Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

'How did you recognize the girl? '

- 'Because I can recognize her hair. '

"..." This is too perverted.

Jason was silent for two seconds for the dangerous and confusing speech he imagined, and only replied in a blunt tone, "Because I have eyes."

With such a big fox tail sticking out in front of your eyes, it's really hard to pretend you don't see or recognize it.

"...?" Considering Little Wing's literary hobbies and a large reserve of literary knowledge - after all, he would grow flowers in the safe house and read "The Art of War" - so Dick couldn't help thinking carefully, the "eyes" in the other party's mouth 'Could it be some kind of metaphor that I didn't get.

Jason didn't explain much, he stepped on the motorcycle, "You'd better manage your witnesses and evidence, don't let her grow out of bounds." Poison Ivy herself should be happy to use herself as evidence.

Dick shrugged, "When Poison Ivy walked into Arkham just now, it seemed like she was coming home."

——That's right, Poison Ivy walked in by herself.And took the initiative to walk in.

These "acquaintances" who often escaped from prison, each of them was forced to return to Arkham after being beaten violently, and every time they would say some cruel words of "When I come out, I must—" Cam was full of resistance and disdain.

...As a result, Poison Ivy's expression just now didn't look like she was about to go to the madhouse, but like she was going back to her happy hometown. ==.

The police officers in Arkham were all frightened by her, and tremblingly came over and asked, 'Did she accidentally consume some hallucinogen or growth hormone?Could sudden tantrums cause them physical harm? '

Ye Yi: "..." You may not believe it, but I think she should be really happy.

They couldn't risk letting Poison Ivy bring plants into Arkham, so they took all the vines and seeds she had hidden on her body in advance.In order to comfort Pamela, who was suffering from the loss of hybrid raw materials, Deria really handed over three volumes of the "Encyclopedia of Basic Agriculture Knowledge" series to the former botanist expert.

"It's okay!" The girl had a sincere expression and stared at Poison Ivy with bright eyes, "You can accumulate basic knowledge first! Let's take it step by step!"

The tone is very similar to [Parents waiting for their children to get their certificates at the gate of the elementary school].

...and Pamela was the primary school student who was brainwashed by her, and finally returned to her happy hometown of Arkham with the books in her arms.

Dick couldn't hold back the smile on his face, "Poison Ivy, Firefly Killer Crocodile...It seems that every enemy who has ever fought against the little gods finally returned to Arkham voluntarily."

Not only [voluntarily], but also behaved very well-behaved, and loved Arkham very much. …and even love Batman and Robin, and I am grateful every day that Gotham has their protection, otherwise I will definitely be stewed once I walk out of Arkham.

... Now Arkham has really started to become simple and simple.

——"And it is said that Loki and Baron Mordo, who were locked up by S.H.I.E.L.D., are also in this state."

Is this what is said in Eastern Tactics, "Attack the heart first, and subdue the enemy without fighting"? !This little god is really good at grasping human nature!

Jason · Read "Sun Tzu's Art of War" · Witnessed Deliya rushing out like a husky to plan to grill a crocodile · Todd:  …

Knowing the truth well, Red Hood was silent for a moment, started his motorcycle and returned to the safe house.

But hearing Dickie's exclamation, Jason couldn't help recalling his brain hole just now: Sure enough, S.H.I.E.L.D. kept her in a state of hunger in order to maintain her combat effectiveness. ...

Just like most of the onmyojis in Heian-kyo have their own courtyards, most people engaged in dangerous occupations in modern times have their own safe houses.

For everyone who has gone through bloody battles and gunshots, the safe house is a place where they can temporarily relax.They will be in this place, and it is inevitable that they will show some emotions that are usually restrained.

For example, the books that Jason put in the safe house, and the flowers that grew in the safe house. ——Even when he was fighting with people outside, he still thought about the potted plants in the safe house.

After returning to the safe house, Jason lazily greeted the furniture in the room as usual.After saying hello to the familiar bed and pillows one by one, his eyes fell on the fox felt on the table as if nothing had happened.

