Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

In John Watson's view, everything that has happened recently is quite confusing.

For example, Deria from "It turned out to be a superpower";

For example, Sherlock only investigates the case in general, but in the end he uncovers a bizarre and mysterious development;

For example, suddenly collectively moved to Allendale in the center of New York City;

... Another example is the mermaid that appeared in Gotham.

After the appearance of Kaifangzhu was captured by the camera and posted on the Internet and even the media, there were extremely heated discussions on all major social platforms——

The general tone is: "Resist seawater pollution!! Look at how the mermaids in Gotham City have become polluted and mutated?!"

The sub-keynote is: "Isn't the most important issue to correct the aesthetic problems of underwater creatures as soon as possible? Maybe they all think that there are no creatures in the deep sea that can see their faces clearly, so they just take care of themselves and save trouble?"

There is also a part: "So it was the mermaid who protected Gotham? Shall we give him a code name? How about looking up to Starman?" - this adjective, it sounds like an old British.

Rarely, after the clown gang and the fireflies cooperated and dispatched, what surged wildly on social platforms was not [battle injuries, complaints and insults to Gotham City, suspicion of Batman], but people's love for Aquaman and the collective sea animals. Sincere concern.

——Although Neptune may not be willing to express his gratitude for this kind of care.

"I want to be more optimistic." After vehemently rejecting Sherlock's proposal to take pictures, Watson began to comfort himself weakly. "Although this mermaid looks quite unique, isn't he the 'goldfish head' you often mentioned before?"

Sherlock used to mock other people's IQ with 'goldfish without brains', but this time—

Watson closed his eyes and recalled the shocking glance at Umibozu just now,

This time, it's really a fucking fish head.

If you think about it this way, it's not bad. From now on, Sherlock's words can be upgraded from [sarcasm] to [authentic adjective].

Sherlock: ...He felt that his partner must have been stimulated too much, which made him not sober now.

He withdrew his gaze from the phone, and looked up at Watson, "From the perspective of evolution, it is really impossible to understand why sea creatures choose the evolutionary direction of fish head and human body, which is not conducive to survival and hunting; If you compare it with a beautiful fantasy, then he also has everything you want in theory.”

"... Oh." After a long silence, Watson dryly squeezed out an emotionless syllable.

That's right, the mermaids in popular fantasy are all "big moist eyes, long eyelashes, red lips, and slapped face", which is full of human aesthetics.

If all these adjectives are listed and superimposed, they match perfectly with the mermaid just now.

But also completely different! !

It can't be said that they are exactly the same, at least they are irrelevant!

The physiques of mermaids and mermaids cannot be generalized. Some mermaids have turned into fish-headed human bodies in extreme freedom.

Watson calmed down, and then said to Sherlock: "I can't imagine you would be so calm. Before, you were able to draw an equation between Thor and ET aliens—"

The detective's brain, rationality, science, and a strong desire to explore all the unknown.

"The arrival of merfolk, like the arrival of the alien Thor, has shown us what it means to be biologically diverse."

Sherlock: It's scientific, it's reasonable, there's nothing magical about it.jpg

Watson shrugged, "OK, if we can see non-living things speak, I will definitely look forward to your reaction."

"Excellent reasoning, except that your hypothetical conditions are impossible to happen, it is perfect." Sherlock looked at the phone again, "Do you hope that one day the mirror will speak like in "Harry Potter"? Then A puff of smoke has self-awareness like a dementor?"

"Complete, complete, impossible."

Watson: ...But didn't you also record the plots in Rosa's storybook in your precious brain hard drive?

If Deriya knew what Mr. Flag Mad Demon Detective said, she would definitely take out Yun Wai Jing and Yanyan Luo on the spot.

It's a pity that she still doesn't know anything about it and is obsessed with combing her tail.

Jason stared at the comb that Delia handed over, and for a moment he could hardly control the expression under his mask.

Okay, okay, this girl is really not afraid at all.

There is absolutely no sense of tension after the privacy is discovered by outsiders, and there is no fear of him as a 'Gotham City criminal'.

No wonder she dared to directly make the clown into an ice sculpture for exhibition.

With Jason's hands, he has removed the tires of the Batmobile, held two guns, carried a rocket launcher, wrapped bandages on himself to stop the bleeding, and often pressed the enemy's head against the wall...

