[Journey to the West] The monster took me away again

"Master, be careful! This is probably a demon that changed into my appearance to deceive you."

Monkey King standing beside Xuanzang also quickly blocked the golden cudgel in front of him and Xuanzang behind him, staring at the monkey holding the bowl vigilantly: "Monster, dare to change into my appearance to deceive people here!" Eat a stick from my old grandson!"

After finishing speaking, he rushed out and beat him with a stick. Drifting took his magic wand and the purple gold bowl he had just finished drinking, and handed it to Xuanzang: "Master, this bowl seems to be yours."

This bowl is something that Xuanzang has used all the way, and he has to use it day and night.

The monk standing aside took the empty alms bowl and opened it, and saw four small characters carved on the base by Chen Wei with a dagger, "Journey to the West Special".

"It's my purple gold bowl."

Chen Wei is the only person who can carve such crooked characters on the bottom of the alms bowl. Xuanzang held the alms bowl and looked at the two monkeys fighting over there, "Who just handed this alms bowl to me."

"It's me! Master, I went to the village ahead to fetch water for you." A monkey with tight yellow hair and golden eyes jumped out of the battle circle, raising its hand to show that it was given by him.

"Fart! That is obviously the alms bowl given by my grandson, and yours is here!" Another monkey with tight yellow hair, golden eyes and brocade cloth monk clothes pointed to another purple gold alms bowl on the ground.

"It was obviously you who lost it. You lost it when you were fighting with me just now."

"I gave mine to the master, and there is your monkey hair on it, it was you who threw it away."

Looking at the scene of the quarrel in front of him, Xuanzang silently handed the purple gold bowl in his hand to Sand Monk, and then untied the white dragon horse from the big rock: "Draft Monk, pack your luggage and let's go to Wu Neng, by the way tonight Spend the night at someone's house in the valley in front."

Drifting carried the suitcase on his shoulders as he said, looked at the two monkeys who were still arguing over there, and asked in confusion, "Master, what should we do, big brother?"

"No more."

There is an excuse to tell Chen Wei that the senior brother is lost, and there are two remaining apprentices, one with a pig head and only a few hard mane hairs on the back of his head, and the other with a bald head who can only see the distance between his thighs.

Very good, I don’t have to get up and see a few monkey hairs falling off from my body, especially when wearing a black monk’s robe, the monk who is particularly disgusted with such things as hair loss, the back view of sitting on horseback and leaving All with ease.

The two monkeys who were still arguing looked at each other, bared their teeth at the same time to intimidate each other, and when they found it was ineffective, they lengthened the Ruyi Golden Cudgel together, and fought each other again.

Wu Neng took the bowl and pressed the head of the cloud, searched a big circle and finally found a family, first changed his ugly face, and then went to knock on the door of Huazhai and came back with a bowl of tofu and vegetable soup.

Wu Neng, who was sitting on the cloud with his bowl in his hand, was walking back and forth. He met his master and the Drifting Monk only halfway on the way.

"Master, why didn't you rest more, and came here."

When Wu Neng saw them, he jumped off the cloud and handed the steaming tofu soup to the man on horseback. He waved his sleeves and fanned the hot wind and looked around: "Why did the monkey fetch water? return."

"Master just lost the elder brother." Drifting held his wooden bowl, caught the half bowl of tofu soup that Xuanzang had poured over, and explained to the second elder brother in a low voice: "Two monkeys have just arrived. You have to be exactly the same as the big brother, the master couldn't tell which of the two monkeys was the big brother, and thought they were noisy, so he left."

After Wu Neng listened to Drifting's words, he really admired Xuanzang's handling, and couldn't help but let go, puffing out his stomach and laughing happily: "Master, since the monkey is gone, we don't have any senior brothers anymore. Can a pig be a big brother?"

"Idiot! If you dare to steal the position of my grandson, you will be beaten!"

A Monkey King, the Monkey King, jumped out and hit the pig demon talking nonsense with a stick.

"If I knew you were concerned about my grandson's position, I shouldn't have persuaded Master to accept you when I was in Gao Laozhuang!"

Another Monkey King, Monkey King, also rushed out, chasing the pig head running around and trying to beat him.

Drifting was by his side, looking at this monkey for a while, and that monkey for a while, not daring to make a move, and couldn't tell which one was the real senior brother in front of him, so he could only watch helplessly as the second senior brother was beaten by the two senior senior brothers. Beat up together.

"Master, why don't we just ignore it?" Drifting couldn't bear the double beating of his second senior brother, so he couldn't help asking.

The man on horseback drank the last sip of hot soup, put down his bowl and looked calmly at the three figures circling around; Be careful not to be known by your elder brother, you came up with this idea."

After turning around and being known, the beaten person will change from Wu Neng to Drifting Monk.

Xuanzang sat on the horseback, took off the Buddhist beads around his neck, watched the two monkeys over there and recited the "Tight Hoop Curse" inwardly, and when he recited the two monkeys chasing Wu Neng over there, he threw them away neatly. He threw the stick in his hand, hugged his head and screamed for pain on the spot, and then rolled on the ground with his head in his arms.

"Huh?" The mortal monk on the horse jumped off, and the monk's clothes brushed over the weeds, all the way to the two monkeys rolling on the ground.

