After being scum by me, the scum attacked me and ran away [Transmigration Book]

Ye Moren did not reply to the message.

Lu Yule continued his efforts: I said something wrong today, I'm sorry.

[Can you justify me, please]

[little red dot waiting for a message]

[Don't ignore me][Red exclamation mark! ]

[System prompt: The other party is not your friend, please add a friend]

Lu Yule:?This girl really sent a little red dot!

[Are you bald?Are you constipated?Can you fart? ! ][Red exclamation mark! ]

[Kiss, baldness, premature ejaculation, difficult erection, short time, find an andrologist, early detection, early treatment and early recovery~]

The smile gradually changed.

Um... wait, why is there no little red dot in the last sentence? ? ?

Lu Yule was horrified to find that the upper left corner was displaying: The other party is typing...

"..."

Social death/death on the spot.

Lu Yule hurriedly withdrew the message, and was anxiously thinking about how to edit the message to explain, when the other party sent a message:

[See you tomorrow]

tomorrow--

Lu Yule thought about the plot of wanting to marry and divorce Ye Moren, okay, tomorrow the master will destroy the chrysanthemum with his hands, and put Ye Moren on the bed like this!

Lu Yule looked at himself who was smiling sinisterly in front of the black screen of his mobile phone, and suddenly froze when he thought of something.

This book, he is subject to.

"..."

When Lu Yule arrived at the agreed box, it was already playing inside.

· Ye Moren is easy to find, after all, the hero is sitting in the center of the crowd surrounded by stars and moons, just like now.

He consciously sat next to Ye Moren.

"Brother Ye," Lu Yule lowered his eyelids, lowered his eyebrows and called softly, "I'm very touched, you can take the initiative to find me once."

Ye Moren ignored him, turned to the side instead, and said calmly to a man, "How is he?"

The man who was asked about it poked his hand, laughing until he lost his eyes: "Okay, he looks so white and soft, it should be very refreshing to touch, hehe."

Ye Moren nodded, his expression was so cold that there was no warmth, "Lu Yule, don't you like me?"

Lu Yule was taken aback for a moment, he had never seen any dog ​​routines in the novel, and he quickly understood what Ye Moren meant, and it was true that Slag Gong lived up to his name.

His face turned pale in an instant, and while he was pulling Ye Moren's collar, he threw a small pill into his wine glass, and shouted timidly, his shoulders trembling slightly, as if terrified: "Brother Ye, don't... ..."

"I haven't said anything yet, don't want anything." Ye Moren pulled Lu Yule's hand off his collar expressionlessly, and his slightly cool fingertips stroked Xia Lu Yule's chin without any hint of provocation, " Let's drink together."

Lu Yule responded, turned around to pour wine, and clinked glasses with Ye Moren.

Accompanied by the dim light and the ear-piercing music, Lu Yule watched helplessly as Ye Moren drank the glass of wine with ingredients.

After a while, the effect of the medicine should take effect.

Ye Moren's breathing became heavier.

Lu Yule secretly laughed, turned around and looked worriedly at the man with a rigid profile, "Brother Ye, what's wrong?"

Ye Moren didn't answer, just stood up and walked out the door.

The duck is going to fly!chase!

Lu Yule also ran forward, and forcefully held Ye Moren's arm regardless, saying, "I'll see you off!"

For the first time, Ye Moren did not push away, but acquiesced.

Lu Yule felt for a moment that there was a fraud in it, but he was also worried that he had lost the opportunity because of a misjudgment. After thinking about it, he chose to go up to the man!

hotel room.

Lu Yule put all his weight on him, and Ye Moren, who was breathing more and more rapidly, was thrown on the bed. This man was tall and long-legged, and under the light of the chandelier, he would look like a high-end blockbuster if he casually posed on the bed.

Lu Yule didn't dare to waste time, so she crept onto the bed and was about to take off her clothes.

After unbuttoning the first button, Ye Moren, who had fallen asleep with his eyes closed, suddenly opened his eyes, his expression was clear, and there was no problem at all.

And Lu Yule suddenly felt hot all over his body, and a hot current rushed straight to his lower abdomen, making his breathing disordered.

