamo, with her tail lying on the side, and looked up at her own girl who had returned late.

After seeing this scene, Hawkeye, who had just finished training, whistled, "It really feels like a parent and a child."

Delia had already introduced them to each other.

This kind of monster at the legendary level... Seriously, the coercion of bloody life and death is indeed there, but the most obvious thing is-

I still feel like a parent--.

And ever since Barton witnessed the scene of two foxes furling each other while 'walking' in the ventilation pipe, he could no longer look at them normally...

'How could such a good thing happen without our participation? '

'Although I have never raised foxes, I have raised sheep on my farm!Almost rounded! '

——Then Hawkeye tried to encourage Tony to take the lead on the issue of 'fluffing'.

As for why he didn't ask Deria himself?

Of course it's because of...a strong desire to survive.

And in the face of this kind of temptation full of traps, will Tony be fooled?

Ah!of course not!

It wasn't because of Barton's persuasion that he tried to make a request to Delia!It's because he wanted to touch it a long time ago!

On the second day of the banquet, Clint took Natasha and started a discussion based on this question again: "Who on earth can be so honored to be the first person in this world to touch Deliya's tail." '

Tony, who had witnessed Jason checking Deliya's tail a long time ago: "..."

Gritting his teeth, he pretended not to be angry.

Well, not really mad.Keep smiling.

The accident that broke this peace came an urgent communication from Batman.

From Batman, not Bruce Wayne.

... This message has not been connected yet, which means it is unknown.

Sure enough, the moment the radio wave was connected, the people present heard:

"Is the girl in the building?"

Batman's voice faltered, and he immediately said, "The Joker has escaped from prison."

...In such a short period of time, he escaped twice in succession, which is a frequency that the clown has never had before.

Even if the outside world often criticizes Arkham as a slip-through that 'allows lunatics to come in and out freely', it is just a rumor after all.

This fortress is far more terrifying and stronger than the outside world imagined.

And the style of the clown...the 'pranks' and 'little games to enhance the relationship' that were launched before were full of surprises - and plans.

Those seemingly absurd accidents were sweet little gifts he had planned for a long time.

...But this frequency is definitely not enough for him to complete the plans he has made in the past.

"Or maybe it's because," Natasha's fingers and voice tightened, and the Black Widow keenly guessed, "he knew some news that excited him."

such as--

Jason's feelings for Delia.

...God.