Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

[Tucao] What happened to the goblin forum recently?

0L You, Mr. Guo, I’m a special man, I’m not a bitch at all

What do you think happened to the forum recently?Fallen too?The homepage actually reprinted that shitty thank you letter and pinned it to the top!

As one of the victims, let me tell you that the content inside is all fake, fake!Without a word of truth, the surname Yu is not so good.

Back then, I was still an innocent little monster, thinking that the state department would definitely not fool people, and the staff there were all big monsters who spit and nailed, so I believed whatever the surname Yu said.And guess what?There is still a demon above me, so he dares to treat me like this and trick me into becoming a student in the University of Humanity.Originally, it was nothing. Isn’t it just a student? If you want to find a good job, it is normal to learn a craft first.According to the words of human beings, if a worker wants to do a good job, he must first sharpen his tools, and I have no problem with that.

Suddenly, I feel that I have become a lot more educated, and I can even say such profound words.Going to school is not a bad thing, but what you learn is very important.If I read a common one, such as finance, law, engineering cost, computer, etc., I will recognize it. After I come out, I can find a good job with my family background.But guess what he taught me?

Fuck, now that I think about it, I can't help but swear!He asked me to learn some funeral etiquette. Before he came here, he was very nice. He said that this major is very good. Although it is a bit unpopular, but after graduation, he comes out with high salary and high treatment. He is a rare talent in the country, and everyone is vying for it. want.I was naive at that time, of course if you want to say that I am stupid, I will admit it, anyway, the young master was fooled by that guy, not only fooled, but also completely fooled.

This guy surnamed Yu said everything, but he didn't say anything, the funeral etiquette, and the teacher actually taught you how to make origami flowers in the fucking class! !

Yes, you didn't go crazy, and you didn't have hallucinations. You read it right, that is, origami flowers!It is the kind of paper flower that is folded out of white, yellow, pink, and occasionally red paper, and put together in a circle. When human beings die, they have to display the paper flowers and then burn them.

If you want to burn it, it's still a flower!The ones made of paper are no good, mother haw, my old man let that surnamed Yu suffer miserably, every day after class, when there is nothing to do, he has to play with this thing in his hand.Playing around, after a long time, I thought my mother gave me the wrong gender.

How can I, a male demon, do this all the time? !

It's not sexist, it just doesn't fit my domineering appearance.In our family, the original shape is not that males are more beautiful than females. If I were a peacock, it would not be so abrupt to do this.You said that I am tall and thick, sitting at the table, flipping over and over with my thick fingers, deftly folding out a delicate paper tie flower, can this be seen?

It hurts too much.

I regret it, regret it very much, I actually believed Yu Zhile's nonsense!

I shouldn't be here.

No, I shouldn't have come out to look for a job.Wouldn't it be nice to just hang out at home and wait to die?What job are you looking for!seek death!

Friends, listen to my buddies' advice, be cautious when looking for a job, and don't trust the evil surnamed Yu!This is the experience summed up by my buddies with blood and tears!

1L Queen of Honey

The front row sells honey, propolis, bee pollen, and royal jelly~ Goblin friends who are passing by have a look!There are all kinds of by-products of bees, all of which are sold at a low price. If you can’t buy it, you will suffer a loss and you can’t be fooled. All are shipped directly from the place of origin, and there is no dealer, so it’s even cheaper!Prolong your life, rest your mind, nourish your body and nourish your body, increase your cultivation, we have everything you want!Guest officer to come for a set?

PS: I think Minister Yu is quite reliable, not as bad as you said, did you, the host, mistakenly admit to being a monster and run into a black intermediary?

2L is a bookworm who likes to chew on words

Poor, the host must have run into a black intermediary pretending to be Minister Yu, so scratch your head.However, even if it is a black intermediary, the host seems to have nothing to lose. Although the major he chose is slightly flawed, the flaws are not hidden. I checked, and this major is indeed very popular after completion.The landlord studies hard and will not worry about finding a job in the future.

3L codeword machine that loves codewords and loves life

I made up my mind about the appearance of the five big and three thick landlords pointing at orchids and origami flowers, hey, hot eyes!

4L There is no hand in this world that I cannot part

I'll take care of the business on the next floor, thank you for a jar of honey~

I sympathize with the landlord, but unfortunately this is not looking for a partner. If you are not satisfied with finding a partner, I can help you find a way to break up, but looking for a job, this is not within the scope of my business.But the old saying is good, if you come, you will be at ease. Now that you have taken the class, you should learn it well. It is a craft anyway, and it is always good to have a skill these days.Don't overwhelm yourself with too many skills. If you are not satisfied, you can learn other things after learning. Anyway, you can live a long life.What's more, I saw you talking for a long time, just scolding Minister Yu, and I didn't see that you wanted to drop out of school.

5L Queen of Honey

Pass the honey to the upstairs, finally there is a business, do you actually place an order?If you want to place an order, please PM me your address~

6L Duck Duck Restaurant

Do you have roast duck?Roast duck that is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, oily but not greasy, friends, how about two?

