Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Dick Grayson, aka Nightwing, the original Robin, the big brother of the Batman.

There is only one sentence left in his mind now:

... Thibault lived up to his honed detective skills, and he was right.

Deria and Jason together can really turn the atmosphere into a big comedy tour set.

"..." How many people will wait alertly and sensitively for the girl to continue explaining the fox's recipe after hearing the girl say 'the little fox is so cute'? !

Even the attitude is still so determined and serious...

——The clown should really study and study this spirit seriously, so that he will be shocked to find that not only can he not beat Deria, but he can't even match Dereia in terms of talent and dedication as a comedian Ya.

Ye Yi was silent, Ye Yi had a headache, and Ye Yi was shocked:

Little wings? !After you heard the Chinese phrase 'so cute', why should you pick up the topic by the way, and then boast that the other party is 'super cute'? !

This should be a normal reaction, right? !

Dick tried his best to convey his heart to Jason with his eyes.

Of course Jason saw it, and Jason: "?"

What Jason said just now was completely sincere. He was really waiting for Deliya to learn about the fox's favorite recipes and the fox's favorite two or three ingredients after she finished complimenting the scarf.

After all, in Delia's style, she could really do it.

What's more, Jason is also serious about studying "Fox's Recipe".

The new encrypted file in Jason's safe house is written in encrypted text that only the Red Hood can understand, and it records the observation notes of "Fox Recipe" from Jason's perspective.

——Jason once complained at the end of this document that he was like a "strange observer standing [-] meters away to observe rare animals".

The content of this observation note is very rich, such as recording:

Fish √ (@crocodile, @octopus@lobster)

Insects × (@火蜜、@蛋蛋）

Purple Food × (雷协@紫人)

Snake√

Green food √ (@毒菲女)

Fox's recipe, in a nutshell, is:

#狐狐eat yet?

#狐狐What do you want to eat again?

What is the new ingredient of #狐狐?

——It has to be said that Jason counted very carefully, and carefully recorded almost all the victims from Dr. Octopus to Killer Crocodile...the ingredients.

But fortunately, Jason's statistical notes can only be understood by himself.

Otherwise, if other foxes see it, they will probably sue him for spreading rumors==.

At least the fox is suspected of eating crocodiles. This is a generalized observation note. Tamazama will be silent after reading it, the demon fox will stretch out its claws after seeing it, Inari God will throw rice seedlings after seeing it, and Guanhu will run away with a bamboo pipe overnight after reading it. .

In short, one sentence: we are not!we do not have!It is purely the behavior of Onmyoji!Please don't go up Fox All!

As for Deliya, who was 'eagerly looking forward to' by Jason, she also looked at Jason in a daze and in disbelief, "...so the image of me in your heart is an anthropomorphic pot?"

When do you think about ingredients and eating?Is she that exaggerated?She was seriously praising the gift from the oracle just now, and trying to make friends with him?

When Deriya asked back, the surprised person finally changed to Jason, and he raised his eyebrows, "You really don't want to talk about this topic—"

God, the progress is really too great.

Simply rewarding two buckets of ice cream.

There are even chocolate and strawberry flavors.

As for the image of Delia in his heart?

Ah.

What did she think?

Deliya: "..."

Well, actually, she wanted to popularize science on what foxes like to eat.But leaving her under the hungry ghost debuff aside, the food recipes that other foxes in her family love to eat are too rich and complicated.

Even if you ask them this question, the demon fox might answer jokingly with a smile: "I love to eat people~"

——So this popular science, really, is unnecessary.

Deliya lowered her head silently to wrap up the new scarf, carefully smoothed every inch of folds, then took Barbara's hand as if nothing had happened and returned to the sofa to sit down, "He's so weird, we don't discuss this topic. "

Jason: "...??"

Is it his fault that he guessed too accurately and understood?

Barbara and Dick cast a sympathetic and gloating look at Jason almost at the same time.

