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look familiar?

Yu Zhile was startled.Among other things, people outside may think that this picture is a sensationalist.The murderer's fingerprints are completely unfounded. They are fake news made by the reporter in order to become famous and gain attention.Maybe the fingerprint was made by the reporter himself by pressing it with Brother Thumb.But Yu Zhile, he knows something inside.

When the news came out, Lan Hua called him angrily and complained to him.Said that some guy who didn't know whether he was dead or alive leaked the situation inside the police station.Forget about anything else, this fingerprint is likely to be the key to solving the case, and such an important thing has been published in private.

"Is he afraid that we will solve the case too early?!" He is simply an accomplice!

The reason why Lan Hua was so angry was not because he had a strong sense of justice or a sense of belonging to the police station, or because of some other reason.The point of his anger is that after Professor Chen Xinde found out about the situation early this morning, the old professor was thrown down with anger.Although Professor Chen is old and lacks energy, he is usually in good health.The old professor always used a scalpel to dissect disgusting corpses, and he kept his hands steady. When he heard the news when he was eating breakfast, he was so angry that he even drank porridge, and the porridge in the spoon spilled out.

Seeing the old professor being so angry, can the little fan bear it?If this can be tolerated, Lan Hua's position as the number one fan has been snatched away long ago.In short, Lan Hua had complained to Yu Zhile at the time, and after venting, he put down the phone and went to work.In his words, it is to catch the murderer before he escapes and commits another crime.It's good to calm down the professor's anger and make him feel very relieved.It's best to be happy, the old professor is in a good mood and in good spirits, and can live for a few more years.

Lan Hua went to work, and Yu Zhile, who hung up the phone, looked online out of curiosity.Only halfway through, Ye Kaola came.

Knowing that the fingerprints are real, and hearing what Ye Kaola said, Yu Zhile couldn't care less about rejecting the gift brought by the other party.Directly ignoring the pile of things, Yu Zhile grabbed Ye Kaola and asked, "Where did you see it?" He didn't suspect that Ye Kaola remembered or misread it at all.Others may be able to, but goblins, I have to say, except for those goblins whose cultivation is so low that they can be ignored, other goblins are definitely the best in all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor.They are inherently better than humans in various aspects such as five senses, memory, and physical strength.Even if there is a short board, this short board is about as high as the strengths of ordinary people.

Yu Zhile was in a hurry. Ye Kaola, who had already seen the news on the screen clearly, was only more anxious than him.But sometimes, the more urgent you are, the more you can't remember the important things.

Ye Kaola frowned and thought for a long time. After a while, he still couldn't figure it out. He just looked at the picture of the fingerprint, which seemed familiar to him no matter what.It was so familiar, as if he could see it often.

"Ah, that's right." Ye Kaola clapped his hands suddenly: "I remember." Saying that, Ye Kaola changed back to its original shape, and a big gray koala appeared in front of Yu Zhile.The smooth fur made Yu Zhile want to move, and almost couldn't control himself, he stretched out his hand to smooth the fur.

Even if they know each other, it's not appropriate to "hands on" people so abruptly.It's the same even if Ye Kaola transforms after a disagreement.

Yu Zhile tried his best to control himself, and after quietly touching a handful of salted peanuts from the snack jar next to him, under the temptation of the food, he barely moved his gaze away from Ye Kaola's fur.

Not knowing what test Yu Zhile had gone through, Ye Kaola didn't notice what was wrong with him.After returning to its original shape, the big koala stood up, with its two front paws on the table, raised its paws, and Ye Kaola motioned Yu Zhile to look: "Does it look like it?"

"It really does look alike." Yu Zhile looked at Ye Kaola's protruding claws.In addition to sharp nails, koalas also have fingerprints similar to those of humans.How similar are the two?Koala's fingerprints are actually the same as human fingerprints, with bucket-shaped and skip-shaped patterns on them.

Ye Kaola's fingerprint, no matter in size or shape, is exactly the same as the one on the photo, only the lines are different.

It was the first time Yu Zhile knew that koalas had fingerprints.How can the pads of ordinary animals have this? Who can think about this.No wonder the police haven't solved the case even though they have complete fingerprints.Yu Zhile couldn't help crying for those policemen who were scolded by netizens for being incompetent.

Ye Kaola shook her hand triumphantly: "I'll say it looks familiar!" See you every day, can you not be familiar.Although I have already cultivated a human form, if I sleep, it is more comfortable to sleep on my body.Except for the live broadcast, at other times, Ye Kaola would change back to its original shape before falling asleep.There are naturally more opportunities to see your own claws.It's just that I never observed it carefully before, so I didn't remember it immediately.

"Our koalas have this on their hands to prevent slipping, increase friction, and facilitate climbing branches." Koalas are arboreal animals. Climbing trees is very important to them and is a necessary skill, so every koala has There are fingerprints.

"So, the culprit was a koala?" Uh, Yu Zhile was silent for a while, and then continued to ask: "Koala spirit?" Isn't that the same clan of Ye Koala?

When Ye Kaola heard this, he exploded immediately.The fur all over his body stood on end, he slapped the table with his palm, and said angrily, "Which koala is so dishonest and ruined the reputation of the koala family outside?" What a shame!Do not learn from the good and learn from the bad!

With that force, it almost didn't break Yu Zhile's table.Thanks to the Vajra Talisman engraved on the table, after being hit by Ye Kaola's anger, it only shook a bit, but stood strong.

