Onmyoji's Superhero Edible Guide

Victimism is wrong.

However, the tail is really nice to touch.

'Um.Soft. '

Jason pinched Deliya's tail nonchalantly, feeling the white fluff from his fingers through the black leather gloves.

Jason raised a dog named Sparky when he was a child;

There are also pets in Wayne Manor. When Jason was Robin, Wayne had a German Shepherd named Ace in his family.It is a short-haired breed, and even its appearance is very in line with the aesthetics of Batman.

...but only in terms of feel, the nine fluffy and huge tails completely beat the previous small animals.That's nine times the joy!Rolling one is about the same as rolling nine!

The momentum and movement of Jason reaching out his hand were extremely ferocious, almost like "Have you ever slapped a fox before in your life?"But the falling movement is very light, grabbing the tail and sliding all the way from the root to the slightly drooping tail tip.

"If you really want to protect your identity and safety, you shouldn't put such obvious features—"

Before Red Hood could finish his intentionally low voice, his face was covered by the tail that exploded suddenly.

The long and fluffy fox tail suddenly blows up a fluffy mass, which looks more like roasted marshmallows, and it melts in the mouth.

Jason looked up at Deliya, and saw that the girl's eyes were full of disbelief, and even the tail behind her was instantly erected like a vigilant cat, shaking constantly.

It was obvious that she never thought that her special identity would be discovered by others.

Even through the hood, Jason felt like he could suck in several blasted fox furs when he spoke.

The strength and talent of the mutant girl are both excellent - this evaluation is summarized by Jason based on the history of blood and tears of Killer Croc and Freddy; but with some inappropriate innocence, she dares to go out and wander around with her tail dragging .

This innocence may not matter in other cities, but it is deadly enough in Gotham.

Jason let go, "So you better put it away now—" He was the one who saw everything this time, but what if it was the Joker next time?What about someone else?

They will definitely dig out all the secrets of this girl along the way based on these soft tails, and then trample this warm snow color under their feet, stained with blood.

The two of them were originally at a blind spot under the Gotham Bridge, watching the clown gang and fireflies that might approach at any time, and studying the closely connected explosive spots under the bridge by the way.

Jason hadn't finished speaking when he heard a screech of brakes on the bridge, followed by clown-style laughter.

He silently grabbed the fox's tail and stuffed it into Deliya's arms, without saying anything more, he quickly turned and ran towards the bridge.

"..." Deliya lowered her head and stared at her tail for two seconds, subconsciously followed Jason's footsteps, and for the first time after coming to this world, she didn't know how she should react, "..."

In this world, she has grilled snakes, fish, lobsters, and crocodiles, and the ingredients are everywhere.

And then someone slapped his tail? !Is that the tail of Tamazamo? !The tail in front of Tamamo!The kind that will turn the world upside down when you shake it!

Humans have human nature, ghosts have ghost ways, and humans and demons do not interfere with each other.If it wasn't for the ghosts to provoke humans on purpose, only a very small number of gods with yin and yang eyes could see the magnificent picture of the ghosts in the world only when the ghosts were walking at night.

——This is the basic knowledge that every onmyoji will learn when starting out! !Impossible to go wrong!

"Is this a bug in your system settings?" Deliya put [Yuzaoqian] and [Yanyanluo] on the card slot, and asked the system, "I'm sure he is a purebred human, not a Spider-Man." That special bloodline."

Aotong: "Checking for faults... Please relax the host, it's okay, it's just a small problem. How can there be no bugs in games? Think about Ubisoft and then me, think about X strange house and then think about me, Think about Jin X and think about me again, don’t you think my server is already super amazing?”

confidence!

In fact, there is no problem with the basic knowledge reserve of the little onmyoji, and there are no bugs in the system.

Conflicting worldviews in two worlds in question.

Jason can see Deliya's fox tail because he once died and then came back to life.Even if he regained his sanity after soaking in the Lazarus Pool, he can still be regarded as a person who [experienced life and death, shuttled through the boundary between Yin and Yang].It is equivalent to opening the yin and yang eyes, and can see many ghost powers used by Deliya.

...But in the Heian period, there was no such setting that people could be resurrected after death.A person's death is like a lamp being extinguished, the destiny is like this, irreversible.

Take a step back and assume that if Heian-kyo really has such a setting, then the life-long business difficulties of countless monsters will disappear accordingly.

Deriya stood next to Jason and scanned the system information again.The civilians who were passing the bridge tried to flee by car, but were quickly blocked by the clown gang.