As a result, being interrupted by Jason, Deliya was able to avoid discussing the topic of 'food' throughout the subsequent chat.

——After all, this topic is too exclusive, and Delia can deliver an uninterrupted speech of tens of thousands of words by herself.

Talking about this topic when we meet for the first time, this is not making friends, this is brainwashing and pyramid schemes ==.

And after skipping this topic, there are many topics that can be discussed between the two girls.

——When Deriya wanted to be friends with someone, it was difficult for anyone to refuse her.

You must know that even the topics thrown by Sherlock, famous and difficult to deal with, Sherlock Holmes, Deriya can catch all the topics without falling, and even throw them back easily.

With a strong reserve of knowledge, coupled with the experience brought about by the tempering of history, Deliya can have a certain understanding of most topics.

After all, they are young onmyoji raised by shikigami in turn—even if you don’t consider those gods whose lifespans are obsessed, just Ootengu and Tamazamae have witnessed too long a history.

And those long years that they have personally witnessed and experienced have finally turned into bedtime stories, which fell on the little onmyoji's pillow.

As for the modern limited topic of this world—Since Delia first came to this world, Otong has been helping her make up lessons.

Seeing the two girls sitting side by side on the sofa chatting happily, Dick's expression relaxed, and even his mood slowly relaxed.

——It's hard to imagine that such a day will come.

Fortunately, such a day finally came.

Dick turned to look at Jason, couldn't hold back his laughter, poked him with his elbow, and joked in a low voice, "Little Wing, you're like an old father sending your child to kindergarten for the first time now."

Jason twitched the corner of his mouth, "Oh."

Jessica, who was under the control of the purple man, was not the only one that Deliya helped.And this regret after the gunshots rang out.

There was even - a long time ago, she forcefully broke up the dream and pulled him out of that warehouse.

Deriya probably still thinks that her help to Jason Todd originated from the phoenix fire lamp she gave not long ago.But in fact, she saved him as early as the dream awakened.

Take him out of that dark and broken warehouse.

Barbara was very careful. She knew that Delia was going back to New York, so although she was reluctant, she interrupted the conversation between the two in advance to prevent Delia from returning late.

Dick watched Barbara carefully save Deliya's contact information, and was silent for a moment before speaking, "How does it feel?"

"Well——" Barbara knew that the other party was asking about her legs, but she smiled and deliberately confused the question, "She is cuter than I imagined."

It is a habit not to mention the pain, and the compliment to Delia is also sincere.

Dick: "...ha. Yeah."

really.But this comment probably won't be heard by the criminals in Arkham or S.H.I.E.L.D. prisons.

Otherwise, they might think that the entire superhero team is hopeless, and they will all become a group of illiterate people who don't understand the meaning of words.

Jason sent Deliya back to the squirrel hole as usual.

This time Jason didn't ride the motorcycle that Red Hood usually used during his night patrol, but changed to a car with more space and warmth.

When the car drove into New York City and was waiting for a red light, Delia, who was sitting in the passenger seat, leaned on the window, looking intently at the ice cream shop on the side of the road.

Supplement: An ice cream shop co-branded by the Avengers.

Including Hulk matcha flavored ice cream, cap blueberry mixed apple flavored ice cream...

It is also an official joint store of SI.

Most of these proceeds, except the basic operating costs, will be used by the Avengers for charity.

Deliya poked at the car window, pointed to the 'Popular Hulk Flavor' written on the signboard at the entrance of the store, and said with a smile, "Actually, this flavor will be mustard at first."

Jason, who was thinking about whether the other party wanted to eat ice cream: "..."

Through the reflection, Deliya saw Jason's expression, and chuckled for a while, "Hulk chose it himself."

Even if the world has been changed, Delia, who has countless difficult shikigami under her command, can still be called a 'beast taming'.With her help, the communication between Banner and Hulk became smoother and smoother.

