Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Waiting for the day when I carry the iron pot again——

All the ingredients will eventually surrender, and then seasoning, shredded, flavored, and finally sucked and sucked.

Born as an onmyoji, one should always look cool, always hold one's head high and never give in, always put one's life on the line and turn the corner, and always—on the way to cook, eat, and take out.

Of course, it can also be more unpretentious like Deliya: diligently harvesting the plants that condense the fruits of her own (and Pamela's) labor.

"..." To be honest, Ye Yi still feels a little confused until now.

He looked at the incredible scene in front of him, and even subconsciously confirmed whether he had been poisoned by Poison Ivy's neurotoxin, and now he was in the hallucination created by the other party.

——But will Poison Ivy really grow vegetables in the hallucinations she created?

——Really? ?

Poison Ivy can be regarded as a representative criminal in Gotham City. She is so famous that many people have heard of her even outside of Gotham.

And Nightwing, the original Robin, Dick Grayson, of course he has dealt with each other many times-of course he has also [fighted] many times.

So Dick is very aware of the various attack methods used by Poison Ivy: using plants containing strong toxins to kill people, trapping enemies with vines and bushes, magnifying all controllable plants around them into weapons, and using neurotoxins to confuse and control Enemies become puppets...

After many battles, Batman and Robin have even studied various weapons and props specially used to restrain Poison Ivy. ——such as rapid insecticide or dehydrating agent, etc.

On the way here, Ye Yi also thought that he would see the above scenes that he had simulated and broken many times in his mind.He even prepared a gas mask and antidote for himself in advance like the Red Hood just now.

But,

Looking at Poison Ivy and Deliya in front of him, Ye Yi hesitated to speak, and really didn't know what kind of reaction he should make.

How should I put it, compared with Dick's guess, the scene that is happening before his eyes cannot be said to be very similar, at least it has nothing to do with it.

Poison Ivy's usual attacks are:

-Trap enemies with vines and trees.

That was true, even now, except that it was Poison Ivy herself who was trapped.

——and confuse and control the enemy with his own neurotoxin.

That's true, and of course it's the same now, but it's Poison Ivy herself who is dizzy now.I don't know what drug worked, pesticide?Anyway, Poison Ivy was much weaker than normal.

——and infinitely magnify all the controllable plants around you into your own weapons.

...and that's true.After all, since Nightwing arrived, Poison Ivy has been catalyzing the plants almost non-stop, turning the plants in front of her into unimaginable behemoths.

...Correction, to be precise, it should be a giant that can be eaten.

And these plants are no longer the weapons of Poison Ivy, but vegetables, but spices, but things that will appear on the dinner plate and table at any time.

Watching the strange girl keep taking out all kinds of plants, which were then urged to grow by the poison ivy girl, Ye Yi felt as if he was watching a live farming game.

Dick: "..." Is he really not being hallucinated and causing his brain to be confused? !Is this really happening?Is this reasonable?

And I don't know why, Dick felt that his breathing suddenly became very difficult, as if with the girl's brisk voice, his lungs had been filled with wasabi soy sauce and miso==.

As long as you take a breath, you feel like you are in the back kitchen of a restaurant, watching the chef prepare all kinds of ingredients.

Dick really didn't expect that Poison Ivy would turn over in such a weird way.

If Outong can know Dick's current thoughts, he will definitely comfort him very skillfully: "Hey, don't care who the enemy is, and don't care how the host defeats the opponent, anyway, when the host takes out the pot , you will surely forget these questions.”

Jason raised his head and glanced at the stunned Dick next to him, with a subtle sense of sympathy and superiority, he picked up the mint leaves that Poison Ivy had just catalyzed, "Are you sure this is really edible?"

Poison Ivy and Delia answered almost at the same time:

——"Yes, yes!" Deriya stuffed the plant back into the system backpack briskly, "Are you going to try it? I have all kinds of spices here, and there are knives and fires, and the only thing missing is a killer crocodile." !"