The firefly wrapped in flight armor flew down from the steel tower, and the jetpack behind it continuously sprayed out high-temperature flames.Instead of landing, he flitted over the heads of the crowd like a showmanship, screaming in panic, "Hey! You brought a newcomer to watch my fireworks show today? Hahahaha, then I must work harder."

In the circle of Gotham City villains, 'Red Hood' and 'Batman' are not the same concept at all.The Red Hood is an outlaw, he will forcibly crush the gangsters by force and compete with them for territory...

— Well, to sum it up, they are all equally annoying.

Firefly glanced down at Deliya again, and chanted regretfully, "You're still a little girl, how pitiful, you can't wait to become the woman locked in the refrigerator?*"

Firefly was originally a firefighter in Gotham, and was burned to 70% of his body during a mission.The huge blow made him mentally distorted and obsessed with arson; he even developed a flight uniform equipped with various flame-breathing devices for himself, in an attempt to light up the entire Gotham.

It is not easy to get a villain with a code name in Gotham. Although Firefly looks like an arsonist flying around with a uniform, his single-handed strength is not as terrifying as Bane or Killer Crocodile; but he is very flexible and flies with speed. While keeping people inaccessible in the air, it can also burn enemies with a flamethrower.

——Kite-like style of play, attacking while running.

This is like a flying big tengu. If you want to use air combat to reduce the dimensionality to attack the flightless dog god, it will be very hateful.

Batman even upgraded his gliding equipment to deal with fireflies, and used glue guns and grappling hooks to forcibly grab him from midair for land combat: one-sided beating.

"..." Jason shoved Deliya behind him, "Stay away from him, you go to solve the bombing point."

During this period of time, Jason had carefully replayed Deria's performance in the battle with Killer Crocodile and Freddy many times, knowing that the girl has the ability to teleport, freeze, and flame.He whispered to Deliya: "I'll deal with the fireflies, and you go and freeze the combustibles and explosive sites."

As he said that, he had already attacked the nearby Clown Gang members.

If the firefly's flamethrower meets those buried explosive points, it will definitely be a disaster-even if there is no explosive point, the civilian vehicles trapped on the bridge by the clown gang can also become firefly targets.

The gasoline in the tank is an excellent support prop.

Seeing the little actions of the two, Firefly almost laughed herself into a clown, "It seems that I guessed wrong? You don't want to be a woman in the refrigerator, you want to be a girl in the flame."

"Flame is pure, and burning is the purification of human beings by flame." He took out a special flamethrower and pointed it in the direction of Deriya, "Hahahaha, then come on, let's start with you, let's enjoy this purification together process."

Jason narrowed his eyes and looked back at Deliya, "Bing—" Do you dare to freeze the clown?What are you waiting for now? !

But there was no ice overflowing as Jason had imagined.Not even a single snowflake.

What's there is just the terrifying high temperature swept by the scorching fire pillar, like a fire snake with a soul, quickly rushing to Deliya.

After seeing this scene, the people huddled on both sides of the bridge couldn't help screaming in horror.

Firefly laughed even more arrogantly. He himself had experienced the pain of being burned by flames, so he was more willing to see others ruined by the same pain.

Think about it, a beautiful young girl is about to be burned to his current appearance, what a joyful thing it is.

... Then the firefly was scorched all over by the fire snake that came back.

Jason: "..."

Firefly: "...Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?

Deliya tilted her head and looked at the firefly with a smile, "Why don't you bother to show it, let me do it for you. See if this is louder and brighter than the fireworks you prepared?"

The citizens of Gotham are so polite, so warm, and so hot.

...It's just a pity that she doesn't eat people, and she doesn't eat bugs like fireflies.Otherwise, it's a barbecue on the spot.

"Don't worry," Deriya controlled the precise delivery of the flame, and it fell steadily on the enemy, and comforted Jason, "I'm an expert in this area."

Wow, is this group serious?Yu Zaoqian could burn most of Heian-kyo with one tail down, playing with fire in front of her...you are really playing with fire.

Jason threw away the members of the Clown Gang he had knocked out, and saw the fox tail that was lying in his hand a few minutes ago suddenly fully opened, and the decorative lights on the Gotham Bridge were blown out by the wind behind Delia. covered by the tail.

Jason: ...I think with your current behavior and mood, it's hard for me not to worry.

You can touch the fox, but the tail in front of Yuzao is a shocking killer!

