Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

The internal forum of SH College is a mysterious place. In addition to the internal faculty and students can enter, even if the outside world is full of curiosity and wants to watch, they can only break through the double firewall set up by Wayne Group and Stark Industries through hacking technology— ——and the difficulty of accomplishing this feat is no less than that of conquering the Pentagon; it is also a place rich in content. Here, viewers can not only see the new works of the photography club released by Parker and Kent, but also Looking at the stargazing results written by Professor Gu Yi and his student Strange, you can even see... all kinds of gossip.

For example this one.

It was posted late at night, and then quickly became popular on the topic of gossip boards.

"Have you heard, the pair of CPs we knocked on are really together. "

The title is simple and crude, and even the content on the first floor is particularly sloppy, with only one sentence: [That's it! ! 】There will be no more content.

Although the content is very simple, it still attracts a lot of people who will get the meaning of the title and click in.

[? ?I checked the poster's posting history, so you are the one who broke the news that Tao De raised foxes? ?What do you know? ? 】

[...I really started to wonder who the host is, why is it you every time... You secretly told us, are you the trumpet of some insider?Like Senior Dick or Senior Barton? 】

【...Why don't the above be more bold and directly guess that the person who posted the post is the person involved?Wouldn't that be more emotional? 】

[? ?Are you trying to say that Senior Todd or Delia, who just came back a few days ago, knocked off her cp by posting?This setting actually exists and is a bit cute. 】

[Moe is very cute, but it's completely ooc!It shouldn't be possible for the two of them to do such a thing. 】

After some conjectures that went astray as Arkham, the poster finally sent a reply: [? ?I am not I do not have ah?Don't guess!terrible!Didn't I say it before, I'm a member of the photography club.For this large-scale competition within the college, the photography club also has a corresponding responsibility. Today, I worked with senior Parker at the registration office with a few newcomers, and then I met senior Tao De and senior sister Deliya who came to sign up. 】

[The two of them are going to sign up for the double competition... But because Senior Sister Deriya just returned to the academy three days ago, her international student ID card has not been fully verified, so an independent process is required to verify her identity.It happened that the person in charge of the review was a newcomer with little experience and was unfamiliar with their business, so they were stuck at the registration office for a long time. 】

[Senior Deriya looked very sleepy, and fell asleep on Senior Todd's lap while waiting for the review... Then Senior Todd frowned, and told the registration office not to use the status of an 'international student' as Dai Rui Ya sign up, fill in the identity column directly——]

"Girl." Jason said to the staff at the registration office in a flat tone. He grabbed Deria's cold hand and covered it. "Members of the doubles competition can register with their relatives. Register for her."

Jason's tone of voice was very calm, as if he was repeating a theorem like 'the earth is round'.

Peter, who was drinking water at the side, turned into a squirting beast the moment he heard these words, coughing frantically and tremblingly put down the cup in his hand, and said with a dazed expression, "...I...I am now What should I say?"

——Peter's reaction is also the common reaction of most people on the forum.Simply put: Shock their entire family.

The melon-eaters who were covered in such shocking sugar quickly asked, [Of, then what? 】

[Then senior Osborne from the activity office came. He just rolled his eyes when he heard those words, and he personally registered the two of senior Todd, and handed the competition card to Deliya at the same time , and said, 'I have to remind you that I am not in charge of marriage registration here, if necessary, please take a taxi to go off-campus, ok? ''Respect the dignity of our activities!God Peter, get them a taxi to City Hall.Now!immediately! ']

Peter: ...? ?Do you think I dare? !

…And then, Jason gave Harry an equally impatient look, and took Delia, who was still in a daze because she stayed up late writing a thesis, to the restaurant.

[I was laughed at, but this is indeed something Senior Osborne can say. 】

【No no no!The point is! !If you dare to use this name, you will definitely be together, right?Right right right? !The diamond ring I bought with 9.9 free shipping is not as real! 】

These melon-eating people who are happily gossiping in the forum must not have imagined——

'The party iswatchingyou', 'You are being watched'.

Ever since he discovered the joy of the gossip section of the forum under Deliya's 'enlightenment', Jason would flip through the posts about the two in his spare time.

That is, after that, Jason Todd, a member of the literary club, suddenly discovered that there are so many students with literary talents in the college ==,

For example, when those people gossip about the relationship between him and Delia, they all made very romantic and Shakespearean conjectures.

