Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance
Chapter 91 The 91st Job Seeker
Well, it looks like a second generation demon has come!
That's right, these days there are second generations of officials and second generations of rich people. Since there are goblins, there will naturally be second generations of goblins.I don't know which big monster with high authority and profound cultivation base released such a cub.
But having said that, such a cub should also be driven out to find a job to exercise, at least he is doing things for the demon, so he has to grow up.Yu Zhile kept thinking, and didn't hesitate on the face, and asked in a business-like manner: "What's your name? What is the main body? Do you want to start a business or come to find a job? What are your requirements for work, what are your specialties, and what are your hobbies?"
A series of questions were asked in a row, and the young man looked confused. It took a while to calm down, and said impatiently: "I am here to find a job. Why are you asking so many questions? What is my body? What do you still think?" If you can't see it, why bother?"
"Okay, don't waste time. My dad won't let me start a company, saying that I will only spend money on it. It's meat buns and dogs that never return. Let me stop tossing and find a job honestly. .I don’t have any good points, I just listen to my dad. I don’t make it difficult for you, just tell me if there is any job that suits me.” After finishing speaking, the young man couldn’t help but muttered: “Actually, I think Your position is quite suitable for me, but unfortunately my father won't allow it, how about you abdicate and let Xian be better!"
Although he was not afraid of the other party's backing, Yu Zhile was too lazy to make trouble, so he pretended not to hear the young man's words.But looking at him like that, it is obvious that he has no specialties: "If you don't have specialties, then it is not easy for you to find a job. No matter what you do, you have to train first. You have to be mentally prepared first." With zero foundation, the training time is probably not too short.
"But the other way around, that is to say, you can choose any job. Anyway, if you need training, you can choose whatever you want. After you choose the training, you are absolutely free!"
Holding the right to choose, the young man with unlimited possibilities in the future heard the words. He was a little unhappy when he heard the previous words, but now that little emotion has disappeared without a trace, and he immediately said: "Freedom is good, my lord!" I love freedom and debauchery!"
"What do you think of being a star? It would be a waste for someone as handsome as me not to stand on the stage and shine brightly. It would be a waste of my handsome face!" Without waiting for Yu Zhile to make a suggestion, the young man should do it himself. Let's talk.
He just said he wanted to be a star, but just as he finished speaking, the young man retorted: "No, being a star is too tiring, I can't bear the guilt, and with my temper, I'm easy to be teased. I've been spoiled since I was a child , I have a glass heart, change another."
"Why don't you become a teacher? It's okay for a teacher to have a bad temper. Anyway, no matter what you say, it's all about educating students, for the good of students!"
"No way, I don't have much knowledge, and I'm too lazy to train and study. If I don't have anything in my stomach, it's easy to mislead my children. It's easy to lose merit if I become a teacher. It's not good to harm the flowers of the motherland. Do something else."
After crossing out another choice, the young man pondered for a while, and asked, "Biologists seem to be good too. What kind of family is that? It's pretty impressive at first glance, and its social status is also high."
"But I'm impatient with this. It's okay to deal with ordinary animals before I become a master. I finally became a master. After eating so many treasures from heaven and earth, I worked hard to transform into a shape. If I go back to deal with ordinary animals, I will definitely be punished by those beasts." The second generation laughed, no, no, the young master must not choose this."
Well, let him finish everything, Yu Zhile looked at the young man who was talking endlessly, and wisely continued to keep silent.Sure enough, the young man didn't care whether he answered or not, and continued to talk to himself: "Tell me, why don't I buy a boat and go to sea? How about being the captain of your own? Is this considered starting a business or looking for a job?"
"The captain is so majestic, maybe he can be a guest on a pirate ship ghost ship or something." Just after finishing speaking, the young man seemed to realize something, and quickly added: "Forget it, you didn't hear anything just now , I didn’t say anything. If I really do this, the limelight will come out, but it’s easy to cause trouble for the old man at home, and it’s not good to cause international disputes. It’s not easy for the old man, I’d better find another job .”