@There is no hand in this world that I can’t part with. I bought all the expensive honey, and I bought two more roast ducks at the same price.I heard that after practicing, honey water and roast duck are more suitable!

PS: I think Minister Yu is very demon-like, and he is very good at being a monster. He helped me open my roast duck restaurant. Now the business is very good, and the customers are like a cloud!

7L I have not been a king for many years

Although I have never asked Yu Zhile for help, but I live quite close to him, and I have gotten along with him more or less. Among other things, that kid has good working ability.Young man, to be a goblin, you must seek truth from facts, and you can't just talk nonsense on the Internet just because this is an anonymous forum.Be careful the administrator checks the address!

8L is good at dealing with thunderstorms

Wait, look at the ID, I seem to have seen you before.If you are the monster I have seen, in my impression, you are not a strong guy who is five big and three thick.Your human form is clearly that of a young man, barely considered a young man, with a thin figure, exquisite facial features, and arrogant temperament, that of a young master who is white and tender.

Cough cough, to be honest, your origami flower is actually not obtrusive.

9L This hotel is uncomfortable to sleep in

Young Master!

drooling~

I really want to see the photo of the landlord, is the photo of the landlord explosive?

10L I am a small seller selling good night

Both honey and roast duck upstairs~

I don't want to see the poster's photo. I heard that someone here accused Minister Yu and came here to rectify his name.Minister Yu is a very nice and responsible demon, I hope everyone will not misunderstand him.

And, when you were looking for a job, did you, the host, not clearly state your requirements? If you did, it would be impossible for Director Yu to introduce you to such a major.

11L Duck Duck Restaurant

Pass the roast duck, remember to private message the duck if you need it~

I also think that the host didn’t make it clear. After all, there are few demons who care about this. Many demons are hermaphrodite.But if the owner really cares about it, why don't you go to the animal branch to find Director Yu. If you make it clear, Director Yu will definitely be responsible for the 'after-sales' solution.

12L Queen of Honey

Pass honey, I think 11L is right.

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132L You, Mr. Guo, I’m a special man, I’m not a bitch at all

7L misidentified the person, the one you mentioned is definitely not the young master, young master, I look mighty and domineering, with hideous facial features, the kind that can scare people into tears when I smile!

Then, after reading what everyone said, I didn't run into a black intermediary, but I might really have misunderstood Yu Zhile.Come to think of it, I really didn't mention wanting a man's job.I take this as something that everyone can see at a glance.After all, I look like this.

133L Queen of Honey

Touch the landlord, it's just a misunderstanding.In this case, the mighty and domineering landlord, do you buy honey?

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666L

Lord, I'm back again.After graduating and going out for an internship for a while, I suddenly felt that this job is not a good job.I want to shout out here, embalmer is one of the most manly jobs in the world!

Why change?The landlord, I took on a new job yesterday, which was to restore the body of a firefighter.Human life is really fragile. When the firefighter was fighting the fire, he wanted to save a child trapped on the floor. However, the fire was too big and the child was thrown out by him. He couldn’t escape by himself, so died in line of duty.After the fire was extinguished, the remains were charred.

It is very difficult to repair the charred body. This is the first time I have encountered it after graduation, but I was not afraid. I stayed up all night to repair the body. Today, when the body was handed over to the family of the martyr, two old people saw the body , took my hand and cried very sadly.They seemed to be the parents of the firefighter. I heard that the firefighter was the only child.

Ah, I have only lived for 18 years, and I am not even one-tenth my age.How should I put it, it's a pity.

Looking at the family members, I suddenly felt the meaning of this job.

Humans are really strange creatures.During my internship, I have seen people who are not sad at all after the death of their family members. There is even a smile on the happy face. My colleague said that it is because they have inheritance after death, so it is too late to be happy.

Life is full of vicissitudes, and I finally know the meaning of this sentence that my old man often talks about.

But before those human beings died and were sent here, I didn't feel it.It may be because most of them died due to illness, encountered accidents suddenly, or died of old age, so they had no choice, but the firefighters gave up the chance of life and died by themselves.I can't imagine it, but it's kind of shocking.

Of course, it may also be that the way the old couple thanked me silently crying, made me feel compassionate, so I wanted to help more people who lost their loved ones just like the old people.Let their sad mood improve a little bit, although only a little bit.

Now that I have opened this post, I will make an ending, which can be regarded as an apology to the surname Yu.

Goblins passing by, if you have a particularly good friend who is still unemployed, please introduce him to the laid-off and re-employment department to find Yu Zhile, and he will find the most suitable job for your friend.If you have a goblin who hates you, please also introduce him to the laid-off and re-employment department to find Yu Zhile. He will find the most tortured job for your enemy, making him painful and happy, and he can’t say anything about you. When chatting with other goblins, I can only praise you!

Of course, the premise of all this is that your friend or enemy must be a spirit made of animals!

In the end, who the hell, my young master, I keep my word, I promise to recognize you as a friend and it won't change!Don't hold back if you have something to do, just ask me for help if you need help, don't worry, I won't avenge myself publicly, my lord!