- [I clearly remember that day two years ago!Deriya junior sister walked into the dormitory with a tissue in her arms, sobbing as she walked, her nose turned red from crying!And as soon as I walked out of the gate of the dormitory building, Todd stood at the gate with helplessness written all over his face.They must have had a fight!So I boldly speculate that, in fact, they have been together since then. 】

...Actually, it's because Deliya obviously can't stand the spicy taste, but she still fell in love with the Chinese hot pot.

So the whole process is pumping paper towels and stuffing shrimp slippery.

——After eating the hot pot, Jason forced Deliya's mouth open, and checked the other's oral problems with special concern==.

Damian even mocked this, saying that it's a good thing the fox's tongue doesn't have a barb, otherwise Jason's hands would be rolled into frosted models sooner or later.

-【ah!So the fox is some kind of mascot for them?When Deliya was studying abroad, she liked animals like foxes very much. 】

-【... That's why senior Todd often wears a fox to show off?What are you doing!Having pets is great! 】

Seeing this reply, Jason checked the oven timer and made sure that the biscuits inside were all well-behaved, and then walked over to Deliya and read it again, "They all thought that fox was my pet."

"Well, it's normal." Deliya was catching up with her homework. She stared at the screen and took the puff from Jason's hand sideways. "The Animagus form of Sirius has not been released to the world."

Delia replied disapprovingly, "Do I still have to hold a press conference to announce that I am actually that fox?"

"..." Makes sense.

And Jason really couldn't understand why it would be called high-profile with a long fox hanging on his body.

Maybe he doesn't know people who don't have foxes very well.

While passing the time in the gossip section, Jason also saw many acquaintances from the many replies.

Some people's replies are particularly obvious. For example, a user named 'uwhoIa once sent a white-eyed expression when people speculated about the relationship process.

——This is definitely Tony Stark.

——In fact, Jason was surprised that the other party didn't delete this post directly with permission.

Of course, there were some replies, which Jason guessed intuitively.

[no! !impossible! !impossible!My little sweetheart will never get entangled with other men!This must be a rumor! ! 】...For example, this reply has distinctive features, and it looks like Poison Ivy who hacked across the border from Arkham College.

Jason silently copied the code of this message, and then nonchalantly sent it to Tim, who is responsible for maintaining the security and privacy of the forum.

Oh, to be able to allow people from other schools to enter the internal forum, the internal protection system of their forum definitely needs a major upgrade.

[I have a friend who wants to know, do oriental people have the custom of eating more barbecue (especially grilled fish) after falling in love, wait online, very urgent! ! 】

——Jason speculates that this reply may be sent by Killer Crocodile, and of course it may be Otto the Octopus.

Of course, the possibility of them posting together is not ruled out.

Jason, who returned to the living room, silently took a screenshot, and sent the reply full of blood and tears to Delia who was working next door.

"...No! There is absolutely no such possibility!" Delia, who was discussing the subject with Seimei, angrily turned off the microphone temporarily, pushed the swivel chair and slipped to the door, stuck her head out to look at Jason in the living room, Solemnly protest, "Don't just add any weird eating habits to me!"

Jason: "..."

The computer screen illuminated Deliya's eyes, making those special red pupils look more dazzling and fragile.Like candied berries on a cake, or a red wine cooked with a lot of apples and citrus, Jason can focus on it, and then slowly taste the berry-flavored red wine.

...Jason glanced at the communication software that was still on, calmly turned on the voice, and said hello to the tutor on the other end of the phone.He got a series of chuckles from Mr. White Fox.

In Ping An Academy, the direct tutor almost determines the future development of a student.

In particular, Abe Seimei, Deliya's direct tutor, has single-handedly brought her up since the first day she entered school.

The teacher-student relationship is very good.

Whether it was Deliya's decision to study abroad or return to school, he respected the little girl's own choice.

During this period of time, he even reduced Deria's homework as much as possible, allowing the girl to have enough time to meet her long-lost friends.

——For example, on the first weekend after returning to SH, Deriya had free time to meet friends who belonged to the magic department.

When Deriya arrived at the appointed place, Stephen and Wang were hurrying over in their college uniforms, and Loki sat down in his seat with a haughty expression on his face, "You are one minute late."

Saul, who was sitting next to him, tried to clear the siege, "It's only a minute..."

Hela was impatiently turning the wine glass in her hand in the corner.

——The Asgard Academy of Magic is currently in the period of exchange study with SH.

The three of them are part of the overseas students sent here.

The raven at the other end pointed to the position beside him, signaling for Deliya to sit beside him.