"--Good evening." Jason has the habit of naming the furniture in the safe house, but this fox blanket is an exception. It has always been the anonymous black householder of the safe house.

...Because Jason really wanted to ignore the racial differences and just call him a long-nosed pig--.

No matter how much Delia argued and explained that it was a fox, Jason's first impression of it was already so deep that it could not be shaken.

'Proboscis' was really the most apt name Jason could think of.

Jason took out the candy paper nightmare that Deliya had made tonight, and placed them side by side by the felt.Then he bent over with his arms folded and stared carefully for a long time, his blue-green eyes revealing a seriousness no less than when he loaded the gun.

"..." Well, he has to admit that, in fact, if we study the two carefully, there is still a difference between the fox and the pig.

For example, the details of the tail and nose are different, and the difference between the erect ears and pointed ears——

...But it still has the same style of painting.

Obviously, many small details have been made with such care, how can it still have a Picasso-style abstract beauty?How did she do it?

Gifted?

There are many experienced painting teachers in Dai's family. Rui is proficient in all kinds of oracle bone inscriptions and cuneiform writing styles. Ya once again felt the loneliness of being out of tune with the world because of her outstanding artistic aesthetics.

Maybe this is the so-called seeking defeat alone.

Deliya, who is lonely and desperate, is biting sugar and questioning the system, "Are you sure there are no bugs in your skill settings?"

The system is obliged to ensure the health of the host, so he first cared about Deliya's teeth, "...Even if the half-demon has a special constitution, you should be careful of tooth decay."

Then he retorted aggrievedly, "I'm sure not. I'm not that prone to bugs either."

His server is almost as high-end as Tony Stark's smart butler, and besides, he is not Jin X who is famous for his convulsions, nor is he Yu X's potato server.The probability of bugs is very small, and it can even be approximately equal to the purely negative debuff drawn by the European Emperor, Delia.

"..." The sweet orange-flavored candy in Deliya's mouth made her smell like candied orange slices on the cream cake. She checked the system skill panel back and forth, "Then why did he Can you stand unscathed in the sea of ​​flowers on the other side?"

You must know the lethality of the sea of ​​flowers on the other side, as long as it is released, no matter whether it is the ghost king, the fox or the gods, they must subconsciously take a few steps back.

Immune to the sea of ​​flowers on the other side, this is absolutely impossible for ordinary yin and yang eyes to do. —the problem should be with the Red Hood himself.

Because of insufficient authority during the novice period, the system couldn't help much throughout the whole process, so I had to watch the host brainstorm with deep aggrieved feelings.

"Sorry, host, but I really can't look up relevant information—"

This is not his problem QAQ!It's like playing an online game. The player hits a promotional ball to rise to level 90 in seconds, skips all the upgrade levels in the middle, and directly starts the boss of level 90.This is also possible in theory, after all, the strength of the host Delia is also fully capable of controlling this difficulty.

But as a system... he will definitely be missing a large part of the data records.Judging from the richness of the database, the practicality of Aotong is far inferior to that of Tony's smart butler.

At least Tony has granted Deliya the same level of authority as Peter.

What's more, since Deliya forcibly prevented Superman from harming Tony, the intelligent AIs of the Stark family who seemed to have become smart, the progress of their affection for Deliya exploded in an instant. ——Mr. Housekeeper in the building will even secretly remind Deria to help her find the cookies that Hawkeye hides in various places in the building.

After many inquiries to no avail, Deriya had no choice but to put this matter in her to-do reminder, and then struggled to get up from the lazy sofa to wash.

Deriya tucked into the quilt yawned and set the alarm clock in the background of the system, "There is still an appointment tomorrow..."

Poison Ivy is quite a boss. After defeating her, the system dropped a very impressive 1000 points.

However, Deriya didn't pay much attention to the system broadcast, she stared at the system backpack intently, and began to count sheep - counting spices to hypnotize.

