Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

Luo Bo was busy helping Lang Yi treat the wound in the car, and while he was busy, the others were not idle. Lang Er helped to carry things before and after running, and Ge Ziming helped fix Lang Yi's wound for convenience. Luo Bo cleaned, and Gu Huaishan also went to boil some hot water, and helped beat him from time to time.

Only Guan Lin couldn't help, so he could only squat aside and listen to the bizarre speeches of this human named Chen Ping who seemed like a lunatic.

Luo Bo and the others huddled together in the car to treat Lang Yi, and had no time to talk to Chen Ping, so Chen Ping squatted on the ground, curled up, and said to himself: "I said Guanyin was going to kill me, I said Guanyin was going to kill me , you don't believe it, you don't believe it..."

Lang Er has said this before, Guan Lin doesn't believe it, how could Guanyin kill someone?

But the facts were right in front of his eyes. Ge Ziming and Lang Yi went to Chen Ping's house to investigate today. If they hadn't bumped into the Guanyin statue, how could they have suffered such serious injuries?

Guan Lin didn't care about concealing his identity, and asked directly in the appearance of an orange cat: "How did Guanyin appear?"

Chen Ping's soliloquy was interrupted. He glanced at the orange cat, but he didn't utter the strange cry that the cat could talk. He was terrified. After seeing a very scary thing, seeing a less scary one Yes, it becomes easier to accept.

He didn't care if the interrogator was a cat, as if he was eager to confide and prove himself, he immediately replied: "Just in the painting, the Guanyin in the painting suddenly moved! It came alive in the painting, and then its palm A golden wheel appeared and came out of the painting to kill me!"

"The two people with you, Director Ge and Director Lang, were both injured by Guanyin?"

"Yes! They wanted to use me to draw out Guanyin, but after Guanyin was drawn out, they couldn't beat me and almost killed me!" Chen Ping became angry when he said this. If it wasn't for the bad idea of ​​these two people, how could he have bumped into this statue again? Killer Guanyin?

But Guan Lin glanced at Chen Ping's intact body with not a single hair missing, and Lang Yi Ge Ziming, who had suffered severe trauma and internal injuries respectively, and was noncommittal to Chen Ping's complaints.

He continued to ask: "If they can't fight, how did you escape, and where is Guanyin now?"

"I, I don't know. I was blocked by that big wolf at the time, so I didn't see it..." Chen Ping couldn't explain why, he only knew the result: "I don't know where the Guanyin went, and the painting was taken by Director Ge. The talisman was burned, and then Director Ge went downstairs to the car with Big Wolf, drove this way, and fled here."

No useful information at all.Guan Lin didn't ask anymore, he didn't like this human being, so he didn't want to talk to him too much.

He just squatted aside quietly, and waited for about an hour before Lang Yi's injury was considered stable, and the bones were connected.

But how to move the wounded upstairs and settle in the room is another problem.

Lang Yi was still conscious when he left Chen Ping's house before, and he forced himself to walk down. Now he has passed out, and he can't walk, but he is still the original shape of that wolf, more than four meters long, deadly Heavy, most people can't move it at all.

In the end, everyone worked together to make a temporary stretcher with tables, chairs and benches, and carried him into the room together.

It was finally done, and everyone was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but when they saw that Lang Yi had been settled and was out of danger, the breath they had been holding was relieved, and Ge Ziming passed out again.

Luo Bo had to continue to deal with the wounded No. [-]. Fortunately, Ge Ziming was not serious, so he and Gu Huaishan moved Ge Ziming to the next room, Guan Lin followed, and Chen Ping was dismissed by Luo Bo because he was in the way and he was still in shock. I went to an empty guest room and asked the other party to go to rest first.

As for Lang Er, he was also worried about Ge Ziming, but after looking around, he couldn't worry about his brother.

When he was hesitating, Luo Bo made a decision for him: "Don't go, Ge Ziming's injury is not as serious as your brother's, we can take care of it, you stay and take care of your brother, see him wake up and feed him some water What."

Lang Er agreed.

In the next room, Luo Bo and Gu Huaishan laid Ge Ziming flat on the bed together, and then Luo Bo reached out and put his hand on the other's wrist, as if he was a traditional Chinese medicine doctor.

