Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Considering the particularity and importance, as well as the existence of Deriya, Black Widow and Hawkeye also appeared among the agents who took over Viper.

...As for Viper, there was never any good atmosphere between him and Natasha.

After all, they themselves are two people in opposing camps, and both of them are proficient in seduction techniques, and the industry will continue to fight based on which of the two has the better seduction technique-how can it be possible for two people with the same skills to meet together? What a good mood.

This is equivalent to the high priest of the dark meeting the priest of the god of light, and the compatibility has been incompatible since the setting.

This time, though, the Viper wasn't as aggressive as it used to be.

Even after seeing the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents appearing, Viper felt an extremely strange... peace of mind and relaxation.

It was an extremely complicated emotion.

Contains 'Come here!Here they come!With people from S.H.I.E.L.D. present, that little witch should not continue to torment us! ! '; and 'Don't you S.H.I.E.L.D. do novice training?Don't you correct the erroneous thinking of the newcomers on prisoner abuse? ?no?So amateur? ?It's not as rich and rigorous as Hydra's process of cultivating newcomers!Every time we come to a novice, we must first brainwash! '; and the annoyance of '... No wonder so many people say that being arrested by S.H.I.E.L.D. is a blessing'.

Driven by such complex emotions, Viper didn't speak slowly until after he was escorted away, "It's a very clever method, you have really cultivated a remarkable little monster."

With her beautiful eyes that have made countless heroes bow down under her pomegranate skirt, Viper looked sarcastically at Deriya beside Natasha, and continued to mock the agents, "You must be very proud to have raised her like this. Bar."

High attack and high defense, difficult to brainwash, firm will and a way of thinking that cannot be defeated by its own line, and never waver after setting a goal... Cruelly beat many of her companions into a daze.Damn it, how did S.H.I.E.L.D. develop such a thing? !This little witch is simply more ruthless than the fighting machines they brainwashed!

... Although knowing that this is impossible, Viper still wants S.H.I.E.L.D. to hold a training course.She would like to be the first to sign up.

Natasha and Barton glanced at each other: "...Yes, we are quite proud?"

if not?The little girls in their family are kind, considerate, gentle and pretty, sensible, well-behaved, cute and can eat. Although they can't be regarded as raised by them in the strict sense, they are indeed proud.

Viper: "..." Gan.He even admitted it!

And hearing Natasha's praise for her, Deliya also rolled her eyes, and even raised her tail that no one could see behind her, "Hey."

At this moment, Viper and OAU miraculously shared the same brain, and they both had the same thought almost simultaneously: what are you so proud of!

In fact, Natasha already understood what Viper was trying to satirize, but——

Ah.You just don't understand how happy it is to have Deria as a teammate.Pure joy, ultimate enjoyment.

And is she crazy?To match the way the enemy speaks.

Thinking of this, the Black Widow patted Deliya's shoulder, her tone full of helplessness and distress, she whispered to the little girl, "It's understandable, after all, she has never had the chance to meet such a cute, obedient and funny little baby like you."

The voice is so high-pitched that there is no self-knowledge of whispering.

"Yeah," Hawkeye followed suit, speaking sympathetically, "Sounds so pitiful."

"..." Viper's pupils trembled.

"..." Viper was dumbfounded.

After a long silence, Viper said with a stiff expression, "I have a question for you."

"Has SHIELD never given you psychological counseling?"

Damn, she, a high-level hostile force, can't stand it anymore! !Is this how emotional filters are used?Do you see demons like little witches as innocent, cute and pitiful?This is not an emotional filter at all, it is 100%! 24k fidelity!Psychopath!

Oh, what about S.H.I.E.L.D.?What about justice organizations that also cooperate with the government?The degree of care for his subordinates is even worse than their Hydra!

Hydra has always attached great importance to the mental health of each member, and provided them with strong psychological counseling - such as brainwashing; regular inspection of everyone's psychological endurance - such as regular brainwashing; meticulous care for everyone Members, even those who face serious psychological problems, they never give up-such as repeated brainwashing.

In such a comparison, what a bitter and difficult place SHIELD is.

Hurrying over, Fury, who heard the second half of the conversation: ...... Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors.

What the Mazefak, before the criminals framed and misunderstood S.H.I.E.L.D. for the prisoner torture, now even an organization like Hydra dares to say that their members have a mentality problem? !

Self-reflection is impossible. You can only roll your eyes and despise the enemy.

