Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

Guan Lin has a job, and the whole cat is refreshed, and it is no longer the usual lazy look after eating and sleeping.

On the day he officially took office, although he didn't have to be on duty, he still went to the Jiangcheng Special Investigation Bureau at the invitation of Ge Ziming and got to know colleagues who were new or familiar.

Among them was Lang Er. Lang Er looked at the orange cat enviously: "You have become a consultant now, and you are still my leader. I don't know when I will be promoted to be a leader."

Guan Lin assumed the posture of an old senior, patted the dog's head benevolently, and honestly estimated: "In the next life."

Lang Er: "..." It sounds like Gousheng is hopeless.

Guan Lin walked around the special investigation bureau, but didn't see Lang Yi, so he asked Shagou, "Where's your brother?"

"He's back to Haicheng." Lang Er said, "He's the director of the Haicheng Sub-bureau. Although there were two major cases in Jiangcheng, Haicheng also has a lot of trivial matters to deal with, so he left a few days ago. "

"Oh." Guan Rin didn't pay much attention. After all, he didn't have any friendship with Lang Yi, so he just asked casually.

After going around for a long time, when it was lunch time, Ge Ziming was about to invite Guan Rin to have lunch at the cafeteria of their special investigation bureau, but Guan Rin directly refused: "I'll go back to eat." Someone at home was waiting for him.

Although Guan Rin didn't say it directly, Ge Ziming also instantly thought of the reason why Guan Rin went back, and it was nothing more than Gu Huaishan.

One is the leader of the god-blood Biyan clan who defeated the demon king thousands of years ago, and the other is an ordinary human being. It is hard to imagine how these two people can live together, especially when they seem to live in harmony.

If you can’t figure it out, don’t think about it anymore. Ge Ziming didn’t force him to stay. He just handed Guan Lin a card before he went back. It’s an ID card, and the photo on the ID card shows a guy with wheat-colored skin, handsome facial features, and a bit fierce expression. youth.

This is Guan Lin's human form. When re-recording, for the convenience of future life, Guan Lin reluctantly changed into a human form and recorded it again.

"When I went to the household registration department yesterday, your ID card was ready, so Director Luo asked me to pass it to you." Ge Ziming said, "By the way, after you get your ID card, you have to apply for a salary card." , to pay wages, and you’d better get a calling card and buy a mobile phone, so it’s convenient to contact you in the future.”

It is a salary card and a phone card, why do humans have so many cards?Guan Lin listened in a cloud of mist, on the surface he agreed, but when he went back, he asked Gu Huaishan, "What is a phone card?"

He can barely understand the salary card, which is a card used to save money for salary payment, but what is a phone card?Isn't a phone the same thing as a cell phone?Why add a card?

It took Gu Huaishan a lot of effort to explain to Guan Lin the difference and connection between a phone card and a phone, and thought about it: "It is time to get a phone card, buy a mobile phone, buy some clothes, and daily necessities..."

He made a long list, and then took the dazzled Guan Lin to the mall.

Of course, not in cat form, but in human form.

Although Guan Lin's figure is a bit stronger than Gu Huaishan's, he is not too strong. He belongs to the type of hanger that looks thin when dressed, and has flesh when undressed. It goes well with everything. Therefore, it is difficult to choose clothes. , looks good in anything.

Gu Huaishan wanted to contract the entire shopping mall, but his current financial situation did not allow it.Well, the economic situation shown in front of Guan Lin is not acceptable, in fact...

Anyway, in the end, he could only choose a casual outfit with a cartoon tiger pattern and a cool denim outfit.

After shopping for clothes, he rushed to the next destination to apply for a mobile phone card and a bank card for Guan Lin.

He helped Guan Rin with almost everything, he picked out the clothes, and he filled in the information when applying for the card. At the end of the day, Guan Rin felt like a tool person, responsible for fitting clothes, signing, and carrying things.

It's not that Gu Huaishan threw something to him, but he took it on his own initiative. After all, this idiot human's hand just happened to be a few days old.