"One large basil, two large basil leaves, three large mints..." can be grilled crocodile, stewed snake, and boiled octopus respectively——

God, what kind of treasure girl is Poison Ivy!What a treasure city that makes Gotham City happy!She is so happy!

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This rich food plan counted by pots accompanied Deliya's entire dream.

The system bears the obligation to protect Deliya's health, while the nightmare eater is responsible for ensuring Deliya's sleep status.This is their day job.

——then the system and the nightmare-eating tapirs stared at Deliya's dream, and fell into hours of silence.

"..." Who can tell them: Do you want to eat this dream full of sukiyaki, barbecue, tempura, and snake soup? !

Until the next morning, when Natasha and Pepper knocked on the door, the system was still struggling with this complicated problem.

"Hmm, good morning, Xiao Dai," Natasha raised her eyebrows as she looked at the sleepy Daria, and raised her hand to stroke her long hair that was messed up in sleep. "The pajamas are so cute."

"..." Deliya looked down at her white fluffy pajamas, and agreed briskly, "What's more, it's very warm to wear!"

Pepper Pepper, who was in charge of placing the order for pajamas, also nodded with a smile, "I knew this set would definitely suit you."

Natasha pushed Deriya to wash up, and put the breakfast she brought on the table, "Of course, your aesthetics and taste have always been very good."

The system recalled Deliya's wardrobe: "..."

The pajamas that Pepper chose were indeed very suitable for Deliya. After all, the clothes that Pepper prepared for Deliya almost contracted all the popular series of major brands.

...After all, the styles of the entire season have been moved into Deliya's wardrobe!Even if they win by quantity, there will definitely be suitable ones! !

Does this have anything to do with aesthetics and taste?This one!yes!Just because of money!

When dealing with the scarecrow incident, Natasha once promised Deliya that "after the matter is resolved, take Pepper to accompany her to pick out a new scarf as a gift".

For this reason, Pepper Pepper even worked overtime for three consecutive days, freeing up the whole day today for appointments.

In the eyes of outsiders, this may be a bit too solemn and troublesome. ——'It's not too late to get together when everyone is free. '

But as with all superheroes, it's best for them to get into the habit of delivering on their promises when and when they're there.

After all, no one knows what will happen in the next moment—whether a spaceship will suddenly drop from the sky and pull your best friends to outer space; a madman with green hair or a purple-colored radical will rush up to attack; Napoleon in the world asked with a smirk if the whole country missed him.

For them, [Late Changes] is not an advice, but a flag.

The breakfast that Natasha and Pepper prepared for Delia was certainly not a cold chicken breast sandwich with milk.

The exquisite and special boxes are opened layer by layer, revealing the breakfast carefully prepared by professional chefs, and it is very considerate to try to get closer to the Japanese style.

Deriya quickly finished washing, and ran to the restaurant wearing fluffy slippers while raising her hand to tie her hair, explaining her late rise shyly, "I had a very good dream, so I accidentally forgot Alarm clock--"

In the dream, she grilled a huge alien Ise lobster that fell from the sky with the seasoning provided by the poison ivy girl, and she was so happy that it was unimaginable.

Hearing her footsteps, Natasha seized the time to open the hot spring egg and drop it into the rice, then topped it with chopped seaweed according to the tutorial she read on the way, and poured the prepared soy sauce.

The thick egg yaki and miso soup are essential, and the mackerel still maintains the most wonderful taste.

Dessert after the meal is the sakura cake that Deliya casually mentioned before. The pink sakura cake is wrapped with sakura leaves.

It even comes with cherry tea, which is very suitable for dessert. The beautiful salted cherry blossoms are blooming in the teacup, like a delicate picture scroll slowly unfolding.

Aotong stared dumbfounded at the whole table full of breakfast, once again marveling at this unimaginable scene, "...I always knew that rich people would be happy, but I didn't know that rich people could actually be happy. So happy."