Ah.You were only charged for a while, and Dr. Octopus was directly in the pot.

The mere charge is not worth mentioning.

As for the other agents—they were thinking with a serious expression of listening carefully: "It's easy to provide false information and confuse the enemy's perception. It's worthy of Deriya, and it's worthy of Black Widow!"This trick is too powerful! '

Seeing clearly the expressions of everyone in the audience, the non-unity: I think you humans are sick with brains.

According to the usual practice, Deriya still does not participate in the follow-up work of the criminals.

'The meaning of having her attend the meeting is...wouldn't it be better to recite the recipe in detail in front of the criminals and introduce them kindly how to make it?Or take out a pot on the spot and show off her superb and skilled slicing skills to the criminals? ' (Furi)

Yes, but not necessary.

...enough rumors about S.H.I.E.L.D.! !Ready to form an urban horror story!No need for more!

So S.H.I.E.L.D. sent suitable and reliable agents to send Delia back to the squirrel hole, and it was at this time that she noticed Jason's car.

Delia glanced past the car as if nothing had happened, said good night to the agents who escorted her in a brisk tone, and even went back to her squirrel hole to warm up two glasses of milk.

Then very professionally packaged in Starbucks style paper cups, packed two cups of milk. —Yes, she even has a full packing kit in her squirrel hole.

——Then quietly begged the smart housekeeper not to inform other people, turned around and went downstairs.

She was also in the process of confirming that Jason appeared here motionless to find herself.

"..." At the moment when the car window was knocked, Jason even suspected that it was the policeman who banned parking and put up a notice.

As a result, when he turned his head, he saw Delia who was leaning against the window glass.

The little girl who took off the mask wore a huge warm white scarf and even matching gloves, holding a large paper cup in each hand, making her look a little younger.

Jason: "..."

Delia waved her hand outside the car window, "Good evening? Would it be more polite if I greet you like this now?"

Jason and Deliya looked at each other for two seconds, raised their hands to open the car door, and sighed helplessly, "You can just say that you have recognized me."

...It came sooner than he thought, but not unprepared.

Well, he admitted that, in fact, he was thinking about this while sitting in the car just now.

Hearing Jason's answer, Deliya turned to the co-pilot's seat, opened the car door and slid up, and gave Jason the cup held in both hands, "But according to the rules, should I pretend that I didn't recognize you? "

"Or like in the mib, you take out an amnestic pen and press it on me? Then we replay the previous episode?"

"..." Jason no longer wanted to know what weird things Daria was watching.

He lowered his head to study the paper cup that Deliya stuffed for him, and when he lifted the lid, he smelled a strong aroma of milk.

"..." Such a healthy drink made Jason suspect that he went back to when he was a Robin a few years ago, drinking a few glasses of milk every night after the night patrol in order to grow taller.

Jason looked at Delia who was biting the rim of the paper cup contentedly, and sighed silently in his heart.

...is still a child's taste.

"What? Don't you like that taste?" Deliya, who is very keen on things like [eating], looked at Jason warily, "Your one is the sugar-reduced three-point sugar version, and mine is full sugar."

Jason: ...Oh, yes, this taste sounds more like a child.

"I always thought," Delia asked suspiciously, "that you are not a sugar addict."

Jason raised his eyebrows, as if he was asking.

It has to be said that after taking off the overly rounded hood and pairing it with his rebellious and aggressive face, Jason can bring a strong sense of lethality in all his expressions.

Coupled with the strand of white hair in front of the forehead, there is a feeling that strangers should not be close to each other that makes Aotong dare not talk too much.

"Because the cookie you gave me before was a less-sugar flavor," Daria replied, "I guess it should be a Christmas present from your acquaintance? So it should be special for your taste." Let's do it."

Jason was silent for a moment, and then mumbled a half-unintelligible particle, "... ah." It seemed to be agreeing, or skipping the topic without any meaning.

Alfred, the old butler of the Wayne family, the cookies he baked would of course suit Jason's taste.

In fact, Jason has been very fortunate for a long time. Although Ah Fu is from the UK, he has not fully inherited the amazing culinary skills that come from the depths of the country's blood.

Otherwise, after they go back from patrol every night, they will only have to face the starry sky pie brought out by Ah Fu.

Or turn Ah Fu’s signature cookies into the famous British dessert scones, or it’s a muffin that Ah Fu will overturn every time he makes it.