Hulk's character has also changed from a "disobedient bear child" to a "more lively kid".

He was even able to participate in the [Ice Cream Surroundings] statistical survey—then he dug up a big lump of wasabi flavor, and was completely fascinated by it, directly ate up the whole barrel as a test product.

In some major crisis events before, Jason and Hulk also appeared on the same battlefield.After seeing the violent appearance of the other party smashing things, I suddenly accepted the setting of "it's cute when you think about it"...

Jason could only continue to maintain the "..." reaction and expression.

And said a little bluntly: "And then?"

Deriya shrugged, "Then it was collectively dismissed by Stark Industries' marketing department."

And throughout the rejection process, the one who contributed the most, no surprise, was still Pepper who walked into the meeting room with high heels.

So in the end, only Dr. Banner himself was affected - because Hulk ate too much mustard-flavored ice cream, which directly made his lips swell for days.

Jason: "..."

It's so vivid, there are already pictures.

He can now finally intuitively understand why the discussion of 'Batman's self-heating suit' in the battle against the abomination before caused such widespread silence in the Avengers.

Just after this topic was over, the green light turned on and Jason started the car.Then--

He turned and stopped at the entrance of the ice cream shop.

Jason opened the co-driver's door, looked at the somewhat surprised Deliya, and explained unsurprisingly: "Your tone and expression are full of 'I want to eat, I want to eat'."

...Although he doesn't understand what a strange habit it is to eat ice cream at night in winter.

Facing Jason's doubts, Daria was confident, "Eating ice cream in winter is the real enjoyment!"

Eating ice in summer is just to keep your life alive—Deriya from the Heian era, who has no air-conditioning, only relies on spells and snow girls and snow boys to cool down, sums it up very sincerely.

"..." So that's why Jason and Deliya were crowded in the back seat of the car, each holding a bucket of ice cream in their arms.

In addition to the dq-style ice cream balls, the ice cream shop also sells finished products in barrels. ——However, you can choose the flavor of the ice cream balls, and the barrel packaging is all unified. The flavor you choose is purely luck.

Rather than Tong, he will never give up any chance to prove (xuan) prove (yao) the attributes of his host, the European Emperor.

So under his strong suggestion, both Deriya and Jason took the barrels and returned to the car.

"Well," Deliya nodded in surprise, "I'm lucky, it tastes like chocolate."

——Black Widow flavor chosen by Natasha.

Deriya dug and dug on the surface of the ice cream with a spoon, while turning her head to look into Jason's arms.

"..." Jason felt that this was too naive, like two elementary school students who got together to compare test scores and little red flowers.

But under Deriya's gaze, Jason quickly opened the package.

It was red ice cream. At first Jason thought it would be the taste of Iron Man or Spiderman.But at the moment of entrance, he frowned and looked down at the list of various flavor collections written on the package.

Sweet, with just the right hint of acidity.It tastes like candied berries on top of a brioche.

All in all, not a flavor on the sell list.

Jason reached out and hooked Deliya's spoon, dug a spoonful into his bucket, and stuffed it directly to Deliya's lips by the way.

"!" Deriya opened her mouth and closed her eyes, and immediately opened her eyes, "They actually made a hidden taste!"

Jason: "...Hidden taste?"

? ? SI really knows how to do business.So whose hidden taste is this?Nick Fury's?is he so sweet

"Yeah, the berry flavor is my representative flavor." Deliya took out the communicator, leaned over to take a photo, and enthusiastically sent it to the group discussion group, "Because this is the taste after I came to this world. , the first new derivative product, so Tony and the others all hope that I can also have a sense of participation."

This can be regarded as their group building activity. Every time they watch a movie together on weekends, they will eat happily with their own tastes.

Deliya is their family, a member of their big family, and they certainly don't want Deliya to miss all of this.

"However, my identity is still kept secret," Deriya tapped her phone and typed, her loose hair and tail dangling together, "Tony and the others also want to ensure my safety, so they chose to use This way of hiding flavors put me in."