Internal injuries are no better than external injuries, Gu Huaishan can't help, so he can only stand aside with Guan Lin and watch.

While watching, he sighed like an ordinary person who didn't know the truth: "Director Luo really hides his secrets. Apart from being the director of the household registration department, he is also a doctor with superb medical skills."

"It's not very high-level, it's average, and I haven't even taken a formal license test, so I'm just a barefoot doctor." Luo Bo took out an acupuncture bag from the medicine box, lit an alcohol stove, and prepared to help Ge Ziming unblocks the acupoints.

"Director Luo is too modest. Director Lang's serious injury, after you treat it, the injury will be cured immediately. The chief physicians in those big hospitals probably don't have such a level." Gu Huaishan complimented with a smile.

"He's not humble." Guan Lin couldn't help explaining to the silly Gu Huaishan: "Lang Yi recovered so quickly not because of his medical skills, but because of the drop of blood he fed at the beginning."

The breath leaked out when Luo Bo bit his fingertips could be sensed by non-human creatures around him, so Guan Rin was naturally aware of it, and he also knew Luo Bo's real body and why he wanted to hide it.

Ginseng Essence, although it is a monster, is essentially no different from Gu Huaishan. It is a delicacy in the eyes of monsters, and even Luo Bo is even more delicious. Apart from being a great tonic, all stubborn diseases and defects on the body can be healed instantly , It can be called a treasure of heaven and earth.

"He's right." Luo Bo echoed Guan Rin, "I won't hide it from you, anyway, you should have discovered that my real body is a plant of ginseng, and my blood, branches, leaves and roots are all from the ginseng plant. Good medicine."

When he was talking, he took out a black pill from the medicine box, opened Ge Ziming's mouth, and fed it: "This pill is also made from my roots. It will be all right."

Gu Huaishan's face showed just the right amount of surprise: "Then you... won't get hurt?"

Using your own body to make medicine is indeed a bit unacceptable for an ordinary human being. Luo Bo also explained that he is used to it. He patted the medicine box where he just took out the pills: "Actually, your human body metabolizes every day, and your hair and nails will grow and fall off. Plants can do it too, I drop a leaf and root from time to time, collect it for waste and use it, there is nothing wasted.”

"As for the drop of blood just now, it will take some real energy, and it will take a few more days in the sun to make up for it." Luo Bo said casually, as if he didn't care about his loss.

"Director Luo is a benevolent doctor." Gu Huaishan boasted again.

"Hey, don't praise me like that, I really can't bear it." Luo Bo chatted with Gu Huaishan after getting the needles: "I used to be hunted down by monster Taoist priests often, and I didn't have any grudges. I just wanted to eat me." Supplementing myself, I was hiding in the world at that time, hiding in the deep mountains and old forests, not daring to go out."

"But later, the deep mountains and old forests couldn't stay any longer, because everyone thought I would hide there, and groups of people would come to the mountains to search for them, so I did the opposite and went to a place that no one else would have expected. Guess what? Where is it?"

Luo Bo asked himself and answered: "A medical center for human beings! Is it unexpected?"

"I really didn't expect that." Gu Huaishan cheered cooperatively.

"I pretended to be a medicine boy and sneaked in. The smell of medicine in the medical hall could just cover up the smell of ginseng on my body. I hid safely in the medical hall for several years. Those monsters and humans who wanted to eat me would never dream of me. They are right under their noses." Luo Bo was proud of the good idea he came up with back then.

"Why don't you go to Hulao Pass?" Guan Rin interjected.

Hulaoguan is the largest settlement of the monster clan. Except for the chaotic years in the demon prisoner’s world, there are beautiful mountains and clear waters on weekdays, no mortals disturb, and there is strict order inside. Bullying the weak monster clan is not allowed, and it is not allowed to devour the same clan. Ginseng like Luobo, if it is there, no longer has to worry about its own safety.

"I also thought about going, but when I became a spirit, you were all gone." Luo Bo sighed: "The Tiger Prison is still there, but the blood god is gone, without your deterrence and restraint. , although those monster tribes still follow the previous rules on the surface, but in fact they are divided and do their own thing. People, they dare."

