Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

However, such impolite words are definitely not what a professional employment referral should say.Yu Zhile endured and endured, and finally managed to control his eagerness to lick the panda's paw.

He has already cultivated to become fine, and the hair is his clothes.What's the difference between touching someone's hair like this and touching the clothes they wear next to their body?Isn't this sexual harassment?Harassment even if you are of a different gender.

Thinking of this, Yu Zhile couldn't help shivering, feeling cold all over.No, absolutely not.If you really want to do this, what kind of person has he become?What will the Panda Demon think of him then? !

Relying on Yu Zhile's rich associative ability, he managed to scare himself.He stabilized the expression on his face, with a professional smile that made people feel refreshed, not too affectionate, and asked coldly, "Are you looking for a job?"

No, Gun Gun also needs to find a job?

Unlike immigrant animals such as kangaroos and koalas, pandas are serious national treasures of China.When the people of our country are living a prosperous life, how come the treatment of national treasures has declined instead, and they need to come out to work by themselves?

Can't you? !

If you really want to do this, it always feels a little miserable.

Just when Yu Zhile was puzzled and felt that there might be some misunderstanding, he saw that the panda demon nodded seriously.This was not enough, the other party also said cruelly, completely breaking Yu Zhile's extravagant hope: "I came to find a job."

"I'm too old, I just faked my death once before, and I absolutely can't hang out in the zoo any longer in a short time." Although I can still shrink in size, I can pretend to be a newborn cub.But this is the first time, the panda demon said that he is tired of pretending.

The life of staying in the zoo every day eating bamboo and drinking pots of milk is very beautiful, but no matter how good the days are, after a long time, it will be somewhat boring.

What's more, the pandas in the zoo have no freedom at all, and live completely under the sight of the staff and countless tourists.For a panda who is not intelligent, this is nothing, but a goblin like Panda Demon feels a little aggrieved.He didn't even have a chance to pick up his mobile phone or play a game.You said that monsters are alive, what else can they do besides eating, drinking and having fun?Staying in the zoo, the first two items are enough, but the latter is...

Moreover, in addition to bamboo, pots of milk, and apples, the panda demon said that occasionally he actually wants to eat something else.He is different from ordinary pandas. His body accepts all kinds of food well, and he has finally cultivated into a human form. What a pity if he can't come out to taste all kinds of delicacies in Huaguo? !

The superficial reasons are these. In fact, what the Panda Demon is embarrassed to say is that although the treatment of national treasures is very good, but due to the scarcity of pandas, they will be taken to make some kind of match when they reach the right age.

In the previous few times, he had already had a very difficult time hiding.It was because there were leaders who knew his identity to help him, so he got confused.If you turn back into a cub and grow up again, nothing else is insurmountable.After all, for eating, drinking and having fun, the leader occasionally sneaks in something for him to enjoy.But reproduction is such a thing...

Everyone else is watching closely.If there are only one or two people who pay attention to this all the time, you can still tell them about the goblin, and dispel the other party's idea of ​​pulling him into a match.But with so many people, there's no way to explain it.If you can't explain it, you have to be honest.How could the Panda Demon be happy? He has been enlightened for so many years!

However, the leader couldn't continue to cover him in this matter.I heard that many staff in the zoo who are responsible for taking care of the pandas have started to complain, thinking that the leaders are messing around.Pandas are difficult to reproduce in the first place, and they are still making such fuss. When there are pandas that are suitable for mating, it's okay for him not to help arrange specific matters.What do you call this!

Yes, what is this called!Knowing that the staff unite and say that the leader is messing around again, they will report the situation to the higher authorities.The panda demon was very broken.After much deliberation, he finally decided to feign his death, draw his salary from the bottom of the pot, and walk away.

I can't go.

Although life in the zoo is okay, but innocence is more important than this!Even if those staff report it to the higher authorities, this matter will not be exposed, and it will only be suppressed by the special department.He no longer wants to be frightened, for fear that one day when he wakes up, he will be dragged into the 'marriage room' to contribute to the breeding of giant pandas.

It is precisely because of various reasons that the panda demon wants to come out and find a job to support himself.

etc.Yu Zhile, who didn't know the inside story, was taken aback when he heard the words. It seemed that there was only one panda that died during this period.That is indeed an old panda. When Huaguo hosted the Olympic Games, that panda served as the prototype of the Olympic mascot.Since then, Yu Zhile has been fond of that panda.Some time ago, when he was raising bears in the cloud on the Internet, he was heartbroken for a while when he heard the bad news, and he didn't even have the appetite to eat his favorite snacks.Only a few days later, tell me now that the panda is not dead? !

While Yu Zhile was happy, he couldn't help but look at the panda demon with the eyes of a heartless man.

Uncle policeman, this is the guy who cheated the feelings of bear lovers including me!