... Well done, after adding this setting, the whole story has directly developed into a thriller horror drama.

Even the misery of the Batcave can go up ten points in a straight line.

Jason was silent for a moment for his horrifying imagination before answering Deliya, "It's okay."

Oatmeal baguettes, hot dogs and energy bars, people who have stayed in the Batcave have very good tastes...follow the fate==.

But even though he answered "It doesn't matter, it's all ok", when Daria tried to give him half of the milk in her cup, Jason took the paper cup in Daria's hand immediately.

"Your puffs." Jason pointed to the paper bag beside him, "It should still be hot."

Deliya was startled, and immediately realized, "Wow - you really went to buy it."

The little onmyoji laughed a few times helplessly, opened the paper bag, and the sweet and soft smell of butter came to his face, spreading throughout the whole car, "Oh my God, if I said at this time, the wish I just made was just an example, Does it make me appear to be too much?"

"I know," Jason calmly turned the mouth of the paper cup in his hand, aiming at a certain position, "but it came true."

Who would make a wish to the gods: want a box of puffs as a night snack?

Of course Jason knew that it was just Deliya's casual talk.

But he was able to make it happen for her.

He is the abyss itself, and the dragon itself, who can never be anyone's god.

...But occasionally, she can fulfill her wish for the little fox.

Even if it's trivial, it doesn't matter.

Deriya has a little habit when eating, just like when carnivorous animals hunt, she likes to sniff first, as if to distinguish whether it is the taste she likes, and then open her mouth to bite.

...very complete and standard fox style.

Jason bit the edge of the paper cup expressionlessly, kneading the fluff on Delia's tail with his fingers.

Jason Todd is calm, Jason Todd has a calm expression.

Jason Todd: ...the feeling of touching the tail without gloves is really different.

Perhaps the Creator was more selfish when creating the furry animals, so that they all have special skills that can defeat the psychological defense of the two-legged animal.

Happy to see.

Deria still remembers explaining how she recognized Jason, "Because you are nourished by the power of the Phoenix Fire, you are in my eyes now—with a fire that is particularly bright and warm."

It was so bright that she couldn't even pretend that she didn't see it.

The setting of resurrection from the dead sounds like a miracle.

But of course it's not that simple.Ordinary people who are exposed to too much yin and yang power and absorb overloaded things from the other side will have mental breakdowns and even lose their lives.

In addition, the Dionysus factor itself is not a positive substance. It is the same as the impact of death. It will infinitely amplify the negative emotions in the heart, stir up emotions in the brain, and exaggerate hatred and madness.

Just like Jason once experienced.

Delia was using the Phoenix Fire to force Jason to change his aura.

And in this process, Jason will of course be affected by the power of the Phoenix Fire. When the little onmyoji sees him, he will no longer see the gloomy breath of death, but the powerful Phoenix reborn from the ashes. belief.

"Another explanation that is easier to understand," Deliya concluded with a serious tone, "You are now being marinated by the Phoenix fire."

Jason;………….

Well, when you put it that way, it's really easy to understand.

But don't you really think there is something weird about this description? !

Is it okay to marinate? ?

Why can't you watch less weird movies and learn who Calcifer is instead? !

Jason struggled to ignore this weird description, and instead asked, "Very bright? How bright?"

"Hmm—it's brighter than the reflection of the red hood when you put it on," she said, and Delia carefully looked up to confirm it, and continued, "It's brighter than Chief Fury's forehead."

"..." Jason replied calmly, "Oh, that's bright enough."

Be calm.calm.calm down.

……

Jason took a long breath, fiercely took out a wet towel from his pocket to wipe his hands, picked up a puff and brought it to Deliya's mouth, "You'd better eat."

As soon as he approached, the smell of gunpowder smoke, blood gas and black coffee on his body also came.

Mixed with the creamy sweet smell from Deria's fingertips.

Deliya held the puff in her mouth, "...why do I feel that you don't seem to be trying to persuade me to eat, but want me to shut up quickly."

Jason looked at Deliya in feigned surprise, "That's right, there has been progress, and I can actually see it this time."

Deliya felt that she was being provoked: "...do you know how flexible my tail is, in fact, it is so sensitive that I can use it to sign language?"

Jason: Can't even eat to stop your mouth!

What else do you want to cover your mouth with!

... If some exciting romance novels develop to this kind of plot, there will probably be a plot where they directly go up and gag their mouths.

