Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

On an ordinary winter afternoon, Guan Lin lay lazily in the milk tea shop, huddled under the warm air of the air conditioner, and counted the days with his paws. It has been more than two months. It's been more than a month.

In the past two months, Guan Lin, an honorary consultant, has done nothing except to get paid for nothing.

At the beginning, he was ready to go, ready to fight the next monster that was about to appear, not only he thought so, but also the Special Investigation Bureau thought so.

Like and Evil, these two monsters appeared very close to each other, and they were both concentrated in Jiangcheng. According to their speculation, this should not be a coincidence.

Just like Zhen Prison and Guan Lin have both come here, Jiangcheng was the place where the human monsters and the demons fought the final battle in ancient times. They set up a space teleportation formation here to teleport Guan Lin and the Demon King together. To the endless hell.

This kind of space teleportation array will cause certain space shocks, and even cracks.When Guan Lin first entered the Infernal Hell, he brought the Prison with him, but during the millennium's slumber, at some point, the Prison escaped from the Infernal Hell through a crack in space, buried deep in the ground, and was captured by special forces again. Discovered by investigators.

And those two demons, maybe they were the two dark moves specially left here by the Heavenly Demon King before the final battle, or maybe because they could perceive the magic energy leaking through the cracks that ordinary people can't perceive, they gathered together in this place. this.

No matter what the reason is, monsters are likely to continue to appear in Jiangcheng, and the time should not be too long, so everyone in the Special Investigation Bureau is on the alert.Lang Yi went back, this time he was seriously injured, and Haicheng also needed him to take charge of the overall situation, but Ge Ziming asked the leader again, and dispatched a group of people from neighboring cities to help to deal with the cases that were likely to arise soon.

As a result nothing happened.

Not only Guan Lin was bored, but also the people who were seconded to the Jiangcheng sub-bureau were also bored. What about the big case?

This group of people stayed here for a month, and they couldn't stay any longer. They also have something to do over there!

The Special Investigation Bureau was not enough manpower. If so many people were borrowed to come to Jiangcheng, the Special Investigation Bureau in other districts could handle it for a short time, but they couldn't last longer. The leaders had to transfer these people back.

The combat effectiveness of the Jiangcheng Special Investigation Branch dropped a lot. Ge Ziming was worried. He frowned at Lang Er's dog head every day. The next monster did not appear for a long time. I am afraid that they have been waiting for the opportunity. Right now, their Jiangcheng Branch has no other branches. Reinforcements, it's time to rebel.

As it turned out, his worries were unfounded.

After these seconded personnel left, more than a month passed, and from the mid-autumn festival to the winter solstice, there was not even a shadow of a demon.

There wasn't even a slightly suspicious murder case. The Jiangcheng branch, which was always busy, had a happy life of [-] to [-] for two months.

Ge Ziming's mentality has also calmed down as he lives, no matter when it appears, the soldiers will cover it up.

During the leisure time after get off work, he still had the time to ask Shang Lang Er to go to Luo Bo for dinner. One person, one dog and one ginseng sat at the same table, eating different kinds of meals, and it was quite enjoyable.

Sometimes they also try to call Guan Rin. After all, they are quite curious about a legendary figure like Guan Rin, and they want to get in touch with him more and hear about Guan Rin's past.

But Guan Lin is too lazy to go out. Although he is not afraid of the cold, the colder the weather, the more he is too lazy to move. Instead of going to dinner with Lang Er Ge Ziming and the others, it is better to stay at home. Although Gu Huaishan has to make excuses from time to time. Stupid human beings are busy, but they are quite leisurely.

Just like today, December 12th in the Gregorian calendar, it is said to be Christmas Eve from the West, tomorrow is Christmas, and a few days later, it will be the junction point of the old calendar year and the new calendar year, New Year’s Day, two consecutive festivals, Jiangcheng In this commercial street near the university, various merchants have added some small decorations to the store to celebrate the festival.

