After being scum by me, the scum attacked me and ran away [Transmigration Book]

"This year's netizens are not very good."

Lu Yule was sitting in the car, scrolling through today's real-time trending searches. Unexpectedly, after half an afternoon, #小娇夫99次婚计计划# was still on Hot One.

Screen name: Yellow Waste Garbage Bot

[#论冰冰起被飞后小丽夫99次婚婚计划#

Wedding night.

"Lie down and don't move."

The man grasped both his wrists with one hand, and the other hand touched the corners of his eyes, jaw, and Adam's apple with a cold touch, and continued to walk down, causing him to burst into tears.

The man smiled and said, "I'm so greedy, which mouth is better to feed first."

"Baby, what do you say yourself?"

Comment area:

Blogger: Hey, I didn’t write anything, Big Eyed Boy just caught me.

Netizen A: I suspect that you are driving a car at a high speed, but there is no basis for it. I let the wheels of the car run over my face, which hurts a lot.

B: For fear of encountering familiarity, height adjustment [狗头]

C: Good guy, fortunately I can’t read

D: I'll read it to you, I'm No.1 in the recitation competition, the old cadence is frustrating

……

Lu Yule expressed that he was not used to these daydreaming words. After all, he was an editor of Danmei, and those authors who looked cute and cute on the surface, secretly...

Old color/approved.

And because of the general environment, the cars of some authors on the website are very cultural and artistic.

But he can accept it happily, guessing that Ye Moren's face can directly make Qi green when he sees this.

Funny to think about it.

"Sir, here we are."

The car stopped steadily in front of a villa.

Lu Yule got out of the car and took the key to enter the door. From today onwards, he will officially move into Ye Moren's home alone with his bags.

Turn on the lights to brighten up the living room.

The style is as written in the book, mostly black, white and gray, clean and neat.

Lu Yule went up to the second floor and entered the guest bedroom next to the master bedroom. His suitcase was placed in the corner of the room.

In order to avoid having a good night's sleep but being thrown out from the master bedroom by Ye Moren, including the quilt, Lu Yule consciously chose to sleep in a separate bed with the scum who hated him.

After taking a shower, Lu Yule lay on the bed and read the messages on his phone.

[Jiang Yipal: Lu Yule!You can, marry behind my back. ]

[Jiang Yizhen: Why don't you get pregnant quietly and surprise us all! ]

[Jiang Yipal: Fuck you, wait until I come back from filming abroad! ! ]

Quietly pregnant——

Fortunately, this book does not have such a setting, hehe.

Lu Yule replied to the message while picking jio, and set the phone to the do-not-disturb mode habitually. The nerves that had been tense all day finally relaxed, and he could close his eyes and have a good night's sleep.

Not long after, the door opened, Ye Moren came back from the outside, and went to the bedroom on the second floor, a note was pasted on the door.

[Husband~, I went to sleep in the guest bedroom, I love you (＾U＾)ノ]

Nausea.

A trace of displeasure flashed across Ye Moren's black eyes, he stretched out his hand and crushed the ball of paper, and threw it into the trash can.

After entering the room, Ye Moren took off his suit, and the phone rang at this moment. After seeing who was calling, his usually cold voice became softer unconsciously, "Chengcheng."

"Brother Mo Ren! I wish you a happy wedding." A bright male voice came from the other end of the phone, "You didn't tell me, but my cousin told me, hmph."

When Lu Yule was mentioned, Ye Moren's tone became cold: "It's not a big deal, it's not necessary."

"Marriage, how could it not be a big deal." The other party paused, and asked tentatively, "Brother Mo Ren, are you... don't you want to get married?"

"Grandpa Ye really forced you to get married?! It's too much! How can you do this at any time now?"

"..."

[Grandpa, I don't want to marry him. ]

[You have to tie if you don’t want to, put on a show, keep people at home, and play whatever you want outside. ]

[I will leave him sooner or later. ]

[I won’t lose a piece of your meat, forget it, so, you will never be as good as your brother. ]

……

Realizing that the atmosphere was a bit low-key, the person on the other end of the phone changed the subject: "Brother Mo Ren, I will be back in a month, and you will pick me up then... Ah, forgot! You should be on your honeymoon at that time."

"I'm busy with work, so I don't have time to go." Ye Moren responded, hung up the phone without saying anything more.

Lu Yule has the habit of getting up early, no matter where he is, he jumps out of bed as soon as the alarm clock rings.

"Good morning, Cardboard Man."

Today is also a day to make a good plot and character design!

When Lu Yule came out of the kitchen with a plate of heart-loving omelette in his hand, Ye Moren was already fully dressed and seated with handsome eyes.

"Honey, would you like to try my fried eggs?" Lu Yule put the fried eggs in front of Ye Moren, with little stars in his eyes, and asked in a cautious tone.

Ye Moren's brows and eyes were indifferent, without a glance, he directly faced Lu Yule, and without hesitation poured the fried eggs of love into the trash can at his feet.

He opened his lips and said, "Trash should stay in the trash can."

