Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

Wen Zi, who claims to be unable to bear the sadness of a beauty, was refreshed after confiding, and ran back to work in a hurry.Yu Zhile was left alone standing there with a dazed expression: run away after telling the story?What's the difference between that and running away?

But thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is really no need to keep the literary resources.He already had a suitable job. After giving up the idea of ​​resigning, what else could he do if he didn't leave?Wouldn't it be a waste of time to stay still?

After realizing it, Yu Zhile took advantage of the time when he had nothing to do, picked up his phone, clicked on the takeaway app, and planned to order a meal for himself.Brother Gu has no time to cook for him these two days.The restaurant's business was so good that all the staff couldn't spare their time. No one delivered him food, and he couldn't support himself, so he couldn't rely on takeaway.

Although Yu Zhile is not considered a kitchen killer, it is true that he has no talent in cooking.

Cooking a meal is like fighting a war. There is a lot of chaos in the kitchen. When the meal is ready, the originally clean kitchen is similar to the ruins after the war.In this way, the taste of the cooked rice was not as good as the big pot rice he ate in the school cafeteria when he was studying.

Yu Zhile, who never makes things difficult for herself, ordered takeaway happily.

For the sake of her delicate tongue, Yu Zhile firmly believed that what you pay for is what you get, so Yu Zhile deliberately picked a store with a relatively high price to place an order.Who knew that when the food arrived, after taking a sip, Yu Zhile would have the urge to resign and rush back to hug Gu Ge's thigh.

This is too dull and tasteless!

It's not that it's unpalatable.That's right, it feels like going back to ancient times. The price of salt is high, so the chefs count the grains of salt when cooking, so that the dishes are cooked without any salty taste.Yu Zhile frowned, picked up a chopstick for another dish, grinned as soon as he ate it: Well, the chef who made this dish probably killed the chili seller, otherwise how could he be willing to take such a heavy spicy food!

They all remarked that it was slightly spicy, but the result was still so spicy that the sausage mouth almost ran out.Yu Zhile picked up the chrysanthemum tea that was put aside and took a big gulp. The glass of water poured down, and his mouth felt a little better.

Poured another glass of water, this time Yu Zhile didn't throw chrysanthemums into it.Yu Zhile swiped off the chili oil on the dishes, and after some processing, finally served with less spicy dishes, and at the same time couldn't help but miss the food in Gu's restaurant.He even missed it to the end, even the seafood barbecue that he ate badly a few days ago, he couldn't help but take it out and reminisce several times.

Although the support is a little bit, it is really delicious.Even if Bai Ze's craftsmanship is still a little behind that of his brother Gu, he is definitely far behind this takeaway chef.

Like the spicy squid grilled by Bai Ze, the taste is neither too bland nor too heavy.It tastes moderately salty and spicy, and the squid is chewy and chewy without wasting your teeth.It also has a smoky smell of barbecue, and I can't help drooling just thinking about it.

Thinking about it, Yu Zhile felt that his appetite came up again, but the appetite that was only opened by the memory after eating a mouthful of squid disappeared without a trace.

The squid made by this takeaway is hard and fishy, ​​and there are side dishes in a box of fried squid.The squid can't turn over a few pieces at all.There is always a feeling that what he ordered is not fried squid, but fried squid with leeks.In short, I am completely sorry for its worth.

There is a difference when there is a comparison.Compared with this, Yu Zhile, who was injured only a few days ago, even regretted that he didn't eat more when Bai Ze invited him to barbecue that day.It's a pity that rich people are probably busy, so I haven't seen him come over these few days.

After admiring her neighbors who never see their end, in order not to waste food and to fill her stomach, Yu Zhile ate the meal tortured.When he stood up to pack the empty fast food box, he felt like he was so happy that the clouds opened and the moon was shining.

There is a garbage collection point not far from the small building.Quickly throwing the disposable lunch box into the garbage bag, Yu Zhile came back after taking out the garbage, and saw a bespectacled young man in a mess standing in front of his desk.

