Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Due to the improvement of the environment, in recent years, many plants and animals have gradually developed their spiritual intelligence.For this reason, in the laid-off and re-employment animal division, Yu Zhile was afraid that he would be too busy, so he recruited several more employees.And Yu Zhile himself, who has more work experience, was seconded by the plant division with more work pressure and busier business.

Today is the first day of Yu Zhile's secondment to the plant branch.After all, he is the head of a division. Even if he is on secondment, the Plant Division has arranged a separate office for Yu Zhile.Early in the morning, Yu Zhile came over more than ten minutes earlier, but there was already a long queue at the door of the office. Many goblins were looking forward to it. When they saw Yu Zhile coming, the goblins froze for a while, and some of them were not good enough. , under the excitement, his emotions were not well controlled, and even small seedlings appeared on the top of his head.

"It's Director Yu from the Animal Division. He's so handsome! As expected of a descendant of Kunpeng, it would be great if he could take a look at his original form. Knowing that Minister Yu is coming today, I specially recited Zhuangzi's Getaway in advance, and also I don't know if it's really as spectacular as it is written in Getaway."

"Yes, yes. But this is not the best thing about Minister Yu. You don't know that since Minister Yu started working in the laid-off and re-employment department, all the goblins who came to apply for a job have not had a single request that was not satisfied, and none of them could not be found. A suitable job, and returned empty-handed. This is the only goblin who has done this since the establishment of the department. There is also a thank-you letter written to him on the Internet. It is because of this that I learned that Minister Yu was seconded to the plant department. , I came here to apply for a job at the first time. Who knew that I got up so early and the line was already so long."

"The competition is really big, and I don't know if it will be my turn today."

The goblins looked at Yu Zhile with bewildered faces. Seeing this posture for the first time, Yu Zhile subconsciously took a step back and almost ran away without turning his head.After finally controlling himself, he opened the door, and Yu Zhile quickly got into work: "First person, please come in."

"My name is Xianren. The main body is a cactus. It doesn't matter whether you are looking for a job or starting a business. You can arrange whichever suits me. I absolutely obey." Xianren admired Yu Zhile very much, and looked at Yu Zhile with bright eyes as soon as he entered the door. he.He was afraid that he would forget the words because he was too excited after the meeting, and he had prepared and memorized these words in advance.

Nothing went wrong!

After giving himself a thumbs up, Xian Ren praised himself in his heart, and then continued to look at Yu Zhile adoringly.

Yu Zhile was uncomfortable with the eyes that looked at idols.

No, he is a public official, how can he have so many fans?Usually in the animal branch, it's not like this.Yu Zhile, who had no idea that it was because of the tireless publicity of every goblin from the animal branch that this effect had been achieved after a long period of time, was amazed.

"Since it's a cactus, the cactus has many thorns," Yu Zhile thought of when he was studying, when rumors about the cactus' radiation protection spread widely. At that time, in the school, out of ten dormitories, eight of them had cactus.In the end, the anti-radiation effect did not work, and the prickly cactus became a good helper for everyone to pick their teeth after eating: "Why don't you start a toothpick factory? Produce toothpicks and floss, all kinds of oral cleaning Supplies."

"With the progress of the times, more and more people begin to pay attention to oral health. Such a factory, as long as the product quality passes the test, it will never lose money." The more Yu Zhile thinks about it, the more he feels that this factory can run, let alone toothpaste and toothbrush. Every year, several bags of dental floss are used up.This is a consumable, and the market is huge.

After listening to Yu Zhile's analysis, Xian Ren felt that it made sense, so he took the start-up funds approved by Yu Zhile, and left convinced.

The second one to come in was a nettle spirit.

Nettle grass is a good thing. In addition to being edible and medicinal, it can also be used as a textile raw material.But ordinary people, when they hear the word nettle, their scalps will go numb before they think about it.After all, nettle stings are very painful, and it is easy to associate them with hives.

The same is true for Yu Zhile, but soon, Yu Zhile has an idea of ​​the employment direction of Nettle Herb Essence.

"Nettle grass is poisonous, can you control your own toxicity?" After receiving an affirmative answer, Yu Zhile smiled: "Then what do you think of tattoo artists? Your gender is very advantageous. There are not many female tattoo artists now, so don't go there." There are more and more girls with tattoos. Personality, sexy, and some women have scars that cannot be removed because of injuries, so they want to cover the scars with tattoos.”

"Many of these places to be tattooed are relatively private parts. Many girls are more conservative, or shy, and are afraid of causing misunderstandings, so it is not appropriate for a male tattoo artist to come. A female tattoo artist like you Very popular."

"Nettle grass has fine hairs and chelicerae, which are very suitable as tools for manual tattooing. The slight toxicity on the hairs can even relieve pain. When the customer can't see it, it is a good substitute for tattoo needles. Because it is the body The hair on your head, so you can control it more easily than tattoo needles. If you have no other intentions, I personally think that being a tattoo artist is very suitable for you."

