Laid-off goblin re-employment guidance

After returning from Bai Ze's side, Yu Zhile fulfilled his vow very well.Sure enough, he didn't eat any seafood in three days. Although he was ready to relapse the next day when faced with delicious food after his full stomach was overworked.However, in the end Yu Zhile still controlled himself well.Temporary abstinence is necessary for better enjoyment.

It's like, there are many elderly people in city A. They are never picky eaters, but they don't even eat sweet potatoes.They suffered from famine in the special years before, and their food production was low, so they could only survive on sweet potatoes.Therefore, everyone was hurt by eating, and was afraid of eating. After decades, seeing sweet potatoes would still lose their appetite.Yu Zhile didn't want to become like that herself.

Seafood is so delicious, he still counts on his life to be lingering with each other until the end of his life.How could he be willing to be a betrayer and abandon them in advance.

Crispy small yellow croakers, pink and tender boiled shrimps, golden egg rolls wrapped with shelled razor clams, and salty and fresh mixed snail soup.A real man must dare to say no!If you say you don't eat, you don't eat.

Yu Zhile reluctantly pushed the three dishes and one soup that his elder brother Gu had made by himself in rare time to his own elder brother, and it was a sight to see.

I spent three difficult days without seafood in my meals.After three days passed, Yu Zhile happily ate a feast of seafood before going back to work contentedly.

As soon as he returned to the small building and just entered the door, Yu Zhile received good news that Luo Tiange had successfully won the bodyguard quota of the Academician Corps after passing five trials and beating six generals.So even though today is the fourth day when no new job seekers come to visit, Yu Zhile is still in a good mood.

Good things come in pairs, just when Yu Zhile thought that today was just a day spent drinking tea and playing computer games, a somewhat skinny young man walked in outside the door.

As soon as the young man entered the door, he didn't even look at the environment, and went straight to Yu Zhile without looking sideways: "You are Minister Yu, right?"

When the other party called, Yu Zhile was stunned for a long time, almost unable to react.As the person in charge of the animal division of the re-employment department of laid-off goblins, Yu Zhile can indeed be called the head of the department.But he has been coming to work for so long, this is the first time someone called him that.

"Hi Minister Yu, my name is Wen Zi. Wen of culture, Zi of assets. You can call me Xiao Wen." Seeing that Yu Zhile did not refute, knowing that he was not mistaken for the demon, Wen Zi quickly introduced himself.His attitude is very low, but he is sincere, and he will not appear too obsequious: "I was introduced by Bai Yi."

Termites are as much a pest as he is.Very few of their pests can become sperm, it's all a fluke, and the luck is good enough to open up the wisdom.Because the number is small, there will be more or less contact with each other.

"They are all of the same age, so no honorifics are needed." It sounds weird, but there is always a feeling that I am already seventy or eighty.Yu Zhile waved his hand, and poured Wen Zi another cup of chrysanthemum tea that he had just brewed: "How is Bai Yi, he introduced you to find a job?"

Wenzi took the tea with both hands, and couldn't help sighing in his heart, the big monster is really just like Bai Yi said, very easy-going.Obviously, his years of becoming a spirit may not even compare to a fraction of the age of the big demon, but in order to take care of his self-esteem, the other party actually condescends to talk about friendship with his peers.

Moving.

Not knowing at all that Yu Zhile's same age refers to the age of appearance, the more I feel that I have come here right.

Because of Yu Zhile's attitude, the literature is no longer rigid, and he is more open-minded, and his expression is much more natural: "Bai Yi is very good, his reputation is getting bigger and bigger, and his business is getting better and better." As a pet, he has to rely on himself to help after he comes out, so that he can afford to eat the white wings of wood.Now there is no shortage of dinner and snacks, and the days are getting more and more prosperous.It was precisely because of such a living example that Wenzi was determined to seek help.