This feeling—

like-

Dirty! ! !

"Aww!!! Toilet!!!"

Lu Yule clutched his stomach, howled, and rushed into the toilet.

There are only a few ways to prescribe the medicine, not to mention that Ye Moren is vigilant enough whether he is at home or outside.

He saw what Lu Yule was doing, chose to ignore it silently, and changed the wine glass when he turned around to pour the wine.

Reciprocating courtesy, Ye Moren also used the same method to give Lu Yule something - a laxative.

He stared at Lu Yule and drank the whole glass of wine, thinking:

After a while, the effect of the medicine should take effect.

The medicine did work.

The man howled in the toilet with a stomachache.

Ye Moren straightened up from the bed with an indifferent expression, fastened the loose shirt collar meticulously, got out of bed and walked towards the door. In just a few minutes' journey, he had already figured out how to make Lu Yule disappear more quickly next time.

His slender fingers rested on the doorknob.

Just as he was about to twist, the space in front of Ye Moren's eyes suddenly distorted, and within two seconds, the tall man fell upright by the door.

The glass of wine, which was supposed to be handed to someone else by a caring person, accidentally got into Ye Moren's hands.

Causal loop.

No one escaped.

Ye Moren lay on the floor, sleeping until the sky turned white.

Lu Yule squatted in the toilet, welcoming the rising sun with tears in his eyes.

Stop talking, jio numb.

Someone's alarm clock is ringing.

Ye Moren opened his eyes first, his head was still a little dizzy, he moved his arms, and found that he was pressed by something and couldn't move.

The consciousness of last night slowly returned, and Ye Moren realized that something had happened. When he woke up, he found his grandfather and Lu's parents were looking at him with indescribable expressions.

Ye Moren: "..."

Lu Yule also woke up in a daze. He was a little annoyed when he stopped to sleep not long after he was woken up, and said in a muffled voice, "I didn't let people sleep last night, so what are you doing now?"

Ye Moren: "..."

If it wasn't for the presence of Lu's parents, Ye Moren would have strangled the man to death on the spot.

Tan Wanyue's expression was a little embarrassed, "Lele..."

Hearing the voice, Lu Yule moved her eyeballs, opened her eyes slightly to see them, pretended to be panicked and hid in Ye Moren's arms, and said, "No, I don't want to force Brother Ye to marry me, even though I really I really want to, even though it was your wish last night, I really don't want to force Brother Ye to get married!"

Ye Moren's eyebrows twitched, and he wanted to tear off the octopus stuck to his body.

This talk brought it to an indescribable place, Lu Yule's eyes turned red like a frightened little rabbit, and said shyly, "Don't move, mine hurts~"

Really, shit pulled.

All swollen QAQ

"..."

Feeling that the atmosphere was a bit ambiguous, Ye Zhanjing coughed lightly and turned his eyes away: "Ye Moren, come out first and let's have a good chat... About the engagement, let Yu Le sleep for a while."

After finishing speaking, the three parents made room for the two of them and went out to wait.

Ye Moren could feel that he was naked now, so he knew that he had been tricked. It had been many years since no one dared to tease him like this. His anger went straight to his head, and he wanted to kick Lu Yule out of bed without stopping. .

Lu Yule managed to dodge it, then kissed the corner of Ye Moren's mouth desperately, and said, "Do you know what I'm going to do?"

"I want you, like me."

To be so straightforward, the former Lu Yule would not have said it. Ye Moren was stunned by the speed of his personality change. This person was smiling now, and his eyelashes were coated with gold by the sun from a close distance.

"...I like you," Ye Moren's soul felt pulled out for a moment, but he came back to his senses in a blink of an eye, and calmly added the next sentence: "Go to death."

As long as this kind of self-righteousness can attract more disgust from Ye Moren, then Lu Yule will succeed.

Lu Yule got his wish and got the chance to marry Ye Moren.

It's next Monday.

Lu Yule rushed back to the real world. He had been missing for too long, and his work in the editorial department was a problem. As the saying goes: social animal!Social beast soul!Social animals are absolutely not human!

