Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

How about being as gentle as jade?

What about Spring Breeze?

What the hell are these!You just listen to this?

Lu Linglan petrified in place, and after petrification, she even had the heart to rush into the screen and grab the collar of the man to question him.What's wrong with being a gentle and elegant handsome man?Do not do this.What's the difference between this and when she's reading a novel, seeing the climax, the protagonist and his partner's relationship is coming naturally, the two of them have spent all their time together, and when they are about to have sex for love, the article is suddenly harmonized?Ah, no difference!

If the article is harmonized, at most you can't see it. Although it is unbearable, but the policy is so, it is still acceptable.He went too far, he just started applauding for love, but one of the protagonists was taken away by the villain.

Can this be tolerated?

Definitely not okay!Just when Lu Linglan wanted to do something to stop Gongsun Ji's insane behavior, she saw the chat area in the lower left corner of the screen, and there were a lot of words asking the anchor to shut up, and if he didn't crow, he would still be a god.

[I watched it while lying on the bed, and when I clicked on it, my phone hit my face, can you believe it? 】

[This is the first time in my life that I saw such a fresh, refined and unpretentious anchor, like a chicken, you don’t have the burden of a handsome guy? 】

[I am a regular customer. I always thought that the cock crowing that the anchor told me to wake up was an audio recording I found online, but now I am showing this.Obviously the anchor is a handsome guy, but I still can't help but be disillusioned.Originally, I was mentally prepared for the anchor to be ugly.Isn't there a saying that those who have a good voice often have bad faces.Fat people generally speak nicely.I didn't expect the anchor to look far beyond my expectations. Just looking at his appearance, he is definitely my favorite type. In the end, I fell in love with him the first time I saw him, Yun Bei. 】

[It was love at first sight just by looking at the face, and hearing the cock crow woke me up. 】

Feeling that they had finished what they wanted to say, Lu Linglan didn't know what to say for a while, but she couldn't bear to say anything, so she had no choice but to send a series of ellipsis speechlessly.

Fortunately, the cock crowing stopped quickly on the screen, and it seemed that the person on the opposite side had already gotten up.Gongsun Ji returned to his gentle and jade-like appearance, and asked on the phone: "Are you up?"

The style of painting has changed so quickly.

But thank God, the anchor is finally back to normal.Lu Linglan breathed a sigh of relief.Immediately afterwards, she saw a long message posted in the chat area.

[I got up, but, can we have a discussion with the anchor?I have no problem with your crowing, it wakes me up, but can we replace the crowing sound with a recording?When I just clicked on the live broadcast, I couldn't believe it.The contrast is too great for me to accept, especially when you ask me warmly after crowing if I wake up!My heart is broken. 】

Obviously, this message was sent by the customer who was just woken up by Gongsun Ji.It seemed that the person was completely awake. Gongsun Ji hung up the phone, and when he saw the message, he was a little disappointed: "It feels too insincere to use the recorded audio." Moreover, the repeated playback of the recording could not satisfy his desire to tweet.

"I specially rented a house with particularly good sound insulation, and I hired someone to strengthen the sound insulation measures. It is to give you better service." It is also to let myself call comfortably without disturbing the people.

[Stop it, I can't help but feel guilty.Isn't it just live online, crazy cock crowing, nothing, I can accept it.Yan Gou is so upright!Anchor, you can continue calling, I have no objection. 】

[Actually, hearing him call it that, there is still a weird sense of cuteness, I would say?It is said that the anchor imitated the rooster crowing as if he imitated it. He should have worked hard on it. He is really sincere.The ancient ventriloquists were probably like this. 】

Taking a casual glance at the chat area, Lu Linglan had to admit that having a good face really had the advantage.If it were someone else, it would be great if he learned how to crow like a rooster and would not be dismissed as a lunatic, not to mention that like now, everyone would turn to comfort him.The most frightening thing was that Lu Linglan found that she also had the urge to comfort her.

She typed a paragraph uncontrollably with her fingers.

[I really like cock crowing, but if the host stops crowing, it won't be so interesting.Broadcasters do what they want. 】

Such a doggy person is definitely not me!

Lu Linglan yelled frantically in her heart.

This is the time Lu Linglan usually wakes up, and soon, she received a call from Gongsun Ji.

While pressing the connect button, I saw a series of 'woo hoo hoo' sounds from the anchor on the screen.I don't know if she just brainwashed herself too much, but Lu Linglan actually felt like, ah, this is also very cute.Kind of cute.