But now, he was using these two hands to take over the comb with complicated emotions.

...Jason had a hard time understanding how this all happened.

He thought about throwing the comb and immediately turned around and stepped on the motorcycle to leave the scene;

But he also felt that if he didn't agree to this girl, she didn't know who else she would ask for help.

—Damn she had the guts to rush into Arkham for someone!

Jason lifted Deliya to the motorcycle, and emphasized with a low voice, "Just this time. Don't let me see you appearing with these tails waving in the future, or I will cut all your tail hairs immediately."

Jason moved the location to an alley where there was no surveillance and almost no one would pass by. After all, other people couldn't see the girl's tail, and their waiting actions would definitely be confusing to outsiders.

"Yeah, yeah," Deliya's answer was soulless, and she tapped on the phone screen to reply to Sherlock, "Okay, don't worry, I won't bring them out again."

"..." The attitude was so straightforward that Jason couldn't help but doubt it.

After all, after the mission just ended, Deliya received another 3000 points, and got Bai Zangzhu and the Judge.She had originally planned to replace the tail with a white Zangzhu model in the near future to keep it fresh!

Like many human girls like to buy new clothes, isn't it normal for her to change to a new tail model?

Although a fox is an animal belonging to the canine fox family, Jason felt that this girl did not have Sparky's tendency to be happy when touched.

Jason put down the combed tails stiffly, only felt that these tails could wrap the girl up like a blanket, wrapping them into a——

He looked down into the girl's eyes and decided in his mind: 'Yeah, rolls with berries. '

Deriya was sitting on the motorcycle, typing on her phone to send text messages, and she didn't even turn the screen away from Jason.

When Jason scanned casually, he couldn't understand why someone would discuss the "development history of the mermaid race" with her at such a late-night time.

Had the mutant girl's circle of friends extended to biologists? ?

"—Your main activity location is in New York City?" Jason paused suddenly while brushing his second tail, and opened his mouth without warning.

"Yeah." Deriya didn't raise her head, her tone was even explanatory, "You checked my information."

Wow, this is so normal. When they were in Heianjing, whenever the Onmyojis planned to conquer some place, they would gossip about the other party's whole family first.Including but not limited to monster's emotional history, family history, fallen demon history, reincarnation history...

Even Ghost King Shuten Doji couldn't escape this arrangement.

"..." Jason didn't expect Deliya to react so calmly, and he continued in a stiff tone, "The ice on Hulk's body is too obvious."

The Avengers dealt with the Hulk incident very cautiously, without any close-up shots, and even public reports didn't elaborate on who solved the incident.

But Jason had seen the girl's way of dealing with the killer crocodile a long time ago, and he could easily associate the two together.

...and Jason had the feeling that Batman would also associate the ice on the Joker with her.

...and maybe the Joker himself too.

"He won't let you make him into a stupid ice sculpture like a fool."

Hearing Jason's words, Deriya put down her phone, and thought for a while with great interest, "Then I should change to something else? The one that won't easily think of me?"

Before thinking of a plan to deal with Baron Mordo, neither Deriya nor Doctor Strange planned to touch the control, so she thought of a compromise way to solve it: "Change to Shiranui Flame? Or Nightmare Eater? These are all fine. transmitted to the clown."

Delia can't understand why people only remember the simple way of 'tie the villain' now, superficial!One sided!No research spirit!

The real witchcraft technique is a high-level spell that can make the opponent fall into a world of ice and fire through curses, and even use dolls to manipulate the neck and head of the cursed person!

These curses can completely transmit damage and control that many modern people can't even imagine!

"..." Jason recalled the scene of the killer crocodile being roasted and Freddy being sucked by the boar, and replaced the protagonist in the memory with the clown, really wanting to agree to Deliya's proposal.

"Gotham isn't for you," Jason tucked his tail back into Deliya's palm, "You'd be better off staying in New York City."

The relationship between the Avengers and her looks good. Take Spiderman as an example, it can be seen that the Avengers are very protective of newcomers.They also have a good relationship with Professor X, where mutants are taught well.

And there are far fewer lunatics in New York City than there are in Gotham.

The girl is safer in New York City.