"I used to be a doctor, but I don't really want to do it anymore. I was about to change to a new job, so Bai Yi introduced me. The man is afraid of entering the wrong profession. Human beings are sometimes very intelligent. This sentence is really incisive. I don't mind Is it the wrong line of work? Working overtime every day, this job is not done by a demon." Wen Zi complained a few words and asked: "Mr. Yu, if you see any suitable job for me, just recommend one, and I will go back to you. resign immediately."

"Doctor is not such a bad profession, is it?" Yu Zhile remembered that when he applied for the college entrance examination, he almost applied for the medical major.Isn't it good to study medicine? If your relatives and friends have headaches, minor ailments, etc., you don't need to go to the hospital, and you can solve them at home. It's so convenient.Had it not been for the lack of good medical universities in this city, he might not be a civil servant now, but a doctor in a white coat.

Hearing Yu Zhile's words, Wenzi immediately became excited: "That's your layman's opinion. Why is this job not bad? It's terrible! I only know it after experiencing it myself. Not to mention the time, when one of the surgeons stopped, his legs were swollen. I am not a human being, and I was tortured enough." Wen Zi was full of respect for his human colleagues when he said this.The perseverance of a human doctor who can stick to his post without resigning and changing careers is simply amazing.

"That's fine. If you're unlucky, it'll be miserable if you encounter a doctor's trouble." It's okay that he is a goblin, those human beings with mortal bodies unfortunately encounter a doctor's trouble, pushing and shoving, and being scolded. Forget it, just treat it as a small loss and a big blessing.However, when Wen Zi mentioned this, he couldn't help frowning: "Some doctors are very crazy. When encountering such cases, even if they are stabbed, they are still light. It is uncertain when they will not come back."

There was a chief physician in their hospital earlier, who was almost killed like this.If he hadn't happened to be there at the time, relying on the fact that he couldn't get hurt, he rushed over to stop the person, and he didn't know what would happen in the end.That knife was aimed at the chief physician's vitals.

Being reminded by Wenzi, Yu Zhile also discovered that in recent years, medical troubles seem to have been emerging one after another, and related news reports can be seen every once in a while.Yu Zhile was more or less fortunate. Fortunately, at that time, there was no good medical university in City A, and he didn't want to be too far away from home, so he chose other majors.Otherwise, just relying on my own skills, whether I can beat the doctor's trouble is really hanging!

"However, being a doctor is not completely without advantages." Wenzi said in the middle, and suddenly changed the subject: "It seems that every time a patient is rescued from the brink of death, the broken bones are reconnected, and the tumor is treated with surgery. When the body is removed, there is a sense of accomplishment.” Competing with Hades, exciting!

"Moreover, most patients and their families are very cooperative. Although there are many medical troubles, they are still very small in proportion. The relationship between doctors and patients is not blindly tense. Some patients have been discharged from the hospital for a long time, and they will come in when they pass by the hospital. Greetings to the medical staff. There are also a lot of pennants.” For a doctor, receiving a pennant is not only a thank you on behalf of the patient and his family, but also an affirmation and encouragement to him.

That kind of feeling is probably similar to that of human children in kindergarten, performing well, and being rewarded with big red flowers by the teacher.

"Besides, my body is a mosquito, and it's not easy to become a sperm. Although after I have a human form, the energy needed to maintain daily activities can be absorbed from human food. However, blood-sucking is the biological instinct of mosquitoes, and I still have to suck blood every once in a while." A little."

Even if this is the instinct of female mosquitoes.In nature, male mosquitoes live on things like toilet water and tree sap.However, as a mature male mosquito, Wen Zi felt that what kind of flower dew and grass juice does a big man eat to suck blood to be domineering.Men and women are equal, and of course both sexes are the same, and the recipes can be completely consistent.Wen Zi had a unique style when he was not enlightened, and he was independent. Over time, he successfully changed his taste.

Speaking of this, Wen Zi couldn't help complaining: "They are also blood-sucking, you said those bat monsters abroad, how come their lives are so chic?"

Although those bat spirits are aggrieved on the territory of Huaguo, when they are abroad, they want wind and rain.Compared with the emperor in feudal society, his life is not much worse.Once they want to drink blood, they can have fresh blood at any time.A group of ignorant teenagers who were dazed by beauty and brainwashed by vampire love stories lined up and offered to send their clean necks to each other's mouths.