"Have you all eaten?" Deliya tied her long hair into a ponytail for easy movement, and stared at the food in front of her with bright eyes.

After a night of gourmet dreams, you can still eat such a rich breakfast in the real breakfast. ——Does this kind of happiness really exist? !

After getting an affirmative answer from Natasha and the two of them, Deriya picked up the chopsticks.

Deliya's eating is very good, even called [Standard], even the Hungry Ghost debuff can't obliterate her years of continuous training in the Onmyoji family.

But because of the satisfaction she felt from the bottom of her heart when she saw the food, she didn't eat rigidly, but rather like a hungry little animal.It seems that it can be made into a short film and then put on a TV station to advertise food.

Seeing the uncontrollable excitement on Deriya's face, Natasha's heart softened, and she raised her hand to take a photo of a smiling face and sent it to Tony, "If Tony knew that you liked it so much, maybe he would send it to you three times a day. Come to feed you."

Delia chuckled a few times, "That's too troublesome."

The Avengers all lived in the mansion, which was their common home.

Tony wanted to invite Deliya to live in a long time ago, after all, letting her live alone would always make them uneasy. ——Even with her combat power, she can almost wipe out all the big and small villains who come to the door.But strength is strength, and concern is concern.The God Queen of Asgard still felt that her two sons would not have enough to eat when they were away!

But because Deriya acted too independently, this proposal was really not easy to ask.

In the words of the supreme mage, it is: "You can't let the girl that the entire world line chooses and needs be trapped in one place."

——If it weren't for Strange's words, Tony would definitely try every means to find the world's chefs, and then use them to attract Deliya, so as to dispel the girl's unnecessary enthusiasm for Gotham City...

Looking at the interaction between Deriya and Natasha, the system couldn't help expressing his doubts all along: "I thought the host would hate humans."

'Um?Why?Just because of the discriminatory treatment I received in the human world? Deriya took a bite of the cherry cake and continued to talk to the system in her mind, "Is it because I am a half-demon blood different from ordinary humans?"

Feitong: "...I wanted to avoid these reasons at first, but you actually know it very well."

OTU recently has a tendency to become an AI with less Internet addiction. According to his analysis of the number of readings, "childhood shadow" and "native family" are the most likely reasons for blackening anti-social personality characters in various literary works.

"Yeah," Deria never evaded, "but that's not why I hate humans. I don't really like being watched by too many people, but—"

Delia was raised well by a group of goblins from the dark, and she grew into what she is now with a lot of love.

"It's so rare to meet someone who treats me well," Delia wrapped her thick clothes after breakfast, and obediently let Pepper arrange her beret. reason, and make a sharp appearance to wear down their feelings?"

Do you want her to keep a cold face and say to everyone who loves her, 'I don't need it, I have PTSD, I don't believe in human beings, hurry up! '? ==.Wow, human feelings and time are also very precious.Even if the half-demon lives longer, it can't bully humans like this.

"Of course I should repay their love for me."

The ghosts and monsters that everyone is afraid of reveal a rare light, so that Deria learns to love and appreciate.She learned, and did well.

...Of course there is another reason, the person who will degenerate into a ghost and eventually become a shikigami must have experienced great stimulation and blows during his lifetime.

So the shikigami around Deliya are actually... everyone is quite miserable.

It's all so miserable, after getting together, should we continue to compare each other's misery?Of course, it is to heal each other and heal each other.

The system was shocked by Deria's words for a long time and didn't know how to react. Whenever he thought he knew the host very well, Deria would reveal a new side and make his circuit disorder.

The system didn't come to its senses until the three of Deliya walked out the door and saw a familiar luxury car.

"...I knew he would follow." Seeing Tony, who rolled down the car window and poked his head out, the two ladies present complained in unison.

"Morning, lovely ladies," Tony pushed his sunglasses, revealing a pair of heart-melting caramel eyes, "I think you need a man to carry the bags? Why don't you let me do that?"

