Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

Guan Lin's completely different reactions to brown bears and leopards are seen by all the monsters, but the reason for this difference can only be caused by the human being led by Guan Lin all the way. The monsters whispered about this issue .

"Who is that person that the leader has been holding?"

"It's a good friend." A monster guessed.

But in the next second, a monster came out to object: "What friend? Have you ever seen anyone who can hold a friend's hand so tightly?"

"Also, did you see the expression on the leader's face when he killed the leopard just now? Does it look like protecting the food and not being touched? Who would a male monster protect the food and not be touched?"

The chimpanzee answered confidently: "It must be the leader's wife!"

"Aw——" There was an exclamation of "So that's how it is" all around.

But... there are also objections.A raccoon raised its paw and asked, "But that's also a male, how could it be the wife of the leader?"

male?The chimpanzee couldn't believe it: "How can it be a male? She looks so fair and thin, and has a thin body. Which male beast have you seen look like this? It is my underage cub, who looks stronger than her Kong Wu !"

The chimpanzee hammered his chest as he spoke, showing off his burly muscles.

"But...but..." The raccoon pointed out the crux of the problem: "He seems to be a human! Aren't human beings so white and thin! And I think he seems to have an Adam's apple!"

The chimpanzee looked over suspiciously, only to find that...it seemed to be the case.

The chimpanzee was silent.

This group of monsters came to the conclusion that Gu Huaishan should not be the wife of the leader, but in order not to attract the attention of the victim, they kept the volume very low, so the result of this discussion was limited to a small group of monsters. Knowing that there are still many The monster doesn't know.

And among these unaware monsters, there are many who also did not see Gu Huaishan's gender clearly, and acted in order to win Guan Lin's favor.

"Madam leader, this is for you!"

On the way Gu Huaishan was led away by Guan Lin, a golden monkey suddenly ran up to him, and then held up a handful of freshly picked mountain flowers with red berries, offering it to him.

Gu Huaishan was taken aback when he heard this name, while Guan Lin's face darkened.

He wanted to be as fierce as the fierce leopard before this smart monkey, and told the other party not to bark, how could Gu Huaishan be his wife?Not a woman.

But before he had time to speak, Gu Huaishan had already responded with a smile: "Thank you."

While thanking him, he took the bouquet of things that he didn't know whether it was a bouquet or a fruit basket.

The golden monkey scratched its head in embarrassment, and wanted to stay a little longer to show its face, but when it saw Guan Lin's darkening face, he ran away in a hurry.

After the monkey ran away, Guan Lin told Gu Huaishan what he hadn't had time to say just now: "You..."

"Get it for me." Gu Huaishan handed the bouquet of mountain flowers and berries to Guan Rin.

Guan Lin took it subconsciously, and was forced to interrupt what he wanted to say, and after Gu Huaishan picked a berry from it with his free hand and fed it to his mouth, he completely lost the chance to speak.

A group of people walked slowly to the tribe of the wind wolf, and it was already eight o'clock in the evening.

Although he didn't expect a guest to come today, he was still such a distinguished guest, but after receiving Guan Lin and his party, Lang Feng sent a few wolves and some monsters back to the tribe in advance to prepare.

Right now, the tribe has already prepared food and wine to welcome the wind. It is not luxurious or exquisite, but it is better than simplicity and well-managed.

Everyone took their seats.Although preparations have been made in advance, it is obvious that all the monsters cannot be prepared in such a short time. Therefore, apart from Guan Lin and his party who just came to the pass, there are only some who are stronger or older, such as Lang Feng. The other monsters were more prestigious, and the other monsters were driven back home by their parents.

After entering the table and walking this way, everyone was hungry, and the Yaozu didn't have the cumbersome etiquette like humans, so they started eating after toasting a glass of wine.

During the meal, Ge Ziming had a taste of what barbarism is... Ah no, it should be called boldness.

These monsters don't use chopsticks to eat, nor do they use knives, forks and spoons. A group of wolves, tigers and leopards bury their heads in the rice bowl and start working.

