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"I caught it!" Yu Zhile showed a big smile on his face, "I really caught it this time!" It's not a weed.

Thinking of this, Yu Zhile was both puzzled and bitter.Weeds are not fish, they will not be hungry or greedy, and they will bite whatever bait they want.I heard that there are still people who catch bikinis and mineral water bottles, which is really puzzling.They have no mouths, how did they get hooked?

Fortunately, it’s finally a shame now. He didn’t catch the weeds and slippers, and the slippers and vests like other unlucky guys. He fished all the way to the back and doubted his life, thinking that he was here to catch garbage and clean up the debris in the lake. of.

All this is due to Bai Ze.

Yu Zhile started to untie the big fish that was struggling on the hook, and put it into the fish basket that belonged to Bai Ze: "I will use this to roast later."

Seeing Yu Zhile so happy, Bai Ze was almost shaken, and almost couldn't help but help him stabilize his body, so that his aura of being a big demon would not leak out.Let other schools of fish or animals dare to approach at any time, and no longer retreat three feet.Bai Ze only thought about it, and soon calmed down again.Yu Zhile's current state cannot be easily changed, and any outside intervention can easily have a negative impact on his awakening.What's the difference between doing this for a moment's liking, breaking up with a relationship, and despising yourself in order to keep scumbags and scumbags?So worthless.

Thinking of this, Bai Ze decided to compensate and appease Yu Zhile in another way.With a thought in his mind, more fish schools were driven over, and he even picked out big fish to drive away, and all the small fish and shrimps were eliminated.

"Try to catch more. If you can't finish eating, you can take it home and feed it slowly."

Take it home so others can taste the fruits of your labor or something.Yu Zhile couldn't restrain his excitement just thinking about it.Immediately, he quickly put on new bait and threw the hook into the water again.

Probably Bai Ze taught it well. After being guided by him, the fish really took the bait again and again.After a while, the two fish baskets were full.Seeing that he couldn't hold it any longer, Yu Zhile finally stopped.

The God of Plague is finally gone!

Yu Zhile and Bai Zecai left hand in hand, all the fish under the water heaved a sigh of relief, and quickly dispersed.He hurriedly dived into the water, for fear that the two of them would fight back again.

Hey, they don't come near this place anymore!

Yu Zhile, who had no idea what Bai Ze had done, excitedly lifted the fish aside.He is not good at cooking, but he helped Gu Changsheng's family's private restaurant for so long before, and it was not for nothing.Yu Zhile's skills in slaughtering chickens and ducks are very good, and his kung fu in killing fish and removing prawns, and cooking river fresh seafood is even better.

Quickly scraped off the scales of the fish, removed the gills, disemboweled the stomach, and took out the internal organs. After a few movements, Yu Zhile was able to handle the fish that he was going to eat later.By the time he brought back the cleaned fish, Bai Ze's grill had also been set up, the charcoal was burning brightly, and a few scallops were lying on it, sizzling.The aroma diffused, and the garlic-flavored seafood was mixed with a hint of fruity wine. Yu Zhile held the fresh fish in his hand, and before he got close, he was so hooked that he couldn't help swallowing.

"It smells so good." A star hotel chef should have this skill.

People nearby couldn't help but look over frequently.

Yu Zhile proudly listened to the compliments from the people around him, more proud than hearing others praise himself.After getting close to Bai Ze, he noticed that besides the minced garlic, Bai Ze also brushed a layer of monkey wine on the scallops.This wine is already fragrant, and after being heated in this way, the aroma is stimulated. In addition to removing the fishy smell and improving the smell, the function of increasing the aroma is brought into full play by it.

It seems that monkey wine not only has good health effects, but also has outstanding effects when used as cooking wine.

"Taste." Bai Ze took a disposable plate, put the baked scallops on it, and handed it to Yu Zhile.Yu Zhile was holding something in his hand, unable to free his hand.Seeing this, Bai Ze simply grabbed the fresh and tender shellfish and brought it to Yu Zhile's mouth.