When Yuzao was doing things in Heian capital, there was a heat wave hitting his face, the ground sank into magma, the spear burned to ashes, and the sea of ​​flames seemed to burn endlessly.

Where the fox tail sweeps across, a hundred armies are invincible.

Jason acted calmly, switching between ordinary bullets and sedative wheels in the dual guns flexibly, but he was still thinking about the earthquake: "What the hell did I rua just now?!"

...This feeling is like the plush toy that was pinched and squeezed just now suddenly turned into a cannibal Nagini.

"He still has a grenade launcher and all kinds of guns on him, be careful that he will explode if he burns—"

"That makes sense," Deriya nodded, "but the demon fire only works on people."

So even if the fox fire in front of Tamamo was turned into a mobile incinerator, it wouldn't cause any follow-up reaction.

"..." ok, fine, that's all right.

Firefly felt that he was once again on the fire scene, and he ventured to land on the ground and rolled, "Holy! Shit!! Is there no one in Gotham who can die honestly?!*"

Firefly didn't care about clowns or explosions now. After the flames on his body were extinguished, he quickly got up and tried to fly away with the help of air currents.

"You wait for me! Just give me a little flash, a little flame, and I will definitely light up Gotham again!"

The firefly knows that the thick smoke constantly emitting from his body is a natural barrier, which can isolate him from bullets and other long-range attacks and cover him from escaping smoothly.

Just like he had done many times before when he escaped.

Even the most elite snipers couldn't target him, let alone Red Hood—"what?? What?!"

however--

Deliya raised her hand slightly, and the smoke trapped in the smoke instantly restrained his throat.

The onmyoji looked at the roasted bug regretfully, "Using smoke to escape danger, how could it be better than a monster born in smoke?"——Unfortunately, she couldn't accept bugs as food, Otherwise, this will definitely become her supper.

The misty and mysterious banshee smiled lightly, raised her hand and threw the firefly into the water.

"..." Firefly felt that she had fallen into a huge and terrifying nightmare today.

He had never hated flames so much as he did today.

The icy river water temporarily soothed the burning sensation on his body, the firefly struggled to emerge from the water, and its eyes fell on the bridge pier not far away.

There...there are also fried spots that they have set up in advance.

The firefly fumbled for the special flamethrower on its body, shaking its hands and trying to ignite it.

The flame is very weak, but fortunately it can still be ignited.

And, there's still hope—

Deriya, who stood on the steel tower with a teleportation talisman, shook her head, looked at the river helplessly and sighed, "Here it is, it's the business hours of our undersea Leonardo undersea sub-Li Yanzhi."

She didn't want to trouble Master Kaibo all the time, but who made her draw only such a shikigami in the water...

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Firefly trembled all over, and he turned around cursing, "If you fucking make a fuss again, I'll—"

"It's not fire," Deliya heard everything through the shikigami, and replied seriously, "As you wish, it's water."

It should be a good experience to get what you want, and he also saw the sub-Leonardo under the sea, Mr. Li Haibo.

firefly:"……"

"...Where is the king of the sea?!" Is it reasonable to make a fish like this? !Even if they are villains, they still have aesthetic concepts, right?As for torturing them like this?

"What is the telephone number for marine management complaints? I want to report!!"

"Affect the appearance of the city! Even Neptune has to manage his own residents??" Even if you live in the sea and no one can see it, then you can't grow as you like, right? !

Jason, who took care of the rest of the clown gang, looked at Umibozu in the sea: "..."

Should he be thankful that the girl is a land animal?

The person who caused the trouble was dealt with—it can even be said without exaggeration: he was dealt with to the point of collapse, and the rest of the matter could be dealt with easily.

The belated police arrived with the bomb squad.

Firefly was left at the gate of Arkham.

Before the prison guard was alarmed, Delia smiled and bent over to tell him, "You have to deal with people well in Arkham."

"You don't look delicious, so I won't eat you, but you also have to get along well with killer crocodiles." According to Ogakumaru, Suzuka Mountain was gradually infiltrated in this way before.Deria decided to learn from her family's rich history.

Firefly: "...Eat?!"

Damn that's why she's doing everything tonight: Grilling, then smoking, then chilling? !This is a one-stop food service, right? !

He'd better get into Arkham quickly! !

"I was roasted by a girl!" Firefly shouted frantically all the way, "I was roasted by her!"

The yelling content is even divided into other styles: "I was caught by a fish!!"

"I was defeated by a fish!"

