Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

"He's an octopus. Even if he can talk, that won't change the fact that he's an octopus. If he wants to act, can't he honestly find an octopus to act on the bottom of the sea, and what to do ashore? I don't like octopuses, there are so many creatures in the sea, wouldn't it be good to just catch any other creature? Like fish, jellyfish, etc., aren't they all good actors?"

At first, he thought that the octopus was caught by fishermen by mistake, and he felt sympathetic for a while.It wasn't until he wanted to release the octopus, but was met with strong protests, that the young man realized that it was not the fishermen who caught him while fishing, but this guy had planned it long ago. On the passing route, wait and see.When the fisherman appeared, he would actively dive into the fisherman's net without being caught.Then I rubbed against the fishing boat all the way, sitting comfortably on the shore of the free boat.

After going ashore, he didn't know where to go to play. After surfing around, he found a nearby vegetable market, sneaked into someone's octopus stall, quietly pretended to be dead, waiting to be sold, waiting to be a mess. Go to the home of the unlucky guy who accidentally bought octopus to cheat food and drink.

And he was that unlucky guy who foolishly sent himself up to be cheated!

Thinking of this, the young man was filled with resentment.

"Obviously the living areas are different, and the species are different, why do you want to target me?" Even if you want to find a human-shaped meal ticket, there are so many people in the vegetable market.There are people who are richer and better than him, and people who can provide Octopus with a better life abound, so why choose him?

As the young man spoke, he felt the urge to turn into a roaring horse and grab the octopus by the hem to question him.It's a pity that the octopus has no clothes, only a few soft tentacles.

Just grab the tentacles, don't break the opponent's tentacles.Even if the octopus has the ability to regenerate a severed arm.Although it can regenerate, the pain will still hurt, and the pain of a severed limb will not be less.If he can't bear it, let it go, and then he will have to accept his fate and pay compensation by ceding the land.When the octopus is used, it becomes more confident.

After thinking about it, the young man finally didn't dare to make a move.He sighed, picked it up and put it aside, took a sip of the warmed tea, and then said unwillingly: "I hate, I don't hate others, I hate myself. I hate that I went to the vegetable market to buy vegetables that day." Sometimes, it’s not good to go to which vegetable market, why do you choose to go to that vegetable market? It’s okay to go, what to buy is not good, is the shrimp not delicious, or the razor clams are not fresh? It’s just a hot pot, what ingredients can’t be used, why? You have to be cheap enough to buy an octopus." If you didn't buy it, you wouldn't have brought this showman home in a daze.

"It's fine to buy it. Why did I not move that day? It was just cleaning the ingredients, dawdling or something. Be quicker and put him in the pot before he found out that something was wrong, and everything was gone. What's the point? I’m going to suffer through this current situation.” He said that it’s all his own fault.

Just when the young man was full of remorse, he heard a mournful cry, like a weeping sound like a maiden in spring.As soon as I lowered my head, I saw the octopus lying on the table, with two bags of tears in its eyes, and cried miserably: "I didn't expect Mr. Lang to be so cruel. I have never met before, and I hope that I will die. I will die, I will die!" As he said, Octopus made a gesture and threw himself on the table, covering his face and weeping bitterly.

That posture is quite similar to that of an ancient young lady who threw herself on the soft couch to feel sorry for herself after a quarrel with her husband-in-law.

After the young man finished speaking before, he already regretted it a bit, and felt that he had done something wrong.Anyway, apart from being a bit more dramatic, the octopus did nothing wrong.It really made him eat it, and he couldn't bear it.As a result, the octopus acted like this, and the young man was speechless.I had no choice but to coax a few words: "I didn't mean that either, I just talked nonsense for a while. I apologize to you, I shouldn't think of putting you in the hot pot."

"As the saying goes, you tell the truth after drinking, what you say inadvertently after drinking, and what you say quickly are often the truth." Octopus shook his head desperately, as if he would not listen, I just He didn't listen, and continued to cry sadly.

Well, you play it.

Young people are too lazy to care.

