[Attack on Titan] Being a soldier is annoying

From the window of my office, I could see him bring the kid, who was as small as a pug against his tall stature.If there is a mirror now, I think my expression must be very dismissive.Yes, I don't think anyone can take my place.

I am the strongest human commander.

Putting down the curtains to block out the sunlight, I turned around and lay back on the chair, put my legs up on the desk, picked up a piece of cheese and threw it into my mouth.I figured that within five minutes, Erwin would bring that dead-looking kid.

When I counted a hundred sheep, there was a knock on the wooden door, and before I could answer, Erwin walked in, followed by the little huckback.

"Oluya, this is the Levi I told you many times."

Erwin started introducing me to that brat like a marriage agency boss, and I wasn't interested at all!It can be said to be super repellent!I feel that I am the only person who can gain Erwin's wholehearted trust, and it is best for me to be entrusted with the position of captain.My ability is obvious to all in the survey corps, and I don't need a successor at all. Well, I'm not old enough to cut down giants.

I'm only 25 this year, far from the retirement age here.

This is the first time I've met that little papillon named Levi, and I've always heard Erwin complimenting him one-sidedly.

Oh enough, I'm tired of hearing him compliment this guy at meals, lunch breaks, practices, meetings, etc.If I were a man, I have no doubts that he'd be talking to me about how good that guy is in the toilet and in the shower.

"Little devil, thank Erwin for making an exception and promoting you to the Survey Corps." I said lazily, without even standing up from the chair, I still crossed my legs and faced this situation with a dog-eyed attitude. new partner.

Erwin's attitude towards me is no longer surprising, but his face is still a bit ugly, but Comrade Papillon raised his eyebrows, and returned to me with a look of looking at a pest.

"Little devil? I think you should read other people's information before speaking. Even if it's embarrassing for others, you should find the right direction."

I raised my eyebrows, Erwin did give me his information, where did I lose it?Couldn't it be used as toilet paper when it was on a large size?I couldn't think of an answer myself, so I turned to look at Erwin.The great and stalwart leader received my eyewaves and sighed helplessly.

"Oluya, Levi is five years older than you."

"That's impossible! He looks like a teen at best! Don't fool me!"

"...Ouluya, do I need to give you another document?" Erwin was already exhausted.

"I remembered that my Thunder hasn't had lunch yet, I'm going to get it some grass to eat."

Putting down my legs, I picked up my dark green cloak and walked out without turning my head, I said, I repel that kid... oh no, old ghost.Five years older than me, just that tall?Light two hundred million candles for him.

……

Erwin watched someone leave hastily, and only felt a little pain in his temples. His temples haven't worked since he came back after picking her up.

"Levi, she has this character. Although she is weird, she is not bad. You can learn from her. Your experience in combat outside the wall is zero, so you can ask her for advice on this."

"Since she is so strong, she still looks young, not at the age of retiring at all. Why are you in a hurry to promote me?" Levi, who was rejected by someone, looked in the direction of the door, and then turned his eyes back, with a hint of tone in his tone Confuse.

Hearing the question about the new pet, Erwin frowned so hard that he could squeeze out a mountain.His deep eyes flickered twice, and he said with regret: "Oluya sometimes babbles inexplicably and babbles things that everyone can't understand. To put it bluntly, he is occasionally crazy, like a wild horse that is difficult to tame. For more than a year, it was my guarantee and her outstanding ability to hunt giants that convinced the soldiers of the Survey Corps. Of course, this is not the most important thing. Ouluya has some physical problems, and sometimes she will suddenly She fell into a coma, and the time of coma was very irregular. It happened in a day or a few months. Because of her instability, the survey corps has been hiding her, and not many people in the outside world know about this captain."

Levi showed a clear look, and asked, "Then does she know her own situation?"

"Yes, she said it's the body's buffer, charging or something. I don't understand it at all. It looks harmless, but it's not very convincing."

"Really." Looking across the messy desk, Levi frowned subconsciously, this is really a messy guy.

……

Thunder is my dear mount. Although it is not as good as the lightning beast in the M88 nebula, it is not bad for this place.The horses of the Survey Corps are all carefully selected, and they are high-end goods that ordinary people cannot afford in their lifetime.After I fell in love with this maroon horse, I hugged it and didn't let it go. Erwin was also very straightforward, and immediately allocated the horse to me.

The afternoon sun was very warm, and I saw Han Ji holding Sanmao through the woods in front of me, and Han Ji was very excited to say hello to me.Poor Sanmao, was caught again by Han Ji, a fanatical giant fan. Han Ji will definitely catch him and talk about the strange species all day long. For example, their running posture is very elegant and beautiful, just like a natural dancer. Category.

"Hello, Captain."

"Good afternoon, Captain!"

"The captain is chatting with Thunder again."

When I was feeding the Thunder with grass, soldiers walked past me in twos and threes. They all had smiles on their young faces and called me Captain, and I nodded as a greeting.

Do the math, this year is 846, and it has been a year since the giant giant destroyed Maria's wall.I don't know when the giant will break through Rose's Wall. I should be feeling anxious, but I'm really... lazy.

So this leisurely and irritable day passed, and I went to the cafeteria to eat in the evening.I often go to the cafeteria to eat. It’s boring to eat alone. It’s great to get together with big guys and listen to gossip.

Then, I ran into that damned little Haba who was two years older than me in the cafeteria. Look carefully, his hairstyle is slightly sharp. The second half is shaved. It looks like a wig. won't fall?

Little Haba obviously saw me too, but he turned his eyes away and went to another seat with a tray.I don't know why, the more I look at him, the more irritable I get, it may be because of Erwin.I picked up a piece of bread from my plate and chewed it, then got up and walked to Little Haba's table. He was the only one at this table, and it was normal for him as a newcomer who didn't know anyone yet.

I stepped on the seat like a hooligan and looked down at him, but he continued to drink soup and eat bread unmoved.Don't eat it, even if you eat it, you won't grow taller.

"Tell me, how did you seduce Erwin, just because you can pick up soap for him in the shower, soldier Levi who is five years older than me?" I shamefully snatched his soup spoon, and then played with the poor spoon up and down.

Little Haba finally stopped eating, and looked at me with upturned eyes, with a sense of prey. I have to say that he looks at people like this very imposingly.

"I don't know what you want to express, Oluya."

"You should call me Captain."

"I'm not used to that."

"It's okay, I can let you develop good habits and upbringing, and by the way correct your bad habit of picking up soap."

"Keep these words to yourself. A person who can't restrain himself is not qualified to educate others. Simply put, you are not qualified. And, I don't think there is anything I need you to correct."

When I was confronting Little Haba, the surrounding soldiers also smelled an unusual smell. They gathered around and even began to discuss who would win the fight without moral integrity.joke!Of course I win!Betting on me will definitely make a profit without losing money!

"It's the first time I've seen the captain so manic."

"No... In fact, the captain has been agitated quite a few times, and sometimes she would scratch her hair and howl by herself."

"== Well, since you are the captain, you can be forgiven."

"Didn't the Hanji team say not to provoke the commander? Early menopause is terrible."

"I'm afraid no one can control the captain like this. It seems that I will dedicate my whole life to the survey corps. Silence."

"That recruit's bangs are not bad! Next time I'll do it too!"

"No matter how you make a baby face, it looks good, so let's forget about your kidney failure face."

"Fuck!"