Deliya hugged her tail and warmed her hands. After hearing this, she complained helplessly to the system: "Why are you all so obsessed with letting me stay in New York?"New York is full of fakes!Fake Octopus Fake BBQ!There are very few good ingredients! '

Deriya collected the fluff that fell off when combing her tail, and answered Jason casually, "Okay, but can you send Killer Crocodile and Poison Ivy to New York first?"

She has been greedy for their bodies for a long time!Grilled crocodile and grilled vegetables both sound delicious!

Jason: "...??"

No, wait?Aren't the Avengers your close [suspected] teammates?Are you cheating them like this?Could it be that he felt that he didn't have enough villains in his territory, so he wanted to import enemies?

You're so helpful, do the Avengers know that?

"If Gotham City is so dangerous—" Delia paused, looked up at Jason with interest, and asked curiously, "Is the housing price in Gotham City very low?"

This is considered a haunted house in the East, the kind that will be discounted and hung up.

But I don't know if there is such a saying in the West.

Jason: "..."

Good job, he really can never predict what Deliya's next topic will be.

Jason paused slightly as he combed his tail. Analyzing from this attitude, Deliya felt that the other party didn't want to discuss this topic very much, so she changed the direction of the conversation very intimately.

"Actually, I have another question that I have been curious about for a long time—" Deriya looked at Jason's hood hesitantly, and used as gentle and euphemistic terms as possible, "Will long-term night watch lead to baldness? ?”

After all, despite the hood, the top of his head still looks quite round...

Tony is also a red helmet, but the visual effect is not so round and good - and according to Hawkeye: Tony's helmet has a hair dryer in his helmet, so he never needs to worry about his hair being crushed.

And this is also based on Deliya's experience. When she was still in Heianjing, she often heard that many fellow onmyojis stayed up late at night in order to pursue the Night Walk of Hundred Ghosts, which resulted in serious hair loss.

Jason took a deep breath, put the comb back into Deliya's hand, and said fiercely, "...you shut up." He turned around and walked out of the alley.

System: "...?? Is he implying you to leave quickly?"

Seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages, and protecting the host are the rules engraved into the system program, so whenever he encounters this kind of person who "looks very difficult to mess with", he will minimize his sense of existence as much as possible and not disturb Host.

——In this list, in addition to the red hood, there are Sherlock (he is too smart), and Stark (he is smart and has an AI steward whose degree of perfection is no less than the system)

Delia crumpled the fallen fluff into a ball, "There are still three tails to comb, he won't leave."

Sure enough, Jason came back soon, and exchanged the chocolate drink he just bought from the vending machine for the comb in Deliya's arms, "Stop talking."

——if everyone is willing to gag Delia in this way.

——Then all the food reserves in New York and Gotham City must have been eaten up by her long ago.

What Jason brought back was a hot drink, and Deliya put it on her lap to keep warm, and continued to study the fluff in her hand.

'...This is the fluff in front of Tamamo. 'Thinking of this, Deliya's movements became much lighter, and a smile appeared in the eyes under the mask.

The first batch of shikigami that Deliya signed a contract with were Yukino and Nebi, but after careful calculation, the first "youkai from outside" she saw was actually Tamamo-mae.

Because of the powerful talent brought by the half-demon blood, since she was born, Deliya's family has placed high hopes on her.

Most of the time, Deriya was locked in her own yard practicing onmyoji, hoping to become the main onmyoji of the family as soon as possible; only rarely did she have the opportunity to go out.

That day, she was going to the outskirts of Beijing with her family elders to look for traces of Tubi, but it happened that Ping'an capital was in chaos because of a demon attack.

In the chaos, Deriya got separated from her elders, and silently huddled in a small corner hidden by debris in the depths of the alley.

Later, when he was able to hold Dr. Onikiri Slashing Octopus and the evil god Deria, he was only seven years old at that time, and he was a small ball after shrinking.

There was the sound of very light footsteps, accompanied by the sound of the fox's tail slapping back and forth in the air.

Deria counted her heartbeat and breathing, silently waiting for the other party to leave.

But the footsteps stopped beside Deria.

An extremely glamorous face came closer, and the fox eyes glowing with strange light looked at Deria and blinked, "Oh, she is a little fox demon girl."