He gave Deliya a wink, and enthusiastically extended the invitation, "I also know a very delicious barbecue restaurant, you can go there at noon."

Happy sitting in the driver's seat: ... Boss, wake up!Aren't the things you bought before sent directly to the building after swiping your card?Can you come up with a more solid excuse?

In fact, as the CEO of Pepperstark Industries, all major brands will send her new products for the next season as soon as possible, and then she will choose and order them at will to deliver to her door.

However, she and Natasha agreed that it was necessary for Deriya to experience the joy of shopping.The girl is stretched too tight, and she often has to deal with many enemies inside and outside the universe, and she only has such a hobby as [eating]—it's not conducive to relaxing.

Hearing Tony's proposal, Pepper glanced at the time on the phone, "If I remember correctly, you should be in the office right now, where there are at least ten contracts waiting for you."

Pepper clearly still had a very standard eight-teeth smile on his face, but it made people feel inexplicably murderous, "By the way, those things should have been done by you last week."

Tony had already opened the car door and was about to pull Deliya into the car. Hearing this sentence, his body froze instantly, "OK, OK, I know, but Pepper, you—"

"Maybe it's because I finished the work ahead of time, and you—" Pepper pulled Deriya away from Tony's arm, walked to his parking space, and looked back at Tony proudly, "Recently Do you only remember soaking in the workshop?"

Tony: "..." Then what can we do!The enemies that Deria defeated were really valuable!Just a Galactus, how much alien technology he brought!

How could he not be obsessed with research!Even the good Dr. Banner was dragged to live in the workshop by him!If it wasn't for Deriya's long-nosed pig—oh yes, the animal named nightmare-eating animal, which can help people improve their sleep quality, he could completely refresh his own record for staying up late.

"Work hard," Deriya turned around and waved her hand violently, "You can do it!"

Every onmyoji has the potential to be a workaholic, and Delia has always loved her job.She saw that Tony's hair was very strong and he had a long way to go!

Looking at the backs of the three leaving, Tony let out a long sigh, "It's really a headache to have a disobedient child at home."

He originally planned to seize this opportunity to further shorten the distance and urge Deliya to move into the mansion earlier.

——Yes, the reason the balloon-changing mage said is indeed very reasonable.But living in the mansion does not mean that you will be released elsewhere!Don't all the members of the entire Avengers go on business trips all over the world from time to time!This does not conflict at all!

Seeing Tony sigh, Happy opened his mouth to try to comfort his boss and friend, "...Actually, Deriya is very good..."

However, before he could finish his sentence, he was interrupted by Tony.

"I see her busy every day, saving the world today, repelling alien invasion tomorrow, betting on the baby in pajamas the day after tomorrow, and helping Superman and Gotham... Sigh, watching her do so many things really makes me happy Headache."

Tony put on the sunglasses, opened his arms and leaned back in the chair, raised his chin in doubt, "Why do you have such an expression?"

The dumbfounded Happy: "..."

whatthefu—he shouldn't be trying to comfort Tony!He should be tweeting a tree hole right now, and the topic name is, 'August [-], those Versailles remarks of my boss'! !

And the most exasperating thing is, does this person have a reason? !

Delia can really do anything? !

——Deria can really do anything.

The three people on the other side happened to be discussing this related issue.

"All the questions are hit?" Although Deriya expected the betting result, she was still happy for Peter when she heard Natasha say this.

"Yeah, all the questions." Natasha curled Deliya's hair and said with a smile, "Peter was so surprised when he got the test paper that he couldn't spell the name."

Deliya felt that she could imagine that scene, "Did Peter say that?"

"No," Natasha shook her head, "he's been busy at school recently, so he doesn't have time to go to the mansion."

"However, he sent Tony a message—and he sent three messages in a row, each of which exceeded the maximum text content. Tony was in the work room at the time. After Saul saw it, in order for Tony to reap the joy shared by Peter earlier, Just read it aloud."

...In every sense, this is something that this group of people can do.