The food was brought to his mouth, and Yu Zhile didn't feel awkward, so he just opened his mouth and put the tip of the chopsticks, and swallowed the garlic-stained shellfish in one bite.Chew it and eat it.

Originally, they wanted to come over and ask if they could contribute ingredients, but the people who were grilling together stopped suddenly.The two are not brothers and friends.Well, don't bother people.

Getting in the way of other people's love will be kicked by a donkey.Although donkey meat is delicious, it is not good to be kicked.To avoid or to avoid.

It's just pity for them, it's rare to come out.It's fine if you can't eat delicious food, but you have to eat dog food hard.

It was so miserable, everyone held their own barbecue that tasted okay, but compared with the other party, it was obviously not good, and they were full of sorrow.

Yu Zhile didn't notice it, and he stopped talking after eating five or six scallops in one go.Seeing that he was almost done eating, Bai Ze put down his chopsticks, took the fish in Yu Zhile's hand, briefly marinated it, and put it on the grill.Because the marinating time is short, I am afraid that the fish will not be tasty enough, and I am afraid that there will still be fishy smell, so the ingredients of Bai Ze are very heavy.But it didn't disappoint those seasonings, and the grilled fish tasted really good.

The skin of the fish is slightly burnt and yellowish, one bite reveals a section of white fish flesh.Mixed with the aroma of wine and a thin layer of salt on the surface, it was so delicious that Yu Zhile almost forgot to spit out the fishbone.As a rookie in the kitchen, Yu Zhile didn't dare to take over the grill, leaving Bai Ze free to eat.

However, Yu Zhile couldn't do this kind of thing where he stood by and idly ate, while the chef was sweating profusely under the strong charcoal fire, and had to work hungry.Simply imitating Bai Ze's previous appearance, Yu Zhile held a grilled fish in one hand, and while eating by himself, he handed another grilled fish to Bai Ze's mouth.It is convenient for him to bake while eating, and he can eat and grill without missing a beat.

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome. It's so hot and the food doesn't cool down so quickly. It's the same when I put it aside and eat it later." Bai Ze quickly brushed a layer of chili powder on the duck gizzard, took a bite of the fish and tasted it. After tasting the taste, he signaled Yu Zhile to take care of himself first.Anyway, he is a demon, and he has long forgotten what it feels like to be hungry.No matter how late it is for a year or so, you won't experience it.

Yu Zhile didn't care about him, and still held the fish without moving.As if he was deaf, as if he didn't hear anything.Bai Ze had no choice but to make him stubborn.It's just that the action of baking something with your hands is a little faster.

The grilled fish is tender, the chicken wings are delicious... the duck gizzard is chewy, and the abalone is smooth and plump.Before he knew it, Bai Ze had roasted vegetables in his hands, and he had already eaten most of the meat dishes.

Monkey wine is added to the barbecue, and Yu Zhile can hold a good amount of alcohol, but he is easy to drink.Even after tasting it so lightly, two red clouds appeared on his face.He was already good-looking, with extremely fair skin, so the blushing was very obvious.Bai Ze ate a whole bunch of chicken tenders with his hands, and when he turned his head and saw it, he was startled: "Could it be heatstroke?"

Although Yu Zhile has the blood of the Great Demon, it has not yet awakened, and now he is still a mortal body, and he will still get sick if he should get sick.The weather is already hot, and standing next to the grill makes the temperature even hotter.It's normal for Yu Zhile to be unbearable.

"I'll take you to the hospital." If I had known earlier, I shouldn't have come to barbecue.Bai Ze threw down the half-cooked skewers in his hand, and was about to ask the park manager to help put out the charcoal fire, and then took Yu Zhile to see a doctor.I saw Yu Zhile touching his face in embarrassment: "Is it very red?"