"Are you awake?" Hearing this, Lu Linglan subconsciously nodded to the person on the screen, until the other person asked repeatedly, Lu Linglan finally realized that she couldn't be seen on the other side, and quickly responded: "Wake up, I'm watching your live broadcast. It's very creative for a real person to learn how to crow." Thinking of Gongsun Ji's disappointment before, Lu Linglan couldn't help it, and comforted her.

After comforting her, Lu Linglan subconsciously threw her phone aside: it's over, it's over, she can't be saved.

"I thought you all didn't like it." After throwing away the phone, Lu Linglan thought of Gongsun Ji still broadcasting live, so she picked up the phone honestly.As soon as she picked it up, she heard Gongsun Ji's voice and the smile on his face when he spoke.

It's worth it!

Seeing this smile, Lu Linglan screamed in her heart.She began to feel from the bottom of her heart, isn't it just a couple of cock crows, a compliment, not a compliment, she is not a human being, she can still praise ten more, without repeating each sentence!

Guard this smile with sweet words!

Obviously, Lu Linglan was not the only one who thought this way, the chat area in the lower left corner of the screen was suddenly flooded with all kinds of compliments.A group of people insisted on exaggerating the crowing of the rooster, and they probably heard the legendary phoenix crowing like that.

On the first day of the live broadcast, although there were some small twists and turns, for Gongsunji, it was a perfect ending.And I don't know if it's because of his face, or someone thinks the rooster crows strangely. Anyway, after the live broadcast, Gongsunji's orders really increased a lot.This made Gongsunji admire Yu Zhile even more.

Since Gongsun Ji opened the live broadcast, all the customers represented by Lu Linglan felt like they were chasing stars.Yes, it's star chasing rather than spring heart sprouting, wanting to find someone to fall in love with.Although Gongsunji's appearance is really high, that face is simply what a dream lover should have.No matter what he does, he can be forgiven. Isn't it because he loves rooster crowing, and rooster crowing sounds good too.

It is Aiwujiwu who has reached this point.

But even so, every time their heart beats, they turn on the live broadcast and listen to the rooster crowing, and they wake up.Such a strange man can be watched from a distance, but not played with.It's okay to look at it through the Internet, but if you really want to get along in real life, you may not necessarily get along well.

That's fine now, everyone thinks so.

So the announcement that Gongsun Ji hung up in the live broadcast room was completely useless.This is probably also a blessing for each other.

Here, Gongsun Ji received the order softly, because he was alone, so all the services were put on the shelves in limited quantities, so that people often complained that they could not get them.In the back, the crowing of chickens even became Gongsunji's unique symbol.Gongsunji finally lived a happy life where he could call enough every day, and felt that he was needed every day.Over there, Yu Zhile followed for two days. Seeing that Gongsun Ji's live broadcasting career was on the right track, he threw away his hands and stopped watching.

There is a new guest in the small building. The new guest is wearing a chain gold armor, cloud shoes, and a purple gold crown on his head. The two long beards on the crown are trembling. When people see it, they can't help thinking Reach out and grab it.On a hot day, not to mention that he was wrapped up tightly, his face and hands were covered with a layer of fluffy monkey hair.

With this attire, he was short of holding a golden cudgel in his hand.It is so classic that even people like Yu Zhile who don't watch TV dramas much can recognize it at a glance.After the guests came in, Yu Zhile could even see the people passing by outside the door, and subconsciously slowed down, glanced inside, and then exchanged glances with his companions, whispering: "Monkey King." In the voice Full of surprises.

Passers-by only thought it was a cosplay. In Huaguo, there are not many people who like to dress up as Monkey King, and you can often see it in amusement parks.There are even street vendors who dress up as saints to attract customers.Logically speaking, everyone should be familiar with it.It's just that the appearance of this person in front of him is too realistic, with that monkey hair and appearance, it looks like the real Great Saint jumped out of Journey to the West.

It was so heroic and full of the liveliness and spirituality of a monkey, they couldn't help but look at it twice more.

In China, Monkey King is the idol of all the people!

Some people quietly took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and sighed in their hearts: This person is too dedicated. The weather is so hot and he is so well dressed.Can't help but have some admiration.

Only Yu Zhile knew in his heart that it was probably a monkey spirit.Because the monkey spirit was too high-profile, there were a lot of people passing by, and some of them seemed to have taken root on the soles of their feet, standing motionless nearby, with no intention of leaving at all.Being watched like this makes it difficult to carry out work, and it would be bad if they had better ears and heard something.Yu Zhile had no choice but to temporarily close the door.

