[Attack on Titan] Being a soldier is annoying

Levi: "Spoon."

I~(:з)∠)_: "La la~ I won't give it~~"

Levi: "..."

I thought Little Haba wouldn't restrain his emotions and just punched me to make me look good, but he just stood up and went to the bamboo basket to get a spoon again.It makes me feel a little embarrassed that I can't get a response to the provocation. Hey, little Haba, give me a little reaction!Even if I am a villain, it still gives me a sense of accomplishment!Anyway, there are still so many onlookers, how can you not be satisfied with everyone?

Soldier 1: "That new recruit ignored the commander."

Soldier 2: "Shh, the captain is about to fail. She was the one who provoked others first."

Soldier 3: "Huh? I'm still looking forward to a fight. But it's probably because I was beaten up by the soldier commander."

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, I went to provoke others, but they didn't even give me a fart. I overturned the dining table in front of Little Haba when I was extremely humiliated.There was a crackling sound, and the trays, spoons, plates, soup, bread, and dried meat on the table were all scattered, and the table changed its shape and fell to the ground.The people around were in an uproar, and Levi quickly avoided it, but his clothes were still stained with soup.

I saw his brow furrowed, great!Is this the rhythm to start fighting!Just shoot at me!See if I don't kill you!Let all the investigation team soldiers present know who is No. 1 in fighting!

"Tsk, it's dirty."

His expression finally turned completely black this time, just like the black mud, and the message revealed on his face was exactly: I want to stuff the dirty clothes up your nostrils!

But it's a pity that he still didn't attack, he just turned around and wanted to leave, probably going back to the dormitory to change clothes?I pissed all the way to his door, why is he still beating me up so shamelessly?I couldn't hold it back anymore, like a restless adolescent boy, I reached out and grabbed Levi's back collar. When I thought he was going to pretend not to hit a woman, he fought back.

Soldier 4: "Oh! The fight is on! Bet on a bread soldier who abuses vegetables!"

Soldier 5: "No, it's not the time to be excited, it's the right choice to report to the commander!"

When I was fighting with Little Haba, the sound of hurried footsteps came, and then there was a loud shout.All the soldiers stood at attention and saluted, and Little Haba and I stopped and looked towards the entrance of the cafeteria.

The current posture is like this.I put Levi down on the ground, straddled his abdomen and pulled his three-seven cents, and his eyes were horrified, one hand was pulling my collar, and the other was on the ground, his three-seven cents was on the ground. There is still a small piece of vegetable leaf attached, give him a thumbs up.

By the way, my net height is 170cm, and I completely crush him!

"Ouluya, I think you are a little free. I order you to clean up and restore it to its original state, and then run around the training ground for three hours. Now, you should let go of your hands."

Erwin's complexion is not much better than that of the vegetable leaf, I just want him to know that Little Haba is not my opponent.But after a bit of sparring, he's not that weak, but I still think I'm better.But Erwin didn't seem to appreciate it, with a cold face and cold eyes.I feel a little lost.

Letting go of Levi's hand, I stood up from him and patted his collar, reluctantly said: "Okay, I'll get the broom and rag, hey, do you guys want to accompany me? Let's fight together for three hours to meet the sunset?" Glancing at the surrounding soldiers, their faces froze, and they ran away immediately.

What a group of ruthless guys, what about accompanying the captain to the end of the world?

And Levi didn't say a word from the beginning to the end, just took off the vegetable leaves from his head in a gloomy manner, frowned and walked out of the cafeteria quickly, without even looking at me, the perpetrator.

May our sweet little harpoon have a bad day, cheers!

Erwin just glanced at me blankly, then turned and went out, did he go after Levi?Feeling suffocated, I lowered my head and went to the back door of the cafeteria to get some utensils such as rags and buckets.Ah, instead of worrying about Erwin getting angry, I should worry about cleaning.

Just as I walked to the scene of the crime with a bucket and a rag, a shiny new face appeared in my field of vision.This boy has brown hair tied into a ponytail, his eyes are crystal clear green, his skin is as white as snow, he is as beautiful as a doll, and his whole body is full of enthusiasm like the sun.I'm sure I've never seen such a dazzling soldier. Well, my memory is occasionally tricky, and I passed out a few times during the process. It's normal not to remember people.

"What's the matter?" I put down the bucket, turning the rag in my hand like a handkerchief player in Northeast Errenzhuan.

"Soldier, let me help!"

The feeling of being stared at by the clear and bright eyes of a beautiful boy is much better than being stared at by a dead fish, and, this guy said to help, I am so touched.In the next second, I pushed all the tools on him, and then I sat aside to watch him clean.

Although the young soldier was shocked by my shameless behavior, he still worked hard like an old horse without complaint. He knelt on the ground with a rag and wiped the dirty floor over and over again.Slightly thin shoulders, narrow waist, straight buttocks, slender thighs... My eyes shot back and forth too boldly on his body, and finally he couldn't take it anymore, and accused me with weak eyes.

Don't keep looking at me like this picking up soap, if I was a dude who could store ammo, I'd be so pissed off.

"Thank you for wiping the captain's ass, so what is your name, soldier?" I raised my eyebrows and asked with a gesture.

When I asked about his name, the young man seemed very happy, with a kind of joy spreading on his face, he stood up abruptly, clenched his right hand holding the rag into a fist and hit his left chest heavily, with a solemn expression, and shouted like an oath: "Commander, my name is ** Vik, and I'm a rookie who just joined the Survey Corps!"

**?What a nice name, although he doesn't have a wave.

"** Soldier, you are a good soldier! You are authorized to run against the sunset with me for three hours!" I stepped on the bench proudly, and with a wave of my hand, a spirit of pointing the country and mountains emerged spontaneously.

The Boy Soldier froze for a moment, then nodded more happily, like a big dog.Much more pleasing to the eye than Little Haba.

Onlooker Chef 1: "The captain is cheating again."

Onlooker Chef 2: "Shh, it's fine if you don't cheat us, anyway, that little guy is enjoying it too."