When they came in front of them, Xuanzang recited the mantra over and over again, staring at the reaction of the two people on the ground without blinking.

"Master, don't say it, don't say it!" Both demons stretched out their hands to grab Xuanzang's sleeve, telling him not to say it anymore.

The person who had been chanting the curse stopped, squatted on the ground and looked at the pain on their faces without fakes: "Is it really the same?"

The two monkeys looked at the opposite one lying on the ground, just like looking in a mirror. If the other party hadn't pretended to be his identity, he might still want to make friends with the other party. Now he just wants to eat the other party and avenge the faked one.

Wu Neng, who was beaten all over his face, squeezed over again without fear of death, staring at the two monkeys who beat him together: "Master, just throw away this kind of monkey who can't tell the truth from the fake, my old pig is willing to be a monkey in the future." Brother Shang, I will escort you to the West Paradise wholeheartedly with Drifting Monk. If it doesn’t work, let’s take another powerful monster on the way. Let’s forget about it. Who knows what ambition the monster who turns into a monkey has? We can’t tell the difference, how about Let this monkey go away and go back to his Huaguo Mountain."

As soon as he finished speaking, two long monkey tails appeared from behind him, aiming at the huge pair of ears and lashing violently.

"Let you talk nonsense! Let you talk nonsense! Before killing this monster today, I will kill you first!"

Xuanzang watched the noisy scene in front of him, silently took out his diary, and wrote a diary for someone.

"Walking all the way west here, the three apprentices in front of me look a little annoying and boring, how about taking this opportunity to replace them all?"

When Chen Wei woke up at night, when he got up to drink water, he saw an oil lamp lit on the old table, and his diary was placed squarely under the oil lamp.

As if for him to see it specially, the person holding the water glass opened the diary and saw Xuanzang's complaint inside, a pair of eyes that had just woken up suddenly lit up in the dark room.

"Squeak..."

The people in the valley, when the night is quiet, because they can't tell the truth from the false and worry that the master will be harmed by the monster, the two monkeys live outside on the mat used to dry wild vegetables.

With the sound of the old wooden door being pushed open with light hands, the two monkeys lying on the mat opened their eyes and looked over there at the same time.

A familiar figure held an oil lamp in his hand, looked curiously at the place where they were staying, and then found two monkeys in the yard. The smiles on their faces became wider, and they tried to close their mouths that were about to grin behind their ears, pretending to be With a worried expression on his face, he walked up to the two monsters and knelt down, "I just thought about it, the sloppy attitude during the day is not right, it happens that you are all here, let me check and check, maybe I can tell the difference."

"How does Master want to check?"

"How does Master want to check?"

Two coincident but identical questions came from the mouths of the two monkeys.

With a wave of his hand, Chen Wei put down the oil lamp and took off his shoes. After sitting cross-legged on the mat, he stretched out his hands solemnly: "Now, the little monkey on the left, please stretch out your two palms. Do you have the habit of cutting your nails?"

Wukong rolled his eyes and put both hands in his palms, "I just ground the stone the day before yesterday, and it will never grow out so quickly."

"That's not necessarily the case, I have to check it carefully!" As the inspector, Chen Wei solemnly held up the small palms of the two macaques, facing the oil lamp, and squeezed from the soft palms to the oil lamp with both hands. Five tiny fingers.

The palm of the macaque's palm is black, and the back of the hand is covered with soft brown-yellow monkey hair. When the five fingers are not holding a weapon, they are slightly bent. If there is a tail behind him, he must be more agile than the two monkeys in front of him.

"Have you checked it?" Wukong looked at the mortal monk's eyes, suspecting that the other party squeezed his hand with the intention of checking.

"Ahem! I know something in my heart. How about you, stretch out your hand."

Chen Wei put down the palm he had pinched for a long time, and signaled the other monkey to stretch out his hands like the one just now.

The monkey obeyed, and its hands were kneaded again by the human. The human didn't even look at the fingernails out of the corner of his eye, and he didn't know what he was checking.

The human sitting cross-legged on the mat squeezed the soft palm of the monkey, and smiled and made the next request: "Now, bring your tails to the front, I want to check and check, in case some monsters don't have tails and pretend to come out on purpose." The tail must be different from that of a real monkey."

The two long, fluffy tails reached the palm of his hand.

"Ahhh! I'm hugging the Great Sage's tail!" The excited monk shouted silently. In order to hold back a happy smile, he pressed his lips tightly and endured super hard work.

The long, furry two long tails are held by human beings, covering the palms from the tip of the tails, and then stroked from the top to the tail.

The sensitive place was touched from head to toe by the warm palm of the human. The two sitting monkeys suddenly tightened their limbs, staring vigilantly at the human who sucked the furry into the magic barrier.

The author has something to say: Wukong: I suddenly feel that it is not impossible to give up the position to you.

Liu Er: No, no, you should be his apprentice.

感谢在2021-02-1623:53:52~2021-02-1721:22:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angels who threw the mines: no difference. , Yimenmen 1; thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: Xiawaixue, Wanhuagu cannibal flower 10 bottles; I have no regrets in this life and return 1 bottle to Huaxia in the next life; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard !