Decided to live by pretending to be a cat after being unemployed

Luo Bo didn't come back directly after making the phone call. He went upstairs to the staff dormitory first, and returned to the office after taking the charger for his mobile phone. As soon as he entered, he felt that the atmosphere in the room was a bit strange. Okay, why do you feel that the atmosphere in this room is a bit gloomy as soon as you come back?

Well low what?Luo Bo thought it was his own illusion, so he said in a normal tone: "I've been waiting for a long time, let's start the registration."

"Okay." Guan Rin woke up immediately, and the depression trapped in the memory disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Gu Huaishan also adjusted his glasses, collected his emotions, then took a step forward and handed the completed form to Luo Bo.

Luo Bo entered Guan Lin's information into the computer line by line on the form, and asked Guan Lin to sign with his paw prints from time to time. He was very familiar with the process and did it very quickly, but the response of this old-fashioned computer was really It's a bit slow, so even if there is not much information to record, it took about half an hour.

"Okay, you're done!" Luo Bo couldn't help cheering when he finally filled in the last line of information with this broken computer.

Guan Lin didn't say anything about it, but Gu Huaishan smiled at Luo Bo in a very polite way: "Please trouble Director Luo."

Luo Bo waved his hand and was about to speak, but Lang Er had already said for him: "I'm not done with the trouble yet, I need to take a photo after filling out the form."

Lang Er's mood came and went quickly, he was very sad just now, but his self-regulation ability is very strong, now he is a cheerful silly dog ​​again.

"That's right." Robo agreed.

He picked up the camera from the office drawer, pointed to the specially arranged background wall, and signaled Guan Lin to stand over.

Guan Rin had never taken a photo before, but he had seen others take it, so he knew what was going on, so he still stood up in front of the camera like that, with a cat face, and motioned to Luo Bo: "Let's take a photo."

"Oh no..." Luo Bo held the camera helplessly: "You have to change back to your original form. What needs to be recorded is your original form information, not your current cat appearance."

"The original shape? Why record this thing, can't it be done now?" Guan Lin was very reluctant. He didn't want to mention his past to anyone, and he himself was not very willing to face his past self, including his original shape.

But Lang Er and Gu Huaishan are both looking forward to it. Lang Er really wants to see the majestic God Blood Bi An again. Last time the night was too dark to see clearly. Gu Huaishan has another plan, the bigger the cat It feels better to the touch. It's a pity that he didn't even have a chance to touch Guan Lin when he became his original shape last time.

"It's all a set procedure, and there's nothing I can do about it." Luo Bo tried to persuade.

"Let's change it a bit. We can go home after the filming is over. There is still some dried fish left at home. I'll fry it for you at night." Gu Huaishan also joined the persuasion team.

"That's right, let's change it." Shagou agreed.

Guan Rin has one enemy against three, and is still tempted by Xiaoyugan. After all, he reluctantly changed. Before changing, he reminded fiercely: "Stay away, don't stand too close."

The three immediately backed away obediently, and they were ten meters away. Luo Bo raised his hand to signal, let's start!

Guan Lin shook his tail, then lowered his body, the hair on the short limbs of the orange cat began to grow, and the bones swelled together with the body shape. Almost in the blink of an eye, the orange cat had become a five-six-meter-long huge tiger.

They all have orange hair and black stripes, but he is different from ordinary tigers. The black stripes on both sides of his shoulders and neck are similar to cloud patterns, and his body shape is more powerful and oppressive.

The name and imposing manner of the sacred blood are enough to scare some low-level demons to tremble. Even if they are not demons, but ordinary people, seeing such a person who can swallow a living person in one bite The big tiger has to be scared enough.

However, the people present were not ordinary people. Luo Bo and Lang Er were both monsters, and they were both monsters who did not do evil. They could only marvel and awe at such a powerful and upright divine blood Bi An.

As for Gu Huaishan, who is an ordinary person on the surface, he has seen the prototype of Guan Rin last time, and this time he was a little too frightened, so this time he is going to show a little surprise.

But another incident disrupted his plan. When Luo Bo and Lang Er were marveling at Guan Lin's original form, Gu Huaishan's eyes hidden behind the lens suddenly shifted, and he looked at the empty wall beside him. , behind the wall is... a trace of the coldness that other people know Gu Huaishan should never have flashed in his eyes.