"I don't expect to have the same treatment, but why are they all chasing after us, and we mosquitos are all shouting and beating?" This gap is too big.If they all suck blood, who is more noble than the other?

What's more, except for him, most of the male mosquitoes have been vegetarians.But the reputation of male mosquitoes is not much better, and human beings can beat them when they see them.Wenzi was full of jealousy towards the bat spirit.

Jealousy distorted me, and Wenzi curled his lips: "Forget it, let's not talk about this. Closer to home, don't I need to suck blood, which is the most convenient thing to be a doctor. When the expired blood in the blood bank is being destroyed, I quietly It's enough to eat when it comes out smoothly. Although it's frozen, it's more delicious than the pig blood and duck blood in restaurants."

Yu Zhile had a hunch when he heard Wen Zi self-reported his name earlier, but when he heard that the other party's body was really a mosquito, Yu Zhile couldn't help but sigh: the world is so big, there are so many wonders.Before he came to work in Xiaolou, he had no idea that termites could become sperm, dung beetles could become sperm, and even mosquitoes could become sperm.I used to watch TV, and the monsters on TV were usually foxes and snakes.

The more I go to work, the more I feel that I am ignorant and ignorant. All things have animism, so it is not empty talk.

However, since Wenzi is a blood-sucking male mosquito, the source of blood is indeed a big problem.He was able to drink some expired blood when he was working in the hospital. If he resigned, wouldn't it be troublesome to drink blood in the future?Just when Yu Zhile was thinking about persuading the other party and asking him to think carefully, Wenzi hesitated as he talked: "It's not easy for me to get this title, and if I change my career, I have to start all over again." It's not easy to do any kind of business now, so it would be a pity to just give up like this.

"And mosquitoes are pests," although I hate to say this to myself, but it is an indisputable fact.When he was not enlightened, he sucked the blood of many people and drank a lot of tree sap.Even if nothing happened, it’s still a bad thing anyway: “If you don’t do more good things, your cultivation level will be enough in the future, and it will be hard to endure when you pass the catastrophe.” Scientific explanation, this is called energy conservation, metaphysical The explanation is to accumulate merit and weaken Lei Jie.Pests are not easy to cultivate, and Wen Zi has specialized in these.

"To tell you the truth, since I became a doctor to save lives and heal the wounded, my cultivation level has been rising like a rocket." If this goes on like this, in another ten years or so, he will be able to leave the level of the little demon.This is also the reason why, despite the hard work, he has been going on until today.But now, the more you talk, the more shaken your literary resources will be.

"Thinking about it carefully, this job is actually not too bad. Tired is a bit tired, but this level will not make me tired. Although the working hours are long and boring, it is actually a lot of fun. Sometimes It can also eliminate harm for the people." I had always wanted to change jobs before, but after chatting for a while, Wenzi slapped his thigh and decided: "Forget it, I won't change jobs anymore, why resign. I have to do what I do and love what I do !" To be a monster, you must be single-minded, not half-hearted.There's no need to be promiscuous!

"I'm not resigning anymore. I have to do more good deeds and help others. Minister Yu, let me tell you, you don't know how many scumbags there are in this world!" Inspired: "Not to mention, just last week, a young couple came to our hospital. The man took the woman to see dysmenorrhea."

"It was late that day, and there was no one in the hospital, so I was on duty." The goblin's five senses are stronger than ordinary people, so Wen Zi watched a big show for free, and made a cameo in it by the way: "The little girl suffers from dysmenorrhea because of her constitution. It was severe, and taking painkillers didn’t help, so I ran to the hospital in the middle of the night to get an injection. The man saw that the woman was in pain, so he coaxed her and said that it would be fine after giving birth.”

"My mother was also in pain when she was born. After giving birth to me, she was fine after confinement. We have been in love for a while, and we have met each other's parents, and we are very satisfied. We just put the marriage on the agenda. , get married and have a baby earlier, and you will suffer less." The man's original words were like this, and Wen Zi said that because the follow-up development was too shocking and magical, he remembered it very clearly.

