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Praise is a must!All the services are very considerate and the voice is nice.But the owner, can we discuss whether the chicken crowing sound can be removed, or it can be replaced with bird singing or running water sound.The birdsong is crisp and sweet, and the sound of gurgling water is also very pleasant.

When I was living in school, the school bell to wake up was the crowing of a rooster.It is too stressful to return to the school days every minute.

Lu Linglan on the Internet has a more lively personality than in real life. After typing this comment, she pressed release.After doing all of this, Lu Linglan didn't bother to browse certain treasures anymore, so she just bought a folding bed with a relatively high praise rate and decent appearance, and continued to work hard.

Once again, Gongsunji couldn't help but frowned when he received an ugly refusal to cock crowing, and made up his mind to change the customer's prejudice against cock crowing.Their roosters have been crowing like this for thousands of years, and they have always been boastful.It has only become like this in the past few decades. This is not a good phenomenon, and we must not continue to let it go.

Thinking of this, in order to reverse everyone's views on cock crowing, Gongsun Ji not only became more determined to add cock crowing to the wake-up service, but even added cock crowing to the supervision service.

Office workers often have two points and one line, either in the company or at home.There are still cars on the usual roads, and the roads I walk all day can be counted.

Because she is tired from work, she usually goes home. If she doesn't have to work overtime, Lu Linglan usually watches dramas and reads novels. Anyway, it won't be exercise.I would rather sleep with my head wrapped in a quilt than exercise.

After a long time, Lu Linglan, who was extremely lack of exercise, found that her body had become weak, her resistance had dropped significantly, and she would catch a cold from time to time.

This is not going to work, Lu Linglan had the idea of ​​exercising.But apart from work, she has no perseverance in other things.Fortunately, Lu Linglan also saw the supervision service in Gongsunji's shop.After surviving the hectic period at the beginning of the project, she finally relaxed a little. After confirming that she had time to exercise, Lu Linglan decisively went to a certain treasure to place an order.

"Oh, oh, it's seven o'clock in the evening Beijing time. Put away your snacks, put your phone aside, and drag out your yoga blanket. It's time for you to exercise."

Determination is determination, inertia is inertia.No matter how good the plan is, it is just a plan, and when it is actually implemented...

No amount of determination can defeat inertia.Lu Linglan slumped on the sofa in the standard Ge You paralyzed posture, while reading the novel, she said indiscriminately: "Mmm, I'll go right away."

However, this is not hidden from Gongsun Ji, who is discerning.Since the store opened, I have received several such customers, and I have already seen all kinds of lazy methods.In comparison, Lu Linglan's rank is still too low.Gongsun Ji sighed: "I'll give you another 5 minutes. After falling for 5 minutes, you must rise up. Your work intensity is so high, and you always work overtime. How can you do without a good body?"

Five minutes later, the phone rang again on time.Looking at the phone that was singing cheerfully, Lu Linglan even had the urge to throw the phone aside instead of answering the call, pretending to be asleep.So why did she spend the money cheaply in the first place?Isn't it good to live comfortably?

The ringtone of the mobile phone is still ringing persistently, and it seems that there is a tendency to ring forever.After thinking about it, Lu Linglan finally didn't have the nerve to refuse the call, so she pressed the answer button.

"Oh oh oh oh oh..." A series of cock crows rang out non-stop. Lu Linglan, who was unprepared and thought that she would only make a couple of mean calls at most, was so shocked that she almost hung up the phone with trembling hands: "I'll get up!" After exercising, I really took out the yoga mat.”

"Oh oh oh..." What responded to her was still the indifferent cock crowing, which continued.Lu Linglan admits defeat.Hearing the cock crowing, she felt that the lazy tendons on her body were being pecked away like a cock pecking at a worm: "Okay, this will be real, I won't lie to you."

In the end, Lu Linglan still really wanted to exercise, but she was just being lazy for a while.After such a toss, she lost all laziness.Lu Linglan simply got up and dragged out the yoga blanket to lay it down.

"I heard the sound, it seems that this time I really got up. I hope you have a good body, remember to exercise well, and don't feel lazy."

What responded to Gongsunji was the news of Lu Linglan doing exercises seriously.Wake up, go to work, eat, nap, go to work, exercise, sleep.Lu Linglan's time allocation gradually became regular.