"That's how I drink. It's not heat stroke." Yu Zhile quickly explained: "It's getting dark, and it's not as hot as the daytime, so it's not so easy to get heat stroke." Besides, he also exercises regularly.

Bai Ze was still a little worried: "Then you should eat less, we've finished roasting here today. If you're not full, take the leftover ingredients back to make porridge for you. It's just right to have porridge at night."

If you don't barbecue, and have air conditioning at home, you won't have the possibility of heatstroke.If you don't eat barbecue, you don't drink monkey wine, and you don't have the possibility of getting drunk.No matter what Bai Ze thought, he still felt that it would be better to go home.

During ordinary gatherings, if you don't want to drink, you can use your blush to pretend to be drunk. This trick has always been successful.I didn't expect that today I almost lost my welfare.He was obviously fine, but he was misunderstood for heatstroke.

The barbecue is so delicious, how can you go back if you haven't eaten enough?

For the first time, Yu Zhile hoped that drinking would not make him look bad.But this is innate and cannot be changed.

In order to convince Bai Ze, Yu Zhile glanced at the wine bottle, took a sip of wine to prove that he was really all right.Noticing this, Bai Ze silently put away the monkey wine placed next to the grill.There was no other way, Yu Zhile had no choice but to reason with his emotions, and finally he took the initiative to give in and said, "You don't need to add wine to the next roast."

Originally, I came out to eat barbecue just for drinking, but from the beginning to the end, I didn't take a serious sip of wine.Alas, Yu Zhile sighed inwardly.

Seeing this, Bai Ze grabbed Yu Zhile's hand, poked his spirit power in to have a look, and found that he didn't lie about drinking, and he was indeed fine, so he nodded.The two sides took a step back, and Yu Zhile finally finished the barbecue in a consistent manner.

Although there is no wine, you can't drink freely, but with good friends, you are happy.After happily eating the barbecue and soothing the gluttons in her stomach, Yu Zhile went to work in the small building in high spirits the next day.Just after the water was boiled and the chrysanthemum tea hadn't boiled, Yu Zhile saw a young man rushing in hastily.

Probably came all the way, ran too fast, after the young man stopped, he was still out of breath, and it took him a long time to calm down.

"Looking for a job?" Yu Zhile took a cup, sprinkled a few chrysanthemums in it, rinsed it with boiling water, poured out the water and filled it again, and put the brewed chrysanthemum tea in front of the young man: "It's a bit hot , let it cool down later and drink it."

"What kind of job do you want to find?" Yu Zhile put the kettle aside, and returned to his seat with his own cup of scented tea.

The young man took the tea with a grateful expression on his face.But when he heard Yu Zhile's question, the young man's face, which had just started to improve, suddenly turned slightly blue again.Angrily, he took out an octopus from his pocket and put the gadget on the table. Then the young man said, "I'm not looking for a job, he is."

What combination is this?

Like the goose last time, husband and wife file together?

No matter how Yu Zhile looked at it, he felt something was wrong.Just when he was wondering, he heard the young man say with a broken face: "You said that I am an ordinary human being who has lived for more than [-] years and grew up receiving the education of scientific socialism. Is it nonsense? As a result, some time ago, I bought some seafood from the vegetable market, and I was about to wash it and put it in the hot pot. When I was halfway through the washing, an octopus suddenly popped out of the bag. It was mysterious. Secretly said to me: Young man, this is the time for you to change the fate of your life and reach the pinnacle of your life. I am the golden finger sent to you by Heaven, thank you for accepting."

"God damn Goldfinger!"

"I almost believed it, you know?! Almost believed it!"

What the young man didn't say was that when he saw the octopus talking, the water splashed out while washing the seafood, and the floor in the kitchen was wet and slippery, he was so frightened by the octopus that his feet slipped and he fell straight down.My elbows were bruised.