But—Jason, in desperation, just bit the mouth of the paper cup and grinded his teeth, then sighed, touched the soft tail under his palm, and couldn't hold back the silence for a moment, "Can they really sign language?"

Feitong: "..." Hello dear, I think there is something wrong with your focus.

The system looked at Jason and Deliya, and suddenly felt inexplicably seeing two elementary school students flapping their wings and pecking at each other.

OTU: ...If the criminals knew how naive these two people who cruelly beat them were in private, the criminals would definitely collapse on the spot.

As Delia requested, the smart housekeeper did not take the initiative to report the news that 'Deria was going out in the middle of the night'.

—but Tony found out himself.

Jason pushed open the car door, and the moment Deliya jumped out of the car, she saw Tony standing not far away rolling his eyes, and Steve beside him with helplessness written all over his face.

Deliya hugged the paper bag in her hand, "Good evening? Are you here for supper too?"

"..." Steve looked at Tony's current expression and expression, and felt that the other party didn't look like he was going to eat supper, but a bit like he wanted to eat people.

"Don't be like this, Tony," Steve showed a very characteristic smile, looking at Delia who was walking towards him, "You're making us look like the unscrupulous parents of Romeo and Juliet—"

"?? I advise you to be cautious and use a more sensible way of describing it," Tony refused violently. "Didn't you learn your literary skills while learning painting? Can't you use a normal and ordinary description?"

Tony took a deep breath, "You might as well say that the breeder found out that his cat was kidnapped by a husky to dig the soil and grab the sofa."

Omg what a dream development this is.

When he heard that Viper had been dealt with, he was obviously very happy!He even put down the unreformed arrow in his hand, ready to celebrate!But why is his happiness so short-lived!

Tony didn't have any negative feelings towards Jason himself... He didn't dislike every little bird in the Bat family.

but!yes!Anyone, anyone!Seeing my little girl running out in the middle of the night to eat supper with others, it is inevitable that I will be like what Tony is showing now... the old man with a mobile phone in the subway, with his hands shrugged and a question mark face.

"Huh?" Tony raised his eyebrows and looked at the paper bag in Deliya's hand, and recognized that it was the most famous puff in New York City, "I thought the equipment in the squirrel hole was enough for you to eat in half an hour. Can you make puffs with at least two ovens?"

"Hmm—" Delia just smiled.

And Jason... Jason nodded very calmly.Gives Tony a sense of calm that's 'not panicking at all'.

Well, in fact, Tony really wants to use AI to measure the opponent's heart rate.But he held back his urge with great difficulty.

Deliya finally took the remaining half bag of puffs back to her squirrel hole, Tony stared at the paper bag, and discussed with Deliya about Jessica.

"The girl's condition is not bad," after all, Deliya has turned the purple man's nightmare into a limited edition American comedy comedy in front of her, which greatly comforts Jessica's heart, "because this day Too many things happened, so S.H.I.E.L.D. did not rashly intervene psychologically. However, after their initial contact with Jessica, they suggested that we—"

Tony looked at Deliya, "—Of course it's mainly you, who can spend more time with her recently."

Even if he didn't have direct contact with Jessica, but only from the narration of other people, Tony could more or less guess how much Jessica would value and need Deriya now.

No one can refuse a person who takes away from him to escape his nightmare.

Tony patted Deliya's shoulder, "Peter will also follow. You should remember that Peter is that child's classmate."

... Jessica's parents died in a car accident on the way to vacation after receiving Disney tickets from Stark Industries.

This is really... a complicated relationship.

From Tony's expression, Deriya could see that the other party took the accident as her responsibility again.

Delia reached up and took Tony's wrist. "Maybe we can prepare something else for her? Jessica already has adoptive parents, but I heard that she hasn't been to school lately - that's not okay."

After all, she is a little onmyoji who was raised by monsters in turn, and she never bothered to say beautiful words like 'it will get better, there is still hope for everything', she only focused on how to solve the problem.

"Have you fast-forwarded to persuasion?" Tony laughed twice, "Okay, why don't you do some tricks for her?"

Steve hesitated to speak; "..."

etc?Are you really sure you want that child to directly feel the shock and crit that Peter has experienced in the betting results?

Consider that child's three views that are still very fragile now, okay?

Of course, it turned out that Deliya didn't really ask questions for Jessica.

After all, as soon as she and Peter followed Tony into Jessica's ward, they were embraced by Jessica who rushed over.