As many New Yorkers know, a mysterious new hero has emerged in the city. ——This is quite normal for them. Every citizen who lives in the "Super British City" has honed a strong and strong heart.

But no matter how deep the news is-it is only true and false in various gossip newspapers and people's rumors.

…Dareiya will never reveal her identity easily until she has completely passed the novice protection period and fully opened the system illustrated book.

The operation of Tony and others is very ingenious.

Most customers will only think that they have bought ordinary flavors; even if there are serious customers who ask, they will get a perfect answer that has been prepared long ago.

Jason didn't answer, but immediately poked the ice cream with his spoon again.

At the same time, he said slowly: "Then I'm lucky."

Well, good luck with this taste.

"Yeah, you're so lucky," Deliya smiled and went to dig her own ice cream, "Even I didn't choose my own flavor."

While speaking, Jason noticed a small trace of ice cream on the corner of Deliya's lips.

——It was probably left by accident when he moved the spoon over just now.

Jason looked back and forth, scanning over and over again and again, and finally found out the paper that had been thrown in the car before, and leaned in front of Deliya.

The distance between the two people was pulled very close.

Deliya could even see the rise and fall of Jason's Adam's apple, and she could feel the other person's breathing.

——This is the first scene that Yamata no Orochi saw after arriving.

Lord Cthulhu who was 'thrown' out by Yuzao to pick him up: "...?"

The face-to-face distance is very close, and it looks like two small animals who are familiar with each other's smell.

At this moment, Yamata no Orochi suddenly realized what the meaning of Tamamo's hesitation and hesitancy, as well as several insinuations, during this period of time.

I see--

It turned out to be like this, it turned out that this human being!Is he a shikigami who wants to be a little onmyoji? !

How can this be!Not to mention that human beings cannot be driven by shikigami, even if there is a chance, the other party will start to grab the little onmyoji's attention right now? !This - will definitely be clingier than Prajna Yasha in the future!

Yamata no Orochi, finally!finally!I understand why Tamamo-mae has hidden anger.He is going to be angry now too!

Jason noticed that there were people outside the car, but he still raised his hand and gently wiped off the ice cream stains on the corner of Deliya's mouth with a tissue.

But he is also very clear that this is a distance that can be kissed immediately.

Facing the approaching Jason, Deria silently, instinctively, quietly——

He stuffed the ice cream bucket in his arms into his arms again.

Like a squirrel hastily picking up a pine cone and running back to its hole.

Jason who saw this little action: "..."

ok, fine, pretty good.He now accepted the judgment Dick and Tim had said.

He, Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, probably cannot escape the curse of the rising star of comedy ==,

but?this?Is it his fault?

"..." Jason took a few deep breaths, tried his best to endure, and asked Deliya the question at Gordon's house just now, "Ha, do you still want to know what image you have in my heart?"

Ah.

Deliya's strength is not only reflected in her strength, but also in her precise self-definition of herself. (Most of the time,) Delia is very strict about her positioning, which helps her quickly find the most suitable position on the battlefield.

Even when she asked Jason just now, "Am I an anthropomorphic pot in your heart?" ', the positioning when joking like this is also so accurate, vivid and worthy of her.

……All right,

Jason patted Deliya's tail on his lap, and silently retreated a step in his heart:

The image in his heart...is probably 'slightly' cuter than the 'anthropomorphic pot' she just described in her self-report.

—— Of course, there is no difference in the degree of love for food.

Hearing Jason's breathless voice, Deliya continued to push the ice cream into her arms, hugged it silently, and shook her head obediently, motor-style.

Jason sighed and opened the car door.When he walked to the other end to open the door for Deliya, he passed the gloomy Yamata no Orochi.

The coercion of evil gods can almost instantly crush the pride of human beings.

And Jason just passed him calmly, nodding his head to say hello.

——with the composure and calmness of "you are not in my story".