——Pamela glared at him angrily, "Don't insult my ability to control plants! Of course this is edible! This is the result of the joint efforts of me and my little sweetheart!"

Jason's expression under the hood is so complicated that it's hard to describe it in words: ...She is so excited, is it true that Poison Ivy has been PUAed? !

The pupil quake under Yeyi's blindfold: ...? ?What does it mean to be short of a killer crocodile?Wouldn't it be what he thought?

So during this period of time, the reason why Killer Crocodile always talks strangely in his sleep has been found?

Jason was silent for a moment before answering Deliya's proposal just now: "Don't even think about it."

During this period of time, Deria has always maintained the visit frequency of "sending Freddy to sleep twice a week", and continued to care for Killer Croc, ensuring that the other party did not lose weight because of being imprisoned in Arkham.

Freddy, who has been able to recite the Bible proficiently and waits for God's rescue, can now achieve stable output in the dream of the killer crocodile: waiting for you in the wind and rain, in the dream.As long as the person being tossed is not me, then I can still be very happy.

Knowing that the killer crocodile has been doing well recently - Freddy said he was still alive and kicking - so after being rejected by Jason, Deliya was not very disappointed, and she put away all the catalyzed huge plants one by one , in a happy mood, "So you see, as long as you use your abilities in the right place, how useful it will be."

"..." Both Jason and Dick had a tacit understanding that what she said was 'how delicious'.

Seeing Deliya's tail flicking back and forth so excitedly that it even reached the sea of ​​flowers on the ground, Jason felt another headache.

Jason can only say that it's lucky that the person who came was this Dicky bird - of course, it's also fortunate that other people can't see the girl's tails at all.

He could completely imagine how the devil cub would react when he found Daria's tail.

After all, Jason knew that Wayne Manor now had bat cows. ...yes, Bat Cow.Even if Damian brings back a tiger one day, Jason won't be surprised. *

It's no exaggeration to say that Damian can really make her tail shine.

Thinking of this, Jason moved forward a few steps silently, and when Ye Yi didn't notice it, he raised his hand and pinched Deliya's swaying foxtail, who was still standing in the sea of ​​flowers. ...soft, like cotton candy.

"..." The long fluff stood up with a swish, and became vigilant like silver needles and white snow.

Deriya was originally happy like a farmer who finally ushered in a good harvest. When Jason interrupted her, she looked back at the red hood who had also stepped into the sea of ​​flowers on the other side, her eyes surprised.

The attack range of Bianhua Huahai is a strafing indiscriminate attack.Although Deriya has already regarded the Red Hood as a reliable teammate in her heart, the system will not modify the skills because of personal feelings.

"..." As an experienced onmyoji, Deliya knew very well that pure yin and yang eyes would not have this effect.

Her gaze lightly fell on Jason for a moment, before she aroused the other party's doubts, she retracted it in time and shifted to the Poison Ivy girl opposite.

After noticing Ye Yi's arrival, Poison Ivy became visibly irritable. She knew that as soon as the other party appeared, she would probably be thrown into Arkham again. "You can't disturb my relationship with Little Sweetheart."

"What do you think we are discussing?" Poison Ivy was still under the control of the human-faced tree, so she had to signal her surroundings with her eyes, "It's the future of the entire earth!"

"I've had enough of you mammals!" Poison Ivy indignantly said, "You can't understand the value of this cooperation! As long as the two of us start working together, we will become the arms of nature and the spirit of the earth! Can represent the will of nature!"

Jason Yeyi didn't dare to speak non-tong: "..."

Deriya: "...??" The will of nature?who?

She ain't she no!She cannot represent the will of nature!She can only represent the will of hell!For example, convey to the human beings on the earth and tell the two or three things that Bi Anhua has seen and heard in hell.The difference between the two is huge!

"Are you working with her?" Jason said unambiguously, "Are you planning to cooperate in organizing a vegetable base and start a high-tech business in Gotham?"

"Or plan to cooperate to establish a vegetable restaurant?"

wake up!Isn't Delia's purpose obvious enough?She is really just greedy for your body!

