[Gintama] The integrity is broken

Various gods unfolded.The soul and the body are separated, like different people, this kind of thing can be regarded as a supernatural event! !

After leaving the shop, the four of them breathed a sigh of relief in unison. As agreed, no one mentioned what happened just now, including Takeshi Kamikawa's scream in the room when he just stepped up the stairs.All this cruelty, let it fade away with time... Takeshi Kamikawa, let's go!

"That man is too suspicious." The group was silent for a long time, and it was Shinpachi who broke the deadlock first.

I stopped, "Which man?"

"I seem to have seen him somewhere." Shinpachi frowned, and suddenly clapped his hands, "By the way, he appeared in the dojo, and his name seems to be... Gao Yuanxiong? My sister will definitely know, let's go over and ask. "

Xinba boy ignored me OTZ.

Having said that, it's been too long since I came here, so long that I forgot about Shinpachi having a sister. It seems that while my memory is still fresh, I want to record the plot of Yin's mother that I remember.

"Is your sister's name Shimura Tae?" I searched my brains to come up with the name.

Shin Yae nodded, looked at Kagura and Gintoki, "Do you want to go to my sister's dojo with me?"

Kagura's clear blue pupils shone brightly, and she was extremely excited: "Kagura wants to know how that man changed from a woman to a man, Aru!"

Hey, are you watching a play? It must be a play!

By the way, is the topic of transgender really so hot?Kagura, how can you be so interested in this kind of topic at such a young age? !Yinshi, don't you need to self-criticize, a good innocent girl's mind is full of muddled thoughts like yours!Hey, Kagura, I'm sorry for you, I face the wall, I don't even know when you became like this.

"Girl, don't look at me with such bad eyes, Ah Yin, I'm not a casual person." Yinshi was sensitive to my mental activities.

But you are not a human being when you get up casually, and you almost instantly turned to me who had written the second line, and grabbed Yinshi fiercely: "Have you done enough things to harm girls? Both Kagura-chan and I have become MADAO under the influence of our ears and eyes." You pay me for my pure and flawless girlish heart!"

In order not to attract passers-by to watch, Shinpachi and Kagura each pulled one and separated the two of us.

...Actually, my sanity is still there, but... I am a little afraid of becoming a rude uncle...

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"Shinpachi!" Shimura Taeyo waved at us from afar.

"What's wrong with you?" Shimura Miao greeted him.

When Xinba released Yin, "Sister, I want to ask you, has Mr. Gao Yuan been here recently?"

Shimura Tae's expression was very strange: "Mr. Gao Yuan is in the dojo, you will be surprised to see him."

There was only a girl in orange clothes sitting quietly in the dojo. Seeing that it was Tae Shimura and us, she touched her head in embarrassment and stood up: "Hello."

Yinshi hid behind me like a ghost, and the girl in orange looked at Yinshi in surprise: "Do you know my body?"

Do you know my body? ? ? ?

Hey, I understand in seconds.

Just about to show what he knew, Shimura Tae was one step ahead of me: "For some reason, Mr. Gao Yuan exchanged souls with the owner of this body."

The orange-clothed girl nodded restrainedly, her Chinese paper soul could not be seen at all in her appearance and actions... This world of yin and yang chaos is leaving quickly!Stop testing my three views OTZ! !

"This is the house of everything. As long as there is enough reward, I can help you complete any commission!" Kagura counted the money,

Gintoki knocked Kagura's head with his fist: "Don't steal Yin's lines from me, bastard!"

Kagura covered her head, and stabbed at Gintoki's Tower of Babylon with her umbrella.

Yinshi hurriedly jumped back: "Kagura, don't reveal your true nature, there are many people watching."

In fact, there are not many people. The only people watching are me, Shinpachi, Shimura Tae, and Takahara Yu who has a female body and a male heart.Go on, go on, go on! !

"Troubleshoot your sister, you bastard!" I joined the battle circle with my brain heated up, the smoke was getting bigger and bigger, and the sound of hand-to-hand combat was crackling.

This kind of pure brute force struggle, the result is wonderful...

During this period, the most reliable Shinpachi looked at the girl in orange clothes: "Then, Mr. Gao Yuan, please tell me what happened."

ˇNo.20七节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-2609:10:48

To say that Xia Song and Gao Yuanxiong's shit happened because of a brilliant encounter.

On a sunny day, on a whim, Xia Song shook more than a dozen cans of soda vigorously, lined them up, and opened them at a rate of one per second.

Seeing the puff of soda, like a group of dragons dancing wildly, Xia Song proudly raised his head and laughed, and decided to give it another shot.

On that day, Gao Yuanxiong was rejected by his confession. He passed by Xia Song's store with dull eyes and stiff limbs. Unfortunately, Gao Yuan was hit by the lid of Xia Song's second soda... and nothing happened. , Go home safely on the plateau.