This is really a handsome monkey, even the hair on his face can't hide his handsomeness.Yu Zhile felt that if he wanted to find a job, he could definitely introduce him to filming. It would be perfect for him to play Monkey King or something.Even the monkey hair does not need special effects makeup, it can be put on directly.

As if seeing what Yu Zhile was thinking, Hou Zijing said: "My name is Sun Xiaokong. Sun Wukong's grandson, Sun Wukong's Kong, Xiao who knows how to know himself. Just forget about filming. I know I don't have that ability. If I really want to act, it will only ruin me." The image of the Great Holy Lord." It’s okay to have fun in private, but if you really go on the screen, if you can’t act well, even if he can forgive himself, his family will not let him go.

Sun Wukong is not only the idol of Chinese people, but also the ancestor they respected by thousands of monkey monsters.Even if they are not related by blood.If he hadn't been talented and cultivated, he was the elite of the monkey tribe, and he wouldn't even be qualified to take this name.Having a name similar to that of his ancestor is one of the things Sun Xiaokong is most proud of.

Even if a goblin can transform into a human form, generally speaking, it is most comfortable when it is still in its original form.Since Sun Xiaokong knew what cosplay was popular in human society, he didn't bother to transform into a human form.Dressing up as Monkey King is comfortable and can express worship to idols.Even if the weather was a little hotter, Sun Xiaokong didn't want to change it.Anyway, he is a demon, not afraid of heat.And he was originally a monkey, born with fur, so this heat was nothing at all.

The only troublesome thing is that walking on the road in this way will attract crowds of onlookers.Like today, he was able to go to the small building in the morning, but because he was stopped frequently on the road and asked for a group photo, he dragged it until this time.Fortunately, it is not too late.

"If you don't make movies, then what are your specialties and what kind of job do you want to find?" Yu Zhile asked casually, he was not worried that Sun Xiaokong didn't have specialties.

After all, like Sun Xiaokong, a goblin with a natural advantage in race, even if he has no special skills and cannot find a job, he still has no worries about food and drink.Wearing this outfit, he would stop at any place with a lot of traffic, and earn a lot of money by taking pictures and collecting money.

Sun Xiaokong scratched the monkey hair on his cheek, and then said a little embarrassedly: "I didn't come here because I am a monster. I am not looking for a job."

"The thing is like this. We have a lot of monkeys who have become spirits. We rely on mountains and eat mountains. We have a good life. But we don't have to worry about food and drink. The entertainment is really too poor. It's fine if we don't have spiritual wisdom. Anyway, stupid Eat silly and play, how can you live your life."

"But it's no good to let us live this kind of life after we have developed our spiritual wisdom and become a spirit. Who can bear it." What's more, monkeys are naturally active creatures. Not to mention active, they are still very curious.It’s okay to live in the mountains before, but once you come out and find that there are so many interesting things created by human beings, who can hold on?

Those things tempt them almost all the time.

But all these fun things cost money.Not only does it cost money, some are expensive.

"The clan is discussing to set up a factory to make some money. We monkeys don't have any specialties," Sun Xiaokong puffed out his chest, with a proud look on his face: "But the wine we make is not bad. "

Monkey wine?

Yu Zhile immediately thought of the legendary monkey wine.

"That's right, it's monkey wine. It's completely different from the mincemeat wine made by humans. One heaven and one earth." Of course, the heavenly one is the monkey wine brewed by their clan, let alone the local one.After coming out, Sun Xiaokong bought a small bottle of so-called monkey wine out of curiosity.After taking a sip, he felt that this was wasting the fruit.Blind those wine-making fruits in vain.

Authentic monkey wine needs to be brewed with hundreds of kinds of fruits, but human beings are clever. To save trouble, they usually only make a few kinds of fruits together for brewing, and then sell them at a high price under the signboard of monkey wine.

Nondescript, it is simply an imitation that is too clumsy.

"Humans are good at brewing other wines, but we are better at making monkey wine. Originally, we brewed and drank it ourselves, and it cost nothing. The fruits were wild fruits from the mountains, and all the utensils were available, so there was no need to spend money. .But to sell them, wild fruits alone are not enough, you have to grow them yourself, or buy them, and setting up a factory will definitely require a lot of money.”