There was a giant python who went too far. He swallowed the bowl whole, then spit out the empty rice bowl after a while, burped, and won the crown of the strongest rice cooker tonight.

Ge Ziming: "..."

He was so shocked that he stared at the giant python for a while, which attracted the other party's attention.The giant python spit out a snake letter and looked at him. Then, a suspicious blush appeared on the scaly snake's face, and he turned away shyly.

Ge Ziming: "..."

Don't ask him why Python blushed, but he did see the hell.Moreover, this giant python should not be called "he", but "she".

The shy snake girl had nothing to do after eating early, she hesitated for a while, and swam to Ge Ziming's side, wanting to say hello to this little human brother, and listen to him talk about things outside the pass.

Her scales are bright and shiny, and her pattern is also beautiful. Among them, she is a great beauty with many suitors.

During the dinner, there happened to be her suitor, and at this moment, he was looking at Ge Ziming with envy and jealousy. He felt that this kid had some shit luck. He was so weak, his thin body would break when twisted, and he even got the favor of a beauty.

Only Ge Ziming himself didn't feel lucky. He looked at the giant python that swam to him and "hissed" with him, and his back broke out in cold sweat.

He he he... He is afraid of snakes!

But Lang Er was sitting next to him, and Lang Yi, Gu Huaishan, Guan Lin and the others were not far away. Wouldn't it be embarrassing if he showed panic at the moment?

He is the district director of the Special Investigation Bureau!This time he came back to represent the Special Investigation Bureau, and if he loses his face, the entire Special Investigation Bureau will lose face, absolutely not!

Ge Ziming could only bite the bullet, stay calm, and talk to the snake girl.

On the other side of Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan, Guan Lin was holding a razor leg of lamb.This group of monsters are not as rough as their appearance. They eat without utensils, but they thoughtfully prepared a small knife for Gu Huaishan to slice meat. After all, he looks weak and his teeth must not be good.

As for why this knife is in Guan Lin's hands now, it is because Guan Lin felt that Gu Huaishan was clumsy and could easily cut himself with a knife, so he took the knife over, picked the meat off the lamb leg piece by piece, and put it in Gu Huaishan's On the dinner plate.

But Gu Huaishan himself didn't eat much, he only ate one or two slices occasionally, and he fed most of them back to Guan Rin.

There was a bonfire in the clan, brightly lit, not as dim as on the mountain road, so all the monsters present could clearly identify Gu Huaishan's gender, overturning the previous guess that the other party was the leader's wife, but... look at the tacit cooperation between the two Hey move, they're not sure anymore.

The orcs will feed each other, except for the parents who will feed their cubs, they are companions.

Saying that these two are a couple, the gender is wrong, but saying that they are friends, it is not quite right.

The monsters were full of doubts after a meal, and even Lang Feng couldn't help whispering to Bai Shuang: "What's the relationship between them?"

Bai Shuang rolled his eyes at the other party, and stuffed a piece of meat into Gray Wolf's mouth: "Go eat yours."

Gray Wolf stopped gossiping, and under the threat of his wife, he ate obediently.

It took an hour to eat a meal, except for Ge Ziming who was covered in cold sweat, the host and guest had a good time.

After dinner, it's time to leave the banquet. This group of people came here in a hurry, so they should rest early.

However, it was Gu Huaishan, Ge Ziming and the others, and there was a second round of banquets waiting for Guan Rin.

Just like Zhang Dehai and the others discriminate against monsters and feel that monsters are different from humans, monsters actually think the same way. Even though they are polite to Gu Huaishan and Ge Ziming, they really don't treat them as their own, so some things are inconvenient to say during the meeting.

All monsters participated in the second round of the banquet, and they wanted to have a good time with Guan Lin, the former demon king, and talk about private things within the demon clan.

Gu Huaishan also knew what these monsters were thinking, so he didn't follow them ignorantly, but when they parted, he told Guan Lin: "Drink less wine, don't get drunk in the snow, it's easy to freeze."