Today is the weekend, and Lu Linglan has set a day where she can sleep in.According to the agreement, Gongsun Ji didn't call to disturb her.But at noon, remembering that when she said good night yesterday, Lu Linglan said that the rice noodles at home were gone, and she was going to the supermarket to buy food reserves at noon today. Gongsun Ji looked at the local weather forecast and called to remind him: "Today, where are you? The weather forecast says that it may rain in the afternoon. Remember to bring an umbrella when you go out, and be careful of the water on the ground when you walk, so as not to slip and fall."

"Fortunately, there is no cock crowing for this reminder." Hearing Gongsun Ji's words, Lu Linglan breathed a sigh of relief, and joked, "Although I've heard the cock crowing for a long time, I'm used to it. To be honest, sometimes it's a bit of a waste if I don't hear it. Not suitable."

"Then I'll add it to you?"

Gongsun Ji's hesitant voice came from the phone.Seeing that the other party seemed to have the idea of ​​adding cock crows, Lu Linglan quickly stopped her: "No need, it's not good to listen too much. Cock crows are originally used in wake-up calls or supervision services, and other services are also added, too. There is a sense of urgency. There is always a feeling that you want to urge me to get up for work or to get up to work out." Obviously this is the weekend, and it is time to relax, what kind of encouragement do you want.

Gongsunji's store is only one person in total, and he is afraid that it will be too busy, so the stock in the store is always limited, and the number of people who can place orders is limited.His voice is nice, and there are many people who come back to renew orders after placing an order, so the daily time is fully allocated, and the goods are basically sold out.

But after a long time, many people couldn't stand his cock crowing, and some people had developed good habits under his supervision, and gradually stopped coming back to renew their subscriptions.Therefore, Gongsunji's time has become rich again.

The source of customers has decreased, and I am used to living a fulfilling life, and I am used to being able to tweet to my heart's content all day long. Now there are only a few customers left, which makes Gongsunji feel like a rich son. Based on the limited copper plate in hand, I will calculate the aggrieved feeling of daily expenses.

Gongsunji was worried, but couldn't think of a way out, so he hurried back to find Yu Zhile for help.

This is the first elf who has found a job or started an independent business, and then came back to ask for help.Yu Zhile decided to do a good job of 'after-sales service', and he listened carefully to Gongsun Ji's request.

"That is, there are too few people who come to place orders, and the sales volume is not ideal, right?"

Gongsunji nodded: "I hope there will be more. In fact, I don't need too many. I just hope that there are customers who need to serve at every time of day." There are too many and he can't handle it.

"Is there a way?" Gongsun Ji looked hopeful and apprehensive.

"It's easy to handle." Maybe it's because of the different environment that Gongsun Ji found difficult to solve, but Yu Zhile didn't find it difficult.Seriously, it's much easier than finding a job for Gongsun Ji before.Especially under the premise that Gongsun Ji still has a standard affectionate male second face.

After the parrot was arranged last time, because the parrot had a live broadcast, and his elder brother also had an entertainment company.Sometimes entertainment companies really can't find good seedlings, and they will try to find newcomers from the anchors like a wave of sand.So Yu Zhile followed suit. Although he didn't pay much attention, he still had a certain understanding of this emerging industry.

Facing Gongsunji's troubles, Yu Zhile said: "Let's start the live broadcast." This problem can be solved by starting a live broadcast.It was not as difficult as Gongsunji imagined.

"Live broadcast calls to wake people up, remind people to eat and rest, say good night to people, and put them to sleep. While attracting new customers, it is also more immersive for old customers." Su sense.Who wouldn't be tempted by the affectionate male second who is caring and caring?

Although most of the clients that would be attracted by this way would be female, Gongsunji did not require the gender of the client, as long as he could make his cock crow.Thinking of this, Yu Zhile reminded again: "Remember to write the live broadcast on the product details in the store, and shoot the ones that are acceptable, so that some customers don't like it, and then it will cause them disgust."

"Also, before the live broadcast, I also remind the old customers to live broadcast after getting their permission, so as not to infringe the copyright or something." Mouth.

"By the way, when you serve customers, you have to remember to keep a sense of proportion. Don't be too substituting, and it will be bad if the customer really likes you." Emotional matters are the most difficult to solve.

That's for sure, Gongsun Ji responded seriously, and asked curiously: "What is live broadcast?" The rooster, who didn't hear anything outside the window and only cared about the rooster crowing, said that he had never heard of this. .