Gu Huaishan didn't want to do this at first, his disinterest in running a milk tea shop is reflected in various aspects, and he is also a relatively traditional and conservative person in his bones, and he doesn't like these foreign festivals.However, other merchants on the street bought too many decorations, and seeing that Gu Huaishan's store hadn't been decorated, they enthusiastically gave Gu Huaishan all the useless wallpaper balloon Christmas trees.

Gu Huaishan couldn't refuse, so he had to resign himself to his fate and climbed the folding ladder that the enthusiastic neighbors offered to lend, and hung the wallpaper and balloons on the high places of the wall one by one.

It's just that the stability of this kind of folding ladder is not very good. When Gu Huaishan climbed up, he needed to support the accompaniment with one hand to maintain balance, and the other hand was used to stick the wall and balloons.The efficiency of one hand is very slow, he has been working for a long time without finishing a wall.

so stupid.Guan Lin, who was lazily watching from the sidelines, thought to himself.

Disgusting is disgusting, but he didn't go up to help, because if he helped, he would have to change into a human form, and Guan Lin didn't want to change.Ever since Gu Huaishan fully recovered, he has never changed into a human form, and has been in the form of a cat for the past two months.

He originally planned to let the stupid human beings toss slowly like this, but the plan couldn't keep up with the changes.

Gu Huaishan finally glued a wall, and when he wanted to get off the bed and change his position to continue, his foot accidentally stepped on the ground, his body lost its center of gravity, and he was about to fall to the ground.

This happened in an instant, so fast that ordinary people couldn't react in time.

Guan Rin was not included, Gu Huaishan thought that his foot should be very painful when he stepped on the ground, but in the end it didn't hurt, because he fell into a strange and familiar embrace.

He looked up at the man who was hugging him, and was stunned.

Guan Lin frowned. He originally wanted to dislike Gu Huaishan's clumsiness, but after noticing Gu Huaishan's dazed reaction, he suddenly thought of another thing.

Speaking of which, in the few times he changed into a human form in front of Gu Huaishan, Gu Huaishan seemed to be stunned every time he saw it.

why?

Guan Lin thought for a while, and suddenly realized.

He looked at the person in his arms who had just found an excuse to stroke his hair not long ago, and said deliberately: "Do you still want to touch him?"

The tall man and the cute cat are completely different. Guan Lin felt that Gu Huaishan would not be able to accept his image, so he stared at it once and for a while.

He originally wanted to wait for Gu Huaishan to deny it and take advantage of the situation to tell Gu Huaishan not to touch him casually in the future, not even in cat form, after all, he is essentially a monster that can transform into a human form.

In the end, I heard Gu Huaishan say...

"Is it possible?" Gu Huaishan's face showed a touch of embarrassment, but his fingers eagerly stretched towards Guan Lin.

Guan Lin: "..."

He let go, let Gu Huaishan stand on the ground, and took a step back.His human form does not have thick fur, but this does not prevent him from blowing up at this moment.

Gu Huaishan stood on the spot in despair, he didn't continue to get closer to Guan Rin, he just tidied up the wallpaper with a bit of loneliness, and prepared to move the sex to another wall to continue pasting.

But before he had time to climb up to the top again after moving it, a hand suddenly reached out from his side and snatched all the wallpaper glue from his hand, and fiercely said to him, "You're so stupid, get out of the way."

Gu Huaishan stepped aside obediently, and Guan Lin took over for him to climb up the ledge to stick the wallpaper.Felines are usually agile and can maintain balance on slender tree trunks, let alone climbing.

Guan Lin steadily pushed one to the top, and then started to work with glue in one hand and wall stickers in the other.

The wallpaper was pasted by cats, Gu Huaishan didn't go to work on other things, he just stood under the urinal, with a smile on his lips, he took the pump and pumped up the balloons, and then handed the balloons to Guan Rin.