After shopping and returning home, Guan Lin registered on WeChat again under the guidance of Gu Huaishan, and added friends, besides Gu Huaishan who was the first to add, Ge Ziming, Lang Yi, Lang Er, Luo Bo and others.

After saying hello to Ge Ziming and the others, and telling him that he could be contacted through this number, Guan Lin didn't care about his mobile phone anymore. He was still not used to using modern human technology.

He has also turned into a cat shape again, Gu Huaishan's hands have recovered, and the burden of housework does not need to be borne by cats, he is a little cat who opens his mouth every day again.

While taking care of the housework, Gu Huaishan also reopened the milk tea shop. Although the school district of Jiangcheng University that was destroyed in the ten-tailed magic fox case has not been fully restored, the students have begun to attend classes normally.The traffic in the commercial street is as lively as usual, and Gu Huaishan's store is still deserted as usual, but Guan Lin is no longer worried that this store will close down, after all, he is a cat with a job.

Guan Lin doesn't like playing with mobile phones, but he still carries his mobile phone with him every day, just so that if something happens one day, Ge Ziming can contact him as an honorary consultant as soon as possible.

But he is a cat, running around with a mobile phone in his mouth all day, it is really troublesome, so Gu Huaishan kindly helped him make a backpack.

The structure refers to the yellow duck backpack Lang Er has been carrying, but the style has been changed. Gu Huaishan made it according to the pattern on the suit he bought for Guan Lin earlier, it is a cartoon tiger.

Every day when the milk tea shop was out of business, he sat alone behind the bar and made bags with needlework.The first time Guan Lin saw Gu Huaishan picking up a needle and thread, he was stunned for a moment, because in his somewhat backward cognition, those who dance needles and thread are usually women.

Not all women know how to embroider, like Guan Leng, who is used to dancing spears with her hands. When Guan Rin competed with her when she was a child, she was often knocked over by a gun, and she lost miserably.

But it is undeniable that in that era, in most cases, men did not know how to do needlework.Gu Linyuan was an exception. His mother made a living by making small embroidery gadgets, so he also learned a little.

In addition to buying a pendant from Gu's mother, Guan Leng also bought a cloth tiger, and brought both of them back to Guan Rin.

Guan Lin didn't wear that pendant very often, but he liked the cloth tiger very much. For a while, he had to hold it while sleeping, but he was too dishonest in his sleep. He dreamed that he was gnawing on a bone. It was badly bitten, and the belly was ripped apart, and the cotton stuffed in the stomach was exposed.

Guan Lin didn't know how to repair, so he had to put the cloth tiger away sadly.Later, he met Gu Linyuan and became friends with Gu Linyuan again. Once Gu Linyuan accidentally saw the broken cloth tiger, Gu Linyuan offered to help Guan Lin repair it.

When he was mending with a needle and thread, Guan Lin wagged his tail and watched Gu Linyuan go through the needle and thread, repairing the torn cloth tiger bit by bit. A man who does this will always be crowned with a feminine and feminine prejudice. But when Gu Linyuan was doing these things, Guan Lin didn't think the other party was feminine, but only felt that the other party was very serious, meticulous, and gentle.

If only his future daughter-in-law did the same.Guan Lin thought at that time.

This absurd thought flashed through his mind, he didn't take the strange emotion at that moment seriously, after Gu Linyuan repaired the cloth tiger, he threw himself on Gu Linyuan and rolled around excitedly on the ground twice, then used The chin rubs against the side of the other's face.Gu Linyuan also responded enthusiastically, hugging him and stroking him.

This is how they always get along, after all they are very good friends.

Gu Linyuan who can do needlework is already a rare exception, but Gu Huaishan can also do it?

Guan Lin was surprised in his heart, but he quickly convinced himself that the same sentence, the times are different.Now that equality between men and women is advocated, what if men do some needlework?