"You said it's fine, the family doesn't lack money, and there is no shortage of cultivation resources, why force me to come out and look for a job? But these days, who doesn't know that it's hard to find a job? It would be better if I just stay at home and wait to die. Is the game not fun anymore? Or the novel is not good to read?"
"Wait, games," the young man's eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes, I can play games, do power leveling, live broadcast, etc. Isn't that also a job?"
"I can't do anything else, but I'm good at games!"
Speaking of this, Yu Zhile can no longer pretend that she doesn't exist.If you really want the other party to devote themselves to the game, the result will definitely be a tragedy.How do rich people play games? Yu Zhile, who also played games for a while when he was in school, still doesn't know.Most of them are throwing money and throwing money, throwing money a lot, throwing money to death.Anyway, spending money is the right thing, waving banknotes to smooth out all difficulties, the game experience is naturally very good.
However, throwing money into the game and making money from the game are two different things.
Just when Yu Zhile was about to point out this point tactfully, the young man who had been acting quite self-aware came back to his senses, and he coughed uncomfortably: "I don't seem to be able to do it." , Asking him to condescend to give others a power leveling level and equipment, and work hard for several hours just to earn a dozen or 20 yuan, he can't bear the crime.
As for playing games live, as a RMB player, even if he wears a thick filter to look at himself, the young man has to admit that his skills are not worthy of the luxurious equipment and the expensive appearance full of high temperament.Doing this live broadcast may attract some viewers who want to watch the local tyrants, but if you want to earn rewards, it is impossible to even think about it.He will definitely starve to death if he eats this!
"You said how about I learn a craft?" The young man suddenly thought of the amazing makeup artists he saw when he went to visit the starlets with his friends.Being able to make up an ordinary passer-by who can't be found in the crowd into a little beauty is quite interesting as a makeup artist, and I think it will give people a sense of accomplishment after putting on makeup.
Think it over, this is it!
Makeup should not be difficult to learn.
Makeup artist?also.
Knowing the young man's thinking, Yu Zhile felt that the other party's previous entanglements were not in vain, and the final result was quite reliable.However, Yu Zhile made a small suggestion: "It is very difficult to find a job as a makeup artist now. Besides, if you want a sense of accomplishment, how can an ordinary makeup artist have a stronger sense of accomplishment than a special effects makeup artist? But let me say, special effects makeup The makeup artist is actually like that. Anyway, you have to learn makeup techniques from scratch. Instead of being an ordinary makeup artist or special effects makeup artist, it is better to be an embalmer. In other words, an embalmer can be regarded as a special makeup artist.” Although some It means watching a good show, but this is also the truth, Yu Zhile is seriously proposing.As early as when Salamander arranged for himself a career as a mourner, he thought of an embalmer, and it was appropriate to bring it up.
"Ordinary people are afraid of ghosts, and feel that this business is too dark, so they dare not do it, and they are also afraid of contracting some kind of disease after prolonged contact with corpses, but this is not a problem for you at all. If this is the case, it is also making up for people. What is the difference between the living and the dead? It’s all cultural anyway. There are very few people who study funeral etiquette in China, and there is always a huge gap for embalmers. As long as you pass the training, you can find a job immediately after learning. Salary and benefits are all It's top-notch, you say, what better job is there for you?"
"Nothing."
Is that right?
The young man's expression was shaken, and Yu Zhile hit the iron while the iron was hot: "And among all kinds of makeup artists, the embalmer can definitely bring you the strongest sense of accomplishment. In modern society, many people die unexpectedly, such as car accidents, falling objects from heights, drowning, Accidental deaths caused by a series of accidents such as fires, the remains of the victims are often damaged, even beyond recognition. People live a lifetime, no matter what happened in life, they must try their best to let him go as decently as possible after death. What's more, repair it , The intact body can also give some comfort to the family members who have lost their loved ones. Why not do it? Think about it, the sense of accomplishment of restoring and beautifying the body that has no longer seen its original appearance to the way the other party was still alive, Is it better than making ordinary people into little beauties and little beauties into big beauties?"