Even so, Ye Kaola was startled.Ye Kaola gave Yu Zhile a sorry look, and he carefully withdrew his hand.I'm afraid that if the movement is too loud, someone will break the table again.

Transforming back into a human form, Ye Kaola went to the table and chairs to finish, and then he remembered one thing: "That's not right."

"If I remember correctly, I should be the only koala in Huaguo." Ye Koala said with some puzzlement: "If this is the case, where can I find another koala? The one that became a new one recently? "When he registered and received his ID card, he specifically asked the staff, and the other party made it clear.After all, koalas are exotic animals, and the number of immigrants here is small, so until then, he was the only koala that became a sperm.There is no doubt about it.The staff was still joking, saying that if he hadn't come over, they wouldn't have known that there were koalas in Huaguo.

To be perfect is to go astray!Thinking of this possibility, Ye Kaola immediately became even angrier.Thinking of this kind of scum in the clan, Ye Kaola didn't even want to eat fresh eucalyptus leaves: "No!" Ye Kaola stood up abruptly: "I have to go to the police station to find out what happened. Report it to the police comrades."

Saying that, Ye Kaola was about to walk out.Seeing this, Yu Zhile quickly called people to stop.This is a case in the neighboring province. It is more convenient and quicker to go to the police station here to provide clues and to transfer another hand. It is better to call Lan Hua directly.

When he received the call, Lan Hua was struggling with the fingerprint, doing the one hundred and first inspection, trying to find clues that might be missed.Hearing Ye Kaola's words, Lan Hua was so surprised that he almost dropped the fingerprint testing device.

He directly took the mobile phone to find the police captain in charge of the case, and after telling Ye Kaola to repeat what he had just said, Lan Hua stuffed the mobile phone into the captain's hand.

The police captain was looking at the phone, in a daze, when he heard Ye Kaola's words.

"This will be of great help!" The police captain, who has always been steady, has been overwhelmed by the case during this time, and dare not close his eyes every day, for fear that when he opens his eyes again, what he will hear is that the murderer has killed another person, or more people. bad news.Ye Kaola's words can be said to have provided them with a new direction for investigation.In China, there are only a few koalas in total. If you follow this clue, what difficulty can there be? !Sooner or later, the murderer will be brought out of the shadows!

Sure enough, within two days, this serial murder mystery that shocked the whole country was solved.What makes Ye Kaola happy and disappointed is that the perpetrator is just an ordinary person, not a koala demon.The other party didn't have a koala either, but he didn't know where to get the koala's fingerprints. Every time after killing someone, he deliberately printed the fingerprints on the body.This is also the reason why the fingerprints left on different corpses are always the same.

Hearing this, Ye Kaola was in a very complicated mood.I am glad that the same family did not do evil, and that the same family did not fall into the wrong hands, but also disappointed that no new koala demon appeared.Still a little angry, angry that someone used koalas to obscure the police's sight and cover themselves.What is protecting is his own safety, but what is bad is the reputation of their koalas.In the end, there are more joys and disappointments.It's thanks to the murderer's arrest, otherwise Ye Kaola would be able to squeeze her sleep time and go out to find the murderer.Fortunately, when the violation is not serious, give the other party a profound lesson.

If the koala doesn't show off its power, it's true that the sloths have no monsters?So pour black water on the koala.

How do you say it in human terms?

Tolerable or unbearable!

That's all Lan Hua can reveal, and it's because of Ye Kaola's clues.As for other things, such as the murderer's motive for committing the crime, why did he think of using koala fingerprints to confuse his sight, how did he get the koala fingerprints, and so on.I don't know whether the police found out or not, but Lan Hua didn't say anything.They didn't say anything about it, let alone about the ghost in the police station and the reporter.But the latter, Yu Zhile and Ye Kaola, no one is interested in knowing.

Intentional killing, the murderer's fate will not be good, let alone this kind of serial murder.So many lives were involved, the nature was too bad, and the murderer would never escape the death penalty.Knowing that the other party's fate would not be good, Ye Kaola didn't get to the bottom of it, and went directly to sleep to relieve his worries.

Knowing that the murderer had been arrested, like Ye Kaola, Yu Zhile didn't pay any more attention.His attention was all drawn away by his work.To be precise, he was attracted by the new job seeker.After the job seeker introduced himself and revealed his true identity, Yu Zhile lost all thoughts.There was only one line of capitalized bold characters in his mind, baring his teeth and claws, domineeringly occupying all the territory.

That is: Panda, this is a panda!

Yu Zhile, who has never really seen a panda, has been obsessed with raising bears on the Internet, and is so fascinated by Gun Gun, will see a live panda now.I just couldn't restrain my urge to fuck.To use an inappropriate metaphor, it's like a pervert seeing a naked, lively beauty.I can't hold it at all.

This is a living, breathing, every move, no matter what it does, it looks like a cute god rolling.Just ask, who in the world can resist the charm of pandas? !

No!

Anyway, Yu Zhile couldn't resist, and he didn't want to resist either.Would you like to bow down willingly under the billowing black and white hair?

Yu Zhile looked at the figure rolling in front of him, and he just wanted to ask: Well, please, can you change back to your original shape and let me stroke your hair?

I definitely don't touch it much, really, just touch it!I'm satisfied in one go.