Seeing this, Octopus didn't care, and continued to act on his own, as if the young man wanted to be low-key and continue to comfort him, choked up and said: "I am a concubine, I know that my husband is not that kind Man, the gentleman still has feelings for the concubine in his heart."

As he said that, the octopus raised a tentacle as if wiping away tears, but the tears rolled down, vividly performing the little woman's weeping with joy.

The young man collapsed and leaned back in his chair.He shouldn't have initiated a conversation in front of him.What are you talking about?Let your mouth be cheap, this is good, it will arouse the other party's interest in acting.

The young man felt ready to slap himself.

Seeing this, Yu Zhile was even more amazed, feeling quite eye-opening.The acting skills of this octopus are much better than some of the current actors.With the help of Fuhua, the acting skills of those actors are still exaggerated.The octopus doesn't even have a human figure, so it just shows a sense of being there.I admire you.

What Yu Zhile admired even more was the young man. Facing such a showy octopus, the young man insisted on persisting until today, so he packed the octopus out.What kind of perseverance is this? !

If it were someone else, the octopus would have been swept away long ago.

Trying to ignore the octopus that fell on the table and 'scratched its head and pose', Yu Zhile asked the young man with admiration: "So you came here today to find him a job?"

Hearing this, the young man nodded impatiently: "Yes, I'm looking for him. Any job, don't expect him to make money, just let him be quiet when he usually stays at home." It doesn't matter if the job is low or no salary. Pets, he can still afford them.Octopus can't eat much food, so add a handful of rice when cooking.

So, even after that, you're not going to drive the octopus out, are you?

Really love!

Yu Zhile felt that he seemed to have seen the germination of a cross-racial relationship.Just kidding, Yu Zhile calmed down and started to get down to business.

Looking for a job for a drama star like Octopus, in fact, the most suitable job for him is an actor.As long as he follows the script, he can act however he wants, and it's okay to let himself go completely.

Be whatever actor you want to be.Whether it's a drama actor, a drama actor, or a TV series or movie.Pick any showman's soul that can satisfy an octopus.

However, there is still a prerequisite for this, Yu Zhile asked: "Can he transform into a human form?"

"Damn it, he can still turn into a human?!" The young man was tortured by the octopus, and his mind was full of various plots.He didn't have time at all, and he didn't think about it. Hearing Yu Zhile's words, the young man was shocked.

But soon, he accepted the theory.After all, even a goblin can speak, and it must be a trivial matter to transform into a human form.Like the white lady and the fox fairy, snakes and foxes can transform into human forms, why can't octopuses.ability is normal.

"My family's cultivation base is low, and I don't dare to hope to transform people." Octopus said timidly, like an ignorant and innocent little demon who has just set foot in the world.

...Okay, anyway, I can't transform into a human form, right?

If he hadn't known that it was a male octopus, with a mouthful of a concubine and a sentence of a slave, Yu Zhile would have almost mistook him for her.

If you can't transform into a human form, then you won't be able to work as an actor.No matter how much an octopus loves acting.No crew wants to use an octopus as the protagonist.Even if there is, the crew must also be making cartoons, and there is no need for real octopus actors at all.

Yu Zhile thought of something else.He opened the computer's database and searched, scrolled down the page, and a freelance job caught Yu Zhile's attention.

"How about a network writer?" Write what plot you want to play directly in the document.Wouldn't it be nice to have readers comment and discuss the plot together after brainstorming by yourself?

"Besides, the octopus has eight tentacles, so the typing speed must be very fast. This is definitely a huge advantage for online writers. Speeding over [-] per hour is not a dream." Yu Zhile carefully analyzed: "How many writers will cry out with envy when they know about it. You know, many writers are miserable, and the speed is only a few hundred to one thousand per hour." When reading novels, he often sees the author crying when he has something to say.Because the speed per hour is too low, something happened in reality, a little overtime or something can not be updated on time.Octopus is different, he has no such worries at all.With eight hands, coding for an hour is equivalent to coding for a whole day without eating or drinking.

To quit this line of work would be to recklessly waste everything and live up to God's great love for him.Now, Yu Zhile is not sorry that Octopus can no longer be an actor.Being an actor is a waste, what an actor with eight hands, being a writer is his ultimate destination!