Staring at Ye Moren's cannibalistic eyes, this marriage has to be concluded.

Otherwise, how would you stimulate the scumbag Bai Yueguang to come back from abroad to grab a man from him?

Then send him a few words of greetings every day on a regular basis to maintain the personality, and control the rest of the time by myself, day after day.

A week later, on the wedding day.

Lu Yule remembered clearly that according to the plot, Ye Moren would not come.

That master has to bite the bullet and finish it! ! !

As long as I am not embarrassed, they are the ones who are embarrassed!

With this in mind, at the solemn and solemn wedding scene, Lu Yule stepped onto the red carpet alone, walked up to the pastor, bowed slightly to him, and put a pair of rings on her left and right hands.

"Ye Moren is very busy, so I attended by myself."

Lu Yule frowned and explained with a smile, shaking the rings in both hands by the way.

In an instant, the sound of "click" and "click" of the flash light never stopped.

Then the topic of #卢玉乐一个人的婚礼# quickly became the number one hot search topic.

Followed by #卢玉乐着#

#Flourishing age wedding into a joke#

They rushed to the hot topic list together.

At the wedding scene, there were too many people chasing Lu Yule to ask questions. As a gossip news media person, he never let go of any opportunity to gossip.

Escorted by bodyguards, Lu Yule took a breather to the empty back garden of the hotel.

"Tsk." Lu Yule gave a light tsk in displeasure, squatting on the ground and began to pull the grass, thinking at the same time: Damn it, if he was willing to stay in this world, Ye Moren would have been kicked by him long ago.

But after all, it's just a world of paper people.

No tooth decay, no need to go to the toilet, no farting, and most importantly, no constipation.

There is no overlord written by an author who would blush because of constipation, let alone hook the corners of Xiemei's cold mouth, squint slightly to show a three-point coldness and three-point sneer, and four-point nonchalant eyes, playing with the phone while holding a toilet paper Squatting on the toilet pit and saying:

"Not yet? There are still things in this world that dare to reject me. Very good, you have successfully attracted my attention."

Their emotions, behaviors and dealings are all set by the author, and they have no independent emotions.

Just as he was thinking, a pair of men's leather shoes suddenly appeared on the green grass in front of him.

Lu Yule raised her head and squinted at the man standing against the light. Her resolute jawline was so good that she refused to lower her proud head.

"Ye Moren, you're here."

"You are the domineering president."

"So are you constipated?"

President Ye Ba: Slowly type a "?"

After Lu Yule asked in a daze, he realized what he had asked, his eyes quickly focused, and he stood up abruptly, but because of the temporary lack of blood supply, he was about to fall forward when his eyes darkened.

Ye Moren turned sideways neatly, and Lu Yule fell to the ground perfectly.

Lu Yule: "..."

A smelly man who won't be constipated!

"It hurts..." Lu Yule frowned, lying on the ground and couldn't get up, his eyes were red and ready to shed tears, "I'm in pain, Ye Moren...why does my heart hurt so much, can you hug me... "

Ye Moren looked down at Lu Yule from a high position, looked at the corners of his eyes and the tip of his nose that were red from crying, as well as the voice of grievance and accusation, his calm eyes made no trace of waves.

"I want you, like me."

The voice of that day reverberated in my mind.

Ye Moren hesitated, turned and left.

Lu Yule howled, "Ye Moren! Don't go!!"

Ye Moren paused, hesitated for a moment, Lu Yule saw the opportunity, and jumped up to hang on the person like a monkey, and wiped all the snot and tears on the expensive high-end dress in retaliation on the suit.

Great!mad at you!

Suddenly there was a human-shaped hanger on his body, the hot breath of that person brushed against his ears, and the soft lips brushed against the side of his neck.

Ye Moren froze for a moment, and in the next second, he lifted Lu Yule's collar and pulled him away from his body.

Lu Yule was secretly happy in his heart, but he was aggrieved on the surface, "What's the matter, old—!"

Before anyone could finish speaking, Ye Moren quickly and mercilessly threw him into the swimming pool.

Lu Yule: "I... Guru Guru Guru Guru Guru..."