If you plant fruit trees, you need money for the seedlings, and you also need money for the maintenance of the orchard.If you don't grow them, go out and buy fruits. The price of good quality fruits is not low.What's more, after the wine is brewed, the container, packaging, and shipping costs incurred after the wine is sold all cost money.They originally thought about setting up a factory just to make money, but now they have a lot of expenses before they get the money.I had no choice but to come here for help.

Setting up a factory is different from opening a store, and requires more capital.But if the factory is set up, the solution is not to solve the employment problem of a goblin, but to solve the problem of their clan.After the calculation, it is not too much to spread it out evenly.After confirming that the situation was true, Yu Zhile really wanted to give the other party an approval, but the amount of funds was too large and he didn't have enough authority.Yu Zhile had no choice but to say: "This is a lot of money, I have to make an application to the higher-ups. I can only approve it for you if the higher-ups agree."

Sun Xiaokong nodded in understanding.Although Yu Zhile is a minister, the minister's rights are also limited.Just like him, he has a high status in the clan, but he still can't make decisions on many important matters by himself, and has to report to the patriarch and elders.This time the factory is set up like this.

"Don't worry, the possibility of passing is still very high." It is not harmful for the monkeys to set up a winery, and it is impossible for the above to get stuck on this.After all, the original intention of the Laid-Off Fairy Reemployment Department was to help fairies.Out of love for childhood idols, Yu Zhi Le Ai Wu and Wu Di consoled.

Sun Xiaokong also understands this truth, he was not worried at first, but after hearing this, he felt more at ease now.

After sending the application, while waiting for the other person's reply, Yu Zhile, who was very curious about the monkey wine, couldn't help asking: "The legendary monkey wine has many effects, such as prolonging life, strengthening the body, etc. is that true?"

"It's not a rumor. It has this effect, but it's limited." Sun Xiaokong thought for a while, and then replied cautiously: "The effect is negligible, and it needs to be drunk for a long time. The most prominent feature of monkey wine is It's delicious and has a strange fragrance. And this wine is different from other wines, and drinking too much won't hurt your body."

But it's not as magical as the legend says.

To put it bluntly, this is a better-tasting wine, with at most some health benefits.If it's really so against the sky, it's too late for them to hide it, so how could they sell it carelessly.

Too.Yu Zhile thought about it, and it really made sense.

After chatting for a few words, the approval came down, and at the same time, there was a long-term order.And some instructions to Yu Zhile, try to get the order, don't force it.Seeing this, Yu Zhile couldn't help raising her eyebrows. It seems that the higher ups are quite serious about monkey wine.

While distributing the factory subsidy to Sun Xiaokong, Yu Zhile asked: "After the factory is established, the country wants to order monkey wine from you for a long time. Will you accept this order?"

"Accept." Sun Xiaokong replied bluntly.Why not pick it up, selling who is not selling, selling to the country is not more convenient.There is a lot of money to get, and there are invisible benefits.When setting up a factory, there may be a green light from above.

Who would think too much business?

Especially when they have a high output and are not afraid of not being able to sell.After the factory opened, the monkey monsters in the clan could help out, even the ordinary monkeys down there could work.Sun Xiaokong glanced at the order. The amount requested by the country was nothing to them, and it didn't take much of their share.

Thinking of this, Sun Xiaokong took the money and didn't leave in a hurry, but started business instead: "What do you want? Order some too? It doesn't matter if you drink it yourself or give it away. The fairy drink doesn't work, but it's good to taste. If you have human friends, it’s especially suitable to buy some as a gift for them. For men’s health, for women’s beauty and beauty. If you buy more, I can give you a discount at the discretion, which is also a thank you for your help in approving funds.”

Sun Xiaokong is a monkey who has been in human society. He knows a lot about business, otherwise the clan would not have sent him to do it.

"This is the treatment that the national order does not enjoy." Sun Xiaokong blinked at Yu Zhile, saying that he would not come again when the opportunity was not lost.

Yu Zhile was so amused that he laughed, but Sun Xiaokong just didn't mention it, and he originally planned to do so.There are so many health care products on the market these days, but few actually work.It's rare to come across a reliable one without any side effects, even if the effect is weak, it's still a good thing.It's not that there is no money in hand, only fools will miss it.

Yu Zhile is not stupid, he was thinking about what to say, but he didn't expect Sun Xiaokong to mention it first, and offered such a big discount on his own initiative, so Yu Zhile decisively placed an order.Not only did he buy enough for Yu and Gu's family to drink, but he also deliberately ordered more, intending to save it for his elder brother to send to customers.

