Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Yu Zhile squinted, happily sitting on the seat behind the computer and gnawing dried fish. The smell of fish wafted all over the room, and along the wide open door, the aroma unscrupulously occupied a small area of ​​the nearby street.People passing by are all secretly slobbering.Even the small restaurant on the street, which usually only has a few or two diners, has been swept away and has become full of customers.

The business is so good today, the restaurant owner is overjoyed.The only thing that puzzled him was that the guests who came to eat today, for some reason, the first thing they asked when they entered the door was if there was any fish. Once they got an affirmative answer, they all couldn't wait to order boiled fish, pickled fish, fried fish, etc. Stir-fried small dried fish and other various fish dishes.

Because the front door is a little far away from the laid-off and re-employment department, the restaurant owner, who has not been attacked by the scent, has no idea why he is making a lot of money today.

Yu Zhile finished eating the last piece of dried fish, licked her fingers, got up reluctantly to wash her hands, and then came back. Before she could sit down, she heard the doorbell ring. , a young woman who was extremely coolly dressed and had an extremely hot figure walked in while taking a deep breath.

"smell good!"

"What fish is so delicious!"

When Yu Zhile heard this, her first reaction was not to answer the question, but to congratulate herself. Fortunately, the dried fish has already been eaten, so there is no need to worry about the other party’s request to share. If he refuses, the atmosphere will be awkward, so that the next work will not be carried out smoothly. .

Fortunately, although the woman who came in was tempted by Yuxiang, she didn't forget the business.She just asked casually, and after she decided to eat fish after finding a job, she put the matter behind her: "My name is Qin Ting, and I'm here to find a job."

After working for a long time, Yu Zhile has already trained to the point where she can analyze the other party's body in detail just by hearing the name of the goblin.Like Guo Yueguang, it's okay to not name it according to the homonym of the original body, like Qin Ting, you don't even need to guess.Obviously, Qin Ting's body is probably a dragonfly.

"What kind of job do you want to find? What are the specific requirements?"

Hearing the question, Qin Ting said without thinking: "I think the photographer is good. I have many compound eyes. If I don't become a cameraman, my eyes will be blinded in vain! I have so many compound eyes. Taking pictures with a camera is definitely better than others. Fairies and humans are well filmed."

"I thought about it before I came here, that is, no matter how many compound eyes I have, I can capture pictures, but if I want to be a videographer, it is useless without a camera. And it is not enough to have good eyes and a good camera, but also to have shooting skills. I know this, I am self-study and I am afraid of detours, and I can’t trust the training courses outside, so I want to come here and ask if there is any suitable school in the country to introduce me to take classes. I will learn this systematically.” As she said, Qin Ting blinked , her eyes are indeed very beautiful, and the eyes are also deep, such a blink, it makes people's hearts move, but it's a pity that the person standing in front of her already has a heart.Seeing this, I just secretly praised it, and then seriously recalled the relevant partner schools: "Yes, the photography department of this school is very famous, one of the best in China, and the teacher is also in charge. You can check it online. Check it out, if there is no opinion, I will introduce you to the past?"

As Yu Zhile said, he took a pen and wrote the name of the university on the sticky note, and handed it to Qin Ting.

"I know this school." Qin Ting has done a good job of preparations: "To be honest, I wanted to go before I came, but I missed the college entrance examination this year and don't want to wait any longer. I can wait, but I am reluctant The results of passing the national literacy class are incomparable with the human beings who have been learning since childhood. The college entrance examination is like thousands of troops crossing a single-plank bridge. I can’t beat them in a crowded way, and it’s not a fight. Let me take the exam for another seven or eight years to complete the system I have to study elementary school and high school again, and I guess I will have hope after I finish."

"There is no hope for formal channels, and I have no other way to get in, so I thought about coming here to try my luck." She was also cautious, and Qin Ting continued: "I don't think it matters what school, as long as you can arrange it It would be good to go in and let me learn. Anyway, if you can cooperate with the goblin department, no matter how bad the school is, it will definitely not be too outrageous. Being so thoughtful, it was immediately arranged in her heart.The first school Yu Zhile recommended was the one she dreamed of the most.

What more is there to say!

Who would let go of the chance to enter the love school of his dreams? It's not stupid.Qin Ting decisively agreed.After receiving the letter of recommendation signed by Yu Zhile, she left happily.

When watching Qin Ting leave, Yu Zhile had no idea that there was a demon behind him scolding him.

Without Yu Zhile's arrangement, Guo Yueguang went to a university by himself through his father's channel to study funeral etiquette.The moment he got the schedule, the smile on Guo Yueguang's face disappeared, and he really wanted to scold the monster.

Knowledge of the Book of Changes, funeral flower arrangements, elegiac couplets, what is it all about? !

The alternative make-up artist agreed upon, originally thought that he would repair the corpse, burn a bone at most, and learn courses such as cremation equipment and techniques. In the end, he also had to learn how to make paper flowers. The male goblin actually wanted to make paper flowers.It's not shameful to spread the numbness, and those cronies of his know it, and they still laugh out loud!