The young man used a water mirror technique and was leaning in front of the mirror to adjust his appearance.But for some reason, his crumpled clothes were always uneven.The young man had no choice but to get anxious at last and use his demon power to tidy up his messy clothes.

After finishing the clothes, the young man breathed a sigh of relief, and reached out to wipe off the water mirror hanging in the air out of thin air.As soon as he looked up, he saw Yu Zhile entering the door. The young man had a bright smile on his face and asked, "Are you here to find a job too..."?

Halfway through the talk, a leg of the young man's glasses suddenly broke off, hanging half naked on his face.

Why is it broken again?

The young man hastily reached out to take off the glasses, and pinched the broken temples again. Under the action of the demon force, the broken parts were quickly joined together again.After finishing it, he put back the repaired glasses. The young man smiled awkwardly, continued the previous topic and continued, "My name is Fan Haiyang. What's your name? Are you here to find a job too, but I just now Look, the staff doesn't seem to be there."

Human society is really difficult, and I can forget about it myself. I didn't expect that the majestic monster has been reduced to the point where I need someone to help introduce me to work.Thinking about his experience since he went ashore, Fan Haiyang felt a little sad.

Is there any monster who is as miserable as him? !

No more, really!

Fan Haiyang's name is called Haiyang, and he knows it is an underwater creature.Just don't know what his body is.Yu Zhile reported his name, and Fan Haiyang felt that the name sounded familiar, but he didn't think too much about it: "Before the staff come, can you help me see if my clothes are messed up on my back?"

He had just tidied up for a long time, but he didn't have eyes behind his back after all, and his cultivation base was not yet to the point where he could release his consciousness. Even if his five senses were sharp, he couldn't see the situation on his back.It's rare for someone to come, even if it's a monster, but the other party seems to have a good temper. Fan Haiyang didn't want to be rude in front of the staff, so he decisively asked for help.

Yu Zhile walked behind Fan Haiyang and took a closer look: "No wrinkle, no mess." Hearing this, Fan Haiyang immediately breathed a sigh of relief. After making sure that his appearance was fine, Fan Haiyang started to chat. When he asked Yu Zhile what kind of job he was looking for, he saw Yu Zhile walk to the desk and sit down very naturally.

Fan Haiyang's eyes widened in surprise, this...here, seeing Yu Zhile's actions, he finally remembered why the name Yu Zhile sounded so familiar.When he inquired about the goblin re-employment department before, he heard someone mention that the head of the laid-off goblin re-employment department, the animal branch, was called by this name.

"Minister Yu?" Fan Haiyang called tentatively.

"Just call me by my name. Are you here to look for a job?" Although what the other party said before, it seemed that he was here to look for a job, but just in case, Yu Zhile confirmed it again.Fan Haiyang nodded nervously.He just said, there is no big monster who would come to find a job, and he really misunderstood.It makes sense now.A big monster is a big monster.

Thinking of his own actions just now, Yu Zhile obviously saw all of his embarrassment in his eyes.Fan Haiyang couldn't help feeling regretful, telling you to talk nonsense, and to act rashly.He shouldn't have noticed that there was no one in the room, and only started to groom after he came in.He couldn't use his demon power on the street, but he could have found a deserted alley and tidied up his appearance before coming out.That way you won't lose the ghost.

Fearing that Yu Zhile might misunderstand that he is not a good elf, Fan Haiyang hastily explained: "I did not violate the rules of the elves in the human world." The messy clothes were not because of fighting with others.Neither do glasses break legs.

As soon as he mentioned this, Fan Haiyang felt bitter: "The reason why I was in such a mess just now is because I just escaped from the restaurant."