Yamata no Orochi: ...Look!look!This hasn't been taken back yet, and he has already disrespected seniors so much! !

Isn't this human being too much? !

However, during this short passing moment, Yamata no Orochi, who is proficient in the soul, smelled the faint breath of death coming from Jason.

It was very faint, so he didn't realize until now that it was definitely covered by some power—and judging from the familiar frequency, it was the power given by the little onmyoji.

Lord Cthulhu's fingers silently caressed his snake demon, and countless thoughts flashed through his mind.

After taking his little girl home, Yamata no Orochi glanced at Tamamo who was sitting on the sofa waiting for someone.

After all, after staying in the same courtyard for so many years and fighting side by side many times, there is still a tacit understanding that should be there.Tamazamae put the book in Deliya's hand, smiled and got up and walked towards Yamata no Orochi.

Seeing Yamata no Orochi's dignified expression, Tamamomae was a little surprised, "Did you find out?"

—Finally, did you find out?

God, Yuan Jieshen would cry when she heard it.

"Well, I found out," Yaqi nods his head, his tone is cold, "that human actually wants to covet the Onmyoji—"

Seeing that Yamata no Orochi finally got the truth, Tamamomae was subtly moved.

However, Yamata no Orochi's words were not over yet, "—the position of Shikigami under him."

Tamamo Mae: ……….

Can you say that again? !What did you find? !

He was so angry that he spoke in dialect.

In front of Yuzao, the vicissitudes of life, the fox demon, was hunted down by the human onmyoji united, it is a legend that he was able to escape many times.

Today, I finally felt the collapse of "I lost".

Deliya put the unfinished ice cream into the refrigerator, then continued to read the book in front of Yuzao carefully.

This is a book about the Heian era, which records the stories of ghosts, demons and gods in this world.

After hearing the footsteps in front of Yuzao, Deliya looked up, a little surprised, "Why is it only you? Where is the snake?"

Yu Zaoqian smiled softly, "He has something to do temporarily, so he will go back to Heianjing for one night."

Aotong wasn't sure if it was his own illusion, but he really heard from the voice in front of Yuzao: "Climb. 'That's what it means.

Before Deliya asked, Tamamo tapped the back of the book with her fingertips, "It's an interesting book, isn't it?"

"Yeah." Deliya nodded.

In the history recorded in this book, there are also many shikigami that Deliya is familiar with.

But Deriya didn't discover their power in this world, maybe they were sleeping; or because of lack of faith, they had been submerged in time.

It is actually a very delicate thing to read the descriptions of their lives in books by later generations.

Whether it is the tears that Yunu shed for a lifetime, or the screams of the bride when she was locked in the box, it falls on the paper, and there are only a few thin pages.

As for those strong feelings, it seems far less interesting than their prestige.

Yuzao patted Deliya's hair, "We seem to have set some bad examples for you."

"No." Deriya immediately denied, her tone was firm, "You have all set a good example."

The ending is not everything, the feelings you once had are the most important.

"Well, and," Deria rubbed her chin, "why did you say this suddenly? I thought you always knew how much I loved you."

Yu Zaoqian smiled softly, with soft eyes, just like when they first met in the depths of the alley.

"Well, of course I do."

——As a result, until she fell asleep, Deliya didn't know why Yamata no Orochi would suddenly go back.

But judging from Yuzao's performance, there won't be any troublesome or tricky things.

Moreover, there is also the status of shikigami on the card slot, which can be inferred: Yamata no Orochi is safe and sound, and everything is normal.

So Deriya can sleep at ease.

After all—she still has a Wayne Group dinner to attend tomorrow.

Tony said that there will be a very famous chef serving dishes at the dinner. (And whispered to Delia that if she liked it, just dig it.)

But when it was time for the dinner party, the first thing Deliya noticed was not the chef or the side dishes.

It's the callout displayed on the system by Bruce Wayne and his son.