Moreover, for an actor, after performing it in words on the Internet, he probably won't think about acting it a second time in reality, right?Yu Zhile thought with some uncertainty.After all, acting the second time, repeating the plot and so on, is a bit boring no matter how you look at it.Octopus should not be interested in this.

Obviously, the young man also thought of this, and his eyes lit up immediately.That's the job he wanted for Octopus.Instead of letting the octopus idle and doing nothing, playing wild games at home every day, and harming him alone, it is better to let this monster out and poison the masses of the people.What's more, the innate conditions of the octopus are surprisingly suitable for this job.

That's right, that's it!

Just when the young man was racking his brains to think about how to persuade Octopus to accept the job, Octopus twisted the two tentacles together as if wringing its fingers, and asked shyly, "Isn't the Internet writer just writing?" A novel? The kind of novel that may be made into a TV series in the future?"

"If you write well, you have this opportunity."

After getting an affirmative answer, the octopus's eyes lit up, and the light in Xiaoyuan's eyes shone like a perfectly cut diamond.In that way, he can't wait to become an online writer immediately and write out all the plots in his head.Publishing books and selling movies, filming and reaching the peak of demon life: "My family likes this job."

As he spoke, Octopus showed a shy smile.

... He hasn't forgotten his naive and innocent little octopus' demon design.

Also served.

The young man ignored the octopus, let him act as a demon, and began to discuss with Yu Zhile intently: "Which website do you think is more suitable for him to go to?"

Apart from other things, it is not easy to become an online writer.First you have to sign a contract.If after a lot of trouble, but the contract is not signed, who knows what kind of trouble that octopus will make.

There are several well-known novel websites in Huaguo, and each website has a different style. It is necessary to choose the one that is most suitable for Octopus, and for Octopus, the website that is easiest to sign to publish his articles.

This is indeed a big problem.Yu Zhile usually reads novels to pass the time, but he doesn't know other websites, so he occasionally reads novels at a certain site and Jinjiang Literature City.Yu Zhile didn't hide this from the young man. After telling the truth, Yu Zhile continued: "A certain point of male music is more famous, and relatively, there are more male authors. I usually watch no CP in Jinjiang, and Jinjiang female authors will A little more. According to the gender of the author, the octopus seems to be more suitable for a certain point. But in terms of personality-"

Yu Zhile was silent for a while, and then continued: "Although I usually only read non-CP dramas in Jinjiang, Jinjiang has a Danmei frequency." He stumbled into it several times when he was searching for articles. They are all pretty good, no wonder Jinjiang Danmei is famous.

"With the character of an octopus, when he is acting, he often acts in Tanmei plots." Although the plots he acted in are a bit bloody, Yu Zhile continued: "For Danmei, it seems that it is easier to get ahead in Jinjiang, where the environment is more Be tolerant. And it doesn’t prevent Octopus from writing romance novels. Romance essays are also a pillar of Jinjiang.” I don’t know how many movies and TV shows are published every year, which is very suitable for an “ambitious” author like Octopus to work hard in the past.

Young people usually read some novels as adjustments when they are working alone.He also has a certain understanding of the major websites, and the situation is indeed consistent with what Yu Zhile said.At present, Jinjiang seems to be the most suitable website for octopus.Then the next job to do is to convince the octopus.

It's not easy, if Octopus is so persuasive, he won't try his best to persuade the other party not to act randomly at home.

Thinking of this, the young man couldn't help but look at Yu Zhile for help.Yu Zhile thought for a while, took out her phone, clicked on the Jinjiang APP, and directly selected an article on the gold list that seemed to suit the appetite of an octopus, and opened it.

Put the phone in front of the octopus, the octopus is literate, hug the phone with a few tentacles, and immediately lie down on the screen and watch it fascinated.Tentacles fluttered, clicking on the screen from time to time, turning pages quickly.

With a text of hundreds of thousands of words, Octopus managed to read the entire text in less than two hours.After reading it, I was still unsatisfied, so I went to the column of the author of the article without a teacher, and read the old articles written by the author.