Besides, he was secretly watching Guan Lin in human form.

Now Guan Lin's transformation into a human form is no longer the mana-transformed military uniform, but the shirt with a cartoon tiger that Gu Huaishan bought for him.

The cute cartoon tiger's head is matched with a fierce and aggressive cool face. The cuteness of this contrast makes Gu Huaishan can't help but sigh in his heart, this dress is really the right one.

If talking about the cat shape, Gu Huaishan just wanted to pluck his hair from the beginning to the end to have a good time, but for the human shape, he couldn't help but put more thought into it.

Guan Lin's clearly textured abdominal muscles that were unconsciously exposed from the bottom of his shirt when he stretched his arms to stick the wallpaper was already a great test for him, but Guan Lin still...

There was a piece of wallpaper tangled together, and Guan Rin couldn't untie it with one hand for a long time. He frowned and thought about it, and came up with a good idea.

Instead of handing over the glue and wallpaper to Gu Huaishan first, he put the glue and wallpaper into a plastic bag and hung it on his tail.

When the fluffy tail protruded from the bottom of the shirt, Gu Huaishan was stunned.

After he was stupefied, his heartbeat suddenly accelerated, so fast that he could hardly hide himself anymore, he quickly lowered his head, not daring to look any more.

He unconsciously pressed the pump with his hand, wanting to wait for Guan Rin to retract his tail before raising his head.But Guan Lin refused to take it back. After freeing up both hands to separate the wrapped wallpaper, Guan Lin discovered the magical effect of the tail. He continued to hook the plastic bag with his tail. Take tools.

The milk tea shop is open to the outside world, and the door is not closed, but Guan Lin is not worried about being seen, as long as someone approaches, he can hear footsteps, and then just put it away.

It was convenient for him, but it was a pain for Gu Huaishan, he was so upset that the balloon was already full and he didn't pay attention, he continued to inflate it, and finally, as expected, there was a loud "bang".

Guan Lin looked back suspiciously, and saw Gu Huaishan in a mess.

The explosion of the balloon can't hurt anyone, but there is something inside the balloon, stardust stripes of various colors, when the balloon explodes, all these small decorations are sprinkled on Gu Huaishan's body, making it colorful.

Looking at each other, Guan Rin felt that this stupid human being was really hopeless, he would fall down if he put a wallpaper on it, and it would explode if he hit a balloon, what else could he do?

Well, rice can still be cooked.Guan Lin reluctantly found an advantage for Gu Huaishan. He bent down and snatched the pump from Gu Huaishan's hand, and at the same time said disgustingly to this colorful person: "Go and wash your face."

It's time to wash your face.Gu Huaishan was about to leave, but Guan Lin noticed a golden five-pointed star stuck to the side of Gu Huaishan's face after he finished speaking, so he wiped it off for him.

Not with the hands, but with the tip of the fluffy tail.

This time, Gu Huaishan's breathing became disordered, and the place touched by the tail also heated up rapidly, and the redness spread outwards, gradually spreading to his entire face.

Fortunately, Guan Lin turned his back to him at the moment and didn't notice it.

Gu Huaishan almost left in a panic and went to the back of the milk tea shop that Guan Lin could not see. In this cold winter weather, he washed his face with cold water, and then took a few deep breaths by the pool before washing his face. The heat slowly dropped.

Guan Lin didn't notice Gu Huaishan's strangeness, so he concentrated on pasting the wallpaper and balloons until there was a sudden sound of footsteps outside the milk tea shop.

somebody is coming.Guan Rin wanted to put his tail away quickly, but after carefully distinguishing the footsteps, he continued to let his tail hang behind him.

Because the footsteps are not of people, but of dogs.

It's not another dog, it's that silly dog, Lang Er.

The author has something to say: I am hesitating whether to add more, I decided to hand over the decision to the coin, adding heads and not tails.

I closed my eyes and tossed the coin behind me, whoever received it told me which side it was