[Gintama] The integrity is broken

"My name is Hua Yusui, and I'm Akiko's friend."

I have known each other for less than a day, but Xia Songhanzhi, whom I call a friend, looked at me sideways, and I quietly gave her a thumbs up.

Seeing that Wu Shangchuan didn't quite believe it, I continued to make up nonsense, pointed at Xia Song and said, "This is your boss' boyfriend, if you don't believe me, ask him, he must know a lot about your boss' private affairs."

Akiko Xia Song quickly accepted the identity I arranged for her, "Yes, I am Kiss Akiko's boyfriend. She told me that she likes to wear orange kimonos but is allergic to oranges. She would sleep with strawberry dolls at night. The nasty ones are dead fish-eyed creatures..."

After all, no one knows herself better than Xia Song, so OTZ fell to his knees after Buddy Shangchuan heard it, as if he couldn't bear the blow.

"You are really the boss's man. You are so cruel. The boss doesn't even spare men."

What is illogical in this statement?Before I figured out the key point, Xia Songmingzi put his arms around my shoulders and said with a smile, "Awu, this is my second wife, please call her the proprietress."

I became a concubine for no reason, but I didn't have any special feelings. I quickly accepted this fact, probably because Xia Song was too out of tune, which made me feel friendly [Hey!

"Okay, you are the boss's boyfriend, so you should know where the boss is?" Takeshi Uekawa led us into the store in a compromising manner. I waved to Dingchun from behind, but he rolled his eyes and ignored me. ignore.Seeing this, I had no choice but to signal Dingchun to stay obediently with my eyes, but whether it understands or not is out of my consideration.

The store has orange walls, orange cabinets, and orange floors.

I almost thought there was something wrong with my vision, wouldn't such a combination be strange?

This store is divided into upper and lower floors, the lower one is the place for buying and selling things, and the upper one is the main room and guest rooms, which are similar to Wanshiwu.

Going up the stairs and turning the corner is the main room, and the guest room is adjacent to the main room.

Takeshi Kamikawa took us to the guest room and sat cross-legged.

Xia Song and I sat across from him.

After being silent for a while, Xia Song said, "My... Mingzi, something happened, so I can't come back for the time being."

Uekawa Takeshi didn't speak.

Xia Song said awkwardly: "I have the key to the main room, she gave it to me."

Seeing Takeshi Uekawa still silent, Xia Song took over the role and directed and acted himself: "Mingzi said that he would travel all over the famous mountains and rivers with me, but unfortunately I have been busy with girls and have no time to accompany her. Now I know my mistake, life is still alive Hugging left and right to enjoy the blessings of equal people is already the greatest joy in life, so after careful consideration, I finally decided to live with Xiaosui and Akiko."

I don't want to say that Xia Song's man looks good, but with her words, he looks like a scumbag.

Gentle Xia Song, what kind of inhuman treatment did you receive, and why did you become like this!

Takeshi Shangchuan slapped the case: "It's too outrageous!"

Hey, this dead fisheye guy is quite righteous.

Shang Chuan Wu Yizheng said: "There are only two rooms here, I live in one, and the three of you squeeze together, singing and singing every night, I don't need to sleep!"

Thinking very long-term ah poof!

Sure enough, what kind of boss raises what kind of buddies, what do you do if your mind is not pure!Xia Song, what kind of weird ideas have you instilled in others? !The first thing I think about is not whether the boss will be wronged, but my own situation, so kill this guy quickly! !

"Before Ming Zi came back, I was your boss!" Xia Song said as he took out the key of the main house and lit it.

I nodded cooperatively: "Your boss's man is your man, so you have the responsibility to take good care of her."

Xia Song took back the key and bowed deeply: "My name is Song Xia Ziming, please give me your advice."

Don't even want to think about a name, it's really okay to change the position of one's name and become another person.

Takeshi Shangchuan seemed a little helpless, but he still accepted Xia Song's statement, and asked me if I would move in today.

Xia Song looked at me affectionately, "My Xiaosui still has her own family, so she won't come."

......

Very good, my image has suddenly become a boudoir young woman with a romantic affair, and the way Takeshi Kamikawa looks at me is also slightly different.

......

"I'm going back." As soon as I stood up, Xia Song grabbed my wrist.

Xia Song winked at me, but I didn't have enough comprehension, so I couldn't understand what she meant.

Before he had time to speak, the window was broken open by a girl in a natural roll and a cheongsam.

Takeshi Shangchuan stood up vigilantly: "Who are you?"

Kagura saw my wrist being grabbed by a man, and his face flashed with displeasure, "You bastard with a human face and heart, even a girl like my sister who is so ordinary that you can't find it in the crowd!"

I bowed my head in silence.