This coldness disappeared in a flash, that is, in the blink of an eye. Luo Bo and Lang Er, who were closest to him, didn't notice it, and Guan Lin, who was ten meters away, didn't notice it.

"Hurry up and shoot." Guan Lin urged impatiently at Luo Bo who was patronizing and amazed.

Luo Bo came back to his senses, picked up the camera and wanted to take a picture, but put it down after a while, shook his head and said: "No, you are too big, the previous lighting was aimed at ordinary monsters, I want to adjust Turn on the lights."

After speaking, he went to work.

Guan Rin had no choice but to stand still and wait with a tigerish face.

While waiting, Lang Er and Gu Huaishan, who had adjusted his expression, approached him again.

Lang Er went around Guan Lin in circles, using his paws to compare with Guan Lin while turning, the more he compared, the more inferior he became, and the more he compared his teeth, the more inferior he was.

Gu Huaishan stood in front of Guan Lin, looking up at Guan Lin.

Guan Lin lowered his head and looked at the other party, he still had a fierce and impatient face, but when Gu Huaishan came, he put away the tip of his claws, closed his mouth tightly, and hid all his hurtful sharpness stand up.

After staring at each other for a moment, he suddenly lay down on the ground again, as if this would make him appear smaller and less scary.

But even if he was lying on the ground, he was taller than Gu Huaishan, and the claws with retracted nails could easily crush a person's skull, and his sense of threat did not decrease because of his deliberate restraint.

After realizing this, Guan Rin became even more unhappy, and the expression on his face became a little bit more stinky, looking even scarier than before.

Neither Luo Bo nor Lang Er knew why Guan Rin suddenly got down on the ground, and why he was suddenly unhappy, only Gu Huaishan knew.

He couldn't help thinking with a little nostalgia, this oversized cat really hasn't changed at all, it looks fierce and hard to get close to, but it actually feels soft to the touch.

He missed the touch, so he touched it involuntarily. He opened his arms, hugged Guan Rin's big head, and buried his face in the other's furry chest.After the burial, he remembered the agreement he had made with Guan Rin, and asked as if paying for a ticket: "Can I give you a hug?"

Moreover, he still didn't let go of his hand when he asked.

Guan Rin gritted her teeth, and said to herself, what are you asking after hugging, human beings are really cunning.

He raised a big paw and wanted to push Gu Huaishan away from him, but Gu Huaishan would not let go while holding him, and Guan Lin could not push him away, but he didn't dare to use too much force, he always felt that if he exerted a little force, This fragile human would break a bone and die.

After all, he didn't push the opponent away, but just put his paws lightly on the opponent's back, as if hugging him back.

"It's really warm." Gu Huaishan sighed, hugging this oversized cat to keep warm in winter without covering him with a quilt, this is not a metaphor, but a conclusion he came to from his own practice.

Guan Lin made a "snoring" sound in his throat, as if to say that his fur is of course warm.

Gu Huaishan hugged him for a while, but Luo Bo's lights hadn't been adjusted yet, and he was a little dissatisfied. He leaned against the fluff on Guan Lin's face and asked, "Can I sit on your back?"

"No." Guan Lin refused coldly.

Just refusing is not enough, he has already discovered that Gu Huaishan is a very honest person, but sometimes he has a bad stomach, such as just now, he cut him first and played later, which made it difficult for Guan Rin to push him away.

In order to prevent history from repeating itself, Guan Lin was a little stronger. He gently pushed Gu Huaishan with his head. When Gu Huaishan lost his balance, his claws followed behind and put him safely on the ground. Then, he used one paw to , Pressing the opponent's chest in a vague way, you won't feel any weight, but the opponent can't get up either.

Pressed down by such a big paw, unable to move, it seemed that everything about him had to be dominated by the other party, including life and death.Gu Huaishan didn't feel flustered, he blinked, looked at Guan Lin who was looking down at him, and then laughed for no reason.

Guan Lin looked at this smile and thought that this human being is really an idiot.

When he squeezed his claws hard, or opened his mouth to bite, Gu Huaishan would have died on the spot. In this situation, a normal person would have struggled desperately in fear and screamed loudly. Only an idiot can laugh.