Dick: "..."

For some reason, Dick now felt like the most normal person on the scene.

Deliya didn't have much reaction to the [Poison Ivy is going to enter Arkham] this time. After all, even when she was in Heianjing, the Higan flower was not always by her side—the body of the Higan flower was always in bloom. On the Santu River.

but!As long as the pot is still there!Feelings won't go away!

Poison Ivy Girl's beautiful face showed obvious resistance, she looked at Deliya unwillingly, "Sweetie, don't you have anything to say to me—"

"Hmm—" After hearing Pamela's words, Deliya actually thought about it seriously, then stared at Pamela solemnly and asked, "When you control plants in the future, you can let Do they crossbreed and increase their yield? Or do they study new varieties and improve their survival rate?"

——Since I haven’t drawn Inari, I can only think of other ways to increase plant production.

What is it called?This is called technology changing life.

Delia looked at Pamela expectantly, her eyes revealing the joy and excitement after the win-win cooperation, "I can give you a book of basic agricultural knowledge as a textbook! When you were in Arkham, you happened to have a lot of time You can learn!"

Don't be lazy in Arkham either!Remember to improve your knowledge reserve!Continuously improve the utilization rate of agricultural resources by improving technology!In turn, the cost of vegetable production can be reduced, and more excellent finished products can be cultivated! ——In this way, you can eat more meals and prolong the service life of the seasoning.

In the most gentle and brisk tone, speak the most ferocious Bartley.

Very inspiring topic.Good positive connotation.

...But to be reasonable, shouldn't this scene appear at some agricultural and animal husbandry exchange conference?Why did it appear on a battlefield where you were still alive just now? !

It may be because of the bewitching ability inherent in the blood of the fox family, and because she was taught by shikigami such as Tamamozen and Hannya who are especially deceptive when she was young, so when Deliya is persuading people, she always has a strong sense of fear. The sense of confidence makes people involuntarily think along with her rhythm.

——Otherwise, why so many super-premier games in New York City have been 'daihua'.

Poison Ivy is a very typical example of 'Daihua'.

After hearing Deliya's words, Pamela was at a loss for a while, and then began to feel that - what Little Sweetheart said seemed to make sense?

Before Pamela was infected with the mutation, she was in charge of plant research, and she would also produce highly toxic flower toxins by hybridizing plants. — At that time her focus was only on plant toxins.

So she can use the methods mentioned by the little sweetheart to improve the survival rate and coverage rate of the plant babies, and regain control of the earth faster.

Just like mammals will feed babies milk powder, she can also provide a better living environment for plant babies.

God, this idea is really genius.

Looking at Pamela's brighter eyes, Jason: "..." He suddenly realized that the metaphor he just described was actually very inappropriate.

Poison Ivy may be a brainwashed Harley Quinn now, but Delia is definitely not a PUA crazy clown.

because--

"...You really are more heartless than the clown." Jason concluded blankly.

When the clown bewitches the clown girl, he will always say some love words like 'baby, sweetheart, you need me, I will definitely come back to save you', which makes the clown girl fascinated.

Even if everyone—except maybe Harley Quinn herself of course—knows that those words are all lies, at least they sound sweet and touching.

Damn this girl doesn't even tell such a lie, she comes up with 'I confess, I'm just greedy for you', 'Let's join hands and fight for food! '.

... She has no heart!

"I knew it," said Pamela's cheerful voice, "you and I have the same ideas, and we both bear the will of nature." That's why she came up with such a genius idea.

Pamela can't wait to start her own brooding program.

Jason: ...no.She's definitely just there to have a good time eating.

Dick struggled to hold back the laughter that might erupt at any time, "...If we continue with this, Arkham will really become a talent exchange market and a re-employment center."

Anyway, in Arkham, there are doctors everywhere, and there are a lot of professors. They have such a wealth of knowledge and experience accumulation.

Then the headlines in Gotham City newspapers will be "Botanist Poison Ivy still devotes herself to research in the mental hospital, and finally made a great contribution to increasing agricultural production. Congratulations, the folk customs are simple!" '.