Guan Rin stopped talking, his knowledge of Hulao Pass was still a thousand years ago, and the changes that took place in the pass during these thousand years, just like this world, were all strange to him.

Luo Bo continued: "When I was hiding in the medical center, Dr. Ji, who usually went to the medical center, treated people. He is a well-known miracle doctor, and his medical skills are very powerful. I learned a little bit from him. I don’t have enough comprehension, so I just learned a little bit, and I can heal ordinary injuries, and I can’t do it if it’s too complicated.”

"But even if Doctor Ji is a genius doctor, he can't save everyone. In the medical clinic, we often see patients who cannot be cured and can only wait to die, crying and begging Doctor Ji to save them. It's not that Doctor Ji doesn't want to save them, he Hanging the pot to help the world, when encountering patients who have no money, they will be saved by giving medicines on credit, but sometimes he is really helpless."

"But those patients that Doctor Ji can't save, I can actually save them. I just need to use a drop of my blood. I'm not human, but after I cultivate a human form, I seem to understand a little bit about human feelings. I'm still very ignorant, but the longer I stay in the hospital, listening to Dr. Ji's words of "doctor's benevolence" and "saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda", the more this feeling becomes. Clearly, later, I finally couldn't hold back and saved a sick girl with my own blood."

"Her family is a wealthy family in the city and a frequent visitor to the medical clinic. If you have a slight headache, you will come to see a doctor, grab a few tonics and go back."

"Every time I came back to get medicine, the hostess took her with me. She was very cute, carved in powder, her hair was tied into two balls, and the balls were decorated with white fluff, like a rabbit's tail. I At that time, the figure was about the same height as hers, so she thought I was her peers, so when the hostess was seeing a doctor with Doctor Ji, she would come to play with me, and from time to time, she would give me some pastries made by the cook at home."

"I have never dealt with human beings, and no one has sent me pastries. Only friends can treat each other so well, so I think she is my friend. Therefore, that day, she accidentally fell into the water and had a high fever. When Dr. Ji was helpless even if she didn’t retreat, I couldn’t help but save her.”

"I did it in a very secretive manner. I secretly dripped a drop of blood into her mouth when no one was around. The next day, she recovered as before, and she was alive and well. Others praised Dr. Ji for his excellent medical skills and his wonderful hands. The girl's parents invited her all over the place All the doctors in the city said they couldn't be saved, only Doctor Ji saved him, and he recovered so quickly."

"I'm also very happy to hear that she was saved, and I was not exposed, so I can continue to hide in the hospital and live."

"I thought it was perfect, but..." Luo Bo smiled self-deprecatingly: "My identity was still exposed. No one else saw me when I was feeding her blood, and she was also half-awake and unconscious. Coincidentally, at the moment I fed her blood, she woke up and saw my action of feeding blood, and after drinking my drop of blood, the pain in her body improved instantly. The next day, she told her parents about it."

"I know she didn't betray me on purpose. She is just a seven or eight-year-old child who doesn't understand anything. She thinks this is amazing, so she told her parents about it. She doesn't know what the consequences will be."

"And I don't know, I don't know why I got such a result when I obviously saved someone."

Luo Bo was silent for a while before continuing: "Her parents immediately contacted the county magistrate in the city when they found out about this, and surrounded the clinic with a large group of people, saying that I was a monster, and they wanted to arrest me and eliminate harm for the people."

"Doctor Ji stood up to defend me, saying that I was his drug boy, not a monster, but among the large group of people they called, there was a Taoist priest who knew magic. He has no attack power, and the only ability to protect himself is to run away, but the city is full of bricks and stones, so I can't escape, and when he came over with a talisman, I was forced to show my original shape."

"They locked me in a cage covered with talismans that could not see the sun. They said they wanted to kill harm for the people, but they were actually discussing how to divide my body. And who to share it with, discussed and discussed, and quarreled because of the uneven distribution of spoils."

"When I was locked in the cage, my heart was ashamed. I felt that I was going to die this time, and I couldn't escape. I hugged my roots and huddled in the cage every day, thinking about life."