Fan Haiyang's body is an electric eel.Electric eels are a type of fish that emit electric currents. Because they live in places with turbid water all year round, the eyesight of electric eels has deteriorated severely.While electric eels rely on electric currents to hunt prey, they also use electric currents instead of eyes to detect the surrounding environment.

With such racial characteristics, Fan Haiyang was very short-sighted when he was not enlightened.Later, I went to the sea along the river, and changed from a freshwater fish to a seawater fish in a muddleheaded way. I broke away from the previous environment, became a spirit, and my eyesight did not improve.Fortunately, humans have invented many useful things, and glasses are one of them, the most friendly invention for electric eels.When Fan Haiyang came out, he listened to the turtle demon on the seabed and brought some precious metals left over from the sunken ship on the bottom of the sea.After selling these precious metals, Fan Haiyang has made a fortune. Not only does he not need to worry about living in a short period of time, he also has money for glasses.

After learning about the magic of glasses, Fan Haiyang immediately paid for a pair for himself.However, the consumption on land is high, and everything costs money, unlike them in the sea, as long as they have the strength, they can live well.

"I thought in my heart, I can't sit and eat. I heard that human aquariums need all kinds of ornamental fish. Although my body is a bit ugly, but fortunately it can discharge, and many people are willing to watch it. So I want to sneak in Food and a place to live. Who knows," Fan Haiyang couldn't help sighing at this point, no one thought he would be so unlucky: "I sneaked in, but I was discovered that day."

There are countless fish in the aquarium, and there are special breeders.There is an extra fish so big in the fish tank that you can't see it if you are blind.

Fan Haiyang was fished out.

"They changed the fish tank for me and shipped it out again. I thought maybe this aquarium had enough ornamental fish and didn't need me. Maybe they sent me to a branch store or another aquarium, so I didn't Resist. Anyway, food and shelter are included, so I don’t go wherever I go.”

What I never expected was that when Fan Haiyang mentioned this matter now, he still had a look of shock and anger: "They sent me to a seafood restaurant!"

"I see that there are fresh fish everywhere, large and small fish tanks, which are filled with water suitable for different species of fish and shrimps. Each fish tank is equipped with an oxygen machine, and I didn't find anything wrong. Thinking about it, although the condition of this aquarium is a bit poor, there are no decorations such as seaweed and pebbles in the fish tank, but it is quite caring for everyone, taking good care of every fish, and almost no fish turns white Stomach. I don’t ask too much, so that’s it. Anyway, the management staff just remember to feed them every day, and it’s okay to live almost.”

When it was time for dinner, he saw a few people with big arms and round waists, wearing white coats and big aprons walking over, and without saying a word, they took a few big fish that were alive and kicking with a net and put them into the iron basin.

"This fish is not bad. Its eyes are clear, its tail is strong, and its scales are shiny. It can be seen that the meat quality is very good. Mr. Lou and the others will definitely be satisfied. Let's send it to the back." The leader said.

When he heard the first half of the sentence, Fan Haiyang glanced at the fish through the glass tank, and nodded in agreement, feeling that the other party had a vision and praised them well.Those fish were indeed the best in the same tank.As a result, after hearing the latter, Fan Haiyang felt that something was wrong.

No, what does it mean to know that the meat quality is particularly good at a glance?

It's common to comment on ornamental fish. Ornamental fish are just for people to watch.Whether it looks good or not, people will definitely say a few words, it's nothing.But how can you appreciate the ornamental fish and the meat quality of the fish? !

Fan Haiyang began to feel that something was wrong.So when those white coats took the fish away, Fan Haiyang couldn't help letting go of his five senses, and quietly went to find out.

The sounds of slapping fish, scraping fish scales, and disembowelling, the more Fan Haiyang heard it, the more creepy he felt.

"What fish did you pick out just now? Mr. Lou and the others don't like fish with many bones when they eat fish, remember to choose the fish with fewer bones. If it doesn't work, go pick new ones before the fish is cooked. Put it aside for now, and deal with it when the time comes. In short, always take care of Mr. Lou first."