... What to do, Ye Yi took a deep breath with a complicated mood, he already had a picture.

Deriya originally planned to go to Arkham with the three of them, but Jason firmly refused.After all, as Deriya said just now, she now has fire, knife, and seasoning, but she is short of a killer crocodile...

She would be safer staying away from Arkham.

Although she couldn't be there, Deria still provided the trunk of the Human Face Tree as an aid to escort Poison Ivy.

"He will haunt the enemy all the time," Deriya taught meticulously, "When you don't need it, just use external force to remove him."

While Deria was speaking, Ye Yi looked at her curiously and politely.

There are many masked heroes, but they are also divided into different ways to hide their identities: Superman's glasses, Nightwing Robin's eye patch, Red Hood's red bucket, Iron Man, Spiderman's Batman's mask...

But the way Deria hid her identity—

The fuzzy feeling formed by the face mask and the smoky smoke belong to the metaphysical type of camouflage.

In the eyes of the outside world, Deliya is now just wearing an ordinary mask and a furry scarf to make an ordinary disguise.People can tell that this is a beautiful girl with a strange appearance, and they will not notice any discomfort when getting along.

But after saying goodbye to her, even the best detectives and the most terrifying brains will not remember her real appearance and voice at all.Even the video data can be covered with smoke and thin codes.

——It is similar to Superman's mysterious glasses, even more metaphysical.

It may be because Ye Yi grew up in a circus when he was young, so Ye Yi had the experience of dealing with all kinds of people since he was a child. He is warm and friendly.

Even before leaving, he greeted Deliya very naturally, "Thank you very much for your help, I am Nightwing."

He was very considerate and didn't take the initiative to ask Deria's name.

And Delia looked up at him, just smiled silently.

Jason glanced over the two of them, "Congratulations, you are not in danger of being eaten." After all, Deriya really made such radical remarks as 'the name Robin has wings, so it sounds delicious'.

Ye Yi: "...??"

Jason didn't answer the other party's doubts, but just took the candy wrapper that Deliya had folded before, "Okay, we will send her there." So you can hurry up and leave.

In fact, Deriya's target tonight was originally the clown, but the temptation to move the vegetable base was too great, causing her plan to go astray and collapse.

But clowns can't eat, all the condiments tonight can be eaten!

After Deriya left with a flick of her tail, Nightwing and Red Hood threw the Poison Ivy back silently as usual, and warned the other side, "The businessman who used plants to sneak away is already investigating."

Dick didn't ask until he was sure the surroundings were safe, "Is that the new little god from New York City?"

Jason turned his head, "How do you know?" If it wasn't for the big tail, even he wouldn't have recognized the face.

"In fact, at the beginning, I just felt that her abilities and personality were very interesting, and she loved food very much, but she didn't completely match the information—" At most, it was just some doubts that couldn't really be stamped.

until.

Dick's eyes fell on the candy paper origami in Jason's hand, "...I think it's hard not to see it."

... After all, there are really not many people who can make handicrafts so delicate and special.

At first glance, this handicraft looks like the style of the 'long-nosed pig' in Jason's base.And they already knew that the girl who repelled Freddy was Delia.

"..." That's true.

Just like the Avengers were able to recognize Deria through Kaibozu.

There shouldn’t be too many people who can make this kind of handmade paintings/know mermaids like this, even if you think about it from the perspective of the whole world...

It can even be rounded, and there should be only this one.

Dick couldn't help laughing, "She's simply more interesting than in the data."

Jason was silent for a moment before speaking, "...If she is not safe, S.H.I.E.L.D. will not use her at all."

This sentence is quite correct, after all, the special positioning of SHIELD, and the brain of Fury, the director of SHIELD... They must have eliminated the risk long ago.

It's just that Dick didn't expect Jason to say that.

He shrugged and skipped the subject, "So how did you recognize her? By pheromones?"

"..." If it was because of the hair, wouldn't it look too strange.