"It sounds so good. My boyfriend cared about me so much, and the girl was touched on the spot. The little girl saw a few rashes on the man's neck, and she endured the pain and asked him if he wanted to take a look. Anyway, everyone It's in the hospital, so it's not troublesome to look at it. She waited for him while hanging the needle, and there was no delay. Do you know what that man said?"

"There's no need to spend this money. How pitiful is the hospital? If I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable, I wouldn't come here. I guess I encountered something that shouldn't be touched, and I developed a rash due to allergies. Tomorrow, I'll spend a few bucks at the pharmacy downstairs." Just buy a tube of ointment and apply it with money. It’s cheap and effective, isn’t it better than spending money now?”

"In the hospital, it was said that the hospital was cheating. When I heard this, I was curious, so I wanted to go out to see how our hospital cheated him. As soon as I walked out, I found out how good this man looks on the surface. A man's guy, definitely a scum." From a long distance, he could smell the stench of the blood flowing in the other's veins, it was so strong that it almost killed him.As a mosquito, Wenzi may not be good enough in other areas, but he is absolutely sensitive to blood.

Many diseases in people can be seen from the state of blood.Blood can't lie, so you can tell when you smell it.It is because of this specialty as an assistant that Wenzi can go faster and farther in the profession of doctor than other people who entered the hospital at the same time.

"That man is quite self-aware, and he didn't lie. When I got closer, I saw the rash on his neck. It was indeed caused by touching something that shouldn't be touched. It's just that this thing, not What allergens, but people, people other than the little girl."

"The little girl's blood smells very positive, there is no messy smell at all." Wen Zi said bluntly: "He probably went out to find someone to have sex, and then came back sick. Look at his guilty conscience." He looks like he is trying to cheat the marriage by hiding his illness, and it would be the best if he can trick another child out." He has seen such things a lot in the hospital.

As a doctor, when seeing a patient, Wen Zi fulfilled his obligation as a doctor at that time, and kindly and warmly reminded the other party: "Young man, come to see Ai Luzi, why don't you register? Your condition is a bit serious. It's gone, the rash of Erz is coming out, don't delay."

As soon as she said this, the girl who was hanging the needle, because the medicine was effective, her lower abdomen was not so painful, and her complexion was gradually getting better, immediately blurted out: "Isn't he just ordinary dermatitis?" Hutz?

"What kind of bullshit doctor? Will you see a doctor? I'm just a common dermatitis. I'll beat you if you talk nonsense again?" The man waved his fist, threatening, trying to make Wenzi change his words. He said he was wrong, so he could get away with it.

However, the boyfriend's flustered, guilty conscience, and self-possessed calm expression, bluffing and cursing all showed the truth.He knew that he was sick a long time ago, but he kept it from himself.Girls don't discriminate against innocent patients with Ehrtz, and even sympathize with them, but the group of people who make it up to themselves are not included.And his boyfriend is obviously not innocent, just like that, he even had the face to mention the marriage just now.The girl's face turned pale in an instant, and it was even uglier than before when she was suffering from dysmenorrhea, and her stomach seemed to be stirred by a knife: if her menstrual period hadn't arrived suddenly earlier, the other party would have come to look for her tonight.

I have been tormenting for a long time before and I have never agreed, but today I really can't stand his entanglement, and I feel that my feelings are in place, so I reluctantly let go.Thinking of this, the girl was terrified.

"That girl was very decisive. It happened that she finished the injection. I helped her get the indwelling needle. When she stood up, she kicked the other party directly. She said goodbye and took a taxi back alone." After being broken up, the scumbag fell It's not that I don't want to save it.It's just that things happened too fast, he was caught off guard, and when he stood up, he had already missed the opportunity.

Well, upon hearing this, Yu Zhile finally understood that emotional literature is not here to find a job, he is here to tell stories.By the way, before telling the story, I let myself act as the trash can of his mind.However, since I have nothing to do anyway, it’s good to have stories to listen to.Especially the story of this kind of good man jumping out of the fire pit, listening to it is good for physical and mental health.