One day he really ate Gu Huaishan, this idiot human might know to be afraid.Guan Lin thought to himself.

"Ahem, I've adjusted the lights and I can take pictures." Luo Bo interrupted suddenly.

It took his courage to interject, and he adjusted the light bulb and felt like a light bulb at the same time.

Although I heard that this human named Gu Huaishan has no special relationship with Guan Lin, the gender is wrong, and the race is also different, but Luo Bo feels that he is redundant in the interaction just now.

Fortunately, here he is not shining alone.

Bulb No. [-] also came over and said, "Stop playing, it's time to take pictures."

Lang Er didn't realize the essence of his light bulb, he felt that Guan Lin's behavior of pushing Gu Huaishan to the ground was very common, and beast races like them often played with each other like this.

Guan Lin raised his paw upon hearing the words, and Gu Huaishan also stood up from the ground, but his face was a bit regretful for being disturbed.

Guan Lin still stayed where he was, while Gu Huaishan and Lang Er continued to return to their previous positions, leaving all the shots to Guan Lin.

"One, two, three, good." After a "click", the flashlight flashed, and Luo Bo looked at the majestic big tiger in the photo, feeling very satisfied.

In addition to taking a frontal photo, he also took a side photo to record Guan Lin's original body length and height. After 10 minutes, everything was finally done.

"Is it over this time?" Guan Lin changed back to the size of a cat and asked Luo Bo.

"It's over." Lang Er hurriedly replied.

Luo Bo tapped the dog's head: "Don't pretend to understand, there are procedures."

"Ah?" Lang Er was very puzzled: "But when I came back to register, didn't it end after taking photos?"

"That's true for you, because you can't change into a human. But for monsters that can transform into humans, there are still human shapes to register." Luo Bo turned to look at Guan Lin: "You should be able to transform into humans, right?"

Doll... Guan Lin frowned: "Isn't it okay not to register the doll?"

"Um..." Luo Bo didn't expect Guan Rin to ask this question, and he hesitated before answering: "It's not impossible, the original form registration is necessary, for identity filing, the human form is not required to be registered. But you are sure not to register the human form Is it? If you don’t register your doll, you won’t be able to get an ID card, and you won’t be able to use many things in this society, which will be very inconvenient.”

It's very inconvenient... Guan Lin has a deep understanding. For example, if Gu Huaishan hadn't rented a car today, he and Lang Er would have to walk to the household registration department step by step.

But to transform into a human form now... Guan Rin was not very willing, and he fell into a tangle.

Luo Bo didn't urge him, and let Guan Rin decide for himself, while he walked to the computer with the camera, ready to complete the registration of Guan Rin's animal shape first.

In the crisp mouse sound, before Guan Rin could come up with a result, Luo Bo yelled first.

"What's the matter?" Lang Er immediately leaned over, and saw a blue computer screen with unintelligible white letters flashing on it.

"Blue screen of death! I haven't saved the form and filled it out for nothing!" Luo Bo angrily patted the case of the computer, venting his anger at the broken computer.

It’s okay if he doesn’t take a picture, the computer can still be used after restarting, just refill it again, this shot is like the last straw that broke the camel’s back, the screen of this computer that has been used for almost ten years flickers, and there is no blue screen Already out of breath.

Luo Bo: "..."

He leaned back in the chair, and said with nothing to love: "It's over, this time it's really over."

Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan also came over to look at it. Guan Lin didn't know anything about computers, so he didn't make a sound. Gu Huaishan understood a little and asked, "Then the registration is not completed?"

"Yes, it's not finished, or in other words, it's equivalent to not registering at all today." Luobo said weakly like a dry salted fish.

"Is there no spare computer?" Gu Huaishan asked.

"No, we only have one computer in the household registration department. If it breaks down, we will repair it. If it is repaired, we will continue to use it. The higher-ups will not replace it." Luo Bo said sadly: "But the person who repaired the computer has already left work, and the fastest way to repair it is to re-register. Have to wait until tomorrow."

"The information has already been filled out, and the photos have been taken, do we still need to come here in person?" Gu Huaishan asked again.

