I woke up with eight tails

"Ugh-"

"Meow!"

The vibration of the mobile phone was extremely loud on the ground, and Lou Lian slapped the phone in a hurry and hung up the phone.

After hanging it, he felt deeply frightened, but there was no other way. The thing made no sound when it was put in the tail, but it made a loud noise when it was taken out and placed on the tiles.

While in a daze, Lou Lian suddenly heard footsteps in his sensitive cat ears.

Step by step, steadily, gradually approaching.

Lou Lian: "..." sweating profusely.

Qin Fangfei followed the sound and walked to the door of the bathroom. Before he opened the glass door, he saw a pool of off-white cat cakes inside.

The limbs are spread out in all directions, the chest and belly are pressed against the tile floor, and the eyes are wide open.

Seeing himself appearing, he turned his eyes slowly, and let out a "meow".

Qin Fangfei: "...what are you doing?"

He opens the door.

Lou Lian: "Meow——"

I'm really hot, the ground is so cold, and it's so comfortable to stick to...

Sir, do you believe it?

He pressed the mobile phone under his body, watched Qin Fangfei walk in with his heart beating wildly, squatted in front of him, his eyes were locked tightly, and his face showed doubts.

"uncomfortable?"

"Miyiyiyiwu—" the tone was twists and turns, representing denial.

Lou Lian withdrew his two front paws, put them by his mouth, and pulled lightly on both sides.

- ":)"

When you are in trouble, just smile.

Qin Fangfei: "..."

He stretched out his hand, wanting to see what kind of tricks his kitten monster was playing.

The arms couldn't twist the thighs, and Lou even tried his best to resist the iron cat of the husband. In desperation, he sat down on the mobile phone, and then was lifted by Qin Fangfei's armpits with both hands.

Qin Fangfei frowned slightly looking at the empty ground.

Lou Lian breathed a sigh of relief.

——Fortunately, the phone has been successfully stuffed back into the tail.

"Maomao, you are so heavy."

Lou Lian: "!"

Qin Fangfei shook the long cat earnestly, touched it from head to tail again, and confirmed that there was nothing there. He was a little surprised: "Is it fat?"

Lou Lian couldn't tell.

Could it be that after Grandpa Darwin's "Evolution Theory", Grandpa Lomonosov's "Law of Conservation of Mass" is also fulfilled in him.

Lou Lian looked desperate.

Qin Fangfei shook the little raccoon cat up and down again in disbelief.

"Well..."

Lou Lian barked his teeth and claws, trying to intimidate Mr. to put him down

Unexpectedly, he was too excited, the tail that was hiding something itched, and with the sound of metal hitting the tiles, something actually dropped the tail vertically.

"Snapped."

At that moment, the world was silent.

Lou Lian looked down tremblingly

A bunch of keys.

On the snow-white bathroom tiles, beautiful golden legends are painted.

He saw his husband raised his eyebrows, as if saying "Sure enough, he did something bad", then he put himself down gently, and picked up the key instead.

"Picked it up?" Qin Fangfei flipped through it for a few seconds. After realizing that it was a door key, his voice became slightly cold, "It was stolen."

Lou Lian frantically shook his head, meowing.

"Pick it up?"

Nod madly again.

"Where did you get it?"

Lou Lian's head grew bigger: "...

It was one of a bunch of keys that had been tucked into the tail with the phone earlier.

He didn't know how this one fell out because they were clearly strung together, but it should be the key to Lin Lang's house.

Hold.

The bean curd dregs project hurt me.

Seeing that Lou couldn't answer, Qin Fangfei didn't force him, turned around and took out a long chain with a stainless steel hook on the head.

When he came back, he set his eyes on Lou Lian's head and neck.

"Maomao, is it because I spoil you too much that you have no tutor and become lawless?"

"Mi, mi..."

Seeing the slender strip glowing with silver light, Lou Lian's legs went limp, and he moved back in translation.

...Could it be that he is going to be drawn into a top, spinning in place and ascending to heaven?

stalemate for a moment

In an instant, Qin Fangfei took half a step forward, and his strike was like lightning!

"Meow--!"

don't come here

Lou Lian screamed, jumped repeatedly, and dodged!

The two went back and forth for countless rounds, gradually being able to see through each other's actions.

……

Without repeating the process, the battle ended with Lou Lian being strangled by the back of his neck.