"Don't worry, don't you worry about my work? Lou is always a regular customer, and I usually cook for him when he comes. It's been so many years. Others don't know his tastes. How can I not know? I heard that Lou I always brought a child here this time? Children are most afraid of thorns when they eat fish. If they accidentally get stuck in their throats, it will be bad. I specially picked the ones with few thorns. There is only one big bone all over the body, and there are no messy small bones. Thorn. I also gave away this big bone, it must be delicious and safe to eat, and the custodians like it."

"Knowing that you have a sense of proportion, I will give you a word of advice. Mr. Lou is a big customer of ours after all, and he must not be negligent."

Fan Haiyang heard the conversation over there clearly.When the oil in the pot heated up and the smell of fish came over, Fan Haiyang felt that he could no longer sit still.

This is definitely not an aquarium. How can there be ornamental fish in the aquarium.It's too late to cherish!

Taking advantage of the absence of anyone, Fan Haiyang flicked his tail and jumped out of the fish tank.However, the long body of the main body is convenient for swimming in the sea, but it is somewhat difficult to walk on land.Although he looks a bit like a snake, he can't crawl on the ground like a snake.

Fan Haiyang thought for a while, turned into a human form, and planned to run away.

Who knew that he had just finished changing, when he heard someone from the kitchen say again: "Mr. Lou heard that there is a new product in the store, just that extra long electric eel. This is a rare item. Mr. Lou asked us to make it." Send it up, saying that I haven’t eaten for a while, and I want to have a good meal today.”

"You're talking about the one that was delivered in the morning. There are lines around the small eyes, and it looks like an electric eel wearing glasses?"

"Yes, just that one. Besides that one, are there any other electric eels in the store? They've been sold out long ago. The boss brother happened to have this one, and it was specially sent over."

"That's right. I can't get away now. You take someone to pick up that electric eel. I'll do it as soon as I finish the one in my hand. Be careful when you go, don't put your hand into the water stupidly, and get caught by the electric eel." It was too late to be rescued."

"Is it up to you to say that? Can I ignore a terrible thing?!"

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and it was almost here. Fan Haiyang couldn't find the door to go out. He looked around and saw only a sealed window.His life was almost gone, Fan Haiyang was in a hurry, he didn't care about anything else, he broke the window directly, and jumped out of the window.

Anyway, when self-defense, using demon power is not illegal.And if no one sees it, nothing will happen.He has observed, but there is no monitoring here.

When the person walked over, all he could see was the back of a broken window, the floor with water stains everywhere, and a large empty fish tank with salt water.

The electric eel is gone!

While they were not paying attention, someone pried open the window, came in and stole the electric eel!

An electric eel is not cheap.Especially the big ones.This is definitely a thief.If you're not an insider, you won't know that the monitor in the live fresh area is broken, and you haven't replaced it yet.What's more, this electric eel was delivered in the morning, and it was still dark at that time, so no one could see it.If they weren't thieves, they wouldn't know that there were eels in the store at all, and they wouldn't be so familiar with the route to get in smoothly and easily steal the electric eels right under their noses.

The person who found that the electric eel was missing hurriedly chased to the window, but the fish thief ran so fast, holding such a big fish, he disappeared in the blink of an eye.It won't work even if he wants to chase the thief back.How can I explain to Mr. Lou now?Mr. Lou was still waiting to eat the fish, but now the fish is gone.

Fan Haiyang didn't care about what the person who wanted to kill him was doing. After he broke the window and went out, he found that the alley outside was full of sundries.

When I jumped out, the glasses that would have turned into patterns when they returned to their original shape returned to the shape of glasses again.Fan Haiyang's cultivation base is not enough, and being able to make the glasses easy to carry is already the limit. As for other things, he has no way to do it at all.