There is also Uncle Gu's farmhouse and his brother Gu's private restaurant. If they are used well, they may be able to launch new table wines.

Thinking of this, after exchanging contact information with Sun Xiaokong, Yu Zhile did not forget to say: "Order these for now, and we may add more later."

"Just contact me when you need it." Hearing this, Sun Xiaokong smiled openly.Before the factory opened, he got two big orders first, and there were even follow-up orders. After returning, the patriarch didn't know how to praise himself.It is said that there is an imitation Dinghaishen needle hidden in the clan, although its power is not one percent stronger than the one in the hands of the great saint, it is still a very good magic weapon.

Besides, even if it is an imitation, it still has a lot of equipment on it that has no defensive effect and only looks like it.

Don't ask the patriarch to be generous enough to reward the golden cudgel, but maybe he will agree to take it out for him to touch?

After becoming a master for so long, he hasn't touched a magic weapon yet, let alone it is the same style as the Great Sage.Sun Xiaokong left excitedly.

The winery was established quickly, and the monkeys have a special brewing method that can speed up the brewing process.It didn't take long for the first products to be brewed.After this batch of monkey wine left the factory, it was directly divided into two and sent to Yu Zhile and the country respectively.Of course, Yu Zhile took the small head.After getting the wine, Yu Zhile immediately sent the things to each of them according to the previous distribution.

In addition to sending out, Yu Zhile also kept a lot.He also left some for Bai Ze.

Even if Bai Ze is a demon, this wine won't have the effect of keeping in good health, but it's still the same sentence, anyway, it tastes good, so it's good to drink it as a drink.Yu Zhile thought about it while eating the snacks that Bai Ze sent over before.

Yu Zhile specifically called Bai Ze and asked him to come and pick it up when he was free.However, Bai Ze has something to do recently, and he won't be able to come back until some time later, so Yu Zhile can only help keep it for the time being.Fortunately, wine is not bad no matter how you put it.Even if it is properly preserved, the more flavor it puts, the better it will be.

Yu Zhile is not a drinker, so he didn't open the altar immediately when he got the wine, but planned to drink with Bai Ze when the time came.Small wine with barbecue or something, just think about it.He originally thought that the monkey wine Sun Xiaokong sent was good, but that was it, and the effect would not be too outrageous.After all, Sun Xiaokong said it himself, and the effect was weak.Who knew that people were being modest!

The health effect of monkey wine is weak, but not so weak that the effect cannot be seen at all.Yu Zhi told me that after I got the wine from my brother, because of the large quantity, apart from leaving a part for important customers, it was used to win the relationship.He also kept a part of it, which was distributed among this month's employee benefits.However, no matter how much wine there is, there is a limit, so only employees who have contributed more to the company have this bottle of wine in their benefits.

Yu knows that the focus of my industry development is not on the entertainment company, but I didn't miss the entertainment company when I gave out benefits.

Yu's Entertainment was originally a small company, and there were not many popular artists in the company.It wasn't until Bai Lin, a singer with a golden voice, was picked up, and Jiang Lincheng, a new movie star, was recruited, that things slowly started to improve.

Although Jiang Lincheng has only been in the Yu family for a short time, but because of his high social status, he can bring a lot of benefits.As one of the major cash cows of Yu's entertainment, in order to keep this cash cow and establish a good relationship with him, Jiang Lincheng also got a share of the wine this time.

Artists like Jiang Lincheng generally have a particularly strong ability to attract money.It stands to reason that employee benefits would not be taken seriously by him at all.

In the past, after Jiang Lincheng received benefits, he would indeed give them to his assistants.But this time, he heard that the benefits were distributed from the company headquarters, so Jiang Lincheng paid more attention.

As soon as he paid attention, he noticed the extra bottle of wine.

Good wine is not cheap these days, and most of the time, you can't buy it even if you have money.Although I haven't seen this brand of wine before, the things sent out above are definitely not inferior.Jiang Lincheng guessed that the bottle of wine might be famous for something, such as serving wine at a state banquet, so he deliberately kept it.

He usually has the habit of drinking a small glass of wine before going to bed, and Jiang Lincheng opened the wine that night.

As soon as the cork was taken out, a strong fragrance spread in the room.There is no smell of alcohol, but it is refreshing.

It really was good wine, Jiang Lincheng couldn't wait to pour out a small glass.