There was some dust on the gorgeous clothes of the fox demon, and there was even blood on her fingertips. She raised her hand and patted Deriya's head, and said softly, "And she's a cute little girl." .” There was a melancholy in Deria’s voice that she couldn’t understand at that time.

"Stay here," she smiled at Delia, a trace of demon power enveloped the alley, "you will be safe."

——It wasn't until the end of the incident that Deliya knew that it was the nine-tailed fox demon Yuzao who was lurking in Kyoto to make trouble.

He was even able to leave leisurely in front of many sergeants and onmyoji after setting off a huge wave, so strong that the onmyoji in Heian capital dared not mention the name of Tamamo for a long time.

But it protected Deliya.

Even in the future, Deriya will let her rua her tail!

"..." Jason looked down at Deliya, wondering why the other party suddenly became so obedient, and didn't speak for more than ten minutes.

"Okay!" Deriya put away the needle girl's needle, and lifted up the fox felt she just made in her hand, "Isn't it cute?"

"..." Jason didn't want to question where she got the needle anymore, he stared at the fox felt for a moment of silence, "Is that your long-nosed pig?"

Not bad, quite vivid.

"??? This is a fox."

Well, even though Peter had urgently made up lessons, and even went to the art gallery to check in and report for several days, Deliya's aesthetic problem is still flawed.

Jason carefully looked at the fox felt for a while, "Actually, if you look carefully—"

"...I still can't see it."

This is clearly a long-nosed pig.

It's really strange, is this girl under the management of the Avengers, or is she studying under Professor X?Not only did they feed her, but they didn't even develop a correct aesthetic concept? !

——There are some pots, and you will get used to it after carrying it on your back.

However, when Tony and the others saw Deliya the next day, they still showed a complicated expression of dumbfounding.

"To be honest," Tony projected the information on the smart housekeeper's phone in front of Deliya, "The mysterious person who controls the fire to shoot down the fireflies, the mysterious person who controls the smoke, these adjectives really can't be seen as you."

Moreover, the little girl's cover-up measures are very good, even if the AI ​​comparison cannot connect the body shapes and movements of the two people.

The most important witness is: Umibozu.

ok, fine, this is a solid hammer.

Hawkeye added: "Except for you, it's hard for me to imagine that anyone else can get acquainted with this kind of mermaid." He felt that Aquaman might not be able to do it.

"Well, it makes sense," Deriya nodded earnestly, "after all, not all murlocs can be so good-looking."

"...If you must think so, it's not impossible." Tony patted Deriya's shoulder, "But regarding your itinerary last night, I think we need to continue discussing it."

The richest man in New York who has eaten countless delicacies really wonders, what delicious food is there in Gotham City?Can Delia be so persistent all the time?

Did she shoot the bat down and eat it?Or catch all the mockingbirds and roast them?Can't it?

Deliya likes the atmosphere in Fulian Building very much. If SHIELD is like the Yinyang Room in Heianjing, then the building is like the courtyard of Onmyoji.

——But in her courtyard, there will be no poor human cubs like Spiderman who still need to take school exams.

It's a pity that onmyojis don't need to go through such troublesome procedures to have employment opportunities.

Deriya reflected on herself for a moment: she was surprised that she didn't pay enough attention to her number one shikigami reserve recently, so she immediately asked her to care about him, "Is the exam you mentioned before over?"

"need my help?"

"The only thing missing is mathematics, and it will be over tomorrow—" Peter asked curiously, "Is Deria good at this?"

A few days ago, he had heard Wang, who had read a lot of novels, mention that successors like Deriya who came from the hermit family would receive closed family training, and the courses they studied were also different.Didn't expect the other party to be good at high school math?

"No, I won't." Deliya, a little antique from Ping'anjing, can't figure out why cos and tan can appear in both English contexts and math textbooks——

However, Onmyoji looked at the Ebisu buff on the system panel, tilted his head and said to Peter,

"But I can help you make bets."

Countless people will pray to God, to the gods, in order to get blessings and overcome difficulties.Orientals even have the habit of worshiping gods before exams, before marriage, and before wars.

Delia is a ruthless person who does not do anything in the world at any time, she directly asks God.

Deliya took out a pen and looked at Peter with a smile, "How about it, do you want to try it?"

Ouhuang and Fushen will bet on the questions for you, and they will definitely come up with a real question that is 100% consistent.