Well, that's right. Hearing this, the young man couldn't help but nodded in conviction. He had a good impression of this staff member who patiently and carefully analyzed his employment path: "My name is Guo Yueguang, Guo Ziyi's Guo, jumping, bright Deguang, don't remember wrongly, you can come to me if you encounter any difficulties in the future. The young master has made you a friend."
"Don't look at my poor cultivation, but don't worry, I have a backer, and I can rely on Dad. As long as you don't mess with those old monsters who have lived for tens of thousands of years, no matter what other monsters are, even If you accidentally offended the big demon, my dad can also mediate for you." After speaking, Guo Yueguang walked away gracefully.
Although the days at work are not boring, even because the fairies who come here have all kinds of realities and come to find all kinds of jobs, it can be called an eye-opener and full of wit and wit.But what Yu Zhile is looking forward to the most is the sweet episodes that frequently come in these days.Maybe it's because work is not so busy, or there are other reasons, in short, Bai Ze has sent people a lot more snacks recently, and the amount of snacks delivered each time has also increased.The number of times Yu Zhile delivered meals was also the same. Originally, it was only once in a while, but it gradually became delivered every day, and then it became three meals a day.Xiao Zhao didn't even need to bring the snacks here, instead, when Yu Zhile delivered the meals, he picked them up by himself.
Anyway, at the end of the day, Bai Ze, who always eats good food and drink for dinner, is fine. Yu Zhile, who is always eating snacks, just jumped up in size, and even his face became rounder. Every time I wonder secretly: Didn’t you say that eating snacks doesn’t make you grow taller?Yu Zhile is already at this age, and he loves to eat snacks, yet he can still grow again.If Boss Bai hadn't made this snack himself, he would have wanted to grab it.
Maybe it's this snack that promotes height!
No one cared about the thoughts of Xiao Zhao, who was born short. Bai Ze and Yu Zhile's thoughts were all on each other.As you come and go, the more this thing is given, the clearer each other's minds will be.Some things seem to be just a step away, but this step has not come for a long time.
That's right, these days there are second generations of officials and second generations of rich people. Since there are goblins, there will naturally be second generations of goblins.I don't know which big monster with high authority and profound cultivation base released such a cub.
But having said that, such a cub should also be driven out to find a job to exercise, at least he is doing things for the demon, so he has to grow up.Yu Zhile kept thinking, and didn't hesitate on the face, and asked in a business-like manner: "What's your name? What is the main body? Do you want to start a business or come to find a job? What are your requirements for work, what are your specialties, and what are your hobbies?"
A series of questions were asked in a row, and the young man looked confused. It took a while to calm down, and said impatiently: "I am here to find a job. Why are you asking so many questions? What is my body? What do you still think?" If you can't see it, why bother?"
"Okay, don't waste time. My dad won't let me start a company, saying that I will only spend money on it. It's meat buns and dogs that never return. Let me stop tossing and find a job honestly. .I don’t have any good points, I just listen to my dad. I don’t make it difficult for you, just tell me if there is any job that suits me.” After finishing speaking, the young man couldn’t help but muttered: “Actually, I think Your position is quite suitable for me, but unfortunately my father won't allow it, how about you abdicate and let Xian be better!"
Although he was not afraid of the other party's backing, Yu Zhile was too lazy to make trouble, so he pretended not to hear the young man's words.But looking at him like that, it is obvious that he has no specialties: "If you don't have specialties, then it is not easy for you to find a job. No matter what you do, you have to train first. You have to be mentally prepared first." With zero foundation, the training time is probably not too short.
"But the other way around, that is to say, you can choose any job. Anyway, if you need training, you can choose whatever you want. After you choose the training, you are absolutely free!"
Holding the right to choose, the young man with unlimited possibilities in the future heard the words. He was a little unhappy when he heard the previous words, but now that little emotion has disappeared without a trace, and he immediately said: "Freedom is good, my lord!" I love freedom and debauchery!"