Guan Lin agreed, and the surrounding monsters also agreed, and they all said that Guan Lin would not drink a lot of wine, please madam... no, this little brother, please rest assured.

But the guarantee of this wine bureau has never been reliable.

Gu Huaishan frowned, he was a little worried, this cat is big, but it can hold a small amount of alcohol, and he doesn't know the tricks of the drinking game, he doesn't know how to hide when others are toasting, so he gulps it all down.

Gu Huaishan's words are not unfounded worries, but very likely to happen.But he couldn't say anything more, so he could only leave with the idea that he would come out to pick up cats in the middle of the night.

He and Ge Ziming were taken to the arranged residence, while Lang Yi and Lang Er went home to live.

As the wolf king, Lang Feng naturally wanted to participate in the second round of banquets, so when the two brothers arrived home, they only saw the wolf mother who was lighting the stove and warming up.

When White Wolf saw his two sons coming back, he hurriedly greeted him, "Come on, there's been a lot of snow on your bodies along the way, mom will help you lick it."

Like fur rubbing, licking is a way for animals to express intimacy.But Lang Yi didn't want to be rubbed or licked by his mother.

When the white wolf walked up to him, he suddenly put Lang Er in his mouth and put him in his place, while he left from where he was, and changed to a place far away from the white wolf.

Licking the big wolf is also licking, and the second wolf is also licking. The mother of the wolf doesn't mind whether to start with the big wolf or the young one first. Snoring comfortably.

Lang Yi squatted at the side, talking while warming the fire, he roughly talked about the new case in Xiajiang City, and the white wolf frowned: "Those people don't know good and bad, they dare to bully the leader like this. "

When Lang Er heard this, he complained to his mother, "Awwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Hearing this, Bai Lang quickly looked at Lang Er's hair, not even letting go of his stomach, he searched around but couldn't find it, and asked, "Where is the injury?"

Only then did Lang Er come to his senses, and hurriedly said: "I'm not injured! My brother blocked it for me! And Director Ge also wanted to block it for me at the time. Except for a few others, most of the people in the bureau are pretty good!"

Hearing this, the white wolf looked relievedly at Lang Yi, who looked indifferent: "You brothers are outside to take care of each other."

After she finished speaking, she patted Lang Er's dog's head with some worry, and sighed: "You have been with the leader for so long, and you have handled a lot of cases, why don't you grow up?"

The wolves of their wind wolf clan are more than four meters long and majestic, only Lang Er is the size of a dog, and his demon power is also very weak, which makes the wolf mother very worried.

Lang Er's dog's heart was stabbed by his mother. He lay on the ground, buried his head in his paws, and shut himself up.

The white wolf laughed, and continued to lick his son's hair, while Lang Yi continued to talk. After talking about the ins and outs of the murderer's attack, the white wolf sighed: "It turned out to be like this, the murderer is hiding in the shadow, no wonder you guys Director Lu couldn't even imagine it. Besides the leader, there is actually a god-blood Bi An in this world, what a pity..."

White Wolf shook his head, and asked again: "By the way, such a big case happened in Jiangcheng just now, why did you come back?"

Lang Yi told White Wolf the purpose of their return this time and the upcoming resurrection of the seven soul fragments of the Heavenly Demon King. The monsters in the pass began to suspect that the Demon King was not completely dead.

The monsters in the pass who are deeply infiltrated by legends are more vigilant than the people or monsters outside the pass. They have a deeper understanding of the power of the demon king. arranged.

Headed by the monsters of the Windwolf clan, they began to regularly send people to observe the entrance of hell to see if there was any abnormality.

"I haven't seen your second and third uncles since I came back. They are the people on duty this time, and they are guarding the other side of the Boshui River." The white wolf said, "Don't worry, there has been no abnormality at the entrance of hell. If something goes wrong, they will immediately send a signal to inform us."

But Lang Yi thought about it for a while, and he still wanted to go and see for himself: "I'll go there tomorrow too, just in time to meet my second uncle and the others."