When the young man and Yu Zhile were discussing before, they did not avoid Octopus. Octopus clicked on the old article, read only two pages, suddenly raised his head, and said shyly: "I think it is very good to be a writer on this website." .It is wonderful to be able to write on the same website as my beloved Xiao Langjun.”

When he said this, Octopus seemed to have forgotten that the man he had been thinking about before was now sitting on the chair next to him.Seeing the strangeness and thinking quickly, no one who sees the octopus's heart fluttering now will not mistake the little man in his mouth for who it is.

Obviously referring to the author of the novel he was reading.

This octopus is simply a typical scumbag who has a new love and forgets his old love.

As expected of a professional, you still have a way!

Fortunately, I brought the octopus here today.

As the old love that was ruthlessly forgotten by the octopus, the young man is not only not angry or lost, but his joy is overflowing.After glancing at Yu Zhile with admiration, the successful young man took out his mobile phone excitedly, and placed an order on a certain treasure to buy a computer for Octopus.So that the octopus has better tools to 'woo' his little lord.

After buying the computer, the matter was settled, and the young man was embarrassed to watch the octopus continue to occupy other people's mobile phones, so he quickly put his mobile phone into the octopus's hand, and let the octopus continue to look down.

After replacing Yu Zhile's mobile phone, the young man returned the mobile phone to Yu Zhile and thanked him.The young man grabbed the octopus lying on the table obsessed with novels, put the mobile phone that the octopus was clinging to tightly into his pocket, and left.

Yu Chengnian is a corrupt man.In reality, he only has pure brotherly love for men, but on the Internet, when reading novels, he doesn't like to read male-only promotion streams, and he doesn't like to read female-frequency promotional or female-frequency romance novels, so he just bites it off, then It's Tanmei.No matter what genre it is, whether it's a short story or a funny one, an upgraded one or an emotional one, as long as it's a danmei novel with a decent writing style and smooth description, he can eat all of them.

When it comes to reading Tanmei novels, Yu Chengnian is notoriously not picky about food.He has been stationed in the Danmei Branch of Jinjiang Literature City all the year round, reading books and getting carried away.After all, Danmei is a niche literature, even if the rotten culture is thriving now.Therefore, readers will be more tolerant and patient with new writers who are willing to write about Tanmei.Yu Chengnian is no exception.

He will regularly collect new danmei writers on the website, and give them flowers, comments, and thunderstorms, in short, all kinds of fancy encouragement.I hope that these seedlings can grow into towering trees, adding new vitality to the forest of Danmei.However, even so, there are still many seedlings dying.

On this day, when Yu Chengnian was collecting new articles as usual, he suddenly noticed a new article.Looking at the update time, the article published yesterday has already updated ten chapters, and each chapter has a full [-] words.

It's rare to see such a hard-working newcomer. Yu Chengnian was happy to bookmark this article, and put this new article in his favorites.After clicking on the collection, Yu Chengnian simply clicked on the text and read the novel.

As an old reader with more than ten years of experience, Yu Chengnian has his own criteria for judging the quality of novels.As he watched, he subconsciously commented in his heart.

The writing is good, although the plot is a bit bloody, but the blood is the classic, and the routine is king.The beginning is very exciting, just look at the beginning, if the author does not give up on the article and persists, she will definitely have a place in Jinjiang in the future.

Although I don't know if the author is a man or a woman, but because there are more female authors in Jinjiang, Yu Chengnian subconsciously used her in his heart.

A chapter of [-] words may take hours to write, but it seems to be finished in a few minutes.When Yu Chengnian was about to click on the next chapter, he noticed that the author at the end of the chapter had something to say.

It was the first time I saw such a long author say something, out of curiosity, Yu Chengnian did not choose to ignore it.

……

After spending 2 minutes watching Yu Chengnian who had something to say, I was so shocked that I almost dropped my phone.

Wait a minute, he wants to overturn his previous evaluation.

No future is needed.Persevere, this child will become a great weapon this year.A person with such a fine score, who can write such a sentence, will definitely not be a mortal, and it is impossible to remain anonymous all the time!