It seems that there is still someone in the words.

"..."

Lu Yule's expression turned ugly.

He clenched his hands and fingers together in embarrassment, bit his lips for a long while and said nothing.

"Why——" Lu Yule raised his red eyes, the stars in them dimmed, filled with despair, "Why you, you know it, and you are sure, what kind of status you hold in my heart... "

Lu Yule's voice trembled, Dou Da's tears fell from his eyes, and he asked the man in front of him in a hoarse voice: "Ye Moren, you can clearly decide my emotions, you can clearly make me happy, you can clearly... I can do anything."

"Heh." Ye Moren sneered, and made every word clear:

"Lu Yule, what are you?"

Lu Yule withdrew his sad expression, and still choked up and asked, "Do you have to hurt me like this? I can do what Lin Cheng can do!"

A bowl fell to Lu Yule's feet suddenly, and the crisp sound of the fragments exploding was harsh in this quiet place. Ye Moren's tone was cold, and his expression was even colder, "Get out, you don't deserve to mention him."

What I want is this scum!

Delicious!

Lu Yule took a deep breath, held back her tears, reached out and brought the warm milk to Ye Moren, with a downcast look: "Sorry, drink some milk before leaving, I... have no appetite."

After finishing speaking, Lu Yule forced a smile, then took off his apron, left the living room dejectedly, and went up to the second floor.

The door closed gently.

The cheap and affectionate breakfast scene, over.

For the next half month, Lu Yule was like Xiaoqiang who couldn't be beaten to death, and his trouble Ye Moren would appear every day.

Ye Moren was not happy to see him, hey, he just wanted to show up.

After all, people are cheap/suffering.

The last time he disappeared, it wasn't mentioned in the book, so Lu Yule just took it as an accident, after all the suspect was with him day and night every day, Lu Yule was afraid of thinking about it and was afraid of seeing Ye Moren and panicking.

On a new day, Lu Yule had to take Lu Yule's place at school.

In the third year of the course, when I went, the class was counting the comprehensive quality scores of each student.

Lu Yule casually threw a small red notebook in front of the monitor, and said with a smile, "Extra points."

Monitor: "What is this?"

"Marriage certificate." Lu Yule pointed to himself: "Mine."

Squad Leader: "..."

Lu Yule hummed: "It's still a national certificate."

Squad Leader: "..."

"By the way, can the divorce certificate also be given extra points?"

Squad leader: "... Get out!"

After class, Lu Yule wandered outside for a while, and when the sky darkened, he went back.

Although it is the world of novels, the things that flowers and grasses touch are real enough. Even passers-by A, B, C, and D, who are only casually mentioned in the novel, have complete facial features, instead of sticking a piece of paper and writing [passer-by A] on their foreheads.

Lu Yule was taking a leisurely walk on the path, when a gust of wind blew by, he coughed lightly, feeling a chill down his back.

He shrank his shoulders and walked in the direction of home.

A little fluffy yellow milk dog, probably less than a few months old, staggered to Lu Yule's feet with four little fleshy feet, and then chubby body tilted and fell at his feet down.

"..." Lu Yule tried to reason: "Brother, touching porcelain is immoral."

But the little milk dog turned over flatteringly, revealing his fragile but soft belly, and stared straight at Lu Yule with two black grape-like eyes, full of trust.

"You can't understand people's words, right?"

Lu Yule squatted down, "Wow woof! woof woof woof!"

The little milk dog was stunned. Although he couldn't understand, he still rubbed his soft belly against Lu Yule's feet.

Perhaps because of being abandoned and wanting to be adopted, these few months-old puppies are pleasing to humans, showing their soft belly at will, and can be ravaged/ravaged at will.

Lu Yule's fingertips reached out to the tip of its nose, and the puppy also stretched out its wet little red tongue to lick.

"...Do you like me? Do you want me to take you away?" Lu Yule lowered his eyes, and asked in a daze, unable to see the emotion in the black eyes under the dark light.

"Wow!" The puppy stood up, bouncing around, its tail wagging happily.

Lu Yule also stood up, holding the puppy's body in the palm of his hand.

so small...

Then he raised his hand slightly, like throwing garbage, and threw it into the lush grass next to him, clapped his hands, and said calmly, "Don't let me shovel your shit."

Puppy: Wang? ? ?

Standing not far away, Ye Moren, who was still thinking about how Lu Yule would take home stray dogs and throw them out of the villa together with the dog: "..."

It seems that he thinks too much.

The puppy was thrown into the grass, turned over and stood up, baring its teeth and barking at Lu Yule, "Wow! Bow! Wow!" several times.

What Lu Yule heard:

Gan!Bad luck!Pooh!

Lu Yule gritted his teeth, not to be outdone, "Wow!" and went back.

"Wang!"

"Wang!"

"Wow woof woof!!"

"Wang Wang!"

One person and one dog, watching each other scold each other as if they can understand each other's language.

Not far away, for some reason, Mr. Ye watched the overall situation: "..."

Maybe he married a fool.