Deliya wasn't surprised by Loki's critical tone at all. When he was able to speak to Stephen properly, then he should be vigilant if he was digging holes to hurt people.

Loki also studied in SH with Sol before, and both of their brothers are the children of the principal of Asgard, but I have to say that Loki is more troublesome than Thor...

Fortunately, he still listened to the advice of the principal and his wife of Asgard, so he was always in the state of 'causing trouble but not big trouble'.

As for the process of getting acquainted with Deliya...it must be 'knowledge by name'.

Then there is a spiral upward trend of 'play one game-lose-quiet for a while-play one game-lose-quiet for a while'.

——The Asgard Academy of Magic even once doubted whether the SH Academy is a reformation institute because of this.Otherwise, why did their little prince show unprecedented security after returning? !

...So for a long time, the Academy of Magic has always been full of admiration for SH Academy.

But no matter how you say it, it's just a contest of academics and skills. Everyone is a mage, and their relationship with each other is pretty good.

Hela was the best drinker in the audience. She lowered her head to check the juice in the glass before pushing it to Deliya and Raven, "You guys are not of drinking age, are you?"

"I'm here!" Deliya immediately raised her hand, "I don't need to abide by the laws here!"

...It makes sense.

But Wang looked away from the menu in doubt, and looked at Deliya, "Didn't you always think that wine would affect your eating speed, so you seldom drink?"

"How are you feeling today?" After all, it's been so long since we saw each other.

In the end, Deliya only drank two glasses of very low-alcohol cocktails.

...The concentration is really low, so low that Saul and Hela, who are used to drinking god wine, think it should be fruit juice.

As a result, Deriya still drank until her earlobes turned red.

Saul: It shouldn't be.Haven't you recovered Shuten-douji long ago?He even fought wine with me and Arthur!

Deliya insisted that she was not drunk, but was just showing her face.but--

Hey, when a person who has been drinking, no matter how he proves that he is 'not drunk', in the eyes of others, it is a sign of 'drunk'.

Even if Deliya started to recite pi now to show her sobriety, then Stephen and the others would still think, 'ah, drunk, she usually hates mathematics the most, how could she recite this? '

Both Stephen and Wang are students of SH Academy. They can take Deliya and the undrinked Raven back to the academy along the way. The expressionless Hela does not object to being escorted by her female counterpart.

But——Loki took the opportunity to tease Delia.

"Hmm, the little mage also has a day of overturning."

Deriya immediately alerted, "? I'm fine, I still know how to call someone to take me home."

"Oh," Loki shrugged, "Is there a taxi contact number? Then I can do it too. The contact information is written on the table."

Loki and Deria, who often competed in various magic competitions, looked at each other, and they touched their phones at the same time.

So, Rocky called a taxi during the evening rush hour in New York, and Deria caught Jason.

Rocky: ...

Watching Jason walk in the door, Sol finally remembered the great mission entrusted to him by his friend Tony and others, 'ask these two people about their relationship status'.

... Sol felt that there was no need for him to ask Delia.

Although it was summer, Deria, who dealt with goblins all year round, would inevitably have cold hands and feet.Jason put Deliya's hand in his pocket and greeted the others present.

Loki: ………You fucking.

The little prince was so angry that his scalp was numb. He tried his best to contain his emotions, maintaining an arrogant and indifferent expression, "Oh, you go, I have magic teleportation."

Pooh!Only fools wait to be picked up!They are serious mages who open the portal directly!

Ah!really!The little witch is not serious after falling in love! ——Although she was not very serious when she was carrying a knife and a hammer==.

As soon as Jason appeared, Stephen and Wang opened the portal very tacitly and wisely at the same time, and then hurried back to their dormitory.

'Thank you, their mages don't have the habit of eating dog food. '

Deriya's bracelets and earrings made a light sound as she moved, and some drunk little foxes had forgotten that she was still in human form. She stretched out her arms and hung them on Jason like a long fox usually. He said in a daze, "Do I look like the wind chime hanging at the door of the dormitory?"

"No. You're not," Jason replied fiercely, "because you're only hanging on me."

Deliya laughed twice, "Oh—"

Loki who was reading a spell: "..." Damn it.gone.

He would rather be hammered by Deliya with a hammer.

And just when Loki was about to leave, Deriya raised her head and reminded him, "Remember to pay for the taxi." They were already driving.

Under the gaze of Hela and Thor, Loki: "......... Oh."