In TV dramas, there are plots in which the male protagonist practiced his needlework hard to catch up with the female protagonist, just to make a scarf so that he could confess.

Nothing weird, yes, nothing weird.

This cartoon tiger backpack has been made for half a month. During this period, Gu Huaishan asked Guan Lin to try it on a few times, and then continued to improve it according to the results of the try-on. After repeated modifications, it finally made a close-fitting and comfortable backpack, which became Guan Lin's daily must-have. Wearing work clothes, the mobile phone no longer needs to be carried around, just put it in the bag.

While the backpack was finished, Guan Lin's first month's salary also arrived in the account. After deducting the five social insurances, one housing fund and taxes, he got a full [-] yuan.

After Guan Lin received the text message that the money had arrived, she pretended to be careless and threw the salary card in front of Gu Huaishan.

Gu Huaishan stared at the salary card that was "inadvertently" dropped, then looked up at the orange cat who deliberately turned his back on him.

He poked the orange cat on the back with the corner of the card, and reminded him pretending not to understand: "Your salary card has been lost."

"Oh." Guan Rin's tone was very impatient, as if he disliked this card: "I have no place to put it, so you can put it away first."

Gu Huaishan looked at the cartoon tiger backpack on Guan Lin's back, which was more than enough to hold a card, and blinked with a simple expression: "Is there no room in the bag?"

While talking, he wanted to reach out to check the capacity of the backpack, but Guan Rin patted his hand with a paw, and gave a nonsense reason: "The card is too disgusting."

"Oh." Gu Huaishan seemed to be convinced, but he said again: "But I know your password, what should I do if I transfer your money away?"

It is because I know that you know the password that I lost the card to you.Guan Lin looked at the foolish expression on his face, and continued to say with distaste: "Turn around, I have a lot of money."

Guan Lin still doesn’t know the modern concept of the amount of money, but the people he watched in TV dramas said that the more zeros, the more money, four zeros is not a small number for ordinary people, and six zeros is already a big number. That's a lot of money to buy a house.

As for Guan Rin's salary, he counted it, and there are six zeros, um, 20000.00, six zeros.

It looks like a lot at first glance.

Guan Lin felt that his six zero salary was more than enough to support Gu Huaishan?After all, Gu Huaishan didn't have any big expenses on weekdays.

But Gu Huaishan deliberately dismantled the stage and said: "No matter how much money you have, it's not enough to spend. If you use it to gamble, you will lose it overnight, and I use your account. If you don't have enough money to pay off the gambling debt, you have to continue to use your future salary to pay back the money." , maybe it will take decades.”

"I may also use your bank account to do some illegal things, such as money laundering, and you will be the one who is unlucky in the end."

Guan Rin was angered by these alarmist words, why is this human being so troublesome!Take it and take it, so much nonsense!

He stretched out his paw angrily, wanting to get the salary card back.

But Gu Huaishan hid for a while, held the card in his hand and refused to hand it over, and said with a smile, "Didn't you say you kept it for me?"

"I won't give it now!" Guan Rin was very angry, and his tone was very fierce.

While dodging the cat's claws, Gu Huaishan continued to add fuel to the flames: "It's very unsafe to hand over your bank card to others. Not only will you lose money, you may even get into a lawsuit, but..."

He changed the subject: "That's someone else, I won't do this."

He put the card back in front of Guan Rin, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to give it to me?"

He said so much, the last question didn't seem to be asking about whether to keep the salary card, but it seemed to be asking, will you believe me?

Guan Lin looked at Gu Huaishan for a while, and finally turned his face away, and said fiercely, "Here you are."

Gu Huaishan held the small card and smiled silently.

Although Guan Rin did not answer the words willing to believe him at all, and this matter was not something that he hoped Guan Rin would believe in him, but just a trivial matter, but he seemed to understand from this answer. Here, a small, vicarious, false sense of comfort is gained.

He still wants to believe him.

The author has something to say: don't squeeze anymore, this time I really see you tomorrow!