"What...what are you doing?" The panda demon was taken aback by this look, and couldn't help but take a step back.Why did you suddenly look at him with this look? Could it be that you accidentally offended him?Or did he see that there was a concealment in what he just said, so he was upset?

No, the Panda Demon couldn't figure it out, he felt that he hadn't shown any flaws.Besides, although the reason for breeding is hard to say, it has nothing to do with finding a job, so it's okay not to mention it.

Could it be that he had offended the other party before?But he had been living in the zoo before, and he had never come out once. This was the first time he went out, and the possibility of offending anyone was really very small.Couldn't it be that when the other party went to the zoo to watch Rolling, he tried to get the panda's attention by waving outside the railing, and then no panda was willing to talk to him, so he kept his grudge until now, and blamed himself?

Or maybe the panda who ignored him at the time was himself?

Uh, it seems that this is not impossible.

Every year when he was 'forced to marry', he would be irritable and unreasonable.

While the Panda Demon was desperately thinking about it, Yu Zhile had already adjusted his mentality and asked, "Then what kind of job do you want to find?"

... This face-changing speed.The Panda Demon sighed for a moment, then ignored it heartily.Anyway, it’s easy to talk about anything without mentioning reproduction.The panda demon's attention was focused on what Yu Zhile was saying now.

What kind of job do you want to find?

This is indeed a big problem.

If you are too busy, you will not be able to. Although being busy can make you fulfilled, if you are too busy, you will have no time to go out for food or play games.So definitely not too busy.It's best not to make the salary too low. If it's too low, it won't be able to support his consumption.

This time, it is true that he wants to get rid of the responsibility of reproduction, but it is also true that he wants to eat snacks and play games.

The saddest thing for Xiong in the world is that apart from encountering "forced marriage", there is also the fact that there are delicious food and fun games in front of him, but because he doesn't have enough money in his pocket, he can only Take a look to relieve your hunger.The more you solve, the more hungry you become.How sad this kind of life is, the panda demon has already experienced it deeply before.At that time, he was in the zoo, so there was no way.Now that the bears are out, we must not go back to the old ways.

Eat delicious food and play games.This is the life of a bear!

The Panda Demon thought endlessly.There was even a hint of eagerness on his face.No mating, only food and games in the future, how wonderful it is!

Okay, that is to say, there are few things, and you don't need to ask for more money, but you can't have too little.It's not difficult.I didn't expect the request of the national treasure to be so simple.Yu Zhile sighed, and then asked: "Then what are your specialties?"

Specialty?

The panda demon thought for a long time, and finally tilted his head, and asked cutely: "Does being cute count?"

If it doesn't count, then he really doesn't know what he is good at.Perhaps, is good at eating bamboo?

"Do the math, why not?!" I'm not exaggerating, there is no creature cuter than a panda in this world.Yu Zhile insisted on looking through the panda monster's face to see his naive appearance.Tilting the head to kill is simply awesome.The cute heart trembles!

Forget it, the Panda Monster felt a little relieved, but he couldn't help but asked with some worry: "Can Meng find a job?" If your health is not affected, someone will take the initiative to send it up.It's okay even if he doesn't know how to be cute, the zoo will not treat him badly.But now, who knows if the people outside will still follow this routine after transforming into a human form.I have never heard of any job that can be done by acting cute.

"Or," Panda Demon said hesitantly, "I'd better go play games. I'm really good at games! I heard that playing games can make money now, e-sports players or game anchors are good jobs."

Yu Zhile pondered for a while, the panda demon really seemed to like playing games.It's not bad to be able to earn money to support yourself with your hobbies.Out of a responsible attitude, Yu Zhile stood up and gave the computer to the Panda Demon: "Then you can play it?" He has several games on his computer, including the popular ones on the market, whatever the Panda Demon wants Try either.

"If you're not good at these things, or haven't played them before, then what are you good at? Let's go to the Internet cafe. The computer games in the Internet cafe are quite complete." There is an Internet cafe with a good reputation near the small building.

Hearing Yu Zhile's words, the Panda Demon glanced at the game icons on the computer, opened one of the games and said, "No need. This one is pretty good." He played this game in the leadership office.Seriously good at it.The leaders praised him for his good skills after seeing it.It's just bad luck. During the matchmaking, Cai always lags behind his teammates, so he loses out of ten out of ten.

But the scum of teammates does not mean the scum of oneself.The panda demon is not worried about his bad luck coming again.Even if he was unlucky and ran into a bad teammate again, that wouldn't affect his performance, wouldn't it?I believe that with Minister Yu's discerning eyes, he can definitely see from it that his operation level is ten blocks ahead of others.

Seeing that the Panda Demon was full of confidence, upon hearing that, Yu Zhile stopped talking. He stood behind the Panda Demon, ready to see the Panda Demon's ability to play games.Make a plan after the assessment.