"Yes, it's useless after all the information and photos are done. There are still a few words that must be signed by him, and the paw prints must be pressed by himself. It's useless if someone else presses it." Luo Bo explained.

"It means that we have to come back tomorrow?" Guan Rin only understood this, and immediately bared his teeth, and slapped the table with his claws heavily: "How do you do things? Are you playing with me?"

Luo Bo was so fierce that he didn't dare to refute, so he just weakly defended himself: "This is mainly because the equipment in our office department is too old, so I can't be blamed..."

Gu Huaishan was also a little dissatisfied at first, but when he saw that Guan Lin was angry, he patted Shun Guan Lin's hair and comforted him softly: "It's okay, I will drive you here tomorrow."

"Hey, if you live far away, why don't you stay here tonight?" Luo Bo felt a little guilty, after all, he was the one who gave the computer the last blow, so he tried to come up with a compensation plan at this moment.

Living here... It's not impossible, after all, if you want to drive back now, it will be at least ten o'clock when you get home, and drive back tomorrow morning, it will be a lot of trouble, and staying here... He also has something to do.

"Is it convenient?" Gu Huaishan asked.

"Convenient!" Luo Bo immediately promised: "It is absolutely convenient!"

"The location of the household registration department is relatively remote, basically in the urban-rural fringe area. In line with the concept of serving the people, there are several empty rooms upstairs, which are specially used to entertain those whose homes are too far away. It is inconvenient to return at night and has nowhere to go. people."

"If you stay here, you can also taste the dinner in the staff cafeteria, my treat!" Luo Bo patted his chest proudly.

Lang Er was moved by what he said, but it was not up to him to decide whether to stay or not. He looked up at Guan Lin, and Guan Lin looked at Gu Huaishan.

Gu Huaishan smiled and said, "Why don't you stay?"

"Okay." Guan Rin agreed.

Now that he has made a decision, Luo Bo no longer delays, he looks at the time: "It's 06:30, it's time for dinner, let's go, I'll take you to dinner first."

A group of people left the office of the household registration department and walked out along the previous Lu Yuan Road.

On the way, Robert told Guan Lin and Lang Er: "Whatever you want to eat later, just point it out. I'll pack it for you and take it home to eat. The cafeteria is for ordinary employees of the museum in front. Household Registration Section There are few people and there is no special canteen, so don't expose yourself to ordinary people."

Both Guan Lin and Lang Er agreed, but Gu Huaishan asked curiously, "Are there not many people in the household registration department?"

"Less! Let's put it this way, I'm a polished commander, unlike Ge Ziming and the others, I'm the only one in the household registration department." Luo Bo explained.

"Is that person busy?" Gu Huaishan asked again.

"It's not too busy, it's not busy at all." Luo Bo corrected: "The birth rate of monsters is simply not comparable to that of humans. Sometimes there is no one to register in my place for two or three days. I just drink tea and read newspapers every day. Play minesweeper, otherwise, with that broken computer, can it last until today before it is scrapped?"

"But I see that you seem to have a lot of valuable things here, and you're the only one, wouldn't it be unsafe?" Gu Huaishan's tone was casual, as if he was just chatting casually.

"No." Luo Bo waved his hand: "Everything placed here is protected by a defensive circle, which cannot be broken easily, and once someone attacks the defensive circle, the Special Bureau will receive the news and come to support immediately , Unless the person who came to grab the things can break the defensive circle within 15 minutes, take the things and leave, they will definitely be arrested."

"Oh, that's it." Gu Huaishan smiled again.

While talking, a few people also arrived at the cafeteria. Gu Huaishan was quite reserved in ordering food, so he ordered a few simple vegetarian dishes, and the work was over, while Guan Lin and Lang Er were not polite to Luo Bo at all, and all they ordered were expensive meat dishes. , packed a dozen lunch boxes.

Luo Bo was not very heartbroken when paying the payment. He is a plant-grown monster who usually doesn’t eat much. He just needs to bask in the sun and drink water. Therefore, the meal allowance issued by the unit has always been stored in the card and is useless. This time it was finally consumed. a little bit.

A group of people came empty-handed and left with big bags and small bags.

They walked towards the back door of the museum with their lunch boxes. Luo Bo introduced as he walked, "My staff dormitory is also over there. It is on the first floor with your room, which is the second floor of the household registration department. You don't have to hide it when you go inside. There is no outsider inside."