...Although Jessica is a few years younger than Deliya, what is very heart-wrenching is that she is taller than Deliya.

——Even if Deria always insists that she's able to grow so tall in a world wrapped in twelve layers of thick clothes and full of jewelry, I'm already very talented! ', but this gap is indeed very heart-wrenching.

Jessica buried half of her face into Deliya's right shoulder, "Thank you."

"I saw my parents and my brother last night."

Ah, is that the pity and blessing of the gods?Jessica wasn't sure.

But she can be sure that it must be the blessing that Deriya gave her.

Like a miracle.

Hearing this sentence, both Tony and Peter immediately understood what happened.The two who had also received the gift from Deliya's dream didn't interrupt very tacitly. Peter nervously picked up the tissue box next to him and stood beside him like a human-shaped shelf.

Jessica confusedly described the reunion with her family members in the dream for Deliya. She spoke very intermittently, even the shrewd language master would frown, but Deliya listened very seriously .

"Your parents and younger brother didn't blame you," Deliya held Jessica's hand firmly, "They all love you."

loved by parents--

This description made both Peter and Tony soften their hearts.

Tony coughed and stood up first to adjust the atmosphere, "Yeah, girl, they all love you."

He greeted Jessica, who hadn't noticed him the whole time, "Uh huh, I think you should know who I am?"

'To be loved by parents. '

Deliya turned her face sideways, blocking the flash of trance across her face.

No one can question the love between Delia's parents.Even those elders in her mother's family who hated ghosts could not refute that crazy and firm love until death.

They fell in love, she was accidental.

Deriya raised her hand to brush her long hair and joined the discussion, "We brought some desserts, all of which are produced in Squirrel Hole—"

Tony and Peter looked at Deliya with some doubts. They both noticed the flash of emotion in Deliya, but they didn't directly ask directly.Tony added, "I must stress that being able to share food with Deria is a rare miracle."

Deriya: "? But I think I'm also very generous when I share food with Tun Xing."

... You should save this sentence and say it to Tun Xing himself.

Unlike what Mrs. Hydra complained about, S.H.I.E.L.D. of course has a complete psychological intervention system. Whether it is ptsd or xxx phobia, they can all have professional coping methods.

The state shown by Jessica made them breathe a sigh of relief.

On the car back to the building, Tony also released the call, and the psychologists expressed their sighs and gratitude on the other end of the phone.

...and of course the desperate desire to have Deria provide experience for their further study.

In their eyes, Deliya is really a myth.

Not only can criminals develop deep-rooted PTSD, and stay in prison like quails, but it can also solve the victim's PTSD and psychological problems from the root - the victim here is not just Jessica, They are all keenly aware that the recent psychological state of the Avengers is much better than before.

So, isn't Deliya a natural genius psychologist!

While her obsession with eating is shocking, so what!Geniuses have quirks!She didn't cut people like Hannibal, who is also a psychological genius!Small problem small problem!

"...ha," Tony shrugged, and handed over the driving control of the car to the smart butler, "Xiao Dai, did you hear that, you already have the opportunity to get paid by S.H.I.E.L.D."

Okay, okay, here comes another group of prying cornermen.

"I think—" Tony tried to comment on S.H.I.E.L.D.'s corner breaking, but his voice was caught in his throat.

Tony, who received the warning from the smart housekeeper, Peter, who has a spider sense, and Deria, who has a keen five senses, looked up in the same direction almost at the same time.

"Guess who it would be?" Tony had a portable suit in his car, and it only took a few seconds to mobilize the high-power suit. He reached out to the box, "Hydra?"

Yes, no.

A man with a hydra.There is also - Mr. Freeze.

Looking at the ice layer coming in like waves, Deliya's gaze quickly swept across the card slot.

Let's put Yamata no Orochi first, she has long wanted to let the two Hydras meet head-on.

Then is it Phoenix Fire or Shiranui? When Deliya was thinking, the card slot in her system suddenly jumped twice automatically.

There was no shikigami placed on the card slot, but some shikigami had already appeared in front of Deliya.

The person who came had combed his long hair neatly, dressed gorgeously, and swayed the nine white tails behind him undisguisedly, completely disdainful of concealing his identity.

...It is astonishingly beautiful. The existence of this person can perfectly explain why there are so many legends describing the fox monster as a creature that confuses people's hearts.

"Should I say it's been a while?" Yuzao leaned forward and picked up Deliya, "I'm here."