[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

Chen Wei tried his best to control the urge to bury his head in his tail, and took out the willpower he had cultivated in two lifetimes to forcibly lift his head up, grinning and showing a fake expression of a hungry wolf facing the innocent Little Red Riding Hood: " There are too many hairs on your tails, the light here is a bit dim, I have to check more."

"Hey, don't go too far, we agreed to only allow one day..." Wukong didn't finish his sentence, and warned someone not to go too far with his eyes.

"Hey, don't go too far. We agreed to only touch me once a day." Another monkey added the second half of what Wukong had just said.

The head of the human being, who had been fascinated by the furry, gradually stuck to the furry tail, and suddenly he sat up straight again when he heard these words.

With red lips and pink lips staring at a pair of beautiful black eyes, the two hairy monkeys who were surprised by the two big tails in their arms looked at each other, looked at them again, and happily proposed; "How about we play a game?"

"what game?"

"what game?"

The monk who was the master of the monster put his hands on his hips, "This game is called the Great Test of Tacit Understanding."

"It's time to test whether we are real masters and apprentices or fake friendship, just wait for me."

Chen Wei reluctantly put down his two soft and cute big tails, put on his shoes and trotted all the way back to his room, opened his luggage, took out his diary and tore off two pieces of paper that were not written on.

It was written on the two pieces of paper that it was correct, only the four big characters were to blame.

Then tore the two pieces of paper into four pieces, copied and rewritten the four big characters, Chen Wei went out with the four pieces of paper, returned to the mat, and sat upright.

The two monkeys on the mat looked at his serious and serious painting style, and they also sat upright together, looking at the four pieces of paper in his hand.

"Here are four sheets of paper, each of you has two copies. I'll ask questions later, and two out of three rounds will win. The person who answers the most mistakes is pretending to be a monster, and the person who answers the most correct answers is my apprentice. Do you have any comments?"

The six-eared macaque held the two sheets of white paper and asked a crucial question.

"Who am I? Your master, whichever master says is the correct answer, that's it!"

As soon as Chen Wei made a decision, the matter was considered settled.

The two monkeys held two blank sheets of paper helplessly, and waited intently for Chen Wei to ask questions.

"The first question is, as a teacher, am I the best person for my apprentices?"

The two monkeys looked at the expectant face in front of them, and held up the correct paper blankly.

The monk on the opposite side looked at the two pieces of paper and raised his chin proudly; "Both sides answered this question correctly! Welcome to the next question.

"Second question, Master Xuanzang is himself, do you like Wukong the most on the way to learn the scriptures?"

This time, the question caused the two monkeys to pause for a while while holding the two notes, and then raised their hands.

The six-eared macaque on the left first raised the sign that was correct, and said with a thunderous face, "As Master's first disciple, my old grandson would like to believe that Master likes me the most."

Wukong on the right hand silently held up the blame note in his hand, and waited until the other party had finished speaking before slowly opening his mouth and holding his golden cudgel tightly: "Xuanzang also hoped that I would leave with the demon during the day, so that Wu Neng could take the position Senior brother, this guy wants me to leave every day, and he still likes it? It would be nice if he could dislike my monkey hair less from the bottom of his heart."

"I've wronged you, and I declare that this little monkey's answer is correct!" Chen Wei comforted the monkey on the right with his eyes, then grabbed the macaque on the left, and said with a smile: "You answered very well! That question just now The question speaks to the bottom of my heart.”

Wukong gritted his teeth and waited for the guy who was talking nonsense, thinking for a while whether to beat the demon away with a stick, or use a stick to wake someone up.

"Let's move on to the third question. The current situation is one to zero. You are in danger. You must work hard." Chen Wei pressed his palm on Wukong's head, rubbed it vigorously and felt happy His eyes were bent into crescent moons: "I think only monsters won't let Master rub their heads."

"Master, be careful, the reluctance on his face must be because you exposed the truth."

The six-eared macaque on the left took the opportunity to pull Chen Wei to his side, and even took out his weapon and stared at the monkey on the right vigilantly, beware of the other party's attack at any time.

"Don't get too close to me, who knows if you really want to be rubbed on the head by me, or to deceive my attention, and you are actually planning something else." Chen Wei pushed the fake sage away with a cold face, Seriously said: "Unless you put down your weapon and lower your head to let me see your ears and head, now the situation is unclear and I have to check more to find out who is my apprentice, do you understand?"

The six-eared macaque didn't answer first, but looked at the angry monkey on the right side out of the corner of his eye, and analyzed whether the monk was telling the truth or a lie.

Being so angry...it must be the truth, right?

The fluffy monkey's head lowered obediently. Chen Wei only felt that the starry sky tonight was full of blooming fireworks. When the palm touched the soft head, the six little ears hidden inside couldn't help but reveal it. When it came out, Chen Wei pretended not to see it, and the soft and smooth touch in his palm made him addicted to it.

Wukong on the right has already shortened the golden cudgel out of boredom, using it as a face rest, resting his chin on it and looking at the crazy master interacting with a stupid monkey who is about to die.