Both Guan Rin and Lang Er said "Hmm".

Not long after, a group of people walked to the door, and when they were about to go upstairs for dinner, the roar of the engine suddenly sounded behind them, from far to near, as if they were speeding towards this side.

This place is not a parking lot. It stands to reason that the car shouldn't be driving here, let alone driving so fast. The four of them turned their heads subconsciously. Guan Lin, Gu Huaishan, and Luobo didn't realize anything, and Lang Er's heart skipped a beat. one time.

He smelled blood.

There is also a very familiar smell mixed with the smell of blood, this is...

The black van that was approaching at high speed stopped suddenly in front of them, and before the door was opened, Lang Er suddenly ran out.

When he ran out, the door of the van was also pushed open. After the door was opened, the smell spread out, and the few people whose sense of smell was not as strong as Lang Er finally smelled the strong smell of blood.

Guan Lin and Luo Bo's faces were inexplicable and puzzled, they didn't understand what happened, while Gu Huaishan looked calm, like ordinary people who were out of the situation, and didn't seem to care about the casualties of others.

Only Lang Er had an anxious expression on his face. As soon as Ge Ziming got out of the car, he jumped into the back seat, and then faced the big one lying on the back seat, covered in blood, with the bones on his shoulders exposed. The wolf uttered an extremely sad "wow".

When he finished screaming, he wanted to jump on the big wolf, but Ge Ziming pulled him off: "Get out of the way, your brother is not dead yet!"

Lang Er was a little quiet when he heard the words, Ge Ziming controlled Lang Er, turned his head and shouted at Luo Bo who was standing there stupidly: "Stop standing there! Come and save people!"

"Ah? Ooooh!" Luobo was stunned for a moment before he realized it, and hurried forward to check on the wounded in the carriage.

When he saw that the wounded was Director Lang Yilang, he was startled first, and then he was shocked again when he saw such a serious wound and blood loss.

Not caring about other things at the moment, Luo Bo bit his fingertips, squeezed out a drop of blood, and dripped towards Lang Yi's lips.

The bright red blood beads melted in mid-air, and when they landed on Lang Yi's lips, they had already turned into a wisp of gentle vegetation essence, which entered the opponent's body from his mouth and nose.

When the blood bead appeared, a gap appeared in the disguise that Luo Bo had been making for himself at the same time, and his real aura leaked out, and anyone nearby with cultivation could smell the sweetness herbaceous aroma.

And it can also be discerned that this is not some 800-year-old dwarf radish, but an 800-year-old ginseng.

The 800-year-old ginseng essence, even a drop of blood, has an incomparable effect on ordinary wound medicine. Almost instantly, Lang Yi's weak breath became calmer, and the bleeding from the wound that was constantly bleeding stopped.

But this is just hanging his life, and the wound still needs to be treated carefully.

Luo Bo pressed the wound on his fingertips. Plant monsters have a strong self-healing ability. After a while, the wound has recovered, and his leaking breath has been restrained again, and there is no trace of it.

"Go to the household registration department and bring me the medicine box. The medicine box is in the cabinet on the second floor of my desk. His bones are broken and he can't move casually. I'll deal with him here!" Luo Bo told Lang Er.

Lang Er rushed out immediately, while Ge Ziming leaned against the car door with his hands on his chest, his eyes closed and his breath calmed down.

Luo Bo knew at a glance that Ge Ziming's injury was serious, so he couldn't help but ask, "What happened to you? The injury was so severe?"

Ge Ziming didn't speak, but kept his eyes closed.Luo Bo didn't ask again, he knew that Ge Ziming also needed time to adjust his internal energy, otherwise Ge Ziming might be the next one who should be rescued.

"We met... Guanyin..." A trembling man's voice suddenly came from the passenger seat.

Luo Bo turned his head in surprise, only then did he notice that there was a man sitting in the passenger seat, but the man was curled up all the time, and Lang Yi's injury was too conspicuous, so he didn't notice it.

Guan Lin and Gu Huaishan, who came over to ask if they needed help, happened to hear the man's answer. Guan Lin was stunned for a moment, while Gu Huaishan's eyes darkened.