And the elegiac couplet, how can he have that literary talent, don't write a mess at that time, and then make the family members angry.At that time, I have worked hard for a long time, but I have not earned any money, and I have to pay a large amount of medical expenses.Although his family is rich, they don't spend it like this.

"Are you scared? Don't be scared. You won't be scared after you get used to it. Actually, it's not scary at all. There are no ghosts in this world. You have to believe in science." Passing by students of the same major thought that Guo Yueguang was frightened by the scary schedule , I was afraid that the other party would not be able to accept it, thinking of myself at the beginning, out of the friendship of classmates, I quickly comforted him kindly.Who knew it would be okay if it wasn't consolation, but as soon as he was comforted, Guo Yueguang's face became more and more ugly. When the classmate saw him, he didn't dare to speak again, and ran away in a hurry.

Who is afraid?

Anyway, no matter who is afraid, he will not be afraid.Who said there are no ghosts in this world?Yes, but if you give that ghost some courage, those little ghosts will not dare to do anything to him.No matter how many ghosts appear, they will surround him tightly, and he will not be afraid if everyone is scared to pee.Guo Yueguang is so angry, is the young master a demon who is afraid of ghosts?Young Master, that's embarrassing!No, lose the demon!Damn it!

As expected, I was still too young and too gullible.What is said on the Internet is right, a man's mouth is a deceitful ghost, and the mouth of a male demon is the same, there is no truth!If it wasn't for the fact that he had vowed to issue a military order with his father in order to enter this school, he would have regretted it and would have been cut off his living expenses, and he would have left long ago.Now, Guo Yueguang is tearful, biting his teeth and swallowing it in his stomach. When he has finished his studies, he will have to find that nonsense liar to settle the score. He is still a civil servant, and he is so fooling the monster!

Guo Yueguang went to class bitterly.

Qin Ting successfully entered the university and studied for a period of time. After showing her outstanding talent, she was appreciated by the teacher and introduced to a photo studio.

"You were brought by Mr. Xu. You don't need to do other trivial tasks, such as serving tea and pouring water. You can concentrate on being a camera assistant by my side. It is good to help manage the equipment and assist in shooting. I also practice Practice your hands and practice to gain true knowledge. After graduation, you may even save the internship period, and you can go to work directly. I don’t know about other places. Anyway, there is no problem with me, and you are welcome to stay when the time comes.” In front of the teacher In the photo studio, the person in charge of taking Qin Ting is very dedicated.The other people in the photo studio, no matter what they think behind their backs, are still very harmonious on the surface.In short, for Qin Ting, the days of attending classes and being an assistant when she is free are very easy and beautiful.

"Hey, what are you doing? Just take a good photo if you want to show your shoulders. Why do you use your hands? It's not like I don't have hands and I can't do it myself." On this day, Qin Ting was preparing the lens for the afternoon shoot. I heard noise coming from the studio next door.After a while, the dispute became louder and louder.

"I've said it all, don't do it, I'll just take a photo shoot, it doesn't need to be so sexy, it doesn't matter if you show your shoulders, what kind of skirt are you picking up, before you pick up my skirt, you can't open your mouth and let me do it myself? You only have long hands Are you speechless or dumb? You can’t speak, you have to do it?! Are you sick, are you so courageous in broad daylight? Sexual harassment, that’s it. Dishonest, afraid of encountering such a thing, I specially picked a big photo studio and came here during the day, but the result is still like this. Shame? Do you have no wife or what, have you never seen a woman?! Then the hunger and thirst will not go home by yourself Masturbating to the screen? Are you going to commit a crime?"

"No, I said girl, you can eat and talk nonsense, I reminded you, but you didn't respond, I can't help because I'm afraid of delaying time."

"Yes, I don't deny that some people in our industry are immoral and take advantage of job opportunities, but there is no scum in any industry? Isn't it? These are a few people. You can't generalize and wear colored glasses Look at people. I eat this bowl of rice seriously." The male photographer said, feeling uncomfortable: "Do you think it's easy for me? If I don't help, the result will not be good when the time comes. If you want to come to make trouble, say that you spend money and don’t do anything, and take a good photo to look like a dog. Let me help, you are suspicious again, think I am taking advantage of the opportunity, what do you think I am doing? Am I wronged or not! "

"That's right, I pulled your clothes down a little bit, exposing half of your shoulders, and raised the corners of your skirt a little bit, exposing your calves, but I only touched the material from the beginning to the end, not the fabric." Is it yours? I am careful enough. Yes, there are photos in the photo studio that can complete the shooting task without pulling clothes, but the samples you selected before shooting are not in this style. Your own request You are also tall, you need to be demonic but not vulgar, pure but not gorgeous. It is so easy to be pure and evil at the same time. I have always controlled the scale. The degree to which your shoulders are exposed is similar to that of ordinary people wearing one-shoulder clothes , I only show half of my shoulders, and at best it’s a slanted collar dress. It’s just to create a lazy feeling with a slightly loose neckline, to highlight your collarbone, and it’s not exposed at all. If you don’t believe me, take a look in the mirror yourself, or let others Someone help me to see if what I said is true."