Letting people splash in the water, Ye Moren, who knew that people could swim without drowning, turned coldly and changed into a soiled suit.

Ten minutes passed, and the person who should have come out of the swimming pool hadn't appeared in a panic.

Ye Moren frowned lightly, a trace of uneasiness welled up in his heart.

"Come here! Someone is drowning in the swimming pool!"

"Hurry up and save people!"

A waiter rushed in through the side door of the hotel with a nervous expression, shouting loudly.

!

Ye Moren's expression froze, he turned around and quickly ran to the pool, and saw that the back of the white suit that should have been worn by the guy was floating on the water. Before he could think, he jumped into the pool.

But when he reached out to fish it, only the suit jacket was there, but no one was there.

……what happened?

Ye Moren was inexplicably relieved, but the moment he surfaced, he saw Lu Yule who was holding vanilla ice cream in his hand, digging it with a small spoon and eating it with relish, while standing by the pool and following the crowd around to watch the show.

Ye Moren: "..."

He suddenly got up from the swimming pool, regardless of his wet body and messy appearance with hair drooping on his forehead, he walked in front of Lu Yule in three steps at a time. The air pressure in his body was extremely low, and his face was even colder. Like ice on a glacier that cannot be melted by warmth.

Then, Ye Moren raised his hand, and in front of Lu Yule, slapped the ice cream in his hand away.

Lu Yule with a confused face:? ? ?

How about a delicious ice cream? ? ?

The timeline goes back to Lu Yule falling into the swimming pool.

He was thrown into the swimming pool unsuspectingly, and he choked on the pool water which he didn't know was clean. As a swimmer himself, he struggled a few times before surfacing to breathe the fresh air.

"Cough cough!"

Once out of the water, he coughed violently.

The white suit on his body was wet with water, and it looked extremely heavy at the moment. Lu Yule had no choice but to take off his suit jacket first to reduce the gravity, and after struggling to swim to the pool in an ugly dog-paddle style.

Touching the shore, Lu Yule's heart fell back into his stomach until he raised his throat, gasping for breath.

For a moment just now, he really thought he was going to die.

Ye Moren!

Curse that you will never be able to afford it in this life!

Lu Yule simply calmed down his beating heart, and then he got out of the water and found a side door to go in and change his clothes.

Originally, I planned to change my clothes and eat an ice cream to comfort my frightened little heart, but I heard someone exclaimed, "Help! Someone fell into the water!"

He took vanilla ice cream and rushed to the scene to see if he could be of any help.

Then I saw the white suit jacket that I had forgotten in the corner being picked up from the water, and I saw the kind and brave man who jumped to save others surfaced from the water.

then.

Before he could figure out the matter of "Why Ye Moren was in the water?", this "kind and brave" man, without saying hello, overbearingly slapped the ice cream away from his hand.

:D

After the wedding banquet, there was a press conference similar to your question and answer, which was held specially for the media.

It was Ye Moren's intention to not attend the wedding, but as long as he explained a lame or even careless reason for his absence in front of the public, even if the Lu family didn't believe it, he wouldn't dare to lose face.

That's why he showed up at the hotel at this moment.

Coincidentally, I ran into Lu Yule in the back garden.

At the meeting, Lu Yule looked resentful and aggrieved, thinking that he would die before eating the ice cream, while Ye Moren sat down with a look like he was about to kill someone.

The number one hot search was quickly replaced by another tag.

#On the 99 Divorce Plans of the Little Lovely Fu after the Ice Cream Was Shot#

The following topic is #卢玉乐冰饼#

#ShengshiWeddingAccidentally Sweet#

We rushed to the hot search together and suppressed all the bad ones.

Click on the title of the first hot search, the introduction is as follows:

When the little girl married into a wealthy family, the happy fairy tale life ended before it even started. The mean and indifferent grandfather, the arrogant and noble husband, the marriage he had been seeking so hard, was completely shattered after his beloved ice cream was photographed flying.

How could a poor and innocent man be cornered by reality!What should I do, make a counterattack in a desperate situation!

Stay tuned, the golden eight o'clock, the 99 divorce plans of the wealthy and tempted little petite husband.