Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

The morning after a hangover is always accompanied by headaches and fragmented confusion.

When Guan Lin just woke up, his mind was very confused, like a computer that had been restarted. It is still in the preparatory stage of system loading, and his sanity has not yet come online.So he acted on instinct.

He first arched towards the soft and warm place where he was lying on his stomach, and when a hand stroked the hair on his back, from the head to the tip of the tail, he snored comfortably.

He even hugged the hand with his paws, put it on his belly, and let the other party rub it for him, and didn't let the other party leave.

This hand is also very obedient, helping him rub his stomach along his hair without complaint.Guan Rin was so refreshed, he stretched, his eyes opened, and his reason came online, and then he froze.

Gu Huaishan saw that the cat stared at Yuanyuan's eyes and froze for a few seconds, then jumped up abruptly, jumping a full meter high without any preparations to take off. bounce ability.

He jumped out of the bed, jumped out of the window two or three times, and ran away without looking back.

Gu Huaishan sat up from the bed, the corners of his lips twitched, he got dressed slowly and got up, and then slowly went to fetch water to wash his face, he was not in a hurry to find the cat at all.

After he finished grooming, he made a special trip to the clan's kitchen.The wind wolves are herd animals. They don't cook and eat in each family like human beings. They have a unified kitchen, and all the food in the kitchen is made in a big pot for the wolves of the whole group to enjoy.

When Gu Huaishan went, there were monsters already busy making breakfast in the kitchen, he politely greeted them, and asked if he could use the pot to cook something for him.

The monsters all recognize him, he is the human being who was led by the leader all the way when he just came to the pass yesterday. Although he still doesn't know what kind of relationship he has with Guan Rin, the two are undoubtedly very close, so close that he still has some lingering feelings on him now. With Guan Lin's smell.

Even if this person is not the leader's wife, his status in the leader's heart is probably not too bad, so the monsters are very respectful to him, and naturally they will not refuse such a small request as an excuse, and they will consider themselves The ingredients were distributed to each other.

Wolves are carnivorous animals. The dishes at the dinner party yesterday were basically meat, including pork, mutton, and beef. They were all ordinary animals that were not refined.At breakfast they were still making meat, at most they would garnish with a few green leaves, so the ingredients they distributed to Gu Huaishan were also meat, the tenderest and most delicious part of the tenderloin.

But Gu Huaishan was useless, he just asked for some rice that wolves would not normally eat, then he washed the rice and put it in the pot, filled it with water, put the lid on it, and asked the monster to help watch the fire. left.

He went into the woods, he didn't go too far, he turned around the house where he lived, turned around, and found the target.

He looked up at the orange tail with black stripes hanging from the dense canopy that was incompatible with the surrounding colors. The tree Guan Lin was hiding in was not very tall, so he tiptoed and tried to reach it.

His fingers barely touched the tip of Guan Rin's tail, and then the tail immediately turned up, curled up beside him, and the owner of the tail also turned around on the branch, and looked at Gu Huaishan with a bit of embarrassment through the snow-covered branches and leaves .

Gu Huaishan returned an innocent smile, but he didn't do anything, everything was Guan Lin throwing himself into his arms, he just didn't refuse or resist.

Guan Rin also knew this was the case, so he felt ashamed and shameless, jumped out of the window and hid in the tree.

Hugging each other for a whole night last time was already embarrassing enough, but this time when he was drunk, he hugged him directly and asked Gu Huaishan to help him rub his stomach and smooth his fur, he was completely ashamed.

When Guan Lin was hiding in the tree, he hated alcohol, which is a cat-killing thing, and hated himself for revealing his true nature when he was drunk.

No, wait, he didn't show his true nature, he didn't like being smoothed like this, and he didn't like being rubbed on his belly like this, yes, he didn't like it!

He had a cat face, and Gu Huaishan called him to have breakfast from below, but he ignored him.

It seems that the degree of shame and anger is deeper this time, and it has not been relieved for so long.Gu Huaishan thought to himself, he changed his plan.

He started to climb the tree. Guan Lin climbed the tree with a "swish", and others didn't see it clearly. He climbed the tree with the tacit cooperation of his front and rear paws.As for Gu Huaishan's climbing a tree... that's not called climbing a tree, it's called too long to think about it.

His uncoordinated hands and feet made it feel like he would fall off the next second and break an arm or leg.

Guan Lin was still able to stay still at first, but when Gu Huaishan climbed higher and higher, and his movements became more and more dangerous, he couldn't help it anymore.

He turned into a human form on the branch, bent down and stretched out his hand, Gu Huaishan immediately grabbed it.

Guan Lin exerted strength with his arm, and lifted the person up. Gu Huaishan, who weighed more than a hundred catties, was easily pulled up by him. He supported the opponent's waist, and placed Gu Huaishan on the branch of the tree.

When Gu Huaishan sat down firmly, Guan Lin turned into a cat shape again, and then he kicked his hind legs and jumped onto the branch next door.

"Hey!" Gu Huaishan hurriedly said, "Don't go!"

Guan Lin didn't listen, and didn't even have to look at him directly, but left him with a swollen, hairy and shameless back.