"What do you think of being a star? It would be a waste for someone as handsome as me not to stand on the stage and shine brightly. It would be a waste of my handsome face!" Without waiting for Yu Zhile to make a suggestion, the young man should do it himself. Let's talk.
He just said he wanted to be a star, but just as he finished speaking, the young man retorted: "No, being a star is too tiring, I can't bear the guilt, and with my temper, I'm easy to be teased. I've been spoiled since I was a child , I have a glass heart, change another."
"Why don't you become a teacher? It's okay for a teacher to have a bad temper. Anyway, no matter what you say, it's all about educating students, for the good of students!"
"No way, I don't have much knowledge, and I'm too lazy to train and study. If I don't have anything in my stomach, it's easy to mislead my children. It's easy to lose merit if I become a teacher. It's not good to harm the flowers of the motherland. Do something else."
After crossing out another choice, the young man pondered for a while, and asked, "Biologists seem to be good too. What kind of family is that? It's pretty impressive at first glance, and its social status is also high."
"But I'm impatient with this. It's okay to deal with ordinary animals before I become a master. I finally became a master. After eating so many treasures from heaven and earth, I worked hard to transform into a shape. If I go back to deal with ordinary animals, I will definitely be punished by those beasts." The second generation laughed, no, no, the young master must not choose this."
Well, let him finish everything, Yu Zhile looked at the young man who was talking endlessly, and wisely continued to keep silent.Sure enough, the young man didn't care whether he answered or not, and continued to talk to himself: "Tell me, why don't I buy a boat and go to sea? How about being the captain of your own? Is this considered starting a business or looking for a job?"
"The captain is so majestic, maybe he can be a guest on a pirate ship ghost ship or something." Just after finishing speaking, the young man seemed to realize something, and quickly added: "Forget it, you didn't hear anything just now , I didn’t say anything. If I really do this, the limelight will come out, but it’s easy to cause trouble for the old man at home, and it’s not good to cause international disputes. It’s not easy for the old man, I’d better find another job .”
"You said it's fine, the family doesn't lack money, and there is no shortage of cultivation resources, why force me to come out and look for a job? But these days, who doesn't know that it's hard to find a job? It would be better if I just stay at home and wait to die. Is the game not fun anymore? Or the novel is not good to read?"
"Wait, games," the young man's eyes suddenly lit up: "Yes, I can play games, do power leveling, live broadcast, etc. Isn't that also a job?"
"I can't do anything else, but I'm good at games!"
Speaking of this, Yu Zhile can no longer pretend that she doesn't exist.If you really want the other party to devote themselves to the game, the result will definitely be a tragedy.How do rich people play games? Yu Zhile, who also played games for a while when he was in school, still doesn't know.Most of them are throwing money and throwing money, throwing money a lot, throwing money to death.Anyway, spending money is the right thing, waving banknotes to smooth out all difficulties, the game experience is naturally very good.
However, throwing money into the game and making money from the game are two different things.
Just when Yu Zhile was about to point out this point tactfully, the young man who had been acting quite self-aware came back to his senses, and he coughed uncomfortably: "I don't seem to be able to do it." , Asking him to condescend to give others a power leveling level and equipment, and work hard for several hours just to earn a dozen or 20 yuan, he can't bear the crime.
As for playing games live, as a RMB player, even if he wears a thick filter to look at himself, the young man has to admit that his skills are not worthy of the luxurious equipment and the expensive appearance full of high temperament.Doing this live broadcast may attract some viewers who want to watch the local tyrants, but if you want to earn rewards, it is impossible to even think about it.He will definitely starve to death if he eats this!
"You said how about I learn a craft?" The young man suddenly thought of the amazing makeup artists he saw when he went to visit the starlets with his friends.Being able to make up an ordinary passer-by who can't be found in the crowd into a little beauty is quite interesting as a makeup artist, and I think it will give people a sense of accomplishment after putting on makeup.
Think it over, this is it!
Makeup should not be difficult to learn.
Makeup artist?also.