If it wasn't for the fact that the octopus was so useless that it wasn't even as good as a bottle of Yunnan Baiyao spray, and it was useless except for talking, he would have believed the other party's nonsense at that time.Fortunately, the blood on his hand was red and swollen, and the pain brought him back to his sanity in time.It made him feel that instead of relying on the so-called golden fingers, he might as well rely on his own efforts, and opened a family medicine box to find Yunnan Baiyao, which was effective.

Yu Zhile looked at the young man sympathetically, even though the other party didn't make it very clear, but thinking about this kind of thing in another place, it is very understandable.No wonder he had that expression when he just came in.No one's face will look good.

"That's fine, gold or gold fingers, for ordinary people like me, it's useless to take it. The country is stable, and I don't need me to save the society. I thought, although this octopus has no ability, but Anyway, it is also an intelligent creature, so it is not easy to eat it directly. So I am going to release him."

"Who knew he was entangled with me, and his tentacles clung tightly to the faucet of my house, and he refused to leave. No matter what I say, it doesn't work. I can't pull out the faucet of my house together just to send him away. The kitchen is not good. There is a flood."

Okay, isn't it just raising octopuses?An octopus that small can't eat much, so it's considered a pet, and it's not like it hasn't been raised before.

The youth took the lead in compromising.

"There is no way to release them. I used to raise a tortoise at home, but the tortoise died later, but the fish tank was still there, and I never threw it away. I turned the fish tank out and prepared to fill it with some water and add some salt to raise him." The young man was having fun. He said, "After all, it's the first time I've seen a talking octopus. It's not bad to keep. Being a pet is quite cool, although I can't tell the outside world."

"However, what I never expected was that this is not an ordinary octopus. I should have realized it when he said the first sentence before. Let me be negligent, I deserve it !"

"This is an octopus that is obsessed with all kinds of novels and can't extricate itself." Otherwise, he wouldn't have a golden finger when he spoke before.

"He even has a little bit of a second-degree disease. How can you say he has a second-degree disease for an octopus!" At the end of the speech, the young man's face was numb.

"Brother, do you read novels? Have you ever heard of Shushuliu?" After seeing Yu Zhile nodding, the young man complained as if he had seen a relative, "Since I raised him, I feel like I have passed through books." Yes. Sometimes I live in the world where male studs are upgraded, and sometimes I feel like I have entered the harem where the female supporting role counterattacks and rises."

"When I wake up every day, what I face is an octopus that weeps in surprise and tears, saying that he has finally succeeded against the sky and rescued his lover. Yes, I am the one in his mouth. I was persecuted because I was pregnant with a treasure. In the end, he was almost beaten to death by the villain, and after being rescued, only my lover was left with his last breath. The way I fell asleep seemed to him dying and dying in a coma."

"Every day after work, I am faced with an octopus rushing towards me with its tentacles all wrapped around my wrist, clung to me tightly and won't let go. With a look of resentment and anger, you know that I am an enemy , will not be willing to leave him. You see, this is not the appearance of coming back. Said that he will never lose his temper indiscriminately in the future, and will live a good life with me, so I don't want to threaten him with running away from home. "

"God knows, I just went out to work. God damn enemy! He was my enemy in the last life, so he came here to torture me like this."

"Can you live this day?" The young man's face was full of accusations.He took a deep breath, managed to calm down a little over-excited emotions, and continued: "It's okay to be like this, isn't he just a showman, I can bear it. But now, he is no longer satisfied with acting as a male and female singer." It’s over, let’s start acting gay. That’s when I found out he’s a male octopus!”

"I probably didn't see anything wrong with the lovers in the cultivation world I played before. He didn't stop him in time, so he got worse and started to get into bed while I was sleeping. Lying on my pillow, a beautiful body lay across look."

"I also admire myself, an octopus, I can still see the four characters of jade body horizontally from him. Oh, I admire him even more, an octopus, can still show jade body horizontally. "

"He patted the pillow with his tentacles, and I knew he was going to be a demon again. Sure enough, what this guy said was: I and the general undressed, and the hibiscus tent warmed up the spring night."

"Chun you bastard!"