The imaginary Wuhuada tying up the hot pot, or the raccoon-patterned spinning top did not appear, Qin Fangfei ignored Loulian's pitiful gaze without changing his face, found the buckle on the collar, and matched the chain head with it. buckle.

Then he slapped the cat's butt and drove Lou Lian off his legs.

"It doesn't matter if you can't tell, I always remember the place." Qin Fangfei pulled the rope chain and hung it on the doorknob.

After putting on his shoes and coming back, he tugged at the other end and said, "Let's go."

Lou Lian: "...!"

It turned out to be a cat leash!

"Mom, that person is so strange, he has no face."

"Shh, shhh, don't look at him."

"There are cats—"

"Don't go there!"

The child who came home from school was held tightly by his mother, interrupting his cheerful pace towards Loulian.

Lou Lian: "..."

He walked more and more slowly until he was almost moving in the end.

"Why don't you leave?" Qin Fangfei said softly.

Lou Lian wanted to cry but had no tears.

He has already heard countless voices of "Wow, why is someone sneaking cats", "Why did this person behave like this, don't be mentally ill", "He is talking to cats... stay away from them!"... up.

Shame is secondary, he is used to this perspective of looking at people's jio, there is no difference between adding a rope and not adding it - the key is, where can he return the key?

Qin Fangfei has no sense of being far away from others, as if no matter what happens, he can continue his goal without moving.

Lou Lian walked under the shade of a tree and began to think seriously about the possibility of playing dead.

Qin Fangfei seemed to see his plan, and said softly: "Maomao, is it because I am too tired from playing during the day, so I can't walk now?"

"!"

"It's very dirty outside. When I go back tonight, I'd better drop some medicine and wash it off."

"..." Lou Lian was sweating profusely.

Qin Fangfei touched Loulian gently, and said, "I can't even walk anymore, I won't resist anymore, right?"

"Meow meow!"

Lou Lian's calf slipped quickly and rushed out.

Under the action of inertia, the rope was pulled over, but Lou Lian, who was advancing so suddenly, didn't feel it.

Qin Fangfei didn't pay attention, and the rope chain came out of his hands.

He stopped, leaned against the tree trunk, looked at his right hand, his eyes dimmed.

Time flows quietly.

Qin Fangfei took off his mask and took a breath of fresh air.

The fingernail grazed behind the ear, leaving a red mark.

He smokes a cigarette.

The shadow of the leaves hit his face, which looked half golden and half dark.

"Mi woo."

Just at this moment, a weak voice came from behind the tree.

Qin Fangfei turned his head.

It was the wild raccoon running away wholeheartedly.

Lou Lian observed the expression on the gentleman's face, carefully stretched out his two front paws, and hugged his ankles.

...Phew, luckily he wasn't thrown away.

He began to try to climb up that slender leg.

"..." Qin Fangfei frowned for a while, and finally pulled Lou Lian off his lap and hugged him in his arms.

Suddenly a young man walked over hesitantly.

Dressed casually, with yellow hair dyed, sun protection clothing and a hat, he looks like a delinquent boy on the street.

He walked straight towards one person and one cat.

Qin Fangfei quickly put on his mask and asked, "Who are you?"

The young man who seemed young said awkwardly: "Hi, I am the owner, thank you for your... cat, just returned it to me with its mouth."

Qin Fangfei was a little surprised, and deliberately said: "Pay it back?"

"Yes, it's a key, I accidentally lost it."

Lou Lian followed with a "meow", grabbed Qin Fangfei with two paws, sincerely and seriously.

Youth: "Your cat is really... smart, I got the key, thank you."

As he spoke, he bowed in a gentlemanly manner, turned and left, and his steps were extremely fast.

Qin Fangfei narrowed his eyes as he looked at the figure that was quickly going away.

"Miu?"

"Maomao is doing well, let's go back." Qin Fangfei extinguished the cigarette and threw it into the trash can, his face under the peaked cap was expressionless, but his voice was still gentle when talking to Loulian, "...do you want to go shopping again?"

The author has something to say: Life is not easy, Orange Flower sighs: Ah!Stupid apprentice!

Agent: Dog Man Man!I'm going to be angry.

First of all, I would like to say sorry to everyone, it is really too late to write as the end of the period is approaching, and the next update will be very unstable.

Come back after the exam

(about half a month qaq wait for me qqqqaqqqq

感谢在2019-12-1017:26:13~2019-12-1123:27:32期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: Mr. Su, 1 bottle of ARRIVEDERCI; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!