Speaking of this, Wenzi suddenly thought of another benefit of being a doctor: "There is a lot of people in the hospital, and I often encounter scum. I can suck some blood on this kind of scum. It won't affect me. It usually expires If you eat too much blood, it’s good to have a change of taste once in a while.” Anyway, if you don’t suck the blood of scum, you don’t suck it.Even if he smoked the Dao of Heaven, he wouldn't feel that he was doing bad things.That's right, it's hard to drink, not only to change back to its original shape when others are not paying attention, but also to deal with the virus problem during the blood-sucking process, which can be troublesome.

But as long as you can try something new, Wenzi still enjoys it.

Like that girl's boyfriend, he was in a hurry to take a taxi to chase after his ex-girlfriend, so he waved impatiently, let the show do the whole thing, and asked him politely if he wanted a registered letter.

Wenzi followed his will.It's just that after rolling away, Wenzi changed into its original form in a place where no one else could see, and quickly chased after him, biting him hard.

Mosquito bites are one of the ways to transmit viruses, and Wenzi usually pays special attention to this.But when he bit the scumbag that day, he was merciless.Wen Capital himself is immune to these viruses. He is a demon, and his abilities don't stop there.Wenzi's body keeps the virus carried by everyone he has bitten.When needed, he can mobilize these viruses at any time, like his fingers.

After sucking the blood, Wen Zi specially gave the scumbag a small gift for dinner.

He is not a demon who eats for free!

Of course, I don't know if the scumbag is willing to accept the meal money.Anyway, after receiving the small gift, this small gift will make him temporarily unable to pester his ex-girlfriend.

After a while, this little gift will disappear by itself, but at that time, the girl probably has already realized that it is time to move and change the locks.

In addition to the above advantages, when it comes to blood-sucking, Wen Zi suddenly thought: "If I resign, I will recruit new nurses in the hospital next time. If the new nurses are not proficient in needle injections, they will not be accurate. Can't find help?"

The new nurse is inaccurate, once or twice the patient can tolerate it, three times or four times, the patient is probably a little restless, five or six times, most of the patients will explode.At this time, arrange experienced hands to take over. Even nurses who are skilled in acupuncture, they are likely to miss when they are under great psychological pressure.

When it comes to finding blood vessels for needles, what is more proficient in this skill than mosquitoes?This is a racial talent, and none of the bat spirits in the West know how to do it.After all, bat spirits have only one trick for thousands of years: biting their necks.As for mosquitoes, to put it shamelessly, as long as it is exposed skin, no mosquito will let it go.Even with clothes on, the mouthparts of mosquitoes can pierce through the fabric to suck blood.

Over the years, it is difficult to imagine that Wenzi's skill in finding blood vessels is not profound.

Sometimes when encountering things that are not accurate, as long as the documents are available, the little nurse will go to him for help as soon as possible if she is afraid of being scolded.In the later stage, every time the nurse station recruits new recruits, the head nurse will specially invite Wenzi to dinner, and then ask Wenzi to teach the new nurses the skills of acupuncture.

Not to mention, since he is a doctor who has never been a male nurse before, the probability of inaccurate needles for the nurses he teaches has been greatly reduced.

It is better to let the literary resources teach once than for the head nurse to wear out her mouth, dry up her saliva, and explain the main points repeatedly.

Therefore, even if Wenzi is a little thin, she doesn't look tall and reliable, and doesn't meet women's mate selection criteria.But his popularity among nurses is still high.

I don't know if I didn't list them in detail before, but now that I have made an inventory, the advantages of staying in the hospital obviously outweigh the disadvantages.Wen Zi, who had made up his mind a long time ago, drank the chrysanthemum tea in the cup in one go, moistened his throat after talking so much, and then said with a suave look: "It seems that I really can't Resign, or they will be so sad if they don't see me!"

As the saying goes, it is the hardest thing to live up to the grace of a beauty!