The nettle grass spirit, who had no plans at first, heard it and felt that it made sense, so let's do this. The nettle grass spirit took the tattoo training class introduction letter handed over by Yu Zhile and left.

"next."

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"The last one today, I'm going to get off work after the reception." Yu Zhile stretched.Although his blood has been awakened, he is no longer a human being biologically, but Yu Zhile still retains the habitual behaviors that most human beings would have.For example, stretch your waist: "The next one, please come in."

Hearing the words inside, an indistinguishable young man walked in: "Hello, Minister Yu."

"My surname is Mi, Mi Dao."

Yu Zhile, who is no longer human, can tell what the opponent's body is at a glance, not to mention the obvious name.The person in front of him is undoubtedly a rice master.

And it seems, ahem, Yu Zhile glanced again, based on what he saw and what Bai Ze said when chatting with Bai Ze, the other party is very likely to be the one who has made a huge contribution to the country and the world's rice production. One of six rice plants contributed.In ancient times, merits and virtues became holy, and rice and rice made merits and virtues perfect.

With Mi Dao's status, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a national treasure. It stands to reason that he should be well supported by the state, so why is he still looking for a job?Thinking so, Yu Zhile didn't show any doubts. After all, people might say that they don't want to stay in the field after they finish their careers? !everything is possible.

However, since coming here, Yu Zhile asked one by one according to the usual practice: "Are you looking for a job? Or do you want to start a business? Do you have any specialties or any preferences for work?"

"I don't know if I want to find a job or start a business. I just think that after the rice is planted, it can be used for other things besides being eaten. It's boring to stay in the field all the time. The current experiment on rice is also very boring. I don’t need me anymore, so I might as well come out and make some contributions to the group.” Mi Dao said a little confusedly, as for what kind of contribution he obviously hadn’t thought of yet.

When Yu Zhile heard this, she pondered for a while, thinking of the straw ropes she had seen when she was a child, and thinking of the environmental protection that many people are calling for now, she suddenly had an idea: "After the rice is harvested, the rice can be eaten by people, and the rice stalks can be used as fodder to feed In addition to livestock and animal stalls, mushrooms can also be grown. In addition to these, the straw can be used as sculptures after treatment. Although the sculptures made will not last long, it is still very rustic to have some in farmhouses and other places. .It can attract some people.”

"Since ancient times, Huaguo has had the habit of using straw to make ropes. However, due to the problem of firmness and toughness, straw ropes are rarely used except in some rural areas. They are usually made from local materials, and there is no rope for the time being. Just make do with it. But twisting a rope is labor-intensive and time-consuming, not to mention inconvenient, and not as tough as nylon rope, so it’s hard to popularize.”

Hearing this, Mi Dao inevitably showed disappointment on his face.

"This kind of straw rope won't work, but it doesn't mean the other kind won't work either." Seeing this, Yu Zhile was half comforting and half telling the truth: "There are other uses for straw. You don't need to work hard and waste materials to twist a pile of straw into a rope. Xinghua that There is a usage in the area. Two or three pieces of straw can be used as a rope without any extra processing, and can be used to pack and tie some small items. Like Xinghua rice noodles. There is no extra packaging for Xinghua rice noodles, the size of instant noodles Rice noodles can often be carried in a bundle of two or three straws." Yu Zhile knows this because Xinghua rice noodles are very delicious, and Uncle Gu asked someone to bring them from Putian before.

"In addition to rice noodles, I usually pack small boxes, such as buying a box of biscuits, a bag of tea, etc., such light objects do not need packaging bags, and straws can be taken away. Not to mention the convenience of environmental protection, it is still ancient. Quaint. You can open a store that specializes in selling straw and supply this. Although it will be a bit difficult at first, there are many merchants that cooperate with the country, and these orders alone are enough to keep you busy." The country gave When civil servants distribute benefits, the melon seeds, snacks, tea, notebooks and pens, and even clothes in the benefits can be replaced with straw to bind.I believe that if Midao opens a store, the country is still willing to support it.However, companies that received orders from the state, or companies that were originally state-owned enterprises, under the impetus of the order, I believe they would be willing to replace the original packaging with straw.

Fearing that Mi Dao would think that this was fluffing the country’s wool, Yu Zhile also specially explained: “It works from top to bottom, which is convenient for promotion, and it is indeed a lot more environmentally friendly. It replaces the packaging bags and various plastic ropes that were originally used, and also reduces It reduces the cost of use. It’s cheaper to use what you don’t use.”

That's right, Mi Dao, who was successfully persuaded by Yu Zhile, decisively decided to open such a store.

As soon as Mi Dao left, Yu Zhile tidied up, and when he was about to leave, he heard someone knock on the door.Just about to say that I got off work, Yu Zhile, who will come back tomorrow, looked up, and saw Bai Ze standing tall and tall on the half-open door: "I'll pick you up from get off work."

Yu Zhile immediately forgot what he was going to say.

Looking at each other and smiling, the two left hand in hand.