But White Wolf vetoed it: "No, you have to keep it tomorrow. Your cousin is getting married tomorrow, and our clan doesn't have enough manpower to prepare for the wedding. You have to keep it to help."

The autistic Lang Er raised his head when he heard the words, and said in surprise, "Cousin is getting married? With whom? Sister Bai Ya?"

"Of course it's her. Your cousin has been chasing her for so long, sending flowers, grass, and food every day, and squatting at the door of his house singing love songs 'ooohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's' is he who has touched your heart." White Wolf Lie On the ground, holding his face with his paws, he recalled the past: "Your father chased me in the same way back then. Don't feel old-fashioned. If the old method can be passed down, it means that it really works."

The wolf mother had a sweet face when she talked about this, but soon it turned into worry again. She patted Lang Er's dog's head with her paw, thinking that it would be difficult for the second son to find a mate. He is handsome and not bad in strength, but his temper is too cold, just like his father, and he doesn't know when he will meet someone who is attracted to him.

"Alas—" Mother Wolf sighed a long time, but you can't force anything, just let nature take its course.

Like Lang Er, her sorrows came and went quickly, and she recovered as soon as she sighed. She stood up and walked towards Lang Yi who hadn't reacted yet. You lick your fur."

Lang Yi froze when he heard the words, and he immediately stood up from the ground, avoiding the approach of the white wolf.

The white wolf chased after him, and laughed while chasing, "Come on, why are you shy, didn't your mother often lick your hair like this when you were young?"

Lang Yi kept walking, and refused, saying, "I've grown up."

"When I grow up, I will be my mother's cub. Come on, come on~ I haven't been back for so long~"

"No!"

"Then mom will help you lick your back. You can't lick there yourself. You can see that the hair on your back is knotted. How can you ignore it?"

"No!" Lang Yi still firmly refused, no matter how sweet the wolf mother was, he kept walking, leading the wolf mother around the room.

The two wolves turned round and round, and Lang Er was dizzy. Finally, the chase between mother and son ended with the wolf mother's words, "If you continue to do this, mother will be sad."

Satisfied, the white wolf rubbed against the eldest son who was obediently lying on the ground, and gave Lang Yi the same thing that he did to Lang Er, and said while rubbing, "That's right."

The time slowly approached midnight, the wind was strong at night, and the cold wind wrapped in air-conditioning was howling outside the house. The three wolves snuggled together to keep warm and sleep.

On the other side, in the room prepared by the wind wolves for Gu Huaishan, he was lying on the wooden bed covered with his thick coat, not falling asleep.

It's not that he feels cold or sick, he is waiting for the cat.

Is the banquet still over after ordering this?Gu Huaishan listened to the "whirring" cold wind outside the window, imagining the scene of the drunk cat lying down in the snow and being buried in the snow, and couldn't lie down.

He was about to get up to look for the cat, when he heard rustling outside the window, he lay still.

After a while, a cat jumped in from the window. After jumping in, it flicked its tail, closed the window, and then burrowed into Gu Huaishan's arms with the chill all over his body.

Gu Huaishan lifted up his clothes to let Guan Rin in, then hugged the cat and smelled it, and sure enough he drank a lot.

Thinking about it, you can't throw yourself into your arms like this if you're not drunk, and... Gu Huaishan thought it was a bit funny, he nodded on the cat's nose: "Drink less and don't listen, but remember to come back."

Guan Lin wrinkled his nose, running home exhausted his last strength, he didn't even open his eyes, he was so drunk that he found the warmest place and fell asleep.

This is Guan Lin's rare defenseless state, which means that others can do whatever they want to him, but he will not resist or notice.

Gu Huaishan looked at the drunk cat lying on his chest, and at the cat's mouth with long whiskers, feeling a little itchy, wanting to do something he always wanted to do but didn't dare, but... In the end, he just rubbed Guan Lin's mouth with his fingertips, as if he had kissed her.

He hugged Guan Rin tightly, put his chin against the other's hairy head, and slowly fell asleep.

The author has something to say: the cold wind howls outside the window, only Ge Ziming sleeps alone.