Except for the fact that the glasses will turn into patterns and attach to his eyes when he becomes the main body, the other parts have not changed, and the glasses are still ordinary glasses.Among other things, the mirror legs are still so fragile anyway, and they will break if they are lightly folded.

With such glasses, Fan Haiyang bumped into something when he jumped out, and when he hit it, one of the temples broke on the spot.The alley was narrow and deep, and the light was a bit dim. Without his glasses, Fan Haiyang, who was highly myopic, could not see the road clearly at once.In desperation, he had no choice but to change back to his original shape, shrunk his size and got into the debris piled up at the foot of the alley.

These debris can't hide an adult, but it's still no problem to hide a small fish.Fan Haiyang escaped smoothly.

"After I ran out, I realized that the white coats those people were wearing were chef uniforms, and they were chefs. It was not an aquarium at all, but a restaurant, the kind that specializes in seafood for people to eat." After the people left , Hearing that there was no movement in the window, Fan Haiyang changed back, temporarily connected the temples with demon power, put on the glasses, and went out to look for a job.

"I was so embarrassed just now because of this." Then I ran out of the restaurant, the magic power attached to the temple was used up, so I disconnected it again.Clothes are wrinkled because they have been soaked in water, got through windows and got into piles of debris.Fan Haiyang explained.Yu Zhile nodded in understanding, after such a toss, it's hard not to be embarrassed.

Fan Haiyang sighed: "After this experience, I finally understand that no matter whether you are a man or a monster, you have to support yourself. I have heard of your place before, but I have never paid attention to it. I think I am a fish. It’s easy to find a job, and you can find an aquarium to mix it up, but you almost got yourself on the dining table.”

"No, as soon as I figured it out, I didn't care about anything else, so I came directly to you."

"I'm going to find a job, and I will go to work and earn money to support myself. If it doesn't work, even if I go back to the sea to fish for sunken treasures, I won't go back to the aquarium." Who knows if I will be sold again.Aquariums are so unreliable these days.However, there are many powerful monsters on the bottom of the sea, which are more dangerous, so he doesn't really want to go back unless it is absolutely necessary.As for the big river where he lived when he was a child, Fan Haiyang can't remember the exact location for a long time, and he can't find it even if he looks for it.Fan Haiyang looked at Yu Zhile, and continued: "Look, I am like this, is there any job that suits me?"

"What are your specialties? What are your requirements for work?" Yu Zhile asked.

Well, Fan Haiyang thought for a while, and said, "When I was at the bottom of the sea, I just focused on practicing and didn't learn anything." Although he has concentrated on practicing for so long, his strength is still low.

"Is my ability to discharge electricity considered a specialty? I can discharge any kind of electricity." The electric eel is a fish that can discharge electricity, which is his racial talent.An electric eel will not be electrocuted to death by its own electricity, but after leaving the water, if it is shocked by external electricity, the electric eel should be injured or it will be injured, and it will still die.But Fan Haiyang has practiced for so long, and it's not for nothing: "And I'm not afraid of electricity, no matter what kind of electricity I am. Even the sky thunder during the tribulation, it is easier for me to carry it than other monsters."

When it comes to electricity, Fan Haiyang looks confident.

"This is a very practical specialty." If the monster is a little corrupted and goes astray, it may be Professor Yang who is second.Electric man or something, it is simply too convenient.After a heartbeat, Yu Zhile's expression remained unchanged.

Professor Yang definitely can't be a professor, but he can have other professions.

Yu Zhile pondered for a while, and then asked: "How do you feel about going to the hospital to manage the defibrillator?" The defibrillator is an electric shock defibrillator, and this job can be said to be very suitable for Fan Haiyang.

"Or, electric workers?" Work such as climbing electric poles and repairing cables is very dangerous. If you are negligent, there is a risk of electric shock.However, this has no effect on Fan Haiyang, except that when working outdoors, the summer is hot and the winter is cold, and the work will be more difficult. Even if an accident occurs, his safety is still guaranteed.