But the matter did not come to an end. The tragedy came from the early morning of the next day. Gao Yuan and Xia Song went to buy wine at the same time.On the way home, the two found themselves dizzy, and then transformed after the dizziness.

This is really a supernatural dog blood story...

"Is this the soda curse incident? If Gaoyuan-chan didn't buy soda, this kind of thing wouldn't happen." Kagura Ibon carefully considered the clues inside.

"Brother Gao Yuan, you should buy strawberry milk." Yinshi came to the conclusion calmly.

"Do you know this body?" Gao Yuanxiong ignored the words of Kagura and Gintoki, and turned his attention to Shinpachi.

Shinpachi waved his hand, "I only know that your body is in the Shinigami store, and the soul of this body seems to be pretending to be the boss' boyfriend."

"Really?" Gao Yuan, still in the image of a girl in orange clothes, blushed slightly, looking very pure, so pure that when I thought that the person wearing this skin was a man, I felt a pain in the ass.

"Well, I know this body. The owner of the body is Xia Songmingzi, the owner of the Death Specialty Store."

"Eh?" Shin Yagami looked over at the same time. After I told about Xia Song, they nodded in comprehension, and their movements were uniform and well formed.

"I'll take this commission, Ah Yin!" A voice came from the side.

Following the sound, I saw Yinshi begging Gao Yuan to ask for a deposit, the corner of my mouth twitched...

"It's against the law to steal a commission, Ayin, get out of here, I'm the one who took over the commission first!" Kagura joined the ranks of stealing money at some point.

"Hey, Yin, I'm the No. 1 commissioner, Kagura-chan, for the sake of my well-organized management of the Wanshiwu, don't fight any more."

Yinshi, you who have never done any housework, are not worthy of saying such things!The old man who just collapses on the sofa and accepts service, go to hell! ! !I will never admit that you have managed everything in an orderly manner, absolutely not!Roaring in my heart, I overthrew Yinshi with my body and looked at him fiercely: "Yinshi, this is my entrustment!"

"Sister Xiaosui, what do you want to do to Yin?" Xinba was slightly shocked.

"What do you think of Xinpachi? Of course, chop him up first, fry him, then boil them, and boil them into a pot of soup for you to taste. Why, don't you like it? Or cut him up first, fry him, wrap them into glutinous rice balls and throw them into the pot with boiling water You can also cook it!"

Yinshi's dead fish eyes glanced over, showing no sense of being overwhelmed.

I rode on him and saw my appearance reflected in his red pupils, only then did I realize that the distance between me and him might be too close, so close that the breath from his nose made my lips feel a little warm.

Unknowingly, I completely passed the safe distance, I am embarrassing.

Everyone has a safe distance. With strangers, everyone will consciously keep two or three meters apart. Seats also start from the left and right ends. When taking the elevator, in the case of two people, one person occupies a corner.

With friends, the distance is relatively close, and occasionally there will be physical collisions, and the acceptance distance is also closer than strangers.

Good friends and relatives can have an intimate space that is completely at ease, and the two can get tired of being together, and there is no burden on the heart at all when they hug each other.

The distance between me and Yinshi should be less than friends, not strangers.It's really different from my personality to make such a presumptuous action. It's okay to laugh and scold, but... I quickly stood up and said haha ​​in a disguised way: "The weather is really nice today."

Yinshi didn't mind, and said directly after getting up, "Don't worry, Mr. Gao Yuan, this commission has been accepted by Wanshiwu. Before completing the commission, I hope you can wait with peace of mind."

"Miss Shimura, it seems that I will disturb you for a few more days." Gao Yuanxiong bent down.

"It's okay, there is a room here, Mr. Gao Yuan, you can live as you like." Shimura Miao smiled.

"Okay, then let's start the mission. The first goal is to make Miss Xia Song and Mr. Gao Yuan have a round, and the case will repeat itself!" Yinshi raised his right hand and pointed down to the door!

"Alright Aru!" Kagura responded first.

"Seeing that you are so energetic, I feel much better." Mr. Gao Yuan followed closely.

Shinpachi walked up to me and nudged me, "Miss Xiaosui, why don't you go?"

I took a deep breath and made a constipated expression: "I have a stomachache and I want to go to the bathroom. I'll meet you guys later. Shinpachi, go first and talk to Yintoki later."

Shinba didn't suspect fraud, and looked at me worriedly: "Then hurry up, I won't be overwhelmed."

I nodded heavily: "Don't worry, I'm not so fragile, I won't die if I have a stomachache, and you can still see Miss Xiaosui who is alive and kicking... Ah, I can't help it!"

I clutched my stomach and ran away quickly, deliberately turning into the alley to block my figure.

waited a while