Shinpachi ran in from the door, "dong dong dong" ran up the stairs, and when he opened the door, he saw the man in the light blue samurai suit and the man he had seen in the morning tied to the table.

I asked, "How do you know I'm here?"

"Ala, it seems that you are alright." Yinshi rubbed his head, "Dingchun came back to Wanshiwu and brought us here, Ayin, we came here specially to save you."

Ciao, I forgot Dingchun below, and it's a sin to have forgotten it for so long.

I let Shin Yagami and Gintoki form a group, and then I wiped off my sweat and said, "Mr. Matsuka and Mr. Kamikawa are not bad people, and I'm still doing commissions for Mr. Matsuka."

Shinpachi asked, "Then why did he grab your wrist?"

Me: "Because I didn't complete the commission and wanted to leave."

Kagura: "Then we didn't blame the good guy, Aru?"

It seems so, I thought silently, such a reckless way of tying people up is indeed the style of Wanshiwu.

Shinpachi asked again: "What is the content of the commission?"

Me: "Help Mr. Songxia change sex."

Kagura: "This Ah Yin is better at it, hey, what about Ah Yin?"

I turned around and saw that Yin Shi was silently helping Shang Chuanwu and Xia Song to untie the rope, with black lines popping up around his face.

Like a prisoner who has been released from prison, Xia Song rushed towards me, but his movement was blocked by a wooden knife.

Yinshi lazily said: "It's too much to stretch out the devil's claws to such an ordinary girl. Ah Yin, I have never seen a man with such poor aesthetics."

My heart is broken into pieces.

Xia Song frowned when he saw Yinshi, and pointed to Takeshi Shangchuan: "You two dead fish eyes, get married quickly, and don't block me from being intimate with my second wife."

Yin Shi glanced at me: "Hey, within a short while, you have become someone else's concubine, you are really ambitious."

I clutched my wounded heart and looked at the floor...for a long time...the sadness in my heart is unspeakable...

ˇNo.20六节碎ˇ最新更新:2013-08-1820:12:16

"Hey, Gintoki, come here." I pulled Gintoki aside and formed a circle with Kagura Shinpachi again.

But Yinshi pulled me further away, and said in a low voice, "Speak directly if you have something to say, don't disturb others, and Ah Yin will not do the thing of cutting off other people's Tower of Babylon, girl, you should tell Mr. Songxia This is wrong, as a real man, you can't easily break your dignity!"

"Don't say such indecent words like Tower of Babylon in front of girls, and Xia Song... Songxia is a woman." I quickly opened my mouth to clarify the facts.

"What?" Kagura's head stretched out, "You mean that man's Tower of Babylon was glued on?"

Yinshi continued to speak, with a calm face: "From a medical point of view, it is more likely that the Tower of Babylon will be sewn on. If it is glued on, what should I do if it falls off at the time of peeing?"

Shinpachi came over and raised his voice slightly: "You have said the Tower of Babylon four times since just now! I heard them all over there! Don't say such impolite words casually in other people's homes, the host's family will be embarrassed! What's more? Someone will sew on the Tower of Babylon and cut it off, it's not a fun game!"

Adding the two Towers of Babylon in Shinbachi, this is the sixth time... Do I need to remind them that this word appears too frequently, and it is easy to be thought that this is a pornographic novel, and it will be locked at any time Woolen cloth?

Well, let's forget it, a real gentleman who watches chess without saying a word... With this kind of thinking in mind, I silently withdraw from the circle.Sadly, no one found out, which certainly brought tears to my eyes.

Kagura pressed Shinpachi's head down, and said seriously: "If that gentleman wants to cut off the Tower of Babylon again, wouldn't it be very painful?"

Yinshi: "It's no longer a question of whether it hurts or not. Changing from a man to a woman is not something a normal person would do at all. Ah Yin said that changing a commission is the best choice!"

In fact, this is not the case. The facts of the facts start from the distant past....

"Our boss is a man at heart, and he also likes men. You talk nonsense, do you want to be beaten?" The man with the same dead fish eyes as Yinshi finally couldn't help but erupted, and the house shook twice.

Feeling that the current situation is not suitable for talking, I hurriedly gave Gintoki Kagura Shinpachi a look.

For the first time, the four retreated in a tacit understanding.

When Xia Song heard Wu Shangchuan speak, the dark crossroads kept popping up. Seeing us retreat, he helped us cover up and pulled Wu Shangchuan by the collar: "You actually said that your boss is a man at heart! Hurry up!" Said, why I don't know, is the love between me and her fake? What your boss likes is actually my body, Xiaosui's soul? "

Being shot innocently, I can only speed up my pace secretly, Xia Song is Xia Song, she is indeed a girl with a gentle appearance and a tough heart.After becoming a man, he still maintains his original personality, and his mind is still full of