There is a live broadcast in a certain treasure, and Yu Zhile directly clicks on a live broadcast for Gongsun Ji to watch.Gongsunji held his mobile phone and studied for a while, and suddenly realized.That's right, it's pretty simple.

Gongsun Ji, who had learned the scriptures, decided to follow suit after returning home.Do as Yu Zhile said, and after getting permission from old customers, Gongsun Ji opened the live broadcast room.

Because Lu Linglan bought a full-service, full-service package, which included good morning and evening, reminders to eat and rest, reminders to bring umbrellas when going out on rainy days, reminders to pay attention to sun protection on hot days, and other types of services.She usually places a lot of orders, and many of them are still in service. She is definitely a regular customer, so Gongsunji also contacted her before the broadcast and got her approval.

After buying the service for so long, Lu Linglan is already used to having such a person appear in her life.Even though they haven't met each other, they still use money to maintain each other, but Lu Linglan still finds the feeling that her parents are still there from this kind of meticulous care.

The cold weather reminds you to add clothes, remember to wear long johns, the hot weather reminds you to shade, and be careful to prevent heatstroke.Besides parents, just ask who else? !

Who else would bother to say this.Even if you find a boyfriend, you may not be able to do it.

Although it was exchanged for money, Lu Linglan is not short of money. After a monthly subscription, it is not as expensive as a dress of hers.But it can make her better, and she has more motivation to make money.

Money well spent.

Because the project she was working on was already finishing up, Lu Linglan, who was rarely free during this period of time, when she knew that Gongsun Ji was going to broadcast live, not only agreed with dignity, but also asked the name of the live broadcast room and the time of the live broadcast. Time to check it out.

After enjoying the service for so long, she was actually a little curious about the other person's appearance.If he is handsome, isn't it worth the fare!But I guess I don't have the confidence to start a live broadcast because of my ugly appearance.Thinking of this, Lu Linglan began to wonder what kind of handsome Gongsun Ji is.After setting the alarm clock in advance, Lu Linglan abruptly woke up a while earlier than usual, lying down with her mobile phone waiting to watch the live broadcast.

She didn't wait long, and soon it was time for the live broadcast.Entering the live broadcast room at one o'clock, Lu Linglan saw the eye-catching notice on the lower left corner of the live broadcast: Talking about feelings hurts money, let's keep it simple and just talk about money.

This is the catchphrase that Gongsun Ji came up with after listening to Yu Zhile's words and after returning home.It is so that every time a customer comes in, they can clearly and calmly realize the relationship between each other, so as to avoid unnecessary feelings.

Although, after Gongsunji did this, he felt a little fussy.

No one would fall in love with her after listening to a few words and looking at her appearance through the screen.But looking at Yu Zhile, one can tell that the other party's life experience in human society is far richer than his own.After thinking about it, Gongsunji finally did as he did.At worst, if he was laughed at for being too narcissistic, he would only type a few words, and nothing would be lost.

These words were too straightforward. Seeing this, Lu Linglan couldn't help but smile.After the announcement flashed by, Lu Linglan noticed Gongsun Ji who appeared on the screen.

Seeing Gongsunji's appearance clearly, Lu Linglan couldn't help but gasped.This appearance, coupled with that voice, no wonder he had to be reminded in advance.With Lu Linglan's eyesight, she can see through the fact that Gongsun Ji is now without makeup.Su Yan has this beauty, and if I don't specifically explain it, I'm sure there will be the kind of men and women who have been brainwashed by TV dramas and novels flocking to it.

Think about it, a young man with a handsome appearance and a gentle face is unshakable every day, waking you up with the utmost consideration, and coaxing you to sleep very gently.Remind you not to patronize school and work, forget to eat when you are busy, tell you to be careful on the way back and forth, who wouldn't be tempted?

Just ask you, who doesn't have a spring heart?

Even an 'old aunt' like her can't help herself and wants to take out her wallet and give him money.Although this impulse, under the control of reason, is limited to when she needs this kind of service, she does not go to other similar stores to consume, but chooses to buy from him.

On the screen, Gongsun Ji was on the phone, about to wake up another client.Off-screen, Lu Linglan was already mentally prepared to see the gentle and considerate male god make people wake up early.

Who knew that the next moment she saw Gongsunji pointing at the mobile phone, with a high-pitched cock crowing: "Oh oh oh oh——"

Lu Linglan, who always thought that the rooster crowing sound was an audio that Gongsun Ji randomly found on the Internet: ...