"In fact, I didn't wake up in the morning. In my dream, I seemed to be grabbing clothes or something and rubbing them a few times. Then you ran away as soon as you opened your eyes. I don't know what happened." Gu Huaishan wanted to win back the cat's heart. Start making up nonsense.

The angry orange cat turned his head when he heard the words, he doubted: "Really?"

"Really." Gu Huaishan apologized sincerely: "I rubbed the clothes, right? I was already asleep when you came back last night. I didn't sleep well and didn't bother you, right?"

Guan Lin also turned his body around, if Gu Huaishan didn't know anything, then what happened last night and this morning is known to all. As long as Guan Lin doesn't say anything, he will still have the face to face others.

He jumped back to the previous tree branch, squatted next to Gu Huaishan, patted his thigh with his paw, and made sure first: "What you rub is clothes."

Then he said generously: "No disturbing, I slept soundly."

"That's good." Gu Huaishan said with a smile, "Let's go down and have breakfast. I cooked some porridge for you. After drinking so much wine last night, drink some rice soup to nourish your stomach in the morning."

Guan Lin agreed, he still has a headache from the hangover, and he doesn't really want to eat meaty meat, so it would be nice to drink some rice soup.

The two were about to descend the tree. Gu Huaishan was clumsy in climbing the tree, and he was also clumsy in descending the tree. Guan Lin couldn't see it. He turned into a human and hugged each other's waist, and jumped directly from the branch.

When he landed, his movements were light, and Gu Huaishan, who was being held by him, didn't feel the slightest vibration.

After standing firmly, Guan Lin immediately let go of the other party, only holding Gu Huaishan's hand, and went to the breakfast place.

When they arrived, Gu Huaishan's porridge was ready, steaming hot and smelling like rice. Gu Huaishan filled a bowl for Guan Lin, but Ge Ziming, who also came for breakfast, snatched away another bowl.

The monster is too scary. He eats barbecue at night and also in the morning. Ge Ziming thinks that his human stomach can't stand it, but he doesn't eat it and he's so hungry. Last night when he was eating, he was pestered by the snake girl and asked questions. Ge Ziming was full of nervousness and fear, so he didn't eat much at all.

Fortunately, there is also the porridge made by Gu Huaishan to soothe his heart that has been impacted by the customs of monsters, but when he was drinking the porridge, Guan Lin gave him an unfriendly look, which made Ge Ziming feel terrified and felt that he Snatching food at the tiger's mouth, commonly known as death.

So he didn't dare to drink too much, and he said he was full even if he was not full after a bowl.

The rest of the porridge was naturally rounded up by Guan Rin, except for the one left for Gu Huaishan, he drank it all.

After eating the warm porridge, his hangover headache seemed to be a little better, and it was so comfortable that the cat wanted to stretch and sleep on its stomach in the sun.

But no, he had work to do.

After eating, the five people who came to the customs together this time met to discuss today's schedule.

Ge Ziming originally wanted to go to the opposite side of Sishui today, to see the entrance of hell, and report to Bureau Lu as soon as possible, but was told by Lang Yi that his cousin was going to get married, and he and Lang Er were forced to stay by the wolf mother something to help.

The Yaozu have already sent people to guard the entrance of Hell in rotation. Lang Yi also said that Ge Ziming didn't think it was in a hurry. Anyway, if something happened, someone would report it, so he rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm here to help too." Bar."

He was still a little excited: "I have attended a lot of human wedding banquets, but I have never seen monster wedding banquets. The process of your marriage must be different from the outside, right?"

That must be different.Lang Yi nodded.

The whereabouts of the three of them are known, and the rest are Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan.

Guan Rin can't stay to help, he has business to do, which is also the purpose of his return this time, he asked Lang Yi: "Where do you bury me... those fellow clansmen?"

In the great battle thousands of years ago, all of the Shenxue Biyan clan died in battle, and none of their bones were collected by descendants. They were buried with the help of the Windwolf clan and other monster clans that assisted them.

"Over the back mountain, many other monsters who died in battle were buried there, and a monument was erected with their names engraved." Lang Yi said: "But I heard from my elders that there are many corpses They can’t collect all of them, or they can’t find the bones at all, so there is a name there, and there is nothing underneath.”

Guan Rin let out a "hmm", he stood up and wanted to go.

But Lang Yi stopped him suddenly, and he coughed. He always spoke simply and directly, but at this moment it was a bit difficult to speak.

When Guan Lin was confused, Lang Er couldn't stand it anymore, he helped his brother and said: "My mother asked my brother to ask you one thing, my cousin wants to ask you to be a witness when he gets married!"

This series of twists and turns made Guan Rin react for a moment, and then he repeated in doubt: "Witness?"

After this matter was told by Lang Er, Lang Yi was ready to speak. He nodded and said, "Yes, they want you to be the witness of the couple."

Witnesses often need to find someone with high morals, and there is no one in Guan who is more prestigious than Guan Rin.

"But..." Guan Lin said honestly, "I've never been a witness."

"You don't need to do anything!" Lang Er said: "My mother said, as long as I can invite you over, sit on the main seat and watch, you don't even need to talk!"

It doesn't sound too difficult... Guan Lin turned to look at Gu Huaishan, wanting to ask for his opinion.

Gu Huaishan smiled at him: "Go and play."

"Alright then." Guan Lin made a decision.