The monkey who lived for 600 years silently tore off the two pieces of paper in his hand, and calmly calculated in his heart how to sue Xuanzang, so as to completely disassociate himself and punish Chen Wei alone.

After thinking about it for a while, I couldn't figure it out, the monk sitting next door shamelessly sighed against that innocent face: "You are like my apprentice too, it's too hard to tell what to do, how about the three of us in the next few days Get along, there is an old saying that is good, see the monkey's heart after a long time!"

When Xuanzang woke up in the morning, looking at the blue sky, several rows of wild geese flew in a line from above. Xuanzang still had the memory of sleeping in the earthen hut before he closed his eyes in his mind.

The person who opened his eyes now saw the blue sky, and the mortal monk who was lying on his back wanted to sit up, resting his palm on the ground beside him, and a hand with warm and smooth hair came from under his palm.

Xuanzang moved his neck stiffly inch by inch, and when his head was completely tilted, he saw clearly what was under his palm.

A brown, hairy monkey tail rests in his palm.

The monk, who had lived for more than twenty years, was throbbing with blue veins on his forehead. He let go of the palm expressionlessly, and was about to use his left hand to sit up.

Pressing down with the left hand, there is another feeling that is exactly the same as that on the right side, so that the human lying there raised his head, looked up at the second row of wild geese flying past in the sky, and silently said two words: "Chen Wei!"

Xuanzang threw away the monkey tails in both hands, got up from the ground with a dark face and looked behind him.

Seeing the white dragon horse standing in the temporary stable not far away, and then seeing the door behind him that he went to sleep in last night, he got up and took the shoes on the side to put on, striding towards the room, he specially invited the farmer On the table that was moved over, the diary was placed crookedly on it.

When I opened it, I found that besides the line he wrote, there was not a word left unsaid, and there were even traces of being torn off behind it.

"Very well, I haven't taught you for a long time, and now you are going too far."

The monk in a rage closed the book, stuffed it directly into the luggage box, and found a small piece of hoe iron that had been beaten in the blacksmith's shop, and walked out with the piece.

The farmer who also got up outside the door is in the yard, cutting the fur of the hare with a piece of stone that is about to be smoothed, and the fur from a few more hares can be tied to their legs in winter in the mountains to resist the cold. wind.

When working, they won’t freeze their legs until they turn blue. Sometimes they are trapped in the mountains by heavy snow and if they don’t come out for a few days, their calves may be so frozen that they will be destroyed immediately. Therefore, the hunters who live in the valleys protect their hands and feet. Extraordinarily tight.

Xuanzang took the sharpened piece of iron and said that the master and his disciples had traveled too long and wanted to rest here for a few more days. If they had no money, they would use the sharpened piece of iron to pay for the accommodation for these days. And eat.

Jiang Tong looked at the piece of iron that was bigger than his fist, rubbed his hands on the short jacket on his body in disbelief, and then dared to reach out to catch the piece of iron: "The whole thing is for me? "

"Amitabha, it's all for you."

They walked along the way, and when they encountered towns, they would buy some items that could be exchanged with hunters and people living in the mountains at any time. Compared with money, these practical things were what ordinary people wanted most.

"You live! You can live as long as you want, and I'll make breakfast for you."

The big man in the mountain was so happy that he rushed into the kitchen with the piece of iron that had already been sharpened, and ran out to pick up the unused piece of stone on the ground. Cut the stump, fix the iron block with the stump, and use it again, just like adding an axe.

Xuanzang looked at the two monkeys running against each other in the yard, flicked the monkey hair floating in the air, walked up to them, and looked at them expressionlessly: "Whoever you are is real or not, you want to be me!" My disciples will follow my instructions today, and those who cannot do it will leave here."

"Master, tell me, is it because the man has no food at home, and my grandson will go to a distant place to transform the food for you." Wukong just saw the conversation between him and the man, and thought it was because there was no food.

"No fasting, you just need to leave this farmhouse and go ten miles away tonight after I fall asleep after dark."

After explaining the two monkeys, Xuanzang called Wu Neng and Monk Drifting again, and also told them to leave the farmhouse before going to bed tonight, and he would ask the white dragon horse to look for them after dawn tomorrow, and no one was allowed to come back until he found them.

That night, Chen Wei woke up from the familiar earthen hut, immediately thought that he could play monkeys again, and went out happily. The door was empty, and the mat was covered with a thick layer of wild vegetables.

The monk who had leaned out of the door looked suspiciously at the mat, and then at the small warehouse on the left.

The door was not closed, so he turned around and picked up the oil lamp on the table, walked to the small warehouse on the left and opened the door, only to find that there was nothing inside except some taro pickles for the winter.

"Strange, what about people?"

Chen Wei held the lamp and looked around, not only did not see Wukong, but even Wu Neng and the Drifting Monk disappeared. The confused person went back to his room, put down the oil lamp, and saw the diary.

Open it, only to see a line of the latest content written on it.

"Learning scriptures in the Western Paradise is extremely difficult. I decided to let all three of them go back to their respective homes, leaving only Bai Longma with you and me to go on the road alone."

The author has something to say: Xuanzang: Yes.

感谢在2021-02-1721:22:23~2021-02-1723:50:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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