Knowing the young man's thinking, Yu Zhile felt that the other party's previous entanglements were not in vain, and the final result was quite reliable.However, Yu Zhile made a small suggestion: "It is very difficult to find a job as a makeup artist now. Besides, if you want a sense of accomplishment, how can an ordinary makeup artist have a stronger sense of accomplishment than a special effects makeup artist? But let me say, special effects makeup The makeup artist is actually like that. Anyway, you have to learn makeup techniques from scratch. Instead of being an ordinary makeup artist or special effects makeup artist, it is better to be an embalmer. In other words, an embalmer can be regarded as a special makeup artist.” Although some It means watching a good show, but this is also the truth, Yu Zhile is seriously proposing.As early as when Salamander arranged for himself a career as a mourner, he thought of an embalmer, and it was appropriate to bring it up.
"Ordinary people are afraid of ghosts, and feel that this business is too dark, so they dare not do it, and they are also afraid of contracting some kind of disease after prolonged contact with corpses, but this is not a problem for you at all. If this is the case, it is also making up for people. What is the difference between the living and the dead? It’s all cultural anyway. There are very few people who study funeral etiquette in China, and there is always a huge gap for embalmers. As long as you pass the training, you can find a job immediately after learning. Salary and benefits are all It's top-notch, you say, what better job is there for you?"
"Nothing."
Is that right?
The young man's expression was shaken, and Yu Zhile hit the iron while the iron was hot: "And among all kinds of makeup artists, the embalmer can definitely bring you the strongest sense of accomplishment. In modern society, many people die unexpectedly, such as car accidents, falling objects from heights, drowning, Accidental deaths caused by a series of accidents such as fires, the remains of the victims are often damaged, even beyond recognition. People live a lifetime, no matter what happened in life, they must try their best to let him go as decently as possible after death. What's more, repair it , The intact body can also give some comfort to the family members who have lost their loved ones. Why not do it? Think about it, the sense of accomplishment of restoring and beautifying the body that has no longer seen its original appearance to the way the other party was still alive, Is it better than making ordinary people into little beauties and little beauties into big beauties?"
Well, that's right. Hearing this, the young man couldn't help but nodded in conviction. He had a good impression of this staff member who patiently and carefully analyzed his employment path: "My name is Guo Yueguang, Guo Ziyi's Guo, jumping, bright Deguang, don't remember wrongly, you can come to me if you encounter any difficulties in the future. The young master has made you a friend."
"Don't look at my poor cultivation, but don't worry, I have a backer, and I can rely on Dad. As long as you don't mess with those old monsters who have lived for tens of thousands of years, no matter what other monsters are, even If you accidentally offended the big demon, my dad can also mediate for you." After speaking, Guo Yueguang walked away gracefully.
Although the days at work are not boring, even because the fairies who come here have all kinds of realities and come to find all kinds of jobs, it can be called an eye-opener and full of wit and wit.But what Yu Zhile is looking forward to the most is the sweet episodes that frequently come in these days.Maybe it's because work is not so busy, or there are other reasons, in short, Bai Ze has sent people a lot more snacks recently, and the amount of snacks delivered each time has also increased.The number of times Yu Zhile delivered meals was also the same. Originally, it was only once in a while, but it gradually became delivered every day, and then it became three meals a day.Xiao Zhao didn't even need to bring the snacks here, instead, when Yu Zhile delivered the meals, he picked them up by himself.
Anyway, at the end of the day, Bai Ze, who always eats good food and drink for dinner, is fine. Yu Zhile, who is always eating snacks, just jumped up in size, and even his face became rounder. Every time I wonder secretly: Didn’t you say that eating snacks doesn’t make you grow taller?Yu Zhile is already at this age, and he loves to eat snacks, yet he can still grow again.If Boss Bai hadn't made this snack himself, he would have wanted to grab it.
Maybe it's this snack that promotes height!
No one cared about the thoughts of Xiao Zhao, who was born short. Bai Ze and Yu Zhile's thoughts were all on each other.As you come and go, the more this thing is given, the clearer each other's minds will be.Some things seem to be just a step away, but this step has not come for a long time.
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