The clown still frozen in the ice sculpture: "..."

No one offered to thaw him until he figured out what the ice on his body was actually made of.

So he can only continue to freeze like this, and then answer in his heart:

"Oh, got it, fish. Are you trying to throw it into my seafood warehouse?"

Deliya didn't think it would be a big deal to be frozen for a few days, so she never had the idea of ​​thawing the clown actively - after all, anything can happen in her hometown of Heianjing, and Yamata no Orochi was used by people in the early years The experience of a girl making a live sacrifice...

She is now more focused on her tail.

"You can see it all the time?" Delia walked around Jason several times, still thinking that he was a purebred human.

"...From the first time we met, it has always been possible."——It wasn't even the first time we actually met each other, but from the day Jason caught a glimpse of Deriya's back by chance.

"Hmm—" Deliya nodded thoughtfully, purebred human beings, are they born with yin and yang eyes?This kind of person is rare to meet in a hundred years, she is so lucky!

Jason was silent for a long time before speaking: "...do you have anything else to say?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"There is one very important thing!" Deliya took out the comb she had just exchanged from the system store, and stared at Jason with great interest, "Can you help me brush the hair on the top of my tail?"

As she said, she turned around and raised her tail to indicate, "There are some places that I can't comb myself—"

When she was in Heianjing, Deliya's tails were combed by several other big foxes, such as Baizang Master Yuzao former nine-tailed fox.

But in this world, there are not many shikigami that can be materialized through independent modeling. Only the nightmare-eating tapir and Kaibozu in Deliya's hands are permanent models-but these two shikigami are short-handed, so It is as difficult for them to help comb the hair as it is for the net bride to turn the flower rope with eight legs.

Jason looked at the comb in his hand, "..." For the first time, he felt what it means to be 'as long as I'm not embarrassed, it's someone else who is embarrassed. '

Non-Tong: 'I think otherwise, you should go back to the original and go to the pet grooming salon. '

Deria: 'I think he's pretty reliable, and it's just a tail!Just comb it!Can't eat again! '

African: '...'

Inside a S.H.I.E.L.D. safehouse in New York City.

Sherlock and Watson are still closely guarded.

If the most famous British detective in the world had any accidents in the United States, all secret service organizations in the United States would be nailed to the shelf of shame and ridiculed for at least 20 years.

After analyzing various derivation formulas, the flag maniac Sherlock finally answered the doubts in his heart: why New York City can become Arendelle, and why Hulk can become an ice sculpture.

"The abilities of mutants are more interesting than I imagined," Mr. Detective lying on the sofa stared at the ceiling, "They can even almost ignore the conservation of heat, and freeze the entire street..."

After listening for a long time, Watson couldn't help but say, "You know what, you give me the feeling that you can teach in a mutant school at any time."

"I still think people are open to more romantic ideas like Queen Elsa or Ariel the Little Mermaid or something."

"Oh," Sherlock looked up at Watson, "then you must want to step up and take a photo with them side by side, then go back and show the photo to Rosa, and tell her the story of the mermaid."

"Of course," Watson nodded, casually pressing the remote control in his hand, "and I will invite you to take a photo together."

S.H.I.E.L.D. monitored their actions, but did not block external signals: such as mobile phones and TVs.

"From a biological point of view, even if there are mermaids, they will have the rough and crazy style of Neptune. This will help them live and hunt underwater, and it will definitely not be what you want." Sherlock She gestured to her eyes, "Long eyelashes, small face, red lips."

The TV was tuned to a news channel.

A piece of Gotham City news attracted Watson's attention.

Under the shaking lens, a vague figure gradually emerged from the sea.

Under the water mist and smog shrouded and blurred lens, the photographer holding a mobile phone shouted excitedly, "It's a mermaid!"

"Wow," Watson subconsciously touched the phone in his pocket as he watched the figure of Master Umibo emerging from the sea, "Can you take a picture of me now?"

"Remember to choose a better filter." Watson emphasized, "I'll send it to Rosa later."

Sherlock: "...you know that most sea monsters are actually people's rumors."

Then Umibozu turned around.

...Then Umibozu turned around.

Then the lens also focused.

Sherlock was silent for half a minute before selectively giving up his reason temporarily, "Oh, now I can take a picture for you. Do you want me to send it to Rosa now? She should not be asleep yet. "

John Watson: "……………Stop it!!"

No photos allowed!Don't even send it to Rosa!Let my daughter retain a little innocent and beautiful childhood yearning! !