"Why? The benevolence of a doctor, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. Why did I do everything, but the result is like this?"

"I can't think of the answer myself, and I can't think of it until I die. I know that I am only a few days away, and those people will soon chop me into pieces. Whether they use it to offer treasures to the powerful, or take it by myself, anyway, I am There are no dead bodies."

"But the night before they finally agreed to do it, someone suddenly tore off the spell on the cage. It was Doctor Ji."

"I don't know how he, a frail doctor, sneaked in. He tore off the talisman, opened the cage door, let me out, and told me to run."

"I should run right away, but that question has puzzled me for too long. Doctor Ji has read a lot of books, so maybe he will know the answer. I couldn't help but ask him before I ran, isn't saving people a good deed? Super Stupa? Why is this the result?"

"Doctor Ji didn't speak. After a long silence, he touched the wilted leaves on the top of my head and said with a sigh: 'Don't save people in the future, just run away.'"

"This was the last sentence he said to me, and it was also the last time I saw him."

"I ran back to the deep mountains and old forests, and continued to live in hiding until the 80s of last century. I was also unlucky and was caught again. But at the same time, my luck seemed to be good, and someone rescued me every time. .”

"This time the one who saved me was the director of the Special Investigation Bureau, Lu Zhengdong, Director Lu, who is also my immediate boss. He told me a lot, saying that the world is different now, and that the Special Investigation Bureau is now in charge. No monster Taoist would dare to eat me casually."

"He told me to go down the mountain, so I don't want to be alone in the deep mountains and old forests. It's so lonely and not safe. He made a disguise for me. As long as I don't bleed, no one will find out my true shape and see me in the world. I didn’t know how to live, so I hired me to be the director of the household registration department. After all, I don’t have much fighting power, and I can’t catch bad people like Ge Ziming and the others, so I can only register for household registration and do clerical work.”

"After Doctor Ji said that to me, I decided not to save people anymore. I will still do ordinary rescues, but I will never do stupid things that consume my energy and expose my identity. I won’t do it either. So the benevolence of a doctor is really out of the question, I only have the selfishness of self-preservation, the one who is injured and dying today is anyone else, whether it’s a monster or a person, I won’t save it.”

"But the Special Investigation Bureau is different. The Special Investigation Bureau is like my home. I may not know everyone in it, but they are all protecting me, protecting monsters like me who have no ability to protect themselves, and protecting those Ordinary people who don’t know the existence of monsters.” Luo Bo looked at Ge Ziming lying on the bed: “They protect me, so I also want to save them.”

After the long story was finished, Ge Ziming was also tied into a hedgehog by him. After the last needle fell, Luo Bo clapped his hands and finally heaved a sigh of relief: "It's over."

But Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan were still immersed in the story Luo Bo told, and did not speak for a while.

Luo Bo rubbed his sore shoulders, turned his head and looked at the silent one person and one cat: "Hey, you don't have to think too much, I have said so much, but there is actually one purpose, please don't take my identity Speak out. Although there are special investigation bureaus to maintain law and order, there are fewer criminals, but it is not impossible, I don’t want to cause trouble.”

"Don't worry about this, I signed a confidentiality agreement, and I will not say anything about the Special Investigation Bureau." Gu Huaishan assured.

"I won't say it either." Guan Rin also echoed.

"That's fine, it's getting late, you go back and rest, I will find someone to fix the computer, and try to solve it for you tomorrow. By the way..." Luo Bo rubbed his head and apologized: "There are so many vacant rooms. You can share a room with each other, but now there are so many people here suddenly, I trouble you to sleep together tonight."

"It's okay." Guan Lin said casually, he can sleep on the sofa, on a chair, or even on a chandelier.

"It's okay." Gu Huaishan also said casually, he can sleep with Guan Lin.

Although the two had different ideas, they both said nothing was wrong, so Luo Bo was relieved.

The three soldiers divided into two groups, and each went back to the room to rest.

The author has something to say: Happy Lantern Festival~

I forgot yesterday, but